-Roy Raynolds-
‘’How’s your bag feeling, Bell?’’ I asked with a crooked grin. ‘’Already can hear the clinking of those sweet, sweet valis?’’
“I, uh…” The girl palmed her bag with a little frown. If I wasn’t mistaken, she should have gotten at least five by now. “Pretty good actually! I… I was told killing more than one goblin on your first day is uncommon for first-timers.”
Midna, for the third time since encountering the bunny girl, popped out of my shadow, causing Bell to lock up, but not scream like the first time. ‘’Bet the Guild told you that, lil bun!’’
Bell took a deep breath, looking between the goblin and me while we walked around. ‘’Do you… Do you guys have trouble with the Guild?’’
Well, not particularly, but I couldn’t just trust them right off the bat, right? This is a magic world. For all I know, camera pigeons are a thing—not like they weren’t before.
I heard one of the walls crack—another goblin. However, curiously enough, this one looked cautious instead of going apeshit the moment it spotted us.
‘’Nah.’’ I lied as easily as I breathed.
‘’But, eh… You know. Having a boss who takes a portion of my profit is not my thing. What’s the best they could offer me? Retirement?’’ I joked, throwing a little pebble I had picked up before near the goblin. A second later, I swapped places with the rock thanks to Midna’s Warp, letting me easily kick it in the balls and turning it into an afterthought. ‘’Don’t be a jokester now—‘’
‘’Uh, well… yes?’’ Bell turned her head to the side. Her face was scrunched up in a cute way that made me think of an annoyed little bun. ‘’Eina told me that part of the taxes paid to the guild go to retiring adventurers, be it because of legacy or disability.’’
…Huh.
As Midna snatched the magic stone and jumped into my shadow to probably eat it without Bell looking, I scratched my chin. ‘’You left me much to think about, little one.’’
‘’I’m not little.’’ Bell frowned, stomping the ground, only to immediately freeze and stare wide-eyed like a deer caught in the headlights. ‘’Ah, no… sorry… what I meant is…’’
I couldn’t contain my laughter. ‘’Y-you just did the angry rabbit thing… Pfff…!’’
‘’I… I… Ahhhhh…!’’ And now the bun had crouched and hid her face between her legs, becoming a red-faced, rabbit cocoon.
‘’Yo, Hoomie.’’ Midna whispered from my side, having reappeared and holding a concentrated frown. ‘’…This one’s fucking adorable, ain’t she?’’
‘’You bet your ass she is.’’ I nodded with the same degree of seriousness.
Much to Bell’s continued suffering.
Poor girl—but hey, she’s the one who started following us around after I told her our secret profit maneuver.
And speaking of which, while I did not particularly want to get any closer to the possible magic government, IRS, or whatever mish-mash of an organization the Guild was, I sure was anticipating the second I’d get to cash out all this dough!
-X-x-X-
And because the Gods hate me and I loved shoving my foot into my mouth, it was not that simple.
Apparently.
‘’This is fraud of the highest caliber!’’ I exclaimed, slamming my bag on the counter. ‘’I have the glowy rocks, why am I not getting the bread?!’’
The lady at the counter of the fancy guild couldn’t have looked more done with her life. Well, that was too bad, because where there was a bull, there was shit, and this is exactly the situation I was in.
After teaching Bell the secrets of the Goblin-Scrotum-Buster move, we stayed down there for a few hours, reaching the stairs to the so‑called “second floor.” The adorable rabbit girl—Hume, Rabbit Hume—mentioned that her advisor had told her not to go past the first floor during her first few days and decided to call it a day.
Which, in my opinion, was mad weird. Why would the blood‑sucking money monopoly tell its “Adventurers” to make less money?
Well, probably because a dead Adventurer couldn’t make money, but I digress. You just had to tough it up, you know?
In any case, it was the middle of the night. I had like thirty Goblin stones, and even two of a dog-like thing called Kobolds…
…But this generic white-haired elf did not want to give me my money!
