It’s finally time, everybody!
THE INVASION!
Packed with explosions, gunfire, comedic moments, deaths, and even some LOVE!
Time to start my favorite world (which is the world we live in), Planet Earth!
Chapter 25: The Invasion Kweeb inserted the memory card from his camera into his personal computer.
The data slowly transferred to a larger computer, where it would be placed on a bigger memory chip.
“Well, the screen resolution’s decent.” Kweeb said.
“I say that’s a clear cut confession there.” “You’re amazing, Kweeb!” Ava happily picked the little alien up and rewarded him a smooch.
“Yeah, you really are!” Nigel beamed.
“Now we just gotta find a way to show this to Jirachi.” “Welcome back to Channel 5,000 News!
Galaxia’s most-watched news program!” Linda began, the group turning their attention to the T.V..
“Our top story today:” Morbo continued, “the Irkens have taken an all-out offensive against the filthy human planet, known as Earth.” “WHAT?!” exclaimed Nigel and Dib.
The screen showed their homeworld being ravaged by Irkens and several other enemies they’ve encountered.
“That’s right.
The Irkens and their allies are hard at work invading Earth, leaving no trace of anything unscathed.
We now go live to Drunk Billy in the Channel 5,000 News ship.” The screen showed a spaceship spinning and flying uncontrollably and crashing into an unsuspecting house.
“This just in: Drunk Billy died today.
Here are some clips of Drunk Billy’s memorable moments.” The screen showed an image of Corneria and Drunk Billy flying through some unsuspecting skyscrapers.
It then showed him crashing into a prison on some dinosaur planet and releasing a gang of two-legged dinosaurs.
Afterwards, it showed a picture of some Kateenian children on a playground, and Drunk Billy crashing into and crushing them.
Finally, it showed him flying into the Death Star and blowing it up.
“Drunk Billy will be missed.” Hangar Team Uno were soon in their ships, preparing to take off.
“Are you sure we should be doing this?” Ava asked.
“Of course we should!
We have to save Earth, and especially Rachel!
The Tallest are after the Star and Rachel’s the one wearing it!
SO, LET’S GO!” The ships shot out of the hangar and made the jump to hyperspace.
Dimentia watched him from one of the windows with a scowl.
“So, he’s flying back to save his home.
Not sure I can allow that.” The Magiblots rushed in.
“Dimentia!
Someone took the Stars!” Blue shouted.
“WHAT?” They warped to the Star Sanctuary to find a knocked-out Jirachi and the Stars missing.
Dimentia was horrified.
“They’ll pay… All of them… They don’t deserve the gift I’ve given!” KND Moonbase The operatives were struggling to fend off the invaders.
“What are we going to do?
We can’t hold them off forever!” Fanny shouted.
“Keep fighting!” Rachel ordered.
“We can’t let them-” She was cut short when they were knocked back by the force of something crashing through the window.
The Star Wolf team hopped out of their ships with weapons.
Wolf looked around and caught sight of Rachel, wearing her necklace.
“LOOK!
There’s the Star!” Rachel looked at her necklace and grabbed onto it.
“GET HER!” She quickly ran from the pursuing bounty hunters, while several KND soldiers ran in to defend their leader, but Rattlesnake Jake quickly fired his machinegun.
When he attempted to bite Numbuh 65.3, Rachel dashed up, pulled out her staff, jumped, and stuck the punching glove side in Jake’s mouth, blocking it.
While Jake was trying to shake the staff out of his mouth, Fanny ran up to Rachel and said, “Sir!
Ya have to get out of here!
They’re after you!” “But what about-” Rachel was interrupted when Wolf ran up to try and grab her, but she quickly jumped and kicked him a distance.
“Don’t worry!” Fanny insisted.
“We’ll be fine!
Ya have to get out of here now!” Rachel simply nodded and ran for the hangar.
By this time, Jake shook the staff from his mouth and quickly slithered after Rachel.
Before he could reach, Fanny quickly leapt onto him and held him back, allowing Rachel to escape.
“GAH!” Wolf shouted, shooting a few troops.
“Leave them behind!
Let’s get back to the ships!” The other members did as told and got back to the Wolfens, but not before Jake shook Fanny off and took a bite in her leg.
Arctic Base Numbuh 60 and his operatives were in the same struggle against Chilfos and White Wolfos, with the Chilfos knocking ice pucks in their direction.
“Get the cadets in the safety hold!
We can’t let these monsters destroy the base!” At that instant, one Chilfos took out a grenade and threw it to some soldiers backed up against the wall.
They quickly ran out of the way, leaving the grenade to blow up the wall.
