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Chapter 6: Stats Are the True Law of Gaming

My Chat Group Is Way Too Strange

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At this moment, the baseball bat in Mo Wang’s hand, after being enhanced by Enhancement Magic and empowered by Stellaron Power, was already wrapped in a powerful and sharp force.

Looking at it now, one could hardly tell that this was the same baseball bat from before.

Perhaps someone would tell you that there is an insurmountable wall between bare hands and weapons.Full novel: My Chat Group Is Way Too Strange — read the rest free on N​o⁠v​e⁠l​C⁠o​d⁠e​x⁠.​o⁠r​g⁠

Melee weapons and ranged weapons also have an insurmountable wall between them.

But Mo Wang would tell you that rules are meant to be broken!

“Hey!

White-hair, taste Old Mo’s staff!”

With that, Mo Wang leaped high into the air, swinging the baseball bat down directly at Kiana from above.

Watching the baseball bat descending from the sky, Kiana’s brain, which was basically only wired for combat, finally reacted within 0.01 seconds.

“BOOM!”

As the baseball bat hit the ground, Mo Wang successfully added another expense to Lady Theresa’s bill this year.

The surrounding Valkyries were staring dumbfounded at the training ground.

A few who were scared stiff had already face-planted into the dirt.

“Mo Wang!

You bastard, are you trying to kill me?!”

Kiana stared at the shallow crater in front of her, nearly three meters in diameter, almost scared to death.

“Don’t be dramatic, you dodged it, didn’t you?” Mo Wang walked out of the crater, wearing a smug expression as he looked at Kiana.

“Besides, how could power of this level possibly hurt you?

Don’t joke around.”

Mo Wang knew exactly how freakish these Valkyries’ physical constitutions were.

Despite how exaggerated the power looked, at most it would feel like being punched by a large Honkai Beast if it hit Kiana.

“That’s not what I mean!

And even if I can’t die, it still hurts like hell, okay?!” Kiana wished she could strangle this bastard right then and there.

“Heh, have you forgotten how much your punches hurt on a daily basis?

This is called returning the favor!

So you understand how much pain I’m in!”

“No way!

What the hell is that thing in your hand?!

How could a baseball bat have this kind of power!

Give it to me, let me see if you’ve stuffed some weird crap into it.”

“This baseball bat is the real deal, I swear!

You’re just bad, so train more.

The past is the past, and now is now!”

“Who are you calling bad?!”

“You.”

“Fine, I’m fighting you to the death today!”

And so, the battle between Mo Wang and Kiana resumed.

However, this time, it took Kiana less than ten minutes to—get pinned to the ground by Mo Wang.

Mo Wang sat on top of Kiana, his face full of satisfaction.

A whole year, and he’d finally won!

Thinking about the year-long struggle between him and Kiana finally coming to a conclusion, Mo Wang couldn’t help but feel tears welling up.

[Slacker King of the Hyperion]: Bros, I won, I finally won!

[Teyvat Blondie]: What’s this?

Finally seeing the light at the end of the tunnel?

[Some trash king on a train]: Sigh, stats.

Sigh, cheating.

[Video Store Owner]: It’s not cheating if it’s not turned off!

Relying on yourself isn’t cheating!

[Slacker King of the Hyperion]: Exactly, exactly.

I’m so awesome, let me put my hands on my hips for a bit.

Also, let me take a picture to commemorate this.

[Slacker King of the Hyperion]: New seat cushion is pretty comfy.jpg

“Mo Wang…

actually won?”

Bronya’s mouth was slightly agape, clearly finding it incredibly unbelievable that Mo Wang had actually beaten Kiana head-on.

Just before, Mo Wang was completely no match for Kiana.

“This might be because Mo Wang’s physical constitution and energy usage are considerably stronger than Kiana’s.

Although his technique is still far inferior to Kiana’s, these factors made up for all of that.”

Fu Hua, who had been watching the entire battle, gave her conclusion at this moment.

After all, that certain stats-obsessed king from Initial D had already made it clear that only stats were the true path.

When stats reached a certain magnitude, they became mechanics.

It used to be Kiana’s stats crushing him, but now it was finally his turn to play on a maxed-out account.

“White-hair, you convinced or not?!” Mo Wang slapped Kiana hard on her raised rear.

“Not convinced!” Kiana, in pain, continued to yell, wanting to fight Mo Wang to the death.

But under Mo Wang’s suppression, she couldn’t move an inch.

“Tsk!” Mo Wang looked at Kiana with disdain.

“You made a bet, so you have to accept the loss.

You need to think positively.

It’s not like I’m going to eat you, being my servant and all, little maid.”

Mo Wang cackled sinisterly, like he’d just devoured a dozen Soul Hall elders.

“Grr!

I’ll bite you to death!”

With that, Kiana bit down hard on Mo Wang’s hand, as if trying to bite it off.

“Let go!

You white-hair, are you a dog or something?!”

“So what if I’m a dog!

I’ll bite you to death, you bastard!” (Fun fact: if calculated by K423’s age, Kiana actually is a dog year.)

“Enough.

Mei, Bronya, you two go separate them right now.”

Watching this scene, Himeko and Theresa, who were spectating from the side, could hardly bear to look anymore.

At the same time, Theresa looked at the cratered training ground and couldn’t help but feel a pang of sorrow.

Great.

St.

Freya, which was already not well-off, was now even worse off because of this hole.

“Alright Mo Wang, go change your clothes.

It’s time to take you to the Hyperion to familiarize yourself with your upcoming work.”

Himeko said to Mo Wang, who had stood up and been pulled away by Mei.

“Yes!

Teacher Himeko!”

Upon hearing that he could finally go to the Hyperion, excitement immediately sparkled in Mo Wang’s eyes.

Damn, over a year here, and he could finally board the Hyperion!

Without Himeko even needing to say more, Mo Wang dashed off to change clothes in a flash.

“Academy Principal, what do you think of Mo Wang?”

Himeko turned to Theresa beside her after watching Mo Wang leave.

“What do I think?

With my eyes, of course.” Theresa took a sip of bitter melon juice, looking completely unconcerned.

“What I mean is, about Mo Wang suddenly getting stronger.

Academy Principal, what are your thoughts on this matter?” Although Himeko was used to Theresa’s flippancy, this wasn’t the time to be cute.

“What can I do?

Maybe he suddenly adapted better?

Or some other reason.

Haven’t there been many Valkyries who suddenly got stronger before?” Theresa shrugged.

“But those Valkyries who got stronger were all related to those experiments.” Himeko said with some irritation.

“And I suspect this might have something to do with that person.”

Himeko said this with a pointed implication.

After all, Mo Wang had just been promoted to captain, and then suddenly displayed strength completely different from his usual self.

It was too much of a coincidence.

“It’s fine, Himeko.” Theresa waved her hand.

“Even if it is, he’s still a student of St.

Freya.

No problem.”

Meanwhile, Mo Wang in the changing room had no idea what Theresa and Himeko were discussing.

But even if he did, it wouldn’t matter.

After all, showing part of his strength was indeed one of his plans.

Being able to live peacefully in a place like St.

Freya for a whole year without losing any limbs—he, Mo Wang, wasn’t really just a lazy fish.

[Diary of a Failure Day 3]: Heard from the big shots in the group that they can get hundreds of follows right after publishing their books.

As a failure, I can only look up to the big shots…6

Hi everyone!

Thank you so much for following this story with me.

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