Damn Knife-ears, if I were getting attended by a Dwarf, I would at least get my money in exchange for a seventy-thirty split in their favor!
Huh… the fact that I’m not getting attended by a Dwarf is the strangest thing of them all, actually.
‘’Sir… It’s not that simple.’’ The girl repeated for the umpteenth time, her hands coming up in a pacifying gesture. ‘’We can’t take magic stones from non-registered individuals… as it would encourage Adventurers from not registering and, in some cases, venture into the Dungeon without joining a Familia.’’
‘’...Completely fair. That’s exactly what I did.’’ I nodded, giving a smidge of hope and also filling the girl with dread for some reason. ‘’But there’s nobody here at closing hours. Elfie, white hair, Princess—
‘’My name’s Sophie, sir…’’
‘’—Exactly that. Flophie, can’t you do my buddy and me here a solid?’’ I put my hands up in prayer, with Midna at my side doing the same gesture, even if I doubted the elf girl could see anything besides her big-ass mask. ‘’We ain’t got no paper, for real real. I don’t even have enough for a night at an inn. We need this bread.’’
‘’No cap. I am a fatass, and I ate all the money.’’ Midna nodded, causing her stone mask to bump against the counter. ‘’Girlie, either we get paid, or we get laid—and by that, I meant our bodies, on the streets.’’
Fucking bars, also, real.
Flophie now looked between our bag with magic stones and our begging forms. Ignoring a desperate man and (half) woman was incredibly more difficult when you literally couldn’t clock out without solving their problem or making them go away, and I was not above groveling on the ground even if this shady organization closed the doors on me.
At least, we would sleep on the ground, but far from the shady junkies outside.
‘’…Even if you say it like that.’’ The elf girl bit down on her lip. ‘’I… I really can’t. M-maybe if you show me your entrance papers, we could do a loan so you can—‘’
‘’Sophie, what’s taking you so long? I’m not waiting another minute for your sorry ass.’’ Before the evil elf could threaten my non-indebted ass with a magic-world loan of all things, an annoyed and tired, yet more mature voice cut through the conversation. ‘’There are still Adventurers here? It’s closing hours.’’
And when I looked up, I saw one smoking-hot woman.
Long, red hair, cute, fluffy ears of the same color that twitched against the midnight breeze. Dressed in a sharp and professional black vest and pants with a long-sleeved white undershirt that—by looking at Tophie—seemed to be the standard uniform in the Guild. However, even those clothes could not properly contain the Hume’s breasts as they strained against the fabric.
Oh, and she also had a resting bitch face of a caliber I have never witnessed before. Like I had just pissed on her coffee, slapped her across the face, and moaned.
‘’Ah, Rose…’’ Sophie’s words came out as a relieved whimper. ‘’These… Adventurers—‘’ Bitch, why did you say that like a slur? ‘’—Were trying to cash in their magic stones, but they are not guild-registered.’’
‘’'Cause the government wants our money.’’ Midna provided with a shit-eating grin. ‘’And we ain’t giving shit without getting them paper stacked-up first.’’
Deep inside my chest, I felt a hot, encompassing feeling… Was this a father’s pride?
…Well, no, because I totally wanted to dick down the cheeky Goblin, and wanting to dick-down your own daughter was weird, so it was probably something else.
The wolf woman looked between her pleading co-worker and me. Even straining her neck and scowling when she noticed Midna’s cheeky grin.
‘’…You owe me one.’’ The woman sighed, and the elf thanked her profusely before practically vanishing, slamming a door shut in her hurry, which made the redhead’s ears twitch and her tired scowl deepen. ‘’Damn ponty eared… sigh… First of all, give me your entrance papers. And if you don’t have them, I’m kicking you to the curb myself.’’
‘’Love a woman who knows what she wants.’’ I nodded sagely, with Midna bonking her mask against the counter two times in response. The fact that it caused Rose’s left eye to twitch and a vein to appear on her forehead was an unintended side effect. ‘’Here you go.’’
