Dying? Dying was a bitch and a half.
One day you’re taking a nap, the next you’ve apparently slept through an idiot hijacking a helicopter and—because he was an idiot—promptly dropping it exactly on top of your house.
Lo and behold, I’m fucking dead!
Fortunately, my demise was entertaining enough for some sort of inter-dimensional deity to go ‘Hey, get a load of this retard. What if we reincarnate him?’ Like it was the best business idea since the creation of sunscreen.
That’s how I found myself, lost in the middle of a forest, dressed in leathers that weren’t mine, and with a dagger in my hand.
Oh, and also a piercing headache as the information of my free superpower was directly downloaded into my brain while a pack of goblins surrounded me.
And I, being a common-day Joe accustomed to modern commodities, had a completely understandable reaction.
‘’Come here, boy!’’ I shouted, running after the last goblin as it hurriedly escaped through the bushes. The dagger in my hand was covered in nasty-smelling goblin blood, and my ears were ringing as my heart thumped loudly. ‘’I HAD RATS ONE TIME WHEN LIVING IN L.A, AND I ASSURE YOU THEY WERE BIGGER THAN YOU!’’
‘’Hiiiiiiiiii!’’ The creature squealed, its red eyes wide with fear as it turned tail.
‘’Nah, nah! Because jumping is fine, but reverse jumping isn’t?! WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?!’’
…
I may have overreacted a little.
Just a tad.
But hey, in the words of the goat, the only good goblin is a dead goblin!
‘’Hey, are you doing that shit again?’’ A high-pitched feminine voice asked from her place on my back, a lone red eye with a pale yellow sclera narrowing as she held to my shoulders tight and covered my vision with her surprisingly pretty, masked face. ‘’What did you call them again? Schizo-rants? Did your madness finally consume you—Oh, do I get to keep your things?!’’
Well… almost every goblin.
This was Midna. A Black goblin with elven-like ears, completely different from the common goblins I’ve seen.
Soft black and white skin covered by moving shadows and turquoise tattoos. A petite yet curvy figure. Orange hair that could change form but usually rested at shoulder-length, and a huge, stone-made mask with weird, illegible script covered a big part of her face.
Yes, I did not miss the fact that she looked like a carbon copy of Imp Midna from Twilight Princess.
No, I was not going to question it.
Oh, and lastly, she was a little shit with a little fang poking out of her grin, which only made her appear ten times cheekier than she already was.
‘’I’m not having a schizo rant, you midget.’’ I huffed, flicking the goblin’s nose with a finger, which made her squeak and pull back. ‘’Get your hair out of the way, I can’t see, dammit!’’
The girl laughed, a high-pitched, grating sound that felt more throat than tongue. “Booring~ How much longer until we reach this… what was it? Ordio… O-ra-riu?” she asked, while finally complying.
The long mane of orange hair covering my vision disappeared—or, more accurately, it shrank and retracted to the wolf-cut length the goblin preferred.
‘’Orario.’’ I corrected. ‘’A city of Deities, Adventurers, riches and bitches, and need I remind you that I told you to put your cloak on?’’
‘’Yes, yes, you’ve only said it like a few dozen times already.’’ The creature cackled, her strange powers keeping her attached to my back as she lay lazily on it.
‘’Midna, I’m serious. You’re a monster. Monsters get killed for profit in there!’’ I reminded, exasperation thick in my tone. When she said a dozen, it was because my neurotic ass truly reminded her a dozen fucking times. Fourteen, specifically. ‘’If you want to get turned into a purse and a crystal that a fat fuck would use to buy the cheapest beer around, be my guest. I will be keeping your mask.’’
‘’Aww… worried about lil old me?’’ The smugness in the goblin’s tone was palpable. ‘’She ain’t gonna let you hit like that, bro~’’
‘’The fuck you said to me, you little shit?’’ I swiped, trying to throw the midget off my back, only for her body to suddenly vanish as she cackled and hid in my shadow. ‘’Oh, now we're hiding? Pussy!’’
‘’Much more than you’ll ever get, hairless monkey!’’ My shadow cackled with a deeper undertone.
‘I swear if I get my hands on her…’ I took a deep breath. ‘No, Roy. Chill out. It’s your fault for teaching her that shit anyway.’’
Following my schizho rant… Where was I? Ah, yes.
Why did I have a cheeky goblin with strange as fuck powers following me around? Well, it had to do with my supposed ‘cheat power’, the one that downloaded into my brain while that pack of goblins tried to merk me for my creased Jordans.