From the other side, some rap music started playing as The Rhymer peeked his head out from his cell.
“YEAH!
Now THAT’S what I’m talkin’ ’bout!
C’mon, my henchmen, no time to pout!
Let’s all blow this joint while they’re not lookin’ and then the KND’s treehouses they’ll be cookin’!” The Rhymer and his henchmen escaped through all the fighting.
Outside the atmosphere (Play “Area 6” from Star Fox 64!) Galactic Offense, Act 8 Nigel and his team made it out of hyperspace and were closing in to the planet.
Nigel felt a rush of nostalgia seeing the treehouse growing on the moon… but less so for the Irken armada around it.
“Oi, check out them big ol’ tops!” Marine pointed at the ships that looked like spinning tops.
“Used to have one o’ those.” The tops tried to spin into the ops, and their spinning deflected their lasers.
Nigel braked to slow down and shoot them when they ceased spinning.
A swarm of SIRbots zipped around in rampant patterns ahead, shooting missiles.
Nigel fired a sequence of charged shots to take them out a few at a time; one of the SIRs released a Gray Wisp.
Nigel smiled as the Wisp flew into him.
They were flying toward another group of TOPs, so he tried out his new Wisp: “QUAKE!” He rammed into the first TOP, the added force of his Arwing sending it spinning into another TOP, which flew into another, until all the TOPs were crashing into each other.
His teammates were free to shoot and finish them.
Some carrier ships flew beneath them: some of Francis’ large Meowbots ran along them before pouncing up at the operatives, after which it became a struggle to barrel-roll them off.
They arrived at the moon and flew their crafts along its surface.
Irkens were installing turrets.
“This moon doesn’t belong to you!” Nigel yelled, shooting them with pleasure.
They were pursued by more Irkens that charged bright guns before firing wide lasers.
“And Oi’m going fishing!” Marine latched a Light Chain onto one of the bright charges, flinging that Irken into his allies.
Ahead were large Irken bulldozers scooping out chunks of moon to throw them.
The ops shattered the boulders as they came before taking out the bulldozers.
Once they had swept the moon’s perimeter, they resumed flight toward the planet.
“Yon missiles art incoming!” Luvbi exclaimed five missiles were closing in ahead.
Dib released a Smart Bomb.
“Crud, they’re really armored!” “!” Nigel saw a jade-colored comet whoosh between them and the missiles.
He quickly destroyed it and freed a Jade Wisp, distinct for its sharp-toothed mouth and ghostly veil.
“I’ll draw them in myself!” Nigel stomped the boost and prompted all five missiles to zero in on him.
“I’m going GHOST!” He and his Arwing turned completely intangible.
“MATE!!” Marine screamed, their hearts stopping as the missiles swallowed him in their combined explosion.
Yet, Nigel returned out the other side unscathed, his Color Power dispelling.
“And you were worried!” “But you never used that one!” Dib yelled.
“How do you even know what those Wisps are gonna do?!” “I… don’t know.
I’ve used so many of them that I can just tell, I guess.” “Heh, just like I know my way with the ladies.” Kweeb remarked.
“And how many ladies would that be?” Ava cocked a brow.
“Where do you think YOU’RE going?!” It seemed that a vertical saucer was flying to intercept them… until it flipped horizontally, revealing to be Sizz-Lorr flying a giant plate.
His cockpit contained a miniature kitchen with a grill, sink, etc..
“Time to serve you on a platter!” He squirted piping hot grease which would briefly short out their engines.
Sizz-Lorr curved his ship up to protect his cockpit, but Marine latched a light on the rim of it and yanked it down, giving Nigel an angle to shoot the cockpit.
Sizz-Lorr fired a storm of forks and knives, but Luvbi flew ahead and used barrel-rolls to deflect them with her stronger wings.
Sizz-Lorr sent out small burger drones to strike the ops while they were focused on him, but Kweeb took the liberty of shooting them down.
Soon, Nigel dealt the fatal blow.
“At last…” Sizz-Lorr said with teary eyes.
“I’ve been relieved of duty.” His explosion was in the shape of a burger.
“Okay, everyone split up!” Nigel ordered.
“I’ll tell you where some of our sectors are.
It looks like the Irkens are more focused on America, anyway.” “I better go check to see if my sister’s okay!” Dib said.
They all flew in different directions.
(Play “Corneria” from Star Fox Assault!) Ripto and his Rhynocs were flying around in little sheep saucers.
“HA HA HA!
That’s right!
Destroy every last house!
Leave nothing still standing!” Ripto shot at a white house with a red roof, destroying the front part and exposing a fat African-American man with a mustache taking a bath.