The Wolf Hume squinted her eyes while looking at the papers and at us slowly. Then, she opened the magic-stone bag and counted each one, even separating the Goblin ones from the two Kobold ones. Something that, without my cheatcode, I couldn’t figure out for the life of me, since the monster’s stones were almost identical.
Meanwhile, I looked at her chest, not because of her boobs, but to catch her entire name displayed on the nametag: ‘Rose Fannett’.
‘’Alright, so…’’ The woman, now calmer, took a deep breath. ‘’I’m guessing you brats have a Familia; how your Deity did not think of joining the Guild is beyond me. Or are you new Adventurers—‘’
‘’Oh, we don’t have that.’’ I shrugged. ‘’Bet those ‘Familia’ or whatever need to pay a fuckload of taxes. No freaking thank you.’’
Rose’s ears puffed up, and I swore I heard the wood under her hand crack. Slowly, her golden eyes bore into mine with a gaze that I would find incredibly sexy if its scariness didn’t slap that sexiness in the ass and called her his bitch.
‘’You’re joking.’’ She immediately stated, like it was the truth.
Frowning, I turned my head to Midna. ‘’Was that supposed to be mandatory to explore the Dungeon?’’
The goblin girl, of course, looked at me with double the confusion. ‘’Did you forget I’m following your lead, dumbass? I know jack.’’
Oh, right.
‘’You could have learned it through osmosis, at least.’’
‘’I don’t know what that word means, but just in case, Joe Mama.’’
At this point, Rose’s forehead vein looked on the verge of popping. In fact, I could even pick up a low growl as a pair of white, sharp teeth were revealed from her previously thinly-pressed lips.
‘’Do you have a deathwish?!’’ The woman roared, causing both of us to turn to her with shut mouths and widened eyes. ‘’You… In a decade of working with the Guild… I haven’t seen such idiotic recklessness EVER! Even stupid kids not old enough to drink know they need to get in a Familia to explore the Dungeon—No, it’s not even that… You just went to what’s widely known across the world as a Monster-filled nest and didn’t even come to the Guild first?!’’
I stopped; whatever quippy response on my lips died down when noticing the real anger in the woman’s voice.
‘’Hey,’’ I called out, and the angry, golden gaze focused on me. ‘’We are not trying to fucking die here, lady.’’
‘’Oh yeah? Surely seems like it.’’ She scoffed sarcastically, with barely hidden vitriol.
‘’Well, fuck you and your observations, mutt-woman.’’ I spat. The words, more than further angering the woman, seemed to genuinely surprise her. ‘’We are out of a dime; I can barely trust you or your organization, and now you expect me to say ‘Oh, yeah, I just got blessed by big G right before coming, no biggie’? Well, fuck you. We can’t search for shit like that with zero fucking money, now can we?’’
Rose looked like she wanted to bite out a response. Especially considering her fangs were still in clear view. However, she didn’t butt in. Even Midna, who by now I knew would follow suit with some shitty, annoying quip that I totally taught her, remained silent.
Fuck, now I felt like a dick.
To be fair, getting to the city with a goblin and just the clothes on my back, having slept for days on the ground, and crushing monsters’ balls until they dropped me their money stones… it seemed easy, but it had taken a toll on me, too.
And boy, if I felt like a dick by cussing a government organization, then that means I was out of line.
‘’Alright… that’s my bad. I don’t know why I was even shouting at you; it’s basically the same as shouting at the cashier at McDonald's because my ten-piece was fifty cents cheaper at another place.’’ I apologized honestly, looking Rose in the eye. ‘’Oh… right, you guys don’t have that here. Well, just… give me back the stones. We won’t even come back tomorrow. We should be good for a few days with what we earned and—‘’
The sound of clinking against the counter interrupted me.
The bag with monster stones was gone, replaced by a bag filled with coins.
‘’Six thousand and six hundred valis,’’ Rose stated, taking a deep breath. The anger flickered out of her expression and tone, leaving bone-deep. ‘’I ringed them in, but… you better come back tomorrow. If only to see that your idiotic asses didn’t get killed, and you’ll register at the guild and you’ll search for a Familia before going further down the Dungeon.’’
