Cover Your Face!!
6: Chapter 6: Don’t Cover Down There!
Cover Your Face!!
Outside the women’s bathhouse.
Two figures, one tall and one short, one white and one gold.
In an almost perfectly synchronized lecherous pose, butts in the air, pressed against the wall.
Stretching their necks hard to peek into the cracks in the wall.
Both pairs of eyes were wide open, flashing with a similar obsessive glint.
Jiraiya was entranced, occasionally letting out a silly “Hehehe” chuckle.
He completely failed to notice when someone else had appeared beside him.
Tsunade had also forgotten her original intention while watching.
Only one thought remained in her mind.
“So this is what it’s like inside the women’s bathhouse…” “That waist is nice…” “Wow!
That one is about the same size as mine…” She even leaned in closer involuntarily.
After a good while.
Jiraiya seemed to feel that this angle wasn’t satisfying enough.
Subconsciously, he shifted his body slightly, wanting to change to a different crack.
His elbow accidentally bumped into someone.
“Sorry…” He said casually.
Halfway through the sentence, he suddenly froze.
Wait.
Beside me?
He remembered coming here alone, right?
Jiraiya turned his head stiffly, inch by inch.
Then, he saw a profile right next to him, also pressed against the wall crack, watching intently.
Golden hair, familiar brows and eyes.
Who else could it be but Tsunade?!
“Tsun—” “Tsunade?!” Jiraiya’s voice cracked.
Cold sweat broke out instantly on his back, trickling down his spine.
It’s over, it’s over, it’s over, it’s over, it’s over!
He had originally planned to use his newly written “Make-Out Tactics” to confess to Tsunade today.
He had specifically washed his hair and changed his clothes.
He had even rehearsed his opening line three times!
And now, he was caught peeping outside the women’s bathhouse?!
Did his confession even have a chance now?!
“Tsunade, you, you listen to me argue…
No!
Listen to me explain!!” Jiraiya subconsciously protected his head, curled into a ball, and closed his eyes, waiting for a beating.
Even though he had learned Sage Mode and his strength had greatly increased.
The fear of being dominated by Tsunade’s super-strength iron fists for over a decade.
Was already carved into his DNA!
However.
He waited one second.
Two seconds.
Three seconds.
The expected fist did not land.
Jiraiya cautiously opened one eye.
Tsunade didn’t even lift her head.
She was still clinging to the wall crack, staring inside with an obsessive (lecherous) look on her face.
Jiraiya: “???” What was going on?!
Was Tsunade…
peeping?
Why the hell would she be peeping!!
She was a woman herself!
If she wanted to see, couldn’t she just walk in?!
If she wanted to peep, she should go to the men’s bathhouse…
Ahem!
“Hey…
Tsunade?” Jiraiya called out tentatively in a low voice.
Tsunade didn’t react.
Jiraiya blinked, then blinked again.
Confirming that Tsunade really hadn’t noticed him.
“Is she…
entranced?” “Can a woman really be entranced watching the women’s bathhouse?” “Is this still Tsunade??” Jiraiya felt his worldview had been severely impacted.
But he didn’t dwell on it.
At this moment, only one thought was in his mind.
If not now, when?!
He held his breath, hunched over, and began to back away on tiptoe.
One step.
Two steps.
His movements were very light.
But that exclamation from just now had startled someone inside the bathhouse.
A young girl with a curvaceous figure who was rinsing off near the outer wall.
She seemed to have heard the faint movement outside.
She curiously stopped what she was doing and turned her head to look toward the wall crack.
She even subconsciously walked two steps closer.
Through the swirling steam and the narrow gap.
A pale, curvaceous silhouette.
Suddenly filled her entire field of vision!
“Holy crap…
she’s coming over…
she’s coming over…” “Gulp!” Tsunade clearly heard the sound of herself swallowing.
This visual impact was too strong!
She was trembling with excitement.
For a moment, she completely forgot to hide.
Instead, she reflexively pressed her face desperately against the wall crack.
Wishing she could shove her eyeballs inside to see clearly.
“Closer…
a little closer…
just a little more…” “Crack~!” A faint cracking sound rang out.
Beneath Tsunade, this wooden outer wall, which was built for ventilation and wasn’t very sturdy.
Let out a groan.
And under her unreasonable, desperate squeezing.
Finally…
“Boom—!!!” The entire outer wall, along with a small section of the roof, instantly collapsed inward!
Dust flew everywhere!
Splintered wood flew about!
Thick smoke billowed up!
Tsunade pitched forward, almost falling in along with the wall.
Fortunately, her reaction was fast, and she kicked her heels hard to steady herself.
But the wall in front of her.
Was gone.