The floor where his tub rested began to tilt.
“What the hell?!” Cleveland Brown exclaimed as his bathtub began to slide off.
“No no no no NO NO!” But despite his cries, the tub slid off and shattered on the ground.
“I knew I shouldn’t have taken a bath durin’ a alien invasion.” Lizzie and Ace, bearing witness to it all, exchanged glances and ran to different directions.
Lizzie ran into the school, hopped in her locker, and got her L.O.C.K.A.H.-S.O.C.K.A.H..
The combat mech performed a mighty leap outside- “AAAAAHHH!” She crushed the legs of a boy with black hair and a black shirt.
“Oops.” Lizzie flushed.
“Sorry.” Afterwards, she began going around and firing at any Rhynoc she could.
At the same time, Ace was flying in his plane, shooting Rhynocs from the air.
“HEY, FLY BOY!” Ripto yelled at Ace.
“Pick on your own soldiers!” He tried to shoot spells at Ace, but the boy did a somersault and got behind him.
“Pick on your own planet!” Ace fired a barrage of pool balls and shot Ripto’s craft down.
Ripto recovered and saw Lizzie heading his way.
“Okay, short stuff!” she yelled.
“It’s time to show you what happens when you mess with Earth!” “Not on my watch!
Get her, Gnasty Gnorc!” Gnasty Gnorc leapt up from behind and tried to strike Lizzie with his club.
Lizzie quickly leapt back and blocked Gnasty Gnorc’s blows.
She was eventually able to grab his club and beat him with it.
She eventually knocked him out before throwing the club away.
She then heard a scream and looked behind to see Ripto in the air and falling down to attack her.
Lizzie used her mech’s arms and grabbed his horn.
“Crud.” “First rule of Earth, Bub: never mess with Lizzie Devine!” She threw Ripto into the air and punched him, making him fly a distance while he screamed.
Doomsdale Tak was attacking Dib’s hometown with the help of the evil Dryans.
“HA HA HA HA!
Invader Tak is back in town!
Face my Irken wrath!” Some Skool children were backed up against a wall in fear by Dryans.
At that instant, Dib flew down in his ship and dragged along the ground, running over the Dryans.
He then hopped out and began fighting them off with his mech-arms.
The children looked over in surprise.
“Is that… DIB?” “Get inside the Skool!
I’ll hold them off!” The children merely shrugged and did as told.
“Get off me, you shriveled-up freaks!” Dib heard a voice that sounded familiar.
“GAZ!” He saw his younger sister, with purple hair and a black dress with a skull design, in the clutches of some Dryans.
He ran over to try to help, but was held back when Irken ships flew over and dropped several Megadoomers.
As Dib pondered his options in worry, the Megadoomers were blown up by some other force.
He saw a certain Irken holding a large gun.
“ZIM!” The alien drew out a machinegun and shot the Dryans holding Gaz.
He turned to Dib and tossed him a Gatling gun.
“You wanna waste time talking, or do you wanna save this planet?” Dib, taking the hint and remembering Rachel’s story, smirked.
“GAH!” Tak screamed.
“I should have known Zim would do this!
Come, FIR!
Let’s get out of here!” Tak hopped onto her robot, who activated her rockets and took off.
While GIR was merely eating waffles and ignoring the action, a Dryan came and cut through the waffle with its sword.
GIR looked at it with a sad expression.
“My…my waffles…” as tears dropped from his eyes, his eyes turned blood-red.
“My…MY WAFFLES!!!!” The robot began shooting missiles at the Dryans and Megadoomers.
Sector L “This is Numbuh 10 with breaking news!” Eva said, recording at her news desk while her treehouse shook.
“We are being invaded by aliens!
According to Supreme Leader Numbuh 362, these are none other than the Irken Empire!
All treehouses are required to raise their defenses and use all possible-” She was interrupted when something blasted through the wall behind her.
She and Kade looked out to see an incoming fleet of cat ships.
In mere seconds, Francis and his Meowbots came breaking in.
The Nerd King looked over and smiled greatly when he saw Eva.
“Neeerrrr!
If it isn’t my schweeeet Numbuh 10!
GET HER!” The Meowbots began charging at the anchorwoman.
With a slight horrified look, Eva Roberts pulled out a S.C.A.M.P.P.
and began shooting the Meowbots with the help of Numbuh 11.0.
“There’s too many!” Eva exclaimed.
“Neeerrrr…huh?” Francis said confusedly as he looked outside to see Ava’s ship taking out his cat ships.
Francis screamed when Ava crashed through the wall and hopped out of her ship, then began taking out Meowbots with her swords.
“Who are you?” Eva asked.
