In the afternoon…
The first period was still taught by Teacher Yumiko.
This period was an academic class.
The lesson was about various physics formulas that made Shimura Danzo’s head ache.
*Heh, I have to calculate trajectories to throw ninja tools?
What’s with all this physical mechanics?
Dammit!
Isn’t the difficulty of this stuff based on feel?*
Shimura Danzo, who was a poor student in his previous life, went straight to sleep on his desk.
—He wouldn’t learn it anyway.
Before long, occasional snoring could be heard in the classroom.
Teacher Yumiko, who was lecturing, stopped her lesson, her beautiful eyes glancing at the slumbering Shimura Danzo.
Because of Shimura Danzo’s display of skill in the morning, Yumiko didn’t scold him or make him stand in the hall as she usually would.
Instead, she looked at him with a very complex gaze.
Following Yumiko’s gaze, everyone knew what was happening without thinking.
It was Shimura Danzo again.
Yumiko’s steps were light as she slowly walked to Danzo’s desk and stopped.
Then, she extended a slender finger and slowly tapped on the desk.
“…”
Danzo, who had entered the “Stronger While Sleeping System,” felt his consciousness being pulled back from a haze.
He opened his bleary eyes.
The first thing that entered his vision was naturally that surging “fat.”
“Oh…
my god…
how spectacular…”
Shimura Danzo’s eyes went wide.
His voice was soft, but it was full of emotion.
Moreover, it immediately spread through the entire classroom.
In that moment, the classroom was dead quiet.
Soon, the students glared at Shimura Danzo.
If Yumiko hadn’t been present, her admiring students probably would have swarmed him and beaten him into a meme.
“Uh…”
Under the gaze of countless cold eyes, Danzo instinctively shivered.
Then, he saw an exquisite face filled with rage.
“Teacher, I…”
“Shimura Danzo!”
Just as Danzo wanted to explain, Yumiko interrupted him coldly.
Yumiko thought…
she had just changed her attitude toward this problem student, yet he had revealed his true colors again so quickly.
“Teacher, you have to believe me…
I really possess the Will of Fire…
I’m very loyal…” Shimura Danzo hurriedly pleaded.
“Go stand in the hallway!” Yumiko pointed a finger outside.
“…”
Shimura Danzo curled his lip, stood up helplessly, and walked out.
Behind him came a chorus of boos and cursing.
They said that Konohagakure actually had such a thick-skinned and shameless person.
As expected of the problem student, Shimura Danzo.
He actually dared to publicly tease his homeroom teacher!
And he even lied about possessing the Will of Fire?
For someone who slept all day like him, if he had the Will of Fire, that would truly be a miracle.
Did he have no shame?
Facing the accusations of the masses, Shimura Danzo just smiled faintly.
“This isn’t bad either,” he muttered to himself.
Standing in the hallway as punishment reminded him of some interesting memories.
Therefore, Shimura Danzo very seriously opened the door, walked into the hallway, and stood obediently.
Then, after reminiscing about his youth for less than a moment…
Shimura Danzo fell asleep again.
The hallway was quiet, and Shimura Danzo successfully began to deduce a new ninjutsu in his consciousness again.
As long as he slept…
he could get stronger.
This was the trump card that allowed Shimura Danzo to stand tall in this world.
Or rather…
perhaps it was the condition that gave him a chance to compete with those “cheaters.”
In this life, he would definitely live out a different future!
—Provided he could take off without having to work hard.
When class was over, Shimura Danzo woke up right on time.
There was no other reason.
“I—I need to go…
please, let me go to the ladies’—I mean, the lavatory!” Shimura Danzo stammered, looking pleadingly at Yumiko.
He was desperately trying to get permission to head to the restroom before she dragged him to the office to be chewed out.
To his utter shock, Yumiko’s temper immediately flared.
“You want a lady?!
Looking for a lady at such a young age?!
You child, this is absolutely outrageous…!!”
Because Danzo had teased and taken advantage of her in class, Yumiko was still trapped in a whirlwind of shame and anger, causing her ears to fail her and twist his plea into something scandalous.
Yumiko’s loud scolding didn’t just attract the attention of the students in the class.
At the same time, students from other classes and other ninja teachers all looked over in shock.
The originally noisy hallway during the break…
seemed to have its “pause” button pressed at this moment.
“Teacher…
I, I need to use the little boy’s room…
Is that not allowed?”
*Is that not allowed?* Shimura Danzo asked these last few words weakly, looking entirely confused and innocent.
“…”
Only then did Yumiko realize that she…
had completely misunderstood.
Instantly, her pretty face turned as red as an apple.
Now, everyone’s focus shifted to Yumiko.
Soon, Yumiko’s figure vanished rapidly as if she were fleeing the scene.
“Hehe…”
Shimura Danzo gave a little snicker.
People in this world were indeed very simple…
However, the storm did not end; instead, it intensified.
Perhaps students from other classes were more or less confused, but the students in Shimura Danzo’s class were completely one-sided.
“Danzo!
You’re shameless!”
“To actually dare to tease Teacher Yumiko!”
“Hurry up and die!!”
A group of elementary schoolers were rubbing their hands together, wanting to beat Shimura Danzo to death right then and there.
“What are you saying?
What are you saying?”
Shimura Danzo didn’t flinch at all in the face of everyone’s accusations.
He straightened his face and put on the fierce expression of a hardened street thug.
Surprisingly, this immediately intimidated everyone.
“I’m telling you, if you dare to slander me, I’ll pursue it to the end!” Shimura Danzo said seriously.
In the next second, he was submerged by the protesting elementary students…
Oops.
“What’s going on here, what’s going on?”
At this moment, Akimichi Torifu walked over.
The adorable Akimichi Torifu had a cute appearance.
As a future guard of the Second Hokage, Senju Tobirama, Akimichi Torifu already knew how to craft his own image.
He wore a headband that looked like animal ears and had a chubby little round face.
With his serious yet cute cartoon-like eyes and those anime-style…
blushes?
No, those should be tattoos.
Oh, this little fat kid was extremely cute.
As it happened…
Akimichi Torifu and Sarutobi Hiruzen walked over together.
“Everyone, it must be a mistake.
Danzo is a good guy.” As soon as Sarutobi Hiruzen arrived, he foolishly started to defend Danzo.
“Oh crap…”
Shimura Danzo rolled his eyes.
*He actually gave me a ‘Good Guy’ card?
Even though I’m not into guys, I still feel a little let down.*
“He’s a good Guy?!
If he’s a good Guy, then there are no good Guy left in the world!”
Immediately, the students chimed in one after another to cast Danzo as a villain and piled the blame on him.
*Wow, I really am the oldest scapegoat of Naruto.*
Shimura Danzo smiled while nodding to the crowd, looking quite satisfied.
End of Chapter
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