Soon after.
Ao Xiaomeng did indeed arrive.
Upon reaching the place, Ao Xiaomeng looked around but saw no one.
Then she looked at the footprints on the ground and grumbled angrily, “Stinky monkey, you said you’d miss me if I didn’t come, but now that I’m here, you didn’t even wait a little longer before leaving.”
“Annoying…”
As Ao Xiaomeng was grumbling, she was suddenly hugged by Sun Wukong, who had crawled out of a snowdrift.
Ao Xiaomeng didn’t understand what was happening; finding herself hugged, she was instantly startled.
She circulated her magic power and, without even looking, directly struck out with a palm behind her.
Bang!
“Ouch…”
Sun Wukong was sent flying over a hundred meters away by Ao Xiaomeng’s palm.
“Eh~ that sound seems like…”
“Is it the stinky monkey?”
Ao Xiaomeng seemed to have realized it too and quickly flew over.
Seeing that it really was Sun Wukong, Ao Xiaomeng also became anxious and said, “Are you alright?
I’m sorry, I didn’t know it was you, you…”
Sun Wukong lay in the snowdrift, weakly saying, “I’m…
seriously injured, I might…
faint.”
“Before I faint, I want to tell you a story.”
“Once upon a time, there was a beautiful Snow White, but she had a wicked stepmother queen…”
“Snow White was eventually tricked, ate the stepmother queen’s cursed apple, and fell into a coma…”
“In the end…
a kind prince passed by, saw how beautiful Snow White was, and couldn’t resist kissing her, and Snow White was awakened by the prince’s ‘kiss’.”
“From then on, the prince and Snow White lived a shameless…
happy life.”
After telling the story, Sun Wukong closed his eyes and pretended to faint.
Ao Xiaomeng was listening intently when she suddenly saw Sun Wukong faint.
Ao Xiaomeng quickly helped Sun Wukong up and shook him, saying, “Wake up, are you seriously injured?”
“What should I do…”
Ao Xiaomeng was a bit anxious for a moment.
She walked a few steps towards the seaside, preparing to go back for medicine to save Sun Wukong.
But then she stopped, thinking, “This mountain forest is uninhabited, and it’s not safe for Sun Wukong to be unconscious here alone.”
Sun Wukong was a bit depressed.
This girl is really naive.
I told the story so obviously just now, didn’t you think of kissing me to wake me up?
After walking back and forth a few steps around Sun Wukong, Ao Xiaomeng seemed to have also thought that the prince could kiss Snow White awake.
Then, since she was the East Sea Princess, could she kiss him awake?
But…
Thinking about it, Ao Xiaomeng also hesitated, with two little figures fighting in her mind.
Black little figure: Kiss him!
A kiss can save him.
You are saving someone now, and besides, you already kissed yesterday.
White little figure: No way!
As a girl, you must cherish yourself.
Yesterday was an accident.
Sun Wukong secretly squinted his eyes and also noticed Ao Xiaomeng’s hesitation, thinking, “Is this trick I’m playing a bit too hasty?”
After all, he had only known her for three days.
Finally, Ao Xiaomeng gritted her teeth and decided to try.
If it really didn’t work, she could only go back to the Dragon Palace for medicine.
Sun Wukong felt Ao Xiaomeng lightly peck his mouth, and he was overjoyed.
But honestly, Sun Wukong thought Ao Xiaomeng’s little girl’s mouth was really sweet.
Ding!
“Tricked a pure little girl, Reward: Nine Revolutions Golden Pill × 2.”
The System said: I can’t even watch this anymore.
Such a pure little girl, he’s too much of a beast, but I like it…
My goodness?
An unexpected delight!
Two Golden Elixirs, excellent.
Sun Wukong was very excited and immediately sat up abruptly.
Getting benefits and Golden Elixirs, it was too damn good.
This sudden movement was too strong, and he bumped face-to-face with Ao Xiaomeng, a ‘Ben’ sound, and another kiss.
“I…”
Sun Wukong was also speechless.
He didn’t trick her this time.
Ao Xiaomeng was stunned.
Within two days, she had been kissed three times by this monkey…
Oh my God!!!
“I…
I’m sorry, did I hurt you when I bumped you?” Sun Wukong asked with a concerned look, reaching out to touch Ao Xiaomeng’s face.
“You…
I’m not talking to you anymore.”
Ao Xiaomeng stamped her foot in anger, turned her head, and ran a few steps away, as if sulking.
Sun Wukong naturally knew that in this situation, girls were just pretending to be angry, and a little coaxing would fix it.
Thinking, Sun Wukong stepped forward and whispered, “Let’s play another game.
You close your eyes and count from one to one hundred in your mind, then open them.”
“I’ll give you a surprise.”
“I don’t want any surprise.”
Ao Xiaomeng replied, feigning anger, then closed her eyes and silently counted in her mind.
Who among ordinary people could build two snowmen in less than two minutes?
However, Sun Wukong definitely could.
Sun Wukong moved like lightning, quickly starting to pile up several snowballs…
There was absolutely no sign of him being injured anymore…
In just one minute, Sun Wukong had already finished.
After building the two snowmen, Sun Wukong walked to Ao Xiaomeng’s side, directly took her hand, made her turn around and open her eyes, and said, “Look!”
“What is this?”
“Wow!”
As soon as Ao Xiaomeng saw the two snowmen, she forgot all about what had happened before.
She stepped forward, looked closely at the two snowmen, and said, “You’re amazing!
Did you just make these?”
Sun Wukong said with a serious expression, “Snow White saved the prince, and the prince made two very beautiful snowmen for Snow White as a thank you.”
“From then on, Snow White and the prince also lived a happy life.”
Ao Xiaomeng’s face flushed, and she feigned anger, saying, “If you say that again, I…
I’m not talking to you anymore.”
Sun Wukong didn’t answer her, then said, “Here…
let me teach you how to build snowmen.
Let’s each build one to play with…”
…
On Spirit Mountain, Tathagata’s mood was somewhat complicated.
To put it simply: Motherfucker!
I invited so many actors, and all the gods and Buddhas in the sky are waiting for you, the protagonist, to start filming, but you’re not doing what you’re supposed to be doing, instead you’re flirting with a dragon?
Damn it!
Don’t I have to pay the extras?
Everyone in the world is waiting for you, and you’re still flirting with girls.
Are you acting like a big shot?
Heavenly Court.
This group, the head of the extras…
er, that is, the Jade Emperor.
The Jade Emperor often paid attention to Sun Wukong when he had nothing to do.
Watching Sun Wukong win over a little girl in just two or three days, the Jade Emperor felt a bit impressed.
After pondering for a moment, the Jade Emperor wondered if he could learn from him and then go to Guanghan Palace to try with Chang’e?
After thinking about it, the Jade Emperor shook his head.
He probably couldn’t.
Chang’e had a cold personality, unlike Little Dragon Girl, who was a pure young girl, so it probably wouldn’t work.
Fangcun Mountain, Xieyue Sanxing Cave.
Patriarch Bodhi was also very helpless.
Patriarch Bodhi: I’ve been waiting for you for one, two, four, five, six, seven days, and you’re supposed to come and apprentice but you’re not, instead you’re flirting with girls.
Actually, the most uncomfortable person was Guanyin.
At this moment, Guanyin was hidden in the clouds above Sun Wukong’s head, silently observing the two of them.