Ava turned to Eva and noticed she looked just like her.
“Are you Numbuh 10?” “Yeah… how do you-” “I’m a friend of Nigel’s.
He’s here helping us fight off the invasion.” Eva’s expression lit up.
“NIGEL’S HERE?!” “No, he’s in Virginia.” “Come on, Kade!
Let’s go-” Eva was interrupted when Francis stuck his tongue out and pulled her in, tying her up.
“Neeerrrr!
I’m going to-” “Yeah, in your dreams!” Eva retorted as she kicked him in the crotch, forcing him to release.
Afterwards, she began punching Francis in various places, making him groan in agony.
Once she was done, she reached in and grabbed his tongue, spun him around, and finally threw him through the wall.
“NEEEERRRRRR!” Francis screamed as he fell from the treehouse, brutally hitting the ground several dozen meters below.
Kade merely stood and stared dreamily at her.
“Man, isn’t she something?” he asked himself.
“She sure is!” Kade looked over to see Kweeb fly by him.
“Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have some cats to fix!” He flew to Ava’s aid.
Eva ran over to Kade and dragged him to the hangar.
“Come on, Kade!
We have to get to Virginia!” “Okaaaay!” he moaned as he was being dragged.
Sector W Sector W was fighting SIRbots in front of their treehouse.
“There’s so many!” Sonya exclaimed.
“SEE?
I told you I was attacked by an alien!” Harvey yelled.
“Well, we believe you now!” Paddy shouted.
“What are we going to do?
This could be it!” Sonya said, struggling to stand her ground.
Just then, they looked to see a white ship with angel wings.
Though it was different from the invaders’, they questioned its intent.
“Doth not giveth up, yet!” Luvbi shouted as she shot the SIRbots.
She then flew and dragged her ship along the ground, running over more of them.
She stopped in front of Sector W and turned to them.
They were agape at the angel girl.
“If thou art friends of Nigel, he is in yonder Virginia.
Seest thee later.” She flew off.
Sonya noticed Harvey was still staring in her direction.
“Is something wrong, Harvey?” “…What light through yonder ship breaks?” was all he could say.
Sector V “Avast, maties!
Waste the deck with these scallywags!
Prepare to board!” commanded Admiral Razorbeard as pirates broke into Sector V Treehouse.
“Keep holding them off!” ordered Numbuh 5.
“It’s not as easy as fighting Candy Pirates!” yelled Numbuh 2 as he shot his Diffusion Rifle.
“I hope my Rainbow Monkeys are okay!” Numbuh 3 shouted.
“Forget your cruddy Rainbow Dorkies!
Who’s gonna help us?” Wally asked.
“HAR HAR HAR HAR!…
Heh?” Razorbeard looked up and saw an incoming ship.
“‘ave some o’ THIS, ya cruddy rust buckets!” Marine shouted as she crashed her ship through the treehouse and ran over a few pirates.
Afterwards, she leapt out and began punching Light Spheres.
Numbuh 4, amazed by her powers, ran over and shouted, “WHOA!
Where did you learn to do that?” “Ah was born with these powers, Mate!
Don’t know how, but they’re totally ripper!” “They sure are ripper!
Teach me how to do it!” “I don’t know how!” “Wait, do you know Numbuh 1?” Wally asked.
“Sure Ah do, Mate!
He’s somewhere ‘ere in Virginia!
Fightin’ off the Irkens an’ whatnot!” “Numbuh 1’s here?!” Abby exclaimed.
“We have to go find him!” “Ye won’t be getting away that easy!” declared Razorbeard as he and several pirates blocked their path.
“Wanna put a wager on that, Mate?” Marine said as she dealt several charged punches at the pirates.
“Argh.
Methinks it be time to retreat!” Razorbeard said as hopped into his small orange pod and took off.
“‘EY!
Wait for me!” Marine yelled as she got back in her ship and began chasing him.
“Come on!
Let’s go find Numbuh 1!” Abby ordered.
Somewhere else Rachel was in Virginia fighting off some Irken soldiers with other KND troops, which was hard without her staff.
“Man… I don’t think I can make it.” “You aren’t giving up now, are you?” At hearing this voice, Rachel looked over to see none other than Nigel Uno standing by his Arwing.
“NIGEL!” she cried, smiling brightly and running to hug him.
“You came back!” “We can catch up later, Rachel.
We can’t let these guys get your necklace!
It’s a Star Piece!” “Don’t worry, Nigel!
It’ll shock anyone who tries to take it from me!” “Still, give it to me for safekeeping!
They won’t come after you if you don’t have it!” Rachel nodded and handed him the necklace.