Before I could open my mouth, the woman growled and glared at me, making a shiver of unknown feelings go down my spine. ‘’Familias don’t even pay a proper tax unless they’re H-rank or above, and there are plenty of small Familias that don’t meet those requirements, or that do, and pay less tax.’’
…
‘’Well now, that sounds like a lot of conditions,’’ I said, but the small smile on my face certainly spoke the opposite, causing Rose to huff.
‘’It’s either that, or no dice. You can sleep in the street for all I care.’’ She crossed her arms, sneering.
Looking down at Midna, I noticed the Goblin had been staring at me with one lone, red eye for a while now with an undecipherable expression. However, I did notice her thighs were slowly grinding together.
With a shrug, I extended my hand to the wolf-woman, a crooked smile on my face. Rose displayed some hesitation, but ended up taking my hand while whispering something along the lines of ‘stupid, reckless adventurers’ under her breath.
‘’It’s a deal then.’’ I chuckled, noticing she squeezed my hand hard enough for me not to be able to pull back. ‘’Damn good grip. Do you lift, girl?’’
Rose raised an eyebrow with a plain, tired expression. ‘’I could lift you and your companion, human brat.’’
‘’‘’Damn, that’s hot.’’’ Midna and I vocalized with a nod.
‘’…You both have to be the weirdest adventurers I’ve ever met in my career.’’ Rose huffed, visibly annoyed.
‘’Hmm… yes, insult me more. It gets me going.’’ I stated with a deadpan, ignoring the goblin’s choked snort.
Now, she had a frown of disgust. ‘’…Take your valis before I punch you through the Guild walls.’’
‘’…Kinky~’’
…
‘’I SWEAR TO FUCKING OURANOUS—‘’
Rose was a fun girl.
-X-x-X-
So, apparently, a stay at an inn was not that expensive, especially when you can accommodate two people in one bed.
The room wasn’t anything to write home about. It had a bed with cheap pillows and sheets, a one-drawer nightstand, and a basic wardrobe. But thank the Gods it had a bathroom. Yes, the ‘tub’ was basically a wooden bucket big enough for a single person, but they had toilets.
Thank you, fantasy world. I shall not complain about your shenanigans to steal my money for at least a day—No, half a day.
Speaking of money…
‘’The two meals were around four hundred… And the room for the night was a not-that-cheap five hundred. So, with the valis we had beforehand…that leaves us around seventy-five hundred to play around.’’ I concluded with a smile. ‘’Not bad for a first day, eh short… stack…?’’
I heard something bounce on the bed, and one look was enough to make me hold my breath.
The black goblin had taken to splay herself completely on the bed, starfish style. Yet, when she noticed my stare, her pleased grin changed into a cheeky one, and the shadows around her body started to shift and move.
Slowly, Midna sat on her legs, back to me, and her face slowly turned until she stared me dead in the eye. From her position, her plump, round butt was in perfect, tantalizing display.
‘’Midna…?’’ I asked, hands tightening against my pants as something started straining against the cloth.
‘’Do you have any idea how hot it was when you talked back to that Wolfie…?’’ The goblin purred, licking her lips as her fat, gobbo ass swayed side to side. ‘’Because I’ll tell you. It was enough for me to decide that if you don’t fill this imp up today, hoomie? Well…’’
Her grin got twice as wide as a thunderous slap echoed in the room. Product of Midna slapping her own ass and making that half-pale-half-dark rump wobble. ‘’Then let’s say you’ll need to put that tongue to work…~’’
And I, as a blood-red man and also an idiot, felt the need to ask.
‘’Is it pink?’’
‘’Even better.’’ Midna cackled as her hair extended, forming into a massive orange hand that promptly parted her own asscheeks, revealing her tight, puckered hole and dripping labia. ‘’It’s a refreshing, fizzy blue!’’
And it was. Both of her holes glowed with the same intense turquoise of the tattoos around her body.
