“Gorgeous…” I couldn’t help but admire.
My wife’s legs were also one of my favorite parts of her.
At 167cm, her legs were over 90 centimeters long—that kind of straight, fair, long, and fleshy pair of legs.
This high-kick, wide-range move was not only devastating in power, but the endless scenery under her skirt was probably extremely easy for enemies to see in full view…
And we were in the newbie village, so this power level…
“Wow! Honey!” Yulin’s excited voice came through my mind, her earlier shyness swept away.
“I feel so light, like I suddenly became super strong!!”
That stunning “Dragon’s Roar Flash” kick just now was indeed impressive, but I glanced at the status bar, and my heart sank halfway.
“Wife… that move just now, your mana bar (spiritual power) dropped 10% directly…” I couldn’t help but swallow.
At this consumption rate, she’d be completely out of mana after using ten skills.
And that divine dress’s “commando mana regen” passive was currently in an inactive state.
“This… if we run into a BOSS fight, we can’t sustain at all…” I tried to analyze rationally.
“Ah!?” Yulin’s panicked voice came through my mind, but then turned resolute: “Whatever! I don’t care! I’d rather die! I absolutely will not go without panties! Don’t even think about it!”
Fine.
Between “shame” and “combat power,” my wife was still firmly holding her ground.
Since we had no mana potions, we decided to wander around the newbie village first to get familiar with the environment.
But this little stroll was pure torture.
The NPCs in the newbie village had alarmingly high intelligence.
Almost every male NPC who passed by had eyes like hooks, glued firmly to Yulin.
The reason was simple: this “Celestial Silkworm Snow-Silk Divine Dress” was far too provocative.
The deep-V camisole design couldn’t contain her 70D proud assets at all.
Most of her snowy white cleavage was exposed to the air, quivering slightly with each step.
In this rustic village, she was like a spotlight in the dead of night.
“Ahem…” Yulin clearly noticed the undisguised stares around her.
She was so embarrassed she hugged her chest with both arms, trying to hide the scenery that couldn’t be hidden, her voice tinged with tears: “Honey… find me a jacket quickly!!! Even a rag would do!!!”
I helplessly searched through the shop and inventory: “The newbie village really doesn’t sell cosmetic gear… Honey, just bear with it for now.”
Just as we stood awkwardly at the village entrance, a white teleport light flashed.
A male player wearing newbie cloth armor, with a fairly handsome custom character face, appeared not far away.
He seemed to have just entered the game too.
He looked around, and his gaze instantly locked onto Yulin, who was hugging her chest with a flushed face.
His eyes lit up, and he immediately walked over, greeting her with what he thought was a suave pose: “Hey, beauty! That face customization is amazing—is that your real face? Let’s get to know each other?”
That frivolous tone immediately set off alarm bells in my head.
Yulin clearly hadn’t adapted to handling this kind of “virtual flirtation” yet.
Combined with her current outfit making her extremely self-conscious, she could only awkwardly shrink back, stammering in response: “Uh… h-hi…”
“Beauty, what should I call you? We can team up and do the newbie village quests together.” That male player wasn’t letting up.
“N-no… that’s okay, thank you, I like to play by myself…” Yulin still wasn’t used to having someone staring at her large expanses of fair skin.
With that, she hurried away.
After doing some simple tests with Yulin, we figured out the core mechanics of this “control mode”: • Skill Release (Democratic System): When I press a skill key (like [Dragon’s Roar Flash]), a semi-transparent popup appears in Yulin’s vision—”Activate skill?
[Yes/No]”.
In other words, if she thinks the move is too embarrassing or the timing is wrong, she has veto power.
She can also use skills on her own initiative based on her own judgment.
• Equipment Change (Dictatorship System): When I click to change equipment, a flash of light appears on her body and she’s forced into the new outfit.
No confirmation window, no room for refusal.
“Ahem…
heh heh…” Realizing this, I looked at my hot-bodied wife on screen wearing the semi-transparent silk divine dress, and that little “gentlemanly” dark side of my soul began to burn.
“Honey, I think this ‘Celestial Silkworm Snow-Silk Divine Dress’ has great stats and looks beautiful—no need for an outer coat at all! Wearing extra equipment would affect agility (total nonsense).”
“Get lost!!!” Yulin’s mortified roar came through my mind, so loud it rattled my brain.
“Are you trying to make me flash everyone the whole time?!
Go find me clothes!
Or get lost!” “Alright, since the wife has spoken, I’ll get lost.” I grinned mischievously, deliberately cutting off the mental voice link, taking my hands off the keyboard, and even leaning back in my office chair, striking a pose of “due to connection lost, your husband has gone offline.”
In the game.
With my “disconnection,” Yulin, who had some confidence a moment ago, instantly froze.
Meanwhile, that handsome male player who came to flirt hadn’t left.
Instead, because of Yulin’s silence just now (which was actually her arguing with me), he thought she was shy, so he eagerly stepped closer, flashing a bright smile: “Beauty? Why so quiet? Need a carry? Your big bro here can take you…”
Watching this strange man approach, wearing this camisole dress that could barely cover her chest, and with the voice of her “husband” who was right beside her suddenly gone, a massive wave of insecurity instantly swallowed her.
“Honey…?” She tentatively called out in her mind.
Dead silence.
Her earlier confidence crumbled instantly.
Panicking, she screamed through the mental link that hadn’t fully disconnected, her voice choked with tears: “You… you you… GET BACK HERE!! Don’t leave!!”
Of course I couldn’t possibly abandon my adorable wife.
Now that she’d “called me back,” I resumed command and casually opened the detailed class panel.
I raised an eyebrow.
The situation was somewhat unexpected.
The account I originally trained was clearly a charging swordsman, but probably due to Yulin’s soul traits or the influence of that divine equipment, the class icon had now changed to a talisman—Class: Exorcist Apprentice
I looked at my hot-bodied wife on screen, wearing the camisole dress and high heels, lost in thought.
Usually, magic-type characters like this are glass cannons, but this [Celestial Silkworm Snow-Silk Divine Dress] directly provided a broken +100% defense bonus.
Hmm…
She lacks mana, but the dress comes with “commando mana regen” (though currently sealed due to my wife’s sense of shame); she’s vulnerable to close combat, but the [Reverse Scale · Dragon Empress War Heels]’s exclusive [Dragon’s Roar Flash] is an extremely powerful melee kick technique.
I couldn’t help but laugh: “Good grief, we’re raising a ‘close-range violent exorcist’ who can tank hits and kick faces.” I also took a moment to learn about the class progression.
Through main quests and leveling up, she could advance from Exorcist to Exorcist Master to Exorcist Grandmaster to Exorcist Venerable to Exorcist Saint to Exorcist Immortal (male/female) as the cap.
With equipment and class confirmed, the next steps were standard procedure.
Ding—quest log refreshed: [Newbie Trial: Purge Threats Around the Village] • Objective: Defeat 10 Newbie Goblins.
• Reward: Newbie adventure funds, small amount of EXP.
Looking at this most classic of newbie monsters, I breathed a sigh of relief.
“It’s just goblins.
The lowest-tier monster—low attack, low HP.” I confidently reassured Yulin, who was still a bit nervous: “Don’t worry, honey.
With this god-tier gear, it’s just like chopping a few cabbages.
This quest shouldn’t be hard, right…”