“Now, let’s kick some alien butt!” “Right on!” Stage 19: Gallagher Community Mission: Fend off the Irken invasion!
Nigel tossed Rachel some of his weapons as they ventured up a ruined neighborhood.
Approaching two Megadoomers, Rachel tossed B.O.O.M.E.R.s at one while Nigel destroyed the other with the V.I.S.S.I.L.E..
The next part of the street was blocked by a red barrier.
Nigel noticed the Irken satellite in the sky and sent a V.I.S.S.I.L.E.
toward it.
The satellite shot soundwaves, so Nigel maneuvered the missile until it made impact.
The barrier disabled as Nigel and Rachel travelled uphill to a shopping district.
Dryans were rampaging on giant lizards with three horns, flipping over cars as citizens fled.
Nigel had upgraded the C.A.T.I.F.I.E.R.
to transform larger creatures into cats, though it only worked on unintelligent ones.
The transformed creatures began to play with their Dryan riders like toys.
The duo jumped up a pile of cars and shot some Irkens on the road beneath them.
Hunter Destroyers patrolled the street ahead, but Nigel noticed an abandoned cop car with a flashing yellow light.
He shattered the light and freed a Yellow Wisp.
“DRILL!” Nigel burrowed under the street and beneath the Destroyers.
He caused the street to collapse beneath and sink the mechs, allowing Rachel to use them as platforms to cross.
“So, that’s one of those Color Powers you talked about?” “Yup!
Pretty nice, huh?” “Yeah, except you kinda helped them destroy this street.” “Uh, hehe…” Nigel tried to ignore this notion and press on.
A horde of White Wolfos were ravaging an ice cream shop, the Ice Cream Men wrestling to get them under control.
Nigel used the B.U.B.B.O.U.N.C.E.
to beat the wolves; it had been upgraded to have the bubbles contain gumballs, and when the bubbles exploded, the gumballs would spread out, latch onto targets, inflate, and explode their selves.
The operatives entered a construction site, where Razorbeard’s pirates were trying to snipe them from the scaffolds.
Nigel and Rachel approached a large barrel; legs and a laser turret emerged as it was actually a Robarrel.
It electrified Nigel, but Rachel kicked it off its feet.
Nigel lashed the Z.A.P.P.
out of vengeance while Rachel threw B.O.O.M.E.R.s to shatter the barrel.
A Pink Wisp was freed: Nigel absorbed it and hugged Rachel.
“SPIKE!” They curled up into a spikeball and rolled up the scaffolds.
The robo-pirates used saws to cut up the scaffolds, so Nigel quickly changed course around the beams.
He steadily angled his way to the top of the building and found an Orange Wisp.
“ROCKET!” Nigel took Rachel and rocketed to the sky!
Rachel glanced down as what remained of the scaffolding collapsed, crushing the pirates.
There was a squadron of KND ships in the sky battling Irken ships.
Nigel’s M.A.G.N.E.B.O.O.T.S.
latched the side of a S.C.A.M.P.E.R., holding onto Rachel as he walked to its roof.
They shot down two Irken ships before a C.O.O.L.-B.U.S.
flew by the S.C.A.M.P.E.R., the operatives jumping to it.
The bus flew past several jetpack Irkens and SIR Units which the duo shot down.
Nigel then shot his G.R.A.P.P.L.U.H.
to a nearby S.P.R.A.Y.S.H.I.P., pulling himself and Rachel onto one of its prison doorsdoors.
A squad of Irkens unloaded laser fire at it: the duo quickly hid in the prison door as the S.P.R.A.Y.S.H.I.P.
barrel-rolled.
When it stopped, Nigel and Rachel could pop out to shoot some Irkens down, but would have to hide again during another barrel roll.
When there was one ship left, it turned tail and retreated.
“Look!” Nigel noticed a green glow on one of the other prison doors and freed a Green Wisp from it.
“HOVER!” Rachel held onto him as he slowly levitated.
In this form, he noticed a flight trail from the ship that just retreated.
He was able to quickly fly along this trail.
“Oh, didn’t know this form could do this!” They closed in on the ship was Rachel threw a B.O.O.M.E.R.
at its engine.
Afterwards, they followed its flight trail downward until it crashed, the Color Power wearing off.
They landed on the surface close to a community swimming pool, which was trapped in a barrier.
There were some Irkens looking over the terrified swimmers.
“Seems these humans are adapted to water.” one said.
“Let’s preserve them for our aquarium!” “They put the generator inside this time.” Nigel observed.
“But maybe…” he noticed a drinking fountain just outside the barrier.
“That could be a way in?” “Huh?” As Rachel questioned his logic, Nigel noticed some Meowbots chasing dog-walkers around the park.
