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My Chat Group Is Way Too Strange

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Chapter 5: What Do You Mean by the Mi Family's Number One Causality Weapon

My Chat Group Is Way Too Strange

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“Hurry up, hurry up!

Those two are about to fight again!” News of Kiana and Mo Wang’s bet spread quickly, and a crowd of idle Valkyries rushed toward the training ground in a dark mass.

Quite a few of them were even carrying bags of snacks, along with tables and chairs.Full novel: My Chat Group Is Way Too Strange — read the rest free on N​o⁠v​e⁠l​C⁠o​d⁠e​x⁠.​o⁠r​g⁠

Valkyries, after all, aside from classes and training, could only stay on campus during their free time.

Although the place didn’t restrict gaming or internet access, for these teenagers in the prime of youth who also happened to be soldiers, it was all far too boring.

What could possibly be more fun than a thrilling, all-out brawl?

“Peanuts, melon seeds, soda!

Anyone want some?” “Place your bets now!

Today’s match: the Principal’s niece versus the new captain of the Hyperion!

Guess who’ll win!” Aside from students hawking snacks, a group of betting students had also gathered.

Of course, for this match, almost everyone believed Kiana would win.

After all…

on one side was the Principal’s niece, one of the most capable students in the school besides Fu Hua.

The genius (not really) girl Kiana, skilled in the Kaslana Gun-kata.

On the other side was one of the few male students in the entire school, the newly appointed captain of the Hyperion.

Unless someone had too much money to burn, nobody would bet on Mo Wang.

Not to mention, the last time Mo Wang had been unconvinced and challenged Kiana to spar, it couldn’t be said he lost nine out of ten times—it was simply that he hadn’t won a single match.

“Kiana, are you really going to fight Mo Wang again?” Mei, standing beside Kiana, said with some helplessness.

Mei wasn’t worried about Kiana and Mo Wang causing a ruckus together.

Rather, she was concerned that since Mo Wang was now the captain of the Hyperion, if Kiana went too hard and hurt him, wouldn’t the Hyperion be left without a captain?

“Don’t worry, Mei!

I’ll teach that guy a good lesson!

It’s so infuriating—he dared to become captain before me and even dared to show off in front of me!” Kiana seemed to completely miss Mei’s point, even waving her little fists as if she were already punching Mo Wang.

(Kiana punching.ing)

Mei was about to say something more, but Bronya tugged at her hand.

“Mei-sister, forget it.

Kiana’s brain capacity probably can’t comprehend the concept of holding back.

And…

Mo Wang seems pretty confident over there.”

Mei blinked and looked over toward Mo Wang.

There he was, having somehow already brought over a white stool, holding a cup of 1982 cola and sipping it contentedly, as if he were looking forward to the upcoming match.

At this moment, Mo Wang felt extremely at ease.

Just thinking about how he was about to complete his revenge filled him with delight.

Although Mo Wang had previously launched a terrifying campaign of retaliation against Kiana, it was true that he had never once beaten her in combat.

Every time he lost, he could feel that there was a limit to being human.

But!

Things were different now!

He had obtained power!

He had evolved!

Become Super Mo Wang!

Now, it was time to complete his revenge!

While testing his newly acquired strength, he could also thoroughly humiliate that stupid white-haired ball of fluff.

It was a win-win!

“You bastard Mo Wang!

Are you ready to get beaten up by me?!” Kiana grabbed her two handguns and shouted at Mo Wang, who was still sitting in his seat.

“I’ve been ready for a long time!” Mo Wang stood up, and as everyone watched, the Valkyries noticed that a—baseball bat?—had appeared in his hand at some point.

“Is that…

a baseball bat?

Is he planning to fight Kiana with that thing?” Even Bronya was at a loss this time.

If she wasn’t mistaken, that bat was the one he’d swiped from the sports field, wasn’t it?

“You’re going to fight me with that thing?!” Kiana felt insulted.

At least in the past, when Mo Wang came to fight her, he’d swipe some outdated equipment from the supply department.

The Super Electromagnetic Hand Cannon was definitely powerful.

The Markov Type A wasn’t bad either.

The Fusion Power Sword was also once mainstream equipment.

But what the hell was a baseball bat?!

“Hmph!

What do you know?

What I’m holding here surpasses the Holy Sword of Physics—it’s the most powerful weapon in this universe.

You single-celled organism wouldn’t understand.” Mo Wang said as he swung the bat, testing its feel.

You think this is just an ordinary baseball bat?

No, no.

In other worlds, it might indeed be just an ordinary baseball bat.

But in the MiHoYo universe, this bat could be said to be the most powerful weapon in the world.

From the lowly Honkai Zombie Girls to the likes of Finality Kevin and various Herrschers, who hasn’t been hit by this thing?

It’s super powerful, alright!

[Some trash king on a train]: Damn, how did this guy steal my signature weapon?!

[Some blonde from Teyvat]: Signature weapon?

That’s clearly just something you picked up on the street without even paying for it.

[Some video store owner]: Some people imitate my face, some imitate my bat, but none of them are the true—Galaxy Baseball Hero!

“You bastard!” Kiana, seeing the look in Mo Wang’s eyes that completely disregarded her, was furious.

“Go to hell, you jerk!” With that, she continuously fired bullets toward Mo Wang.

“I can see it.” However, in Mo Wang’s eyes at this moment, he could clearly see the bullets flying toward him.

“Slap slap slap slap!” As Mo Wang continuously swung the bat, the incoming bullets were all deflected without exception.

“He blocked them?” Everyone’s eyes widened at the sight.

They had imagined Mo Wang would use many methods to block Kiana’s bullets.

Like pulling out a shield, or having a trapdoor mechanism in the floor that would spring up, or using some strange equipment.

But they never expected Mo Wang to block them with a baseball bat.

“Using an ordinary baseball bat to precisely block every incoming bullet.

When did Mo Wang become this strong?” Fu Hua, who could see the clearest among everyone present, remarked.

At the same time, she was the one most puzzled by Mo Wang’s sudden increase in strength.

Could it be that Mo Wang had been hiding his abilities all along?

“Muda muda muda!

Stupid Kiana, your tricks are useless against me now!” When Kiana’s attack ended, the ground beneath Mo Wang’s feet was already covered with the bullets she had fired.

“Impossible!

What did you use?!

How did you do that?!” Kiana stared in shock at the two handguns in her hands.

Could it be that this guy had tampered with her weapons?

“Hehehe!

Let me tell you!

In the face of true power, all tricks are useless!” Under Kiana’s shocked gaze, special patterns began to wrap around the bat in Mo Wang’s hand.

Then, a mysterious force started to pour into the bat, its overwhelming power even causing Kiana to take a step back.

“Let me, the Galaxy Baseball Hero, show you what it means to break the rules!”

PS: (╥╯^╰╥) Wuwuwu, I feel so lonely.

Writing alone is so scary.

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Hi everyone!

Thank you so much for following this story with me.

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