Fang Anyu paused for a moment after reading it, then frowned slightly, picked up her phone, and slowly typed again, asking, “But why would a big bad wolf like a little rabbit? They’re not even the same species. The book I read said that different species have reproductive isolation; they can’t be together, and their body sizes are different…”
After taking it, Jun Yueyue couldn’t help but laugh again, giggling loudly. Her voice, like that of a mother hen, carried far from the top of the pavilion. If any servants had accidentally come out of the villa at that moment, they would probably have been startled.
After Jun Yueyue finished laughing, she took the phone and continued typing—it’s a fairy tale, of course you can’t interpret it in reality. The rabbits in fairy tales are all very big, big and white, and they’re a perfect match for the Big Bad Wolf.
Fang Anyu took the phone and retorted, “Impossible. They can’t be together at all. Wolves eat meat, and rabbits eat grass. It doesn’t really like rabbits. Does it want to take the rabbit back to its burrow and eat it?”
Jun Yueyue had never thought that such a meaningless conversation could be so interesting. She continued to make up stories—of course we have to eat, but there are more than one way to eat, you know?
Fang Anyu seemed to have encountered a monumental problem. After pondering for a long time, he finally typed out: “How should it eat it? If not raw, does the Big Bad Wolf in fairy tales cook braised rabbit?”
Jun Yueyue held her eyes with her hand, feeling like she was about to get laugh lines at such a young age. She took the phone and thought about it, realizing that this kind of thing was better left unsaid and wouldn’t be as fun if said directly.
I found two animated GIFs of sex scenes and wanted to show them to Fang Anyu, but I felt they were a bit lewd, so I deleted them and just typed out one sentence: “It’s the kind of way you planned to eat me when we were staying at that cheap hotel.”
Fang Anyu reacted for a moment, then suddenly turned to look at Jun Yueyue, his phone displaying a long string of letters. His ears slowly turned red, starting from the base of his ears and spreading all the way to his face.
However, it was nighttime and the light was quite dim, so it was impossible to tell how red he was. But when Jun Yueyue reached out and touched his face, it was quite hot, like being poked in the kidneys, and she started laughing again.
Fang Anyu also realized that Jun Yueyue was doing it on purpose. He finally asked about the real ending of the fairy tale, and sure enough, it was just as he thought: the big bad wolf was going to eat the little white rabbit.
But when he saw the words “The Big Bad Wolf is going to eat the Little White Rabbit” on the screen, he could no longer worry about the Little White Rabbit. He would blush whenever he saw it.
Jun Yueyue found him so amusing that after a while, she told him other fairy tales, such as The Little Mermaid and Little Red Riding Hood, but the endings of the stories always took a turn that made Fang Anyu blush.
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With the previous little white rabbit as a base, Fang Anyu, who had a strong taste for this, did not have any particular problem accepting it. However, the problems gradually decreased, but his face became increasingly hot.
As for the tale of Little Red Riding Hood, it was even more ‘indescribable.’ It morphed into a story where the Wolf, Grandma, and Little Red Riding Hood—the three of them—engaged in ‘this and that, and that and this,’ only to end up living happily ever after.
In just one hour, as the two of them came down from the pavilion and walked towards the villa, Fang Anyu’s worldview was shattered and then pieced back together, only to be shattered again. His expression was dreamlike, and he walked as if he were walking on cotton.
Dragged back to his room by Jun Yueyue, he was still reeling from the three mind-blowing fairy tales. He knew from the first story that Jun Yueyue had lied to him, but he wanted to believe the version she had told him, only this version was just too…
It was already midnight when the two of them were lying in bed. Fang Anyu tossed and turned, unable to fall asleep. Jun Yueyue couldn’t sleep either because he kept tossing and turning. She turned her head and looked at him with a smile on her face. She picked up her phone and typed, “Why are you tossing and turning? Aren’t you going to sleep tonight?”
Fang Anyu hesitated for a moment while holding his phone before asking the question that had been troubling him—could the Big Bad Wolf, grandmother and Little Red Riding Hood…the three of them…live happily together?
Jun Yueyue’s mischievous hobby of teasing people is thoroughly satisfied by Fang Anyu. Who wouldn’t like that? No matter what you say, the other party believes it and seriously considers its feasibility. They will even ask you questions. Every word you say will be heard. How adorable is that?
Jun Yueyue held her phone and thought for a while. She originally wanted to find some movies for him to broaden his horizons and let him know that the world is full of wonders.
But after thinking about it, she decided against it. Fang Anyu was so naive; he got so caught up in a few adapted fairy tales that he couldn’t sleep. If she were to actually show them to him, he’d be on guard duty all night.
So Jun Yueyue simply replied—of course, three people can live happily together, but only if they are all willing.
After reading it, Fang Anyu didn’t ask any more questions, and the two of them quickly fell asleep. However, the next morning, after washing up and preparing to go downstairs for breakfast, Fang Anyu handed the phone with the text already typed to Jun Yueyue.