They destroyed the Meowbots and freed a Cherry Wisp from one.
Nigel returned to the drinking fountain and, “SHRINK!” Rachel was stunned as her friend reduced to an inch tall.
“Be right back, Rachel!” He crawled under a gap beneath the fountain.
Nigel swam into a water tunnel that connected to a jet inside the pool.
From there, he climbed on a foam noodle and made his way across some nearby balance boards and inner tubes, though was antagonized by bees.
“Ugh!
Nothing worse than pool bees!” Just another reason to get that barrier down.
He reached the shore of the pool and saw a capsule with a Blue Wisp.
But how to break it at this size?
He fired a V.I.S.S.I.L.E.
at an Irken’s eye, causing them to flinch, turn, and shoot their blaster at the capsule.
“That was lucky!” The Wisp flew inside, restored Nigel’s size, and “CUBE!” trapped the Irkens in ice cubes.
He destroyed the barrier generator and KO’ed the Irkens.
The pool-goers scrambled to climb out and head home.
“Weapons here!” Nigel saw Numbuh 20×40’s stand past the pool.
“Get your weapons here!
Can’t fight an alien invasion without your prime alien weapons!” “Hey!
Glad to see you made it here, too!” Nigel said.
“Or at least your hologram.
Rachel, this is our main weapons specialist.” “He’s a… toad thing?” Rachel asked.
“I’m a Grummel, blondie.
Straight from Planet Polaris.
Anyways, we’ve procured a few defect SIR Units and managed to make a weapon outta them.
For just 7,000 Bolts, you can have the G.R.O.N.E.S.!” It was a capsule full of eggs with blue eyes like GIR.
“It’s a deal!” Nigel paid up.
Galactic Kids Next Door: G.R.O.N.E.S.
GIR’s Rowdy Offspring Now Ear Splitting Nigel and Rachel approached a massive platoon of Irkens, Meowbots, and tanks.
Nigel tested his new weapon and tossed one of the eggs out: it hatched into three GIR-like heads that skittered around on tiny legs.
“Peace is nice~ Peace is nice~” the droids sang as they went up to the Irkens.
“Peace is better than CHICKEN AND RICE!” And they gnashed into the aliens!
“OW!” Rachel was punched by an invisible force.
Nigel briefly saw a cloaked Irken flicker into sight.
When the Irken vanished again, Nigel flailed the Z.A.P.P.
and managed to hit her.
After KOing the Irken, a Clear Wisp came out of her suit.
“Rachel, I’m gonna cut through to their center!
Take these weapons and cover me!” He handed her the G.R.O.N.E.S.
and Mr.
Zurkon.
“Mr.
Zurkon shows no mercy to alien scum!
But to Mr.
Zurkon, all creatures are aliens… Mr.
Zurkon will show bias against aliens with green skin!” “So, when’re you gonna teach us to use these alien powers?” Rachel asked Nigel.
“As soon as I learn how they work myself.
CLOAK!” Nigel turned invisible and made his way through the Irken platoon.
“Is the bomb ready to fire?” he heard an Irken say.
“Yeah.
The Meowcannon’s gonna blast it right at that fortress over there.” The ‘fortress’ in question was Gallagher Elementary.
“We see a lot of kids taking refuge in there.
It must be a bunker!” You’d think these adult-fanatics would recognize a school when they see them!
Nigel thought.
“Still, who’da thought Wisps could be made into bombs?
‘Guess we should’ve been feeding them energy more often instead of sapping it!” Nigel found a giant red Meowbot with a cannon in its throat.
Nigel shot his G.R.A.P.P.L.U.H.
at its windup crank and twisted it, causing the Meowbot’s mouth to open more wide until its upper head was upside-down.
Nigel climbed inside and saw a bomb glowing black.
He was able to crank open the bomb like a capsule, finding a Black Wisp with a mouth similar to the Nega ones.
The Wisp flew inside him: Nigel felt himself welling up with rage.
He was going to explode with all this anger!
“Huuuuuuurrrrr…!” The Irkens faced him, panicking as Nigel grew red and bright with energy.
“BOOOOOOOOOOOMB!” The entire platoon was enveloped in a fiery explosion.
Rachel could only gawk: this was totally the type of reckless thing he would do.
When the ball of flame disappeared, “NIGEL!” she raced into the charred crater.
She found her friend exhausted in the center of it.
“Huff…hoo… that Wisp… kinda left me a headache…” “For crud’s sake!
Just when I’m getting used to your recklessness, you worry me again!” “Sorry, Rachel, but I don’t plan to stop anytime soon.” He extended a hand.