[Monster Control.]
You have an evolved form of the [Tamer] skill, allowing you to not only tame monsters, but also let them grow alongside you, making them develop strange and otherwise uncommon abilities like speech.
However, every monster you tame can and will only be able to be female.
‘’Ain’t no buzz like tapping them monster huzz.’’
More of this ability could be revealed as you [Level Up].
I was starting to believe my entire life was a joke at this point, but only pussies refuse to square up and become the lead comedian in their own tragedy.
That’s how I ran into Midna, actually.
The goblin I’d been chasing led me to a little cave where two more of those green-skinned, smelly fucks were lurking around. But instead of the treasure hoard I’d been hoping for, all I found were some rags serving as makeshift beds, a bit of food, and a black goblin—one my monster-taming powers immediately flagged as a stronger variant.
Of course, since it was still a goblin, I relieved it of its kneecaps. One thing led to another, and now I’ve got a cheeky bitch of a black goblin trailing after me everywhere I go.
[Midna.]
Species: [Twilight Imp (Self-proclaimed)]. [Black Goblin (Real)].
Status:
[Level: 1.]
[Strenght: I-10]
[Endurance: I-5]
[Dexterity: I-23]
[Agility: I-25]
[Magic: I-52]
Skills:
[Warp]
The ability to ‘’swap’’ things around with Mind.
[Shadowification.]
The user is capable of mixing their body with shadows, becoming intangible, hiding away, or even manipulating them to some extent at the cost of Mind.
[Self-Proclaimed-Twilight.]
As an ‘’Imp’’ the bearer can modify parts of their body, like the length of their hair or overall size. Drastic changes consume more Mind.
Hm, yes. Letters and numbers. My favorite.
Besides my power, which consisted of bagging monster chicks with unfathomable human rizz, I also got a fuckload of information. For example, monsters were a thing—duh— humans were not the dominant race, and deities walked in human skin to either be worshiped, build a cult, get drunk, get fucked, or all of the above.
And Orario was the God city, with a tower that went balls-deep underground and was filled to the brim with scary monsters. Much more threatening than the fucks I’ve been chopping to pieces so I could feed Midna their strange magic crystals.
Now, unless I was truly dropped on my head as a child…
I have monster-fucker power. There is city with big strong monster. Then logically, I go to city and get women and get that bread.
Flawless logic.
‘’Did we get lost again?’’ Midna asked, popping out of my shadow as she looked around with her lone eyes. One of her tiny hands went to her mask-covered forehead as she jumped on top of my head and looked around. ‘’Heeey… Roy. Was Orario supposed to be near a clearing and a lake?’’
I froze.
‘’…No.’’ I took a deep breath, smacking myself in the forehead. ‘’Fuck!’’
‘’So we did get lost.’’ The goblin deadpanned, lying on top of my shoulders and head. ‘’…Again.’’
‘’We wouldn’t have gotten lost if you stopped distracting me.’’ I pointed out with pursed lips.
‘’Well, I wouldn’t be distracting you if you were a bit more of a man and screwed me on top of your dick already.’’ The goblin huffed, using her tiny hands to grab onto my locks of brown hair.
‘’And I would have already done that if I were one hundred percent sure you would not get your organs crushed by my dick.’’ I shot back with a plain tone that reflected how fucking done I was with this. ‘’Bitch, what are you even? A meter tall tops?’’
‘’Pussy, scrawny man, bitchless bozo, no-game monkey.’’ The goblin mocked with a massive grin on her face.
‘’Fuck you.’’
‘’Do it yourself, coward.’’
Orario better be fucking worth it, or I’m pissing on every deity’s monuments. If only to spite the ones that brought me here.
-X-x-X-
‘’That’s a big fucking wall.’’ I stated, looking up.
The fake memories input into my brain by the Illuminati completely undersold this place. Its stony walls with strange carvings were tall enough to obscure the sun itself, and the number of people entering and exiting through one of its gates. Either by foot or getting up and about on carriages was enough to feel overwhelming.
And, of course, Midna gave zero fucks about my warnings and just walked side by side with me, hands on her hips and a confident stride as we walked to the back of the line of people trying to enter Magic City.
‘’I swear if you get us caught…’’ I whispered.
‘’You hoomans and your worries.’’ The midget waved me off, her toothy grin trying to appear reassuring but only working in coming off as smug. ‘’Confidence is key.’’
