Ding!
“Host successfully tricked a pure and innocent young girl, gaining reward: Ginseng Fruit x 1.”
What the heck?
There’s a reward for this?
Monkey chuckled upon hearing the system’s prompt.
However, Monkey felt this was true love and absolutely refused to admit it was a trick.
Inside Water Curtain Cave, Guanyin had transformed into an adorable Little Monkey, named Monkey Little Sister.
Her big, watery eyes were incredibly cute!
Guanyin thought that by transforming into this appearance, she probably wouldn’t be pushed into the Monkey King’s position this time!
Returning to Water Curtain Cave from outside, Monkey immediately noticed Monkey Little Sister, who Guanyin had become.
No reason, just because this cute Little Monkey successfully caught Monkey’s attention.
One must know, with Monkey’s Supreme Primordial Body, his body became powerful, his talent became strong, and his intellect and intelligence also became terrifying.
Even if Monkey claimed to be face-blind with the monkeys of Flower-Fruit Mountain, unable to tell them apart, that was just talk; Monkey now had an absolute photographic memory.
And this Monkey Little Sister that Guanyin had become, looked so adorable, Monkey was certain that this was definitely another spy monkey arranged by someone.
Although her appearance was pure and cute, she was still a spy monkey.
“Wow!”
“Whose monkey baby is this?
So cute!”
Monkey pretended to be surprised, stepped forward, and pinched Monkey Little Sister’s face as he spoke.
Nima!
Guanyin almost couldn’t help but lose her temper and slap Monkey to death…
What level am I?
What rank am I?
In Heaven and on Earth, who dares not give me face, who dares…
pinch my face…
Before Guanyin’s anger subsided, Monkey directly went “smack…
smack” a few times, kissing Monkey Little Sister’s face.
He mumbled, “This Little Monkey is so cute, big brother couldn’t help but kiss you a few times…
Don’t be angry, okay!”
What???
Guanyin was utterly stunned.
She was trembling with anger, her heart filled with fury: “This Monkey…”
“This Monkey…
actually dared to kiss me…
Does he want to die?”
Monkey secretly observed that this Little Monkey, after being pinched and kissed by him, was actually trembling with anger…
Oh my goodness!
Monkey was speechless; with that kind of mindset, how could she play an undercover game?
The other monkeys didn’t feel anything about Monkey’s actions; instead, they thought it was quite normal.
They also found Monkey Little Sister very cute and felt the urge to pinch her cheeks.
Big Monkey stepped forward to explain to Monkey:
“Her name is Monkey Little Sister, and she’s also a monkey from Flower-Fruit Mountain.
She used to live in the back mountain.”
“It’s been snowing heavily these past few days, and I saw she couldn’t survive well by herself in the back mountain, so I brought her back.”
Monkey nodded, not caring how angry Monkey Little Sister was, and spoke provocatively: “Monkey Little Sister…
What a good name!”
“Your name and appearance match very well, little sister, don’t be angry, big brother will grill you some fish later.”
Monkey’s actions were absolutely suicidal.
Because in that short minute, Guanyin had felt the urge to beat Monkey to death seven thousand eight hundred times.
All of which Guanyin had painstakingly suppressed.
Guanyin’s mentality was truly on the verge of exploding.
For a moment, Guanyin wanted to resign and then beat this Stone Monkey for seven days and seven nights.
In the end, Guanyin still prioritized the bigger picture; the journey to obtain scriptures was a great undertaking, and it could not be delayed by such a small matter.
Monkey was beside her, skewering a fish on a wooden stick and roasting it.
Then he asked Big Monkey, “Is your name just Big Monkey?”
“Don’t you have a nicer name?”
Big Monkey was startled by Monkey’s words and quickly asked, “Do you think Big Monkey doesn’t sound good?”
“Then tell me what name sounds good, and I’ll change my name.”
Uh…
Monkey’s face stiffened.
Is changing names really that casual?
“Yes, I also feel that Big Monkey and Little Monkey don’t sound good.
Why don’t you, Stone Monkey, help us think of a name?” Little Monkey also spoke from not far away.
The other monkeys, hearing this, also turned their heads to look, scratching their heads curiously, wondering what name Monkey would come up with.
“Are you two serious?” Monkey asked Big Monkey and Little Monkey.
“Of course.”
“Anyway, we feel this name doesn’t sound good.”
The two replied.
Bai Jingjing, who was not far away, suddenly spoke up: “Hey, why don’t you two call yourselves…”
“Sun Dama?”
“Sun Xiaoma?”
Monkey’s face stiffened.
What a terrible name, absolutely no artistic merit.
“What you just said won’t do.
I’ll think of a good one for them seriously.”
As he spoke, Monkey stroked his chin and mumbled, “Big Monkey…
Dama…
Dama…
Alibaba?”
“Hey…
I’ve got it.”
Monkey suddenly stood up and said with a serious expression, “Big Monkey, from now on, you’ll be called Ali.”
“Little Monkey, from now on, you’ll be called Penguin, a very grand name.”
“Ali?”
“Penguin?”
Not only were the monkeys a bit confused, but even Big Monkey and Little Monkey themselves were somewhat bewildered.
However, after thinking about it, the two felt that Ali and Penguin indeed sounded better than Big Monkey and Little Monkey.
Moreover, it was Monkey who helped them choose the names.
“Alright then, from now on, everyone will call me Ali.”
“Yes, everyone, from now on, call me Penguin.”
Monkey nodded seriously.
With two great generals like Ali and Penguin, why worry about the Three Realms not being unified!
“Then what do you think my name should be?”
“Yes, and me, they always call me Old Monkey…
Old Monkey…”
These two monkeys speaking were the two Sun Wukong
Monkey, hearing the two Sun Wukong also ask him for names, became playful and said, “You two, you’ll be called…”
“Zhongtong!”
“Shentong!”
Monkey thought, if another spirit monkey came in the future, he would call him Yuantong, with the three ‘tongs’ gathered, plus the two internet giants, it would be incredibly awesome.
The two Sun Wukong were quite satisfied with the names Monkey had given them.
After all, whether it was Ali and Penguin, or Zhongtong and Shentong, they all sounded much better than Big Monkey…
Old Monkey.
Guanyin, who was nearby, had also suppressed the anger in her heart.
She swore that if the Stone Monkey dared to give her such a messy name, she would definitely lose her temper immediately.
She’d rather quit as the project manager for the scripture journey than not beat the Stone Monkey for seven days and seven nights.
However, thankfully, Monkey had no interest in the other monkeys and was too lazy to give them any grand names.
The night passed uneventfully.
Early the next morning, Monkey ran all the way to the place where he had agreed to meet Ao Xiaomeng yesterday.
It was a forest at the junction of Flower-Fruit Mountain and the East Sea.
At this time, the snow on Flower-Fruit Mountain had already fallen very thick.
Seeing that Ao Xiaomeng hadn’t arrived, Monkey hesitated for a moment, then burrowed himself into the snowdrift.
Based on Monkey’s many years of experience watching TV dramas, what he pulled off yesterday was a standard TV show trope.
Basically, in TV dramas, when two male and female protagonists are in such a situation, a fated romance is bound to blossom.