“Think you can keep up?” “…Hm.” She smirked and took it.
As they climbed out of the crater, Nigel looked up to see a C.O.O.L.-B.U.S.
with ‘KNN’ written on it.
“EVA!” Eva looked out the window and saw him.
“NIGEL!” “‘Guess that’s my cue!” Kade said as he landed the ship.
Eva immediately ran out and embraced her cousin in a hug.
“I can’t believe it!
Where have you been?!
Since when were you friends with aliens?!” “I have so much to tell you, Eva!” He hugged her back.
After a few seconds, an idea struck Nigel.
“THAT’S IT!” “What’s it, Nigel?” “Eva, I need you to do something for me!” Nigel took out and handed her the chip with Dimentia’s confession.
“I need you to fly back to Sector L and play what’s on this chip on the news!” “Why?
What’s on it?” “My Supreme Leader’s confession is on this; I want you to play it on the news, so everyone can hear it!” Eva gave a serious look and nodded.
Afterwards, she hopped back into her C.O.O.L.-B.U.S.
and ordered, “Let’s go, Kade!” Once they flew off, Nigel went back to helping Rachel.
Dimentia, who was standing in the center of it all, watched the ship leave.
“Looks like I’ll have to erase them first.” With Marine Marine the Raccoon continued to chase Razorbeard on her ship.
“You’re goin’ down, Razorbum!” she yelled as she blasted him.
“Not on yer life, matey!” Razorbeard retorted as he dodged most of Marine’s laser strikes.
Marine opened her cockpit and began to charge her Light Sphere.
Once she finished, she threw a large one at Razorbeard’s ship and successfully hit.
The ship spun and crashed with an explosion.
“Well, that takes care o’ that, eh?” she said victoriously.
Little did she know that Razorbeard hopped off his ship and onto Marine’s.
He then jumped into her cockpit and began to attack her directly, while Marine fought back.
Amid the struggle, the ship lost control, landed, and began dragging along some train tracks.
“Ye think ye can beat me?” Razorbeard shouted.
“Was Sonic Labyrinth the most boring game ever?!” she snapped back, continuing to fight back, while the ship still dragged along the train tracks on a railroad trestle going over a river.
As their squabble dragged on… the ship came to a stop.
The two looked confusedly.
There was a slot that required 75¢.
Marine fished around in her pocket, took out a quarter, and put it in.
She took out another and put it in.
She fished around for another… she had no more.
“Do ya have any…?” “Oh yeah, sure I do.” Razorbeard pulled his own quarter out of his pocket.
“Thanks!” Marine took it and put it in.
The ship immediately began moving again as they kept fighting.
Marine then knocked Razorbeard into her cockpit upside-down and smirked.
Her smirking ceased when she heard a loud train whistle.
She looked ahead, horrified by the approaching train.
Razorbeard climbed back out and grabbed Marine by the neck, attempting to choke her, not noticing the train.
Marine was luckily able to shake him off, and once she did so, she hopped onto his face and hopped off onto one of the metal beams to the side.
Once Razorbeard recovered, he looked ahead with his eyes widened as he saw the incoming train.
“FUUUUUUCC-!” The ship rammed into the train and burst into flames.
Marine watched as the burning ship slid off the tracks into the river and exploded.
“Good-bye, Star Marine, me old mate.” she said in sadness.
KNN C.O.O.L.-B.U.S.
Numbuhs 10 and 11.0 continued to fly back to Sector L on their C.O.O.L.-B.U.S..
“I don’t know what’s on this chip, but if Nigel wants us to play it, I guess we should.” “You don’t think it’ll be that easy, do you?” At that instant, Dimentia and her Magiblots appeared on the ship.
“W-What the-?!” Kade was taken aback.
“Wasn’t Number Infinity clear with you, boy?
Didn’t he tell you to keep her from prying?” “Kade…?” Eva turned to him.
“I-I’m sorry, Eva.
He said if I told you or anyone, we’d both be decommissioned!” “And I see now you’re breaking that order.” Dimentia said.
“But I’m not really here to dispose of you, yet.
Just hand me whatever it is Number 1 gave you and I’ll let you two go nice and easy.” Eva looked at the chip in her hand and slid it in her shirt pocket.
“You want it?
Come get it!” “So be it.” The Magiblots charged and grabbed her, but Eva kicked Blue and Yellow, while she grabbed Red and used him to hit the other two before throwing him to Dimentia.
Dimentia shoved him off and recovered, then started throwing Starbursts at Eva, but Eva, being the nimble girl she is, dodged every one.