‘’What the fuck does that even mean—!’’
‘’Next!’’
Pressing my lips shut, I walked forward while trying to ignore the fact that I was trying to pass a goblin into a monster-slaying city.
The man manning the entrance was behind a wooden counter and pulled up a paper and a quill.
He had short brown hair and was dressed in long white pants that were tightly clasped at his ankles. His clothing looked like a grey linen shirt with long sleeves and a brown vest on top. Clothing that was, for sure, better-crafted than my shitty retail shirt and pants, hidden beneath a cheap leather cloak.
He also wore an eagle mask that hid his eyes. I didn’t know what sort of magic or crafting bullshit was pulled to make something like that, because the man—Adventurer?—looked me straight in the eye before his gaze lowered to Midna, who waved with a grin.
‘’What’s with the mask?’’ The midget asked with a tilt of her head. ‘’Are you one of them therian freaks—Ow!’’
I had to kick her in the shins. It was a god-guided act.
The man didn’t seem weirded out by the question. In fact, his lower face spread into a thin smile as he spoke, ‘’Ah, first time in Orario, I take?’’ I nodded while Midna was busy glaring at my foot. ‘’You see, this is a symbol of the Ganesha Familia. We are the ones who control what enters and exits the city, and we protect the common citizens, too. All thanks to the blessing of our Lord Ganesha!’’
So they were police and border patrol. Fucking dandy.
‘’We are not getting deported for not having papers, are we?’’ I asked, which made the man’s face scrunch up in confusion.
“Why would you be kicked out? First-timers get their identifications made at the entrance.” he said, and my shoulders finally relaxed. “Now—name, race, and place of origin?”
“Roy Raynolds. Human, unless the stories about my mom being a freak are true, and… I’m from… Rino Town…?” I cursed myself for the hesitation in my voice. I’d been doing so damn well in my first social interaction with border patrol.
The man stopped writing. I could see judgment in his covered eyes. Well, fuck you, police man. Shit gets wacky when you don’t know your father.
Still, he didn’t ask any questions before slowly turning to Midna, even straining his neck downwards to take a better look at the goblin. I could tell he suspected something as he pursed his lips, but Midna merely saluted with a shit-eating grin.
‘’And you, miss?’’ I could see the man’s hands clench against the counter. ‘’Sorry for asking, but you… You are a Pallum, correct?’’
‘Is that what they call the… uhh… short people? Hobbits?’
I could see Midna’s sharp fangs as her smile intensified, but I shot her a glare that made her roll her lone eye before nodding. ‘’Well, there ain’t much I could be, eagle-boy. Unless you think I’m a goblin or something?’’
Gods-fucking dammit, I swear by Loki’s left nut that I would smack her.
‘’No, no, my apologies…!’’ However, the eagle man raised his hands in a pacifying gesture. ‘’It was not my intention to offend you. L-let’s just keep this up, uhm… name, race, and previous residence?’’
‘’Midna. ‘Pallum’—‘’ I could tell the girl almost bit her own tongue saying those words. ‘’…And I lived in a cave.’’
The eagle man blinked—or at least I think he did—before turning to me.
‘’She lived in a cave.’’ I nodded seriously, crossing my arms.
…
‘’I’ll note it down as unnamed residence.’’ Thank you, eagle man. ‘’Now, that should be it for now. You only need to get these to the Guild so you can get registered as citizens and pay the entrance fee. Just a hundred valis per person will suffice.’’
Oh.
Oh fuck.
‘What the heck is a vali?’ My face scrunched up as it tried to come up with an answer. ‘Uhh… little coins. Alright.’
I didn’t have those. As in, not at all.
The guard had his hand outstretched, and even behind the mask, I could tell he was starting to get suspicious of me being broke.
‘’No bread having—Hiss! Stop that!’’ Midna shout-whispered as the punishment of the lord in the form of my foot to her shins fell upon her once more.
That’s when genius struck. My hands went to my pockets, and I rustled a few tiny, purplish-blue crystals out of them, four in total, along with a single black nail that I got from one of the few goblins I killed during our few days of travel.
‘’Hey, those are my lunch…!’’ Midna hissed, looking up at me with a pout.
‘’I’ll get you more later.’’ I whispered back. ‘’But we need to pay border patrol!’’
Did this woman not understand the dangers of taking illegal residence? I knew, which was something that… I should have probably imparted upon her instead of the newest, shitty internet-slop that crossed my mind in an attempt to entertain myself.
