Naruto: Danzo—The Ultimate Fall Guy Who Just Wants to Sleep to the Top

I am Shimura Danzo. You might know me as the “Darkness of the Shinobi,” the man who hides in the shadows, or the guy with way too many bandages and a suspicious number of eyeballs. But forget all that. In this world, I am determined to become the absolute number one, most ridiculously absurd protagonist in the entire history of Naruto fan fiction! Actually, who am I kidding? I’ve already achieved that peak. This is the ultimate study in pure, unadulterated absurdity. We shall explore the profound philosophical inquiry: How exactly is a ridiculous young man forged in the fires of the Hidden Leaf? Is it through intense training? Forbidden jutsu? No, it’s mostly through sheer, chaotic nonsense. I want everyone reading this to give me a laugh! If you aren’t laughing, I’ll have to report you to Root for a lack of team spirit. Seriously, laugh! — Description from novelcodex.orgFull novel: Naruto: Danzo—The Ultimate Fall Guy Who Just Wants to Sleep to the Top — read the rest free on N​o⁠v​e⁠l​C⁠o​d⁠e​x⁠.​o⁠r​g⁠