[Besides, here is a small tip for Wife Nodoka: whenever you play mahjong, hugging your penguin plushie will actually help your Esper Ability function at its absolute peak.]
[It might sound even more unscientific when put that way, but that is simply the reality of how it works.]
[Taking into account her innocent beauty, her captivating curves, and my own subjective preferences, Nodoka Haramura securely claims the fifth spot on the Land of Ke anime goddess rankings.]
[Congratulations to Nodoka on a thoroughly well-deserved achievement!]
Staring at the text in the Diary, Nodoka Haramura found herself sinking into deep contemplation, wondering if she truly was the most unscientific one after all.
‘His explanation actually makes a lot of sense…’
‘My brain really does operate beyond normal human capacity when I play mahjong, and that really can’t be explained by ordinary science.’
Tōka Ryūmonbuchi pointed dramatically at Nodoka Haramura.
“See?
I’ve been saying from the very beginning that Nodocchi is completely unscientific!
You just never believed me.”
[Fourth Place on the Top 10 Goddesses Anime of Land of Ke: Ran Mōri.]
[To be completely honest, I truly adore Wife Ran.
She has the smile of an angel, gorgeous long legs, and formidable hand-to-hand combat prowess.]
[She is gentle, caring, thrifty, and exceptionally skilled at managing household affairs.]
[She is the quintessential ideal woman, perfect in every scenario whether it comes to family life or social circles.]
[The fact that Sister Vermy herself once referred to her as an angel is proof enough of how pure and radiant her charm truly is.]
[However, this ranking is a comprehensive evaluation across multiple anime goddesses.]
[The Land of Ke territory is a massive fusion of the Detective Conan world, the Magic Kaito world, the Saki world, City Hunter, Cat’s Eye, and the Hidden Cloud Village from Naruto, alongside several other universes.]
[The sheer number of top-tier beauties competing in this region is simply overwhelming.]
[On top of that, these rankings naturally reflect my own personal aesthetic tastes.]
[All I can say is, ‘I’m sorry, Ran!
You have everything going for you, it’s just that your physical size is a little lacking.’]
[If your figure were just a bit more voluptuous, claiming the number one spot would have been a breeze for you.]
[Still, that’s not a major issue.
You’ve only just stepped into adulthood and still have plenty of room to grow.
Keep your chin up!]
[Lastly, I would like to offer some heartfelt advice to Wife Ran: stop waiting for Shinichi Kudō, because he isn’t coming back.]
[Before I transmigrated, your anime had already aired for well over 1,200 episodes, and there wasn’t the slightest hint of Shinichi Kudō returning for good.]
[People back in my original world literally call your situation a lifetime of waiting.]
[What that means is that even after the audience grows old and passes away, Shinichi Kudō still won’t be back, and that long-awaited romantic reunion of yours will never truly arrive.]
[This tragic situation is deeply rooted in Shinichi Kudō’s own personality.]
[In my personal opinion, his own character flaws are what created the misery in your relationship.]
[His mind is entirely consumed by his obsession with detective investigations.
The second a case pops up, he loses all sense of self-control and routinely drags those around him into danger without even realizing it.]
[Back during the Roller Coaster Murder Case, he was clearly on a date with you, yet he ditched you without a second thought just to satisfy his own curiosity about suspicious criminal activity.
From any relationship standpoint, he is completely irresponsible as a partner.]
[Starting right from that incident, his reckless behavior triggered your agonizing, drawn-out separation.]
[This outcome is entirely the bitter fruit of his own actions.]
[This warning doesn’t just apply to Ran, but also to Kazuha Tōyama.
Heiji Hattori and Shinichi Kudō share the exact same personality type; the moment a case and deductions are involved, they throw everything else out the window without caring about the consequences.]
[If he doesn’t fix that behavior, the tragic fate currently haunting Shinichi Kudō could very well become his own reality down the road.]
[Throughout the anime storyline, Heiji Hattori has placed Kazuha in grave danger time and time again simply because he was too obsessed with cracking the case to pay attention to her safety.]
[Shinichi Kudō and Heiji Hattori undeniably possess brilliant minds, so it is only natural that the girls around them admire them.
Add in the classic childhood sweetheart dynamic, and their bonds look undeniably sweet and well-matched to the public eye.]
[Yet from an objective third-party perspective, Ran and Kazuha are incredibly supportive, responsible partners, while Shinichi Kudō and Heiji Hattori make for terrible boyfriends.
If they were to step into marriage in the future, those personality flaws would only cause far worse problems.]
[The only reason those two managed to survive so many lethal situations is entirely due to their protagonist Plot Armor.
If an ordinary person tried pulling off the reckless stunts they pull on a daily basis, they would have died hundreds of times over.]
[Being their girlfriend or wife means living in constant anxiety every single day, and statistically speaking, the chances of becoming a young widow are ridiculously high.]
[If this world were purely the Detective Conan universe, they might still be able to act recklessly without consequences thanks to their main character status.]
[However, this world is now an Anime Crossover world.
They are far from the only protagonists around, and the major enemy factions extend far beyond just the Black Organization.]
[When facing formidable antagonists from other anime universes, their Plot Armor won’t necessarily be enough to save them.
If they keep rushing into danger without thinking, it’s only a matter of time before they meet an early grave.]
Reading the words inscribed upon the Diary, Ran Mōri and Kazuha Tōyama fell completely silent.
Sonoko Suzuki, who was sitting right beside Ran, found herself at a loss for words, unsure of how to comfort her best friend.
To be fair, Sonoko Suzuki had always felt that Ran Mōri and Shinichi Kudō weren’t truly suited for each other.
Shinichi Kudō was completely obsessed with chasing down cases and had a nasty habit of disappearing without warning, meaning that being with him was an endless cycle of worry and stress.
There was a very real, constant fear that one day, news of his sudden death at some crime scene would come knocking at their door.
Yet, having grown up alongside both Ran Mōri and Shinichi Kudō since childhood, Sonoko Suzuki knew it wasn’t her place to flat-out tell Ran to break things off.
At the end of the day, that decision belonged solely to Ran Mōri.
Even so, deep down inside, Sonoko Suzuki would wholeheartedly support Ran Mōri if she ever chose to let go of Shinichi Kudō.
Their relationship had yielded zero closure even after more than 1,200 episodes, to the point where her wait was described as lasting an entire lifetime.
What was worse, the Diary explicitly pointed out that this whole mess was brought upon by Shinichi Kudō’s own reckless obsession with crime-solving.
If that was the reality, then that boy truly didn’t deserve Ran Mōri’s unending devotion.
Ran Mōri’s mind was currently an absolute whirlwind of tangled emotions.
She looked up at Sonoko Suzuki, her voice filled with quiet resolve.
“Regardless of how things stand, Sonoko, please help me track down this Hayashi Rin.”
“He definitely knows where Shinichi is right now.
I have to see Shinichi face to face and ask him what is really going on.”
Sonoko Suzuki gave a firm nod.
“Alright, I’ll help you look for him.”
…
Eri Kisaki’s brow furrowed sharply as she adjusted her glasses.
“Utterly outrageous!
I was against Ran being with that boy from the start, and it turns out my instincts were right on the mark.”
“Over 1,200 anime episodes and their relationship still has zero progress or closure.
If one episode roughly translates to a single day, that’s already nearly four whole years.”
“There is no way I will allow my daughter to keep wasting her precious youth waiting endlessly for someone like that.”
“Besides, according to the Diary, that boy constantly puts Ran in harm’s way.
That only cements the fact that they should never be together.”
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