—If we get divorced and you marry someone else, can the three of us live happily together if he is willing?
Jun Yueyue had developed a habit of laughing before even reading what Fang Anyu had written when they were talking.
But after reading Fang Anyu’s words, Jun Yueyue’s smile gradually faded. She shouldn’t have told such a story; Fang Anyu was really too naive, and it was inappropriate for her to do so.
She could say such frightening things to scare Fang Anyan, and she could say unpleasant things to Old Master Jun, but she couldn’t bring herself to have even the slightest bit of malice towards Fang Anyu.
Because Fang Anyu is transparent, so transparent that he reflects light, if you maliciously smear anything on him, it will be clearly reflected, making people ashamed and unable to do it.
So Jun Yueyue decided she couldn’t tease him like that anymore, and replied very seriously—the fairy tales were made up by me, and that only applies in fairy tales, you understand?
After Fang Anyu looked at it, he nodded, returned the phone to Jun Yueyue, and didn’t say anything more. When he went downstairs to eat, he didn’t eat much.
Jun Yueyue quickly noticed this time that his mood was off. Just like last time, he was staring blankly at one spot, not communicating with anyone, as if he had shut himself off.
Unbeknownst to her, this was Fang Anyu’s way of protecting himself. He knew it was impossible to maintain this relationship with Jun Yueyue indefinitely, and he couldn’t be her lover because she said it was immoral. Nor could they live happily ever after like in fairy tales. Therefore, they would have to separate after returning from here. divorce.
Fang Anyu was certain that he didn’t want a divorce right now; he wanted to live with Jun Yueyue, but it seemed impossible.
Because the two families had already signed a contract before the marriage, divorce was inevitable. Fang Anyu knew what he had exchanged for his marriage: financial assistance from the Jun family to the Fang family. He could no longer ask Jun Yueyue not to divorce him.
There was no way to solve it, so he could only try his best to be normal, just like before, so that neither he nor Jun Yueyue would be troubled by this matter. This was something Fang Anyu was good at; he was good at making himself less troublesome.
But since he was silent, Jun Yueyue couldn’t just ignore it. Seeing that he hadn’t eaten much, she went upstairs and found some snacks that could be held by hand in the kitchen, and brought them back to Fang Anyu’s room.
Fang Anyu didn’t answer, but just shook his head, without even looking up at Jun Yueyue.
Jun Yueyue stood by the bed for a while, then slowly squatted down in front of Fang Anyu, placed her hands on his knees, and looked up at him.
Are you angry with me?
She mouthed the question slowly, repeating it twice. In this specific context, Fang Anyu could understand, even though he was a little slow.
Jun Yueyue waited patiently, and after a long while, Fang Anyu slowly shook his head.
He wasn’t angry; in fact, his behavior was normal.
Jun Yueyue sighed. She knew why, but even if she liked teasing Fang Anyu, he could never actually become her lover. As for not getting a divorce, Jun Yueyue had never even considered it.
Why not get a divorce? After struggling for so many years in the apocalypse, she transmigrated to this world and became the eldest daughter of the Jun family. She could get a lot of money and live the best life she ever wanted.
She didn’t need to get entangled with Fang Anyu, as that would inevitably prevent her from breaking away from the main storyline. Fang Anyu was a supporting character in the book, and his entanglement with Jun Yu at the end was an important plot point between the male and female protagonists, and a necessary process for their relationship to develop into true love.
Jun Yueyue transmigrated from that world, and she didn’t have a single trace of saintly qualities. She didn’t want to save anyone, nor did she want to change the plot between the male and female protagonists; she just wanted to live her own life.
As for Fang Anyu… the fact that she could guarantee not to bully or take advantage of him during their time together was already the only conscience she had.
She would never agree to something that was impossible. Jun Yueyue stood up, ignoring Fang Anyu, and lay on the bed, idly playing with her phone.
The two didn’t exchange a single word until noon, and their eye contact was minimal. Fang Anyu sat there almost without moving. At noon, just when Jun Yueyue was about to give up, the servants finally came to call them for lunch.
During lunch, Jun Yueyue added two dishes for Fang Anyu. This was the only time in her life she had ever tried to please a man. Fang Anyu was very accommodating and ate them silently, but his mood remained the same, and he was very depressed.
Although Fang Anyan was somewhat frightened by what Jun Yueyue said last night, his fear had almost disappeared by the end of the night. However, he had no intention of provoking Jun Yueyue, because he had already gotten the answer he wanted last night: Jun Yueyue had no interest in that piece of land, and that was enough.
As lunch was about to end, Grandpa Jun, who had been sitting at the head of the table but hadn’t touched his chopsticks much, finally spoke up, “You actually have another aunt who lives in Taishan County, not far from here. Xiaoyu and Yueyue have never met her since they were little. Let’s go and meet her this time.”
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