Just like that, it was gone.
The steaming interior of the women’s bathhouse was completely exposed to the air.
It turned into a “panoramic open-air bath”!
The hot water pool, the washing area, the edge of the changing area…
Everything, along with the dozen or so women inside, either soaking in the pool or rinsing off.
Were completely exposed!
Time seemed to freeze for a second.
All the women’s movements froze.
They all looked in unison toward the “big hole” that had suddenly appeared.
The dust cleared slightly.
Then they saw— Tsunade, who was closest, holding her change of clothes and toiletries in her hands.
And not far away.
A blurry figure in the smoke, whose shape was not very clear, but it seemed…
like a man.
“Aaaaah—!!!” “There, there’s a pervert—!!!” “Run quickly!!!—” Screams of various pitches exploded instantly!
Water splashed!
Figures scrambled!
Towels flew everywhere!
Inside the bathhouse, it instantly turned into a chaotic mess.
White, pink, and wheat-colored figures ran in a panic through the smoke.
Everything that should have been covered was swinging about.
Jiraiya just happened to turn his head.
“Pfft—!!!” Two streams of blood sprayed directly from his nose.
In the sunlight, they traced two bright red arcs.
But Jiraiya was Jiraiya after all.
As his nosebleed flowed, his survival instinct suddenly returned.
He fiercely wiped away the nosebleed and turned to run.
While no one had seen his face yet.
He had to slip away quickly!
However, at the very same instant he turned.
A figure was faster than him!
“You bastard peeping at the women’s bathhouse!!” “Go to hell!!!” Accompanied by a righteous roar.
A punch filled with super-strength and heavy force tore through the air.
And accurately slammed into Jiraiya’s abdomen!
“Pfft—!!!” Jiraiya felt like he had been hit head-on by a high-speed charging rhinoceros.
His internal organs shifted instantly.
A mouthful of blood, mixed with the nosebleed he hadn’t wiped clean, sprayed out wildly!
He didn’t even have time to let out a complete scream.
His whole body was like a baseball hit with full force.
With a “whoosh,” he tore across the sky.
Turning into a tiny black dot in the air.
Quickly disappearing into the afterglow of the distant sunset.
Tsunade retracted her fist.
The whole process was clean and neat, without any hesitation.
By this time, the women in the bathhouse had already scrambled out.
Some were wrapped in towels, some had only grabbed an outer garment to throw over themselves, and some were still clutching soap in their hands.
A sea of pale skin, the scene was extremely chaotic.
Even worse…
quite a few people outside had already heard the commotion and run over.
Seven or eight heads poked out from the men’s bath side, curiously stretching their necks to look over.
Passing villagers also stopped in their tracks.
Everyone was stunned.
The air went quiet for half a second.
Then the women reacted and began to scream as they tried to cover themselves— One hand could cover the top but couldn’t cover the bottom.
Covering the bottom exposed the top.
They were flushed red with anxiety, tears welling up in their eyes.
They couldn’t manage it at all!
The scene became increasingly chaotic and unbearable.
Just at this moment, Tsunade, who had just sent the “pervert” flying with a punch.
Took a step forward and dashed to the very front of all the panicked women.
She slammed her foot down onto the broken wall tiles on the ground!
“Bang!!” Thick smoke was kicked up again, blocking the sight of the men outside.
Taking advantage of this moment, Tsunade turned around.
And roared at the panicked women behind her: “Stop covering down there!!
Cover your faces!!
Go to the changing room!!!” This shout was like a thunderclap.
Instantly overpowering the chaos and crying at the scene.
The women were stunned for a moment, then seemed to find their backbone.
Right!
Cover their faces!
It was most important that their faces couldn’t be recognized!
As for their bodies…
everyone was a woman anyway, and they couldn’t worry about that now!
All the women moved their hands from below to their faces.
Covering their faces, heads bowed.
Like a group of frightened rabbits, they rushed toward the changing room.
Tsunade stood in place, her gaze sweeping over the villagers watching the spectacle.
Then she punched the ground directly.
“Bang!” A deep pit was smashed directly into the earth.
“Get lost, all of you!” Watching such a violent scene, everyone swallowed hard.
They couldn’t care about watching the show anymore.
They all ran as fast as they could.
Not until everyone had dispersed did Tsunade finally heave a sigh of relief.
“Whew…” “With this performance, no one should suspect me, right?” She glanced around with some guilt.
Given that perfect reaction speed, there shouldn’t be much of a problem!
Tsunade looked back, and after a slight hesitation.
She strode toward the women’s changing room.
No choice.
After all, the ladies had been frightened just now.
She had to go soothe the ladies’ hearts!
This was what she, as a woman, should do!