‘’Ah, yes… Baja Blast pussy.’’ I resisted the urge to snort at my own joke. ‘’My favorite.’’
‘’It’s about to be, hoomie!’’ Without even a previous warning, I felt my body go completely limp for a second before I felt the cushiony mattress below me. Looking up, I noticed Midna’s fat rump just inches above my face as the goblin looked down with a foxish grin, meaning that she must have swapped my place with the pillow. ‘’Oh, right. We didn’t even got to take a bath yet, huh…? Wanna start me up on that, hoomie?’’
An entire day of walking around and killing monsters made us a bit sweaty. Yet, a single huff revealed that, unlike the sour smell I expected, Midna’s dripping pussy and sweaty ass smelled almost intoxicatingly sweet.
If that was because of some correlation with my power or because that thing truly tasted like Baja Blast… Well, I was about to find out.
‘’Girl, get that dessert over here.’’ I grinned, both hands grabbing onto the shorter goblin’s hips, causing the pale and dark goblin to squeak. ‘’I’m fucking starving.’’
If what followed next was vengeance for making that adorable sound escape her mouth, or Midna’s own anticipation taking over her logical mind, I didn’t know.
What I did know was that sixty pounds of pure goblin ass were unashamedly slammed down into my face.
My tongue immediately got a taste of Midna’s dripping pussy. The sweet aroma wasn’t just for show, as her juices also tasted a mix of hot sweetness with just a hint of salty sweat.
‘’Mnnn, shit!’’ The fake imp moaned, softly grinding her cake on my face as her little hands tightened against my shirt. ‘’A-at least you know how to eat the box, eh, Humm—Mng! Ohhh, get that tongue in there, you hairless monkey~!’’
I was no genie, but her wish was my command. My hands tightened against that perfect, plush, and fat rear. My tongue, curious as it was, went from her pussy to the twitching, musky pucker. The ring of muscle trembled under my tongue as Midna bit down a moan.
I felt something big and strong palm my bulge. No doubt Midna’s hair-made hand. The limb squeezed my shaft before its digits took hold of the waistband and pulled.
‘’Fuck it… Lemme see what mama’s working with here—‘’ Slap!
Only for the eager goblin to be slapped in the face with my hard-as-steel meat rod. The soft squishiness of her face sent me throbbing, and it wasn’t long before Midna tried to take on it with both of her tinier hands.
‘’Mhm… Now I can see why you were worried ‘bout little old me… That’s a bitch-breaker, alright.’’ She purred against my shaft before taking a big, audible sniff. ‘’Ffffffffuuuck… Alright, this bad boy is getting a tongue bath~’’
A moan escaped past my lips and into Midna’s twitching, needy asshole as the goblin popped the tip inside her mouth without fanfare. Her dexterous tongue started swirling around the tip like she was sucking on a lollipop, and seconds after, I heard her choke as she took half the shaft down her throat.
The feeling of her warm, spongy tongue and her tight, hot, and slimy throat was like heaven. Yet, the size didn’t discourage her any, if the way her magic hair wrapped around my legs was anything to go by.
As I drilled my tongue into Midna’s sweet folds and ass, the gobbling slobbered on my shaft, trying to get all the way to the base. And, with this much movement among two pent-up people, things were bound to end eventually.
‘’Gk-gk-gk—Haaa… I can feel ya throbbing on my throat, hoomie!’’ Midna stated as she took deep breaths, her hands still stroking my shaft covered in her throat slime. ‘’And you best bet I’m getting my treat! Come on, show me why the only good goblin is a cum-stuffed goblin!’’
Between the stimulation and the dirty talk, I could not handle it any longer.
Midna went down on my shaft one last time, and as I felt her nose hit my taint, my balls clenched as I started painting the shortstack’s stomach with my thick, human seed. ‘’Fuuuck!’’
Equally enough, my face was stuck between the mattress and Midna’s pillowy ass as her cunt twitched and spasmed around my tongue. Tasty, almost fizzy sweet juices filled my mouth. ‘’Mhmmmmmmm~!’’
