(Alright, disclaimer, MC is a bisexual femboy top. He’s into other femboys and pretty much every type of woman. It’ll obviously be a harem story. The MC is gonna be pretty OP. This is almost purely a smut story with some worldbuilding as a treat lol. If you’re into gay old times, cute catboy butts, and sexy warrior girls, this is the book for you! Basically, this book is what I wish my life was, lol.)
Chapter 1 - An Otherworldly Dungeon?!
So… You ever wake up one morning in your shitty apartment, get some breakfast, take a nice, long shower, dry off with your fluffy towel, then sit on your couch and watch TV while you air dry for a bit?
Just letting it all hang out for about half an hour?
Then, you check your watch and see that it’s time for work at your dead-end job. You get up and stretch a bit before checking yourself out in your mirror. Long, brown hair, a slim, yet curvy body, zero facial or body hair, and a long dick hanging between your legs?
What do you mean that’s unrealistic? Your face is unrealistic!
Anyways, back on topic!
You head to your closet to grab clothes. As you open the door… you see a big blue portal instead.
Yup. That’s my luck. I’m left butt naked in my apartment with a portal blocking my clothes half an hour away from me needing to go to work.
So… I did the only logical thing any normal person would do!
I walked in. Forgetting about the whole clothing situation.
And then, this screen appeared in front of me:
~~~~~{Notice}~~~~~
Congratulations! For being the first being from a separate omniverse to appear in this world, you have been granted a special title!
[Omniversal Traveller: You are able to call and dismiss portals between the omniverse with ease.]
As you lack a status screen, one will be provided to you! Scanning your soul to find your strengths…
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I suddenly feel a disturbing sensation… Like something is inside of my body, examining every last inch of it…
“H-hey! Get away from that!”
After having my innocence thoroughly ruined, another screen pops up. This one, longer than the last.
~~~~~{Status}~~~~~
Name: Arthur Simmons
Age: 23
Titles: Unparalleled Magical Genius, Blessed of Ishtar, Omniversal Traveller
Stats:
Vitality: 4 / 26
Agility: 7 / 47
Mind: 13 / 98,260
~~~~{Status End}~~~~
… Ok. Either my vitality and agility stats are pathetic, or my mind stat is insanely broken… Based on the fact that almost all three stats are under ten and I still feel like a relatively healthy man, if a little weak, I’m gonna go with the former. But, why are they split like that? Is that the maximum I can reach for those stats? If that’s so, I can be a little over six times stronger and a little under seven times faster while I can be … times more intelligent? Magical? Dunno how the mind stat works really.
“Those titles are also pretty impressive sounding! Can I view them somehow?”
I reach up and tap on them, and sure enough, it brings them up for me!
[Unparalleled Magical Genius: You reach full comprehension of almost all magics at a speed that would take many decades, if not centuries. Effects: x10 Mind potential.]
[Blessing of Ishtar: You have been blessed by the Goddess Ishtar. Effects: Eternal Youth, Eternal Beauty, Immunity from disease, x2 Mind potential]
Holy shit, those are insane! Wait, eternal youth, beauty, and immunity from disease? If I had all those, why did I get sick last week? My only guess would be that the blessing was only partially activated or something beforehand. I definitely still got the eternal beauty thing. Dunno about eternal youth. I’m still young, after all. Check back in thirty years or something.
Well… I suppose I should go ahead and close this portal… And head back to work… Where nobody takes me seriously… Because of how young I look…
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Yeah, fuck that. I quit. Ima be a fuckin wizard instead.
I mean, seriously! Who would keep working a job that barely pays the bills when they have a door to anywhere at their disposal!
You best believe I’m going straight in there!
After going to the kitchen and grabbing a knife just in case, I walk up to the portal and walk straight in!
The inside is completely different to what I was expecting. It’s a well-lit room with walls, a floor, and a ceiling all composed of stone brick. There’s papers strewn all about the floor, as well as some bookcases, a bed, and a desk.
Hey! There’s even a wizard robe hung up on a hook!
…
Oh yeah. I’m still butt naked. Lemme just put that on real quick.
As I put on the light blue robe, it’s clearly too big for me. It swallows my entire body, the sleeves go down past my arms, and the tail of the coat trails the ground behind me… Yeah this isn’t gonna work…
Oh wait, it’s shrinking down to my size! Wow, it’s perfectly tailored now! It only comes down to halfway up my thighs!… Which means my dick is still showing. Hang on, lemme look around for more clothes.
…
Alright, so I managed to find some brown pants and a white button up shirt. The button up has lace around the ends of the arms, the collar, and has pleats on the front. On top of that, I found a belt, a pouch that goes on the belt, and some nice leather boots.
Even without underwear, these pants are incredibly comfortable! They look like some pretty durable dark khaki pants, but it feels like I don’t have anything on at all! In fact, other than the robe, the entire outfit feels like I have nothing on!
It’s all pretty form fitting as well, and hugs my curves slightly.
While searching, I also managed to find a pair of earrings. They’re small gold studs with vibrant green jewels in the center. I’ve had my ears pierced before, so I go ahead and put them in. When I do, I see a screen pop up in front of me:
~~~~~{Notice}~~~~~
You have equipped the [Ancient Scholar’s Robes] set!
[Ancient Scholar’s Robes: The robes of an ancient scholar who lived out their days attempting to uncover the boundary between the omniverse. After being bathed in omniversal magic, this set has become an item. Effects: 10x Magic Comprehension, 4x Mind stat.]
Instantly, after reading this, I feel a shift inside my body. An energy that I couldn’t feel before, I can clearly sense. It’s like a warm rush of energy that passes through my body, every inch of it. It seems to follow my blood vessels… No, it’s inside of my blood vessels! This must be mana!
I hurriedly look through the books throughout the room.
“If this dude was a scholar of some kind, he’s gotta have books on magic right? Or was he already too knowledgeable for beginner books? I hope not…
As I’m rummaging through his bookshelf, flipping through books and skimming the pages, I get more and more hopeless. Then, I reach a shelf filled with dusty books that have worn out spines.
The first one is orange in color. When I pick it up, I find that despite the cover being written in a different language originally, it changes its letters around into English for me! Holy Perry Hatter!
““Basics of Fire Magic”, huh?”
The rest of the books are different elements as well. We have the “basics of” for water, earth, fire, air… light, dark, gravity, lightning, etc.
A total of about a dozen and a half books. Based on the elements, I think light and dark would probably be the two safest to test out in here.
I open up the basics of light magic and begin studying at the desk!