Rumble!
Accompanied by a roaring sound like a machine starting up, a massive turntable spanning the sky descended.
Even though it wasn’t his first time seeing it, Jogo was still speechless at the turntable’s design.
“It’s made so huge for no reason, couldn’t they have made it look cooler?
Now it’s set up like a slot machine.
Anyone who didn’t know better would think I’m playing pinball on the side of the road.” [Ding!
Do you wish to start the lottery immediately?] “Start…
wait, hold on before drawing.” Jogo narrowed his eyes, browsing through all the prizes on the lottery wheel, growing more alarmed the more he looked.
[Strange Spinal Fluid × 1] [Super Cool Entrance Effect × 1] [Flesh Cataclysm × 1] [Inumaki Toge-style Cursed Speech × 1] [Forgiveness Hat (Magic Modified Version) × 1] Below each of these prizes was a detailed description.
[Strange Spinal Fluid] [Description: It’s exactly as it sounds.
This is just a bottle of spinal fluid from who knows where.
Maybe it’ll have special effects if you drink it, who knows.] [Super Cool Entrance Effect] [Description: Possessing this item means the moment you step onto the battlefield, the world will tremble, and thousands of rays of light will shine upon you.
You will become the most cool guy on the field.] [Flesh Cataclysm] [Description: You can freely control your own flesh, expanding or shrinking it at will, and you can also regenerate at will.
The limit of expansion or shrinkage depends on whether you have sufficient energy.
PS: If you’re lucky, you might even give birth to a Flesh Symbiote to fight alongside you.] [Inumaki Toge-style Cursed Speech] [Description: That’s right, it’s the Cursed Speech from that Jujutsu Kaisen you’re thinking of.] [Forgiveness Hat (Magic Modified Version)] [Description: It’s the same authentic Forgiveness Hat, but after the magic modification, the original effect seems to have deviated significantly, becoming increasingly strange.] “???” Among these five prizes, he was only slightly familiar with Inumaki Toge’s Cursed Speech.
He had never heard of the others at all.
Jogo could understand Flesh Cataclysm.
It was a skill similar to Mahito’s Idle Transfiguration, though it lacked the ability to alter souls.
He didn’t know about the spinal fluid, and what’s more, the system had specifically noted that it was a “strange” spinal fluid.
He could only pray he wouldn’t draw it.
As for the Super Cool Entrance Effect and that bright green magic-modified Forgiveness Hat…
“System!
What kind of damn prizes have you arranged?
I can tolerate the other three.
But a Super Cool Entrance Effect?!
Are you sure this isn’t just your twisted sense of humor?!” However, this time, the system did not give a reply, as if it had gone into standby mode.
“Speak up!
Don’t just go silent because you’ve been exposed!
Do you know that this is emotional abuse?!” Jogo was so angry he was jumping up and down in his mind, with strings of “beautiful” words bursting from his mouth.
After a long while, a system voice that still lacked any emotion sounded.
[Ding!
The lottery wheel prizes are drawn completely at random.
Please rest assured, Host.] After a while, Jogo was tired of cursing, but there was still no response from the system.
He sighed helplessly, slumping dejectedly in his consciousness space, looking at the colorful giant wheel in front of him, and glanced unwillingly at the five prizes above.
“Sigh…
you’ve just cleared out all the trash in your inventory for me, haven’t you?
Hurry up and start.” [Ding!
Lottery wheel has been activated!] The system, which hadn’t responded to Jogo all this time, jumped out right on cue the moment he said to start, announcing that the lottery wheel had begun running.
Accompanied by a dazzling array of lights and sound effects, the pointer began to slow down, drifting toward that bright green magic-modified Forgiveness Hat.
Hey.
It won’t stop here, will it?
Don’t do this!
Jogo’s eyes widened, and he stood up, his gaze locked tightly onto that pointer.
It must not be the magic-modified Forgiveness Hat.
Who knows what it does?
What if the magic modification makes it so that after I put the Forgiveness Hat on an enemy, it turns into me forgiving the enemy?
Just a little further, even Flesh Cataclysm would be fine.
Although it conflicts a bit with my Cursed Spirit body’s own recovery ability, it’s still better than the Forgiveness Hat.
Under Jogo’s full anticipation, the pointer finally swept past the magic-modified Forgiveness Hat and arrived at the Flesh Cataclysm area.
Seeing this, his hanging heart finally dropped to the ground.
He let out a long sigh and wiped the non-existent sweat from his forehead.
“It finally passed.
At least I didn’t draw the magic-modified Forgiveness Hat.
Flesh Cataclysm is fine too.
At least this way I can possess a nearly immortal body.” However, right at this moment, Jogo’s expression suddenly changed.
He discovered with horror that the pointer hadn’t stopped yet.
It was still moving toward the next area.
The next area…
is the Super Cool Entrance Effect.
Watching the pointer move further and further away from the Flesh Cataclysm area, Jogo could only watch this scene happen helplessly, unable to help but shout.
“Stop!
Don’t keep turning forward!
Any further and it’s the bottomless abyss, damn it!!” However, heaven did not grant his wish.
[Ding!
Congratulations, Host, for obtaining Super Cool Entrance Effect × 1]