Thoughts for future, papered-up, Roy Raynolds.
‘’Would these suffice?’’ I asked with a sheepish, crooked grin. ‘’I… really don’t have any cash on me, man. For real, real.’’
Eagle man paused, taking a single look at the items before nodding with a renewed smile. I heard a stamp being used twice as he handled two pieces of paper for both Midna and me, each with our names, homes, races, a small yet accurate description of our appearances, and the day and hour we entered Orario.
And not only that.
I heard a clinking sound as a small pouch was placed right in front of me. I looked at it and then at the man, who merely chuckled.
‘’The stones of surface goblins would have sufficed, but getting a goblin nail? You’re one lucky man, Mr. Raynolds.’’ He praised with a sincere smile and pushed the clinking bag closer to me. ‘’The four goblin stones were fifty valis each, and for the nail there’s an extra two thousand valis in coins of a hundred.’’
I…
I got bread?
Holy shit, I did!
‘’Thank you, eagle man!’’ I shook the man’s hand enthusiastically, ignoring the fact that Midna had already snatched the bag with a little jump before taking our papers and immediately running off. ‘’We are legal citizens, baby, woooo!’’
‘’We got the bread!’’ Midna shouted with the same enthusiasm as we ran into the city.
…
‘’What a strange couple.’’ Eagle man sighed, waving at the weird man and ever weirder Pallum. ‘’Ah, but I remember when I was young and crazy too, what sweet times… Next! Come on, people, let’s get the line moving!’’
-X-x-X-
The streets were buzzing with activity. From street vendors to pubs opening up with attractive staff trying to welcome anyone inside.
And goddamn if there were people. Not only humans, either. I could see well-dressed men and women with pointed, elvish-like ears—Kind of like Midna’s, actually—Short men built like absolute brickhouses, and even a dude with cat ears.
I could even see that race of little people eagle man mentioned… while they were selling some strange, colorful substances to a taller, roguish-looking human in a dark alleyway.
It really put into perspective that I didn’t spend a few days walking around like a poor, lost bastard, but I did so in a magic world.
With magic drugs, apparently.
‘’Alright, so… We should be somewhere around here.’’ I tapped my finger on the piece of paper while sitting on a bench in the middle of a plaza. The first purchase I made with our small wealth was a map. ‘’This place really is big. But anyway, this giant structure right here should be the Guild. Basically, the government, so—‘’
Munch… munch… munch…
I slowly turned my head to the goblin sitting at my side.
‘’Are you… Are you eating a potato puff?’’ I deadpanned.
‘’Hm? Oh, yeah.’’ Midna swallowed down. The thinly wrapped potato rested on her little claws as she smiled. ‘’Got a bit bored and hungry while you were trying to haggle with that old man for a hundred-vali map. Also, they’re called Jagamarukun.’’
‘’Yeah, that just means potato puff, dimwit.’’ The words seemed to strike the goblin directly as she grabbed her chest with fake shock. ‘’And I’ll have you know, I saved us fifty of those hundred.’’ I pointed out, chest puffed up in pride of my skills.
‘’…The man thought you were poor—Which, to be fair, we are.’’ Midna tapped her chin with a finger, face stuck in thought. ‘’Anyway, want a bite or not?’’
‘’…Of course I want a bite, I’m starving.’’
With a cackle, Midna pushed the fried delicacy next to my mouth, and I took a bite while looking over the map.
‘’Hm… not bad, actually.’’
‘’Right?’’ The goblin cheered. ‘’And it only costs around two hundred valis—‘’
‘’Bitch, it costed what?!’’ I whisper-shouted, because the least I wanted to do right now was make a ruckus and have the police or the magic shadow government on my ass for disturbing the peace. ‘’A single fried potato? Midna, unless you hit your head while buying from that stand, we still need enough to not sleep on the street.’’
‘’What’s wrong with sleeping on the street?’’ She scoffed, taking another casual bite of the cheese-filled food. ‘’We slept on the damn ground outside.’’
‘’The outside did not have shady people.’’ I rebutted.
‘’We are shady people.’’ Midna rebuked my rebuttal. ‘’Besides, you got us a map; I got us something to munch on. Now take the last bite before I snag it for myself.’’
‘’Praise be, oh generous one.’’ Immediately, I bowed and snatched the potato puff with one big bite.
Jokes aside. We had to think about our plan of action. We had around one thousand seven hundred and fifty valis, and considering the price of a single potato puff, I doubted we could even get a room for more than a day with this much, let alone for a week while we settled down.