My head was buzzing, and my entire body relaxed. I couldn’t make heads or tails of anything besides Midna and I gulping down each other’s juices and making an ‘attempt’ to clean up, which was basically a slow, more methodical tongue-work.
At some point, Midna must have used her Warp skill, because we were below the sheets, hugging close. Yet, before I could close my eyes and fall asleep after such a tension-relieving climax, I felt the goblin’s tiny hand pat my softening cock twice.
With a curious raise of an eyebrow, I stared at her smirking, pleased face.
‘’Nice and big, smelled virile enough to repopulate a goblin—err, Imp village, and filled me with tomorrow’s breakfast and lunch.’’ Midna cackled, pressing herself against me further. ‘’Ten out of ten hooman cock, would throat it to the balls again, hehe~’’
I couldn’t help but snort. The ‘review’ was so absurd that I just had to follow suit and match Midna’s freak by grabbing one of Midna’s asscheeks and squeezing.
‘’Fat, plump, tasted like an actual Baja Blast somehow, and the smell was enough to send a lesser man into a fuck-frenzy.’’ I snorted, nuzzling the top of her head. ‘’Ten out of ten gobbo ass, would have it as dessert after every meal.’’
…
‘’‘’Ayeeee!’’’ We did a little high-five as the two of us shared a wheezy laugh.
Just because we relieved some sexual tension between the two of us did not mean we stopped being fucking idiots all of a sudden.
-X-x-X-
-Bell Cranel-
‘’I’m going now, Lady Hestia!’’ Bell called out to the open door of the ruined church. ‘’I’ll make sure to make just as much today, too, so please take the day off!’’
Dressed in her brown vest, long pants, and strapped with the two guild-issued knives, Bell smiled at the short girl wearing a mini white dress. Her words, however, caused the petite Goddess of the Hearth to pout, placing her hands over her hips.
‘’Don’t strain yourself, little Bell!’’ The Goddess shouted, her expression stern. ‘’Gods take care of their children, not the other way around, so I'd better not hear from Eina about you getting hurt… and stop calling me Lady! It’s Hestia, just H-e-s-t-i-a, you hear?!’’
Bell sweatdropped, the chastising immediately making her ears droop as she waved and went on her way.
‘’I think I made Lady Hestia mad…’’ She chuckled sheepishly. Yet, immediately, a determined glint entered her red eyes as a smile spread across her cute face. ‘’But no matter! With Mr. Raynolds… unorthodox goblin-slaying method, I bet I can make even more than yesterday…!’’
Bell, to her credit, had not spent more than three days being an adventurer, and the first one, she spent getting taught and immediately tested by her advisor, Eina Tule, a half-elf who was beautiful as she was scary.
The lesson took so long that by the time Bell was done, it was already nighttime, and she hadn’t even stepped into the dungeon!
Not to mention… the small loan she had to take to purchase the two knives. Even at a discount, starting with a debt of four thousand valis discouraged her greatly.
As for the second day… she ran. The moment she was faced with a goblin, it was like she was a little girl all over again, and she needed to run to her Grandpa for help…
The feeling of impotency was so great she wanted to cry—No, in fact, she did cry!
How could Bell ever be a hero like the stories her Grandpa told her if she ran at the first sight of danger? If her hands kept shaking the moment she caught a whiff of the first goblin?!
Lady Hestia even comforted her warmly with a hug that day… It was such a pathetic event that made Bell want nothing more in the world than to dig a burrow and die!
It wasn’t until the third day that she managed to steel her heart and kill her first goblin. It was hard to fight back the instinct to turn tail and run. The foul stench of the creature didn’t help the notion any, but the euphoric feeling wasn’t like anything she had felt before!
…Only for Mr. Raynolds to come around and show her just what she was lacking.
‘Grandpa didn’t mention anything about that…’ Bell blushed as she walked the street, aiming straight for the Dungeon today. ‘Well, I would also not mention kicking a goblin in the… nethers to little kids, so…’
Yeah…
But it was no matter. After all, she now had the confidence to kill more goblins! The whooping ten magic stones she had managed to snatch yesterday left even Eina astonished, and today, she would aim for twenty!