Afterwards, she drew out her S.C.A.M.P.P.
and shot at Dimentia, but she took out her magic mirror and deflected every attack, with one of them being knocked into and destroying the S.C.A.M.P.P..
But Eva was not finished as she rolled forward, kicked the mirror out of Dimentia’s hands, grabbed it, and smashed it to the floor.
Eva ran forward and threw several punches at Dimentia’s face, but the galactic leader swiftly avoided and pushed her back.
“Do you really think a human like you can defeat a dimensional bender?
I could shatter you to pieces in an instant!” The Magiblots gathered by their master’s side.
Eva then looked to her left to see an airplane coming their direction from the side.
“And I could do the same!” Eva jumped, bounced off the wall, then off the ceiling as she got behind them to the back entrance.
At that instant, Eva threw the backdoor open and held onto the handle as the wind forced her out.
Dimentia immediately grabbed onto one of the seats and held onto her hat, while the Magiblots, in their lightweight bodies, were forced out by the wind.
The three Magiblots simply floated in midair, watching the ship go on without them.
“HA!
Did she actually think forcing us out the back would finish us?” asked Blue.
Yellow then looked to their right and saw the incoming plane.
“Uhhh, guys?” “What?” The other Magiblots turned- “AAAAH!” and were met with the plane’s propellers.
Numbuh 10 climbed onto the roof of the ship and looked back to the plane to see a waterfall of black goo drop from the propellers, falling to the earth.
“Well, that takes care of those guys!” “YOU!” Dimentia exclaimed, appearing before Numbuh 10 with an infuriated expression.
“If there’s one thing I’ve learned, I hate everyone on this planet!
You, Monty, Nigel, the Illuminati, I can’t wait to wipe it all out!” Dimentia threw another Starburst at Eva, but was stopped when the agile news anchor did a front flip into the air, got behind her, and dealt several rapid punches into Dimentia’s back, knocking her down.
“Why you miserable-” she yelled as she got up and tried to throw more blasts from her hands, but all she could conjure were little magenta sparks.
“What?
I can’t use my powers!” “Good thing I took those chi-blocking lessons!” Eva smirked.
“I wasn’t sure what an ‘element bender’ was, but I guess I know now.” “Well, I don’t need powers to take you down, anyway!” Dimentia ran and tried to kick Eva, but she quickly jumped and hopped off her head.
Eva then attempted an air kick, but Dimentia ducked and slide-kicked her, knocking Eva off her feet.
While on the floor, Eva did her own slide-kick and knocked Dimentia down.
The two quickly jumped back up and began dealing a series of punches at each other.
Dimentia grabbed Eva by the arms and threw her back close to the edge.
She then ran up and kicked Eva off, but she quickly grabbed onto the edge.
She then noticed the chip with Dimentia’s confession slipping out of her pocket, but she quickly grabbed it with her left hand before it could fall, with her right hand still gripping onto the edge.
Kade, who was still driving the ship, looked to the back window to see Eva dangling.
“EVA!” He put the ship in autopilot, opened the window by his side, and began to climb to the top.
As she hung on, Eva saw Dimentia approaching her.
“AH HA HA HA!
Did you really think you stood a chance?
You, with your scrap technology and petty athletics, thought you could beat Dimentia Z.
Winkiebottom?!” Eva snickered.
“Winkiebottom?
Is that, like, your LAST name or something?” “Oh, uh… Ah, forget it!
It’s not like you’ll be able to tell anyone, anyway!
Soon, you’ll be forgotten by the universe.” Eva looked behind to see Kade climbing up.
“You forgot something yourself!” Kade ran up and pushed Dimentia off the edge.
She quickly grabbed onto Eva’s leg and held on tight.
“Lesson learned, Winkiebottom: never tango with Eva Roberts and Kade Jackson!” At the last word, she rose her foot and kicked Dimentia in the face, sending her descending to the earth.
After she dropped, Kade grabbed Eva’s hand and helped her up.
“Did I show the space-clown who’s boss, or didn’t I?” “You sure did, Eva!” “‘Course, I never would’ve been able to do it without you.” Kade blushed and chuckled nervously.
“Well, what are friends for, right?” However, he frowned, feeling Eva’s insightful glare.
“I, um, owe you an explana-” “Save it, Kade.
Let’s do what Nigel asked first.
Now steer the ship, we’re about to hit a mountain.” Kade screamed and hurried back to the wheel.
That was rough!
And there’s so much more left!
This was only Part 1 of the invasion!
Cleveland Brown is from Family Guy, as is Drunk Billy.
Also, it was recently revealed Numbuh 11.0’s true Numbuh is 31, but I’m not going to change that as I already wrote it too much.
XD