My eyes immediately changed their focus, from the guild to a place called ‘Tower of Babel’. Right on the back of the map, I could see some very well-made pictures of the tower itself, with a small description.
‘’Orario’s main source of adventuring and income. Whoever it be, if you can rise spirit or steel, you too could explore the monster-filled floors and become an Adventurer.’’
‘That must be the Dungeon, right? Huh, you know… this thing may have been worth the hundred valis.’ I pursed my lips, a frown settling on my face. ‘I’ll buy something from that old man another time…’
My musings were interrupted by Midna getting bored again and poking my side with her tiny hands.
‘’So, oh great thinker. What are we supposed to do now?’’
‘’Now?’’ I tapped the map, specifically the Tower, with a big grin on my face. ‘’Now we fuck around and find out. If we want to sleep in something better than a barn today, we'd better get that bread girl.’’
Midna, for once in her life—that I know of—tilted her head in confusion with a frown. ‘’…Weren’t we supposed to register with that guild thing?’’
‘’Bah, that’s the government. They’re going to try and take what little money we have and probably put some dumb as fuck restrictions on us.’’ I waved her off, jumping from my seat, which caused the goblin to dematerialize and jump into my shadow immediately. ‘’If they want my money, they’ll have to send the IRS on our asses, and they better come before I learn how to throw a fireball or I’m airing those bitches out.’’
‘I am merely joking. Please don’t send the magic IRS on us. We are kind of fucking homeless right now.’ I prayed mentally as I quickly made my way to the hunting grounds.
-X-x-X-
After descending a shady staircase and walking around, we found ourselves in dimly lit, dark corridors. Some parts had enough space for a group of five, while others I could barely fit past.
And the best part of all? No government, and a lot of goblins.
‘’Do they not have guards positioned on the entrance so that idiots can’t get in?’’ Midna asked for the fourth time in a row, her hair moving to block a goblin’s clawed hand.
‘’Hiiii!’’ The creature shouted in agony as I kicked it with enough force to kill it. Its body exploded into black ash as a little stone dropped to the ground.
‘’We are those idiots, Midna.’’ I reminded the goblin girl while snatching the stone. ‘’Don’t think about that. Just think about all the bread that we are making—Hey, hey! Don’t eat the money, dammit!’’
She scoffed, her mouth opening wide as her pink tongue wrapped around a slightly bigger crystal. Her lone, red eye looked right into mine as she swallowed down.
‘’…Nasty fuck, that was on the ground.’’ I spat with disgust, and just a bit of horny. ‘’Nasty ground-licker.’’
‘’Cry about it.’’ She blew me a raspberry. ‘’’Sides, you sold off my lunch, and don’t you want me all big and strong? Just be glad that goblins make the cut for now, hooman~’’
I would never admit out loud just how hot this bratty goblin was. I refuse to put my pride as a man on the line!
‘’…Fine. Just tell me how many you actually ate. I counted twenty goblins killed.’’
‘’Six.’’ The midget grinned while palming her belly. ‘’Thanks for the meal.’’
What a damn fat fuck.
‘’Right, so that’s fourteen stones… which should go at a bit more than fifty valis per stone, but even at that price, we have a minimum of seven hundred valis.’’ A smile spread across my face as we kept walking through the dimly lit tunnels. ‘’And all thanks to yours truly~’’
‘’Yes, yes. You only kissed your ass about it like a dozen times since we met.’’ Midna’s lone eye rolled as she attached herself to my back with a little jump. ‘’Want me to do it, too? There, there, good hooman. Shut up already.’’
‘’Considering you’re nasty enough to eat unwashed goblin rocks off the ground, it wouldn’t surprise me if you were willing to put your lips in even nastier places.’’ I got a smack on the arm that actually kind of hurt, but it was totally worth it—
I heard a shout echo through the first floor. Followed quickly by a goblin’s dying squelch. With a hurried step, I turned the corner to find… a rabbit?
A rabbit girl, actually.
Dressed in long black pants and a brown vest was a girl with short white hair. Because her back was turned to me, I could see she had soft curves and an adorable little pom-pom for a tail. She was kneeling on the ground, the dissipating carcass of a goblin right beneath her as she stared at the dropped stone with wide, fearful red eyes.
Then, the next step I took made the white bunny ears on top of her head twitch. The bunny girl turned to me, knife in her hand.
‘’Yo.’’ I saluted, nodding to the ground. ‘’First kill?’’