Just imagining paying her loan and buying groceries for the petite Goddess that welcomed Bell in her house when nobody else would… It filled her heart with determined fire like nothing else!
‘And maybe… maybe I could even follow Grandpa’s words and…’ The Rabbit Hume’s cheeks flared up, causing her ears to twitch. ‘Meet c-cute boys in the Dungeon…? Well, that’s not entirely fair; I met one, but there wasn’t any saving—'
‘’My brother in Christ. There can’t be that many bunny girls around these parts.’’ The miffled tone of a man reached Bell’s ears, causing the sensitive appendages to twitch as she tilted her head. ‘’Fair skin, white hair and fur, red eyes, nose cute as a button, would probably stutter trying to say good morning! That’s ample description!’’
Bell turned a corner and saw the two figures making so much noise at one of the food-vending stands. A small crowd had even gathered around them as a middle-aged, bald man groaned, his face stuck in an annoyed scowl.
‘’And I already told ya, lad, that whoever yer favorite red-district missus is, she ain’t come ‘round here!’’ He explained. ‘’Now, do you want to buy anything?! ‘Cause if not, I’m going to shove mah foot up yer arse!’’
On the side of the cloaked customer, a figure Bell recognized clearly was cackling. A Pallum with a stone mask and a strange, dark, and shadowy cloak covering most of her body. Bell had only met a Pallum so distinctive recently.
‘’Listen here, ‘pal’, I don’t care bout them old ass crackers you try and sell me—No, seriously, finding a person aside, at least sell freaking bread. Are these bitches even gluten-free—?‘’
‘’Miss Midna? Mr. Raynolds…?’’ Bell whispered, but somehow, it seemed the cackling Pallus noticed her approach, even tugging her partner’s pants.
‘’What is it, Midna? I’m trying to explain to this old fart how he better take the gluten out them fucking crackers—Huh?’’ Turning around, it was exactly who Bell suspected. Roy’s almond eyes found hers, and a massive, crooked smile appeared on the man’s face. ‘’Bell Cranel, exactly the girl whom I was trying to find!’’
‘Me…?’ Bell blinked slowly… and then a rush of heat rose to her neck and face at the implications. ‘Mr. Raynolds was looking for me? B-but why…? Does he… Does he maybe want to team up to explore the Dungeon—‘
While she lost herself in her own delusions, Roy Raynolds had approached her and grabbed her shoulders tight, looking her in the eye with what Bell could notice was a clear hint of interest!
…If Bell had better social skills, she would have noticed that the interest may not have been on her figure specifically.
‘’Bell...’’ The man’s husky voice sent a shiver down her spine, and the flush on her face could not have gotten any redder.
‘’Y-yes, Mr. Raynolds?’’ Bell cursed internally for her own stuttering, trying to ignore the man’s Pallum companion as she giggled. ‘’I-if you wanted to, you could have asked, I-I don’t mind partnering up… No, in fact, I would l-love to—‘’
‘’Bell, how poor is your Familia?’’ The man asked, ignoring her whispered, uncomprehensible ramblings while staring her dead in the eye with utmost seriousness.
‘’…Eh?’’ She blinked.
‘’As in, how many zeros are behind the negative symbol? How much dough is missing from the pantry? If you were to stand on your money right now, how much shorter would you become—‘’
‘’EHHHHHHH?!’’
-X-x-X-.
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Author's Note:
Yo. Here's the second chapter. I have to say tho, this has to be the EARLIEST I have ever put smut in a fic. It beats the previous record, by like... 5 chapters or so, and while the Gobbo cheeks weren't clapped, they certainly were eaten, yum.
Bell fantasising with the first dude that helped her out in Dungeon time feels on point, IMO. (Albeit, not the atomic crush he got with Ais in canon)
The bnuy is following you, Roy. Now it's your problem.
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