‘’A-an adventurer…?’’ I heard her whisper, idly noticing the singular use of the word, meaning that Midna must have fucked off to laze around in my shadow. ‘’I—uh… yes! It’s my first time.’’
Very poor choice of words.
‘’Neat.’’ I gave her a thumbs up, waiting for the girl to get up and fully face me. From here, I could now notice the bunny girl was well-endowed in the chest area, too. ‘’Pleasure to meet you, I guess. Name’s Roy. But, uh… You do know you’re killing them wrong, right?’’
‘’…Wrong?’’ The girl tilted her head as her ears twitched. A truly adorable gesture that made me want to pat those fluffy ears. ‘’Ah… My name’s Bell, Bell Cranel! And, if it’s not a bother… could you tell me the right way to kill a goblin? My advisor told me the throat and the head are the sure way to do it.’’
Immediately, I frowned. ‘’Was this advisor… from the guild?’’
‘’Yes?’’ Another tilt, one of her ears even drooped a bit. ‘’Why?’’
The fucking government. I knew they couldn’t be trusted!
‘’You poor, tricked soul.’’ I shook my head, truly lamenting the deceit placed on this poor, innocent bunny. ‘’I’ll teach you the safest and easiest way to kill a goblin, so—‘’
Crack.
‘Perfect timing!’ I grinned.
The walls in the Dungeon started to crack. From them, two other green-skinned, dirty rag-wearing, long-nosed, and smelly fucking goblins appeared, mouths open with the stench of death.
Did I say they were smelly? I think I did.
The girl at my side panicked, and I couldn’t blame her. If it took that much effort to kill just one goblin, then two was the same as a death sentence, but fortunately for her, I had a doctorate in goblin slaying.
‘’Pay attention, Bell.’’ I called out, making the girl freeze and turn to me. ‘’This is how you kill a goblin!’’
As the two creatures lunged at me, I saw one of them suddenly be warped to the end of the room. No doubt with the help of Midna’s interference. So, with only one opponent, I charged forward, putting my entire strength into my right foot.
‘’BUHIIII—‘’ Crack. ‘’…Hii.’’
The goblin fell to the ground, its face in the most painful expression a living creature could ever make as it started to dissolve into nothing.
I had just used the technique capable of one-shotting any goblin.
A kick… right in the balls.
Bell stood shocked, eyes darting between the stone in the ground and me. Proudly, I let way for the other goblin to approach while I smiled at the cute rabbit.
‘’T-that’s…’’
‘’Now you try it!’’ I shouted as the goblin rushed past me. ‘’Come on, Bell. One good kick and it’s out!’’
Panicking, the bunny girl dropped the green and black knife in her hand, and as the beast approached, she did not have any other choice.
‘’Ei!’’ She shouted with eyes closed as her leg pulled back and a resounding crack, much louder than the one I managed, echoed in the chamber. ‘’…Ah?’’
The goblin lay on the ground, dissolving into nothing but money just like its brethren. And not only that, but this one dropped one of its dirty nails that was worth two thousand valis!
‘’You’re a natural, Bell!’’ I praised and clapped. ‘’Truly, just a bit more practice, and there’s no goblin that would stand in your way!’’
The bunny girl looked all kinds of confused, still unbelieving of her own grand feat, no doubt. Meanwhile, I had to rethink my strategy going forward, because this sort of prodigal work just wasn’t normal.
But, eh… I got some money and taught a cute girl how to bust balls in a Dungeon. So, surely, it couldn’t be that wrong?
-X-x-X-.
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Author's Note:
Yo! So, new fanfic dropped. Let's see how this one does.
I'll start by saying: I am no Danmachi expert. There will probably be some errors here and there, and don't be afraid to point them out. The last time I watched the show was... like 5 years ago, and I've never read the Novels, so my memory of events is spotty at best.
I will follow by saying, yes, what you saw there at the end is Bunny-Hume F!Bell. No, there will not be any other Genderbends, rest assured that is the only one. As for why, well, for that one I don't have an answer. Bnuy, my brotha, bnuy. (You may notice by the Tags just where Roy's about to land.)
Lastly, and this is the important part, I will be updating this fic once for every day of this week, see how that goes. So, by the end of the week, there should be 7 chapters published.
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Once this update-galore finishes, the update rate will be the same as the rest of my fics (so, not as often as I'd like, kekw)
Anyway, hope you've enjoyed, and see you tomorrow!