17 – The Godly-Looking Couple CP is Born
The next morning, the beachside villa was shrouded in the early mist, tranquil and dreamlike.
The next moment.
The demonic cry of SpongeBob SquarePants echoed throughout the villa.
“Wake up in the morning, embrace the sun.”
“Fill your body with brilliant sunshine!”
“Lips down, you’ll lose your way; corners up, thriving and rising, overflowing with positive energy!!”
The sleeping guests: “?”
Bullet comments: 【?】
【Just arrived, almost thought I opened some large-scale pyramid scheme video…】
【Other romance reality shows play ‘Confession Balloon,’ ours plays ‘Overflowing with Positive Energy’?】
【Interesting, another little trick to catch my attention (holding a cigarette) (smirking) (taking a deep drag) (raising an eyebrow) (blowing smoke rings)】
【Creeps, get out of China!!】
“What’s that sound?” a delicate female voice softly asked.
A bedroom door on the third floor opened, and Zhu Luoling, wearing a snow-white nightgown, walked out rubbing her eyes.
Her long hair cascaded over her shoulders, her face pure and innocent, her lips naturally rosy without any makeup. She let out a lazy, adorable yawn.
【Oh my, Zhu Zhu looks so beautiful without makeup!!】
【When it comes to no-makeup looks, you have to see Zhu Zhu. That little yawn just hit me right in the feels.】
Bo Zhi’s anti-fans have always been straightforward: 【This lady’s no-makeup look seems a bit different from after her makeup melted yesterday [sly]】
【? If this is no makeup, then what’s that shiny stuff on her lips? Oil from sleeping last night?】
【…Hahaha damn! I laughed so hard my mom chased me down the street.】
【Don’t you know what lip balm is? A bunch of troublemaking sour grapes, are you afraid your idol will come out and look ugly to us?】
Bo Zhi’s anti-fans fell uncharacteristically silent.
In their lifetime, seeing someone call Bo Zhi ugly was quite a rare sight.
As anti-fans, their daily routine was to attack Bo Zhi, but they had never criticized her face.
After all, they were haters, not blind.
With a “bang,” another bedroom door swung open, and a disheveled beauty with messy hair stormed out, radiating fury.
She marched straight to the speaker and threw a punch, “I’ll f—”
Her eyes locked directly onto the camera atop the speaker, and Bo Zhi’s hand froze mid-air.
Can’t smash it—if caught, she’d have to pay for it.
She had no money (*)
Bo Zhi gently patted the speaker’s head, “I’ll f—fight the fire on the tatami, goodbye.”
With that, she turned and walked away. Oh no, oh no, oh no.
It’s 6:30 in the morning, even the chickens aren’t awake yet! Who’s watching this live stream?
As it turned out, people were watching.
And they had gone crazy.
【…Damn, is Bo Zhi’s face even real?】
【It’s real, I even saw the drool she didn’t wipe clean…】
【How is her skin so good? It’s whiter than my three-month-old nephew’s butt, and her eyes are so big, like walnuts!!】
【Bo Zhi: I hate this kind of boundary-less description [smile] [goodbye]】
【Bo Zhi, you little brat, why did you have to pat its little head? Now my heart’s all flustered, hmph.】
With that demonic, looping wake-up call, Bo Zhi couldn’t sleep anymore. After a quick tidy-up, she headed downstairs.
Several guests were already in the dining room downstairs.
Jiang Can was drinking milk and greeted her warmly, “Good morning, Zhizhi.”
Bo Zhi slumped into her seat listlessly, “Morning.”
Jiang Can asked curiously, “Zhizhi, didn’t you sleep well?”
Bo Zhi replied with little enthusiasm, “No one can walk away from positive energy with a smile.”
After speaking, she turned her head to glance at the ever-lively and energetic little idol.
Jiang Can blinked his big, sparkling eyes at her, signaling, “Me! Me!”
Bo Zhi turned her head back. “You’re not human.”
“…”
Jiang Can, silly and carefree, didn’t get angry.
He said with a grin, “I sleep at nine, wake up at six, and stay healthy every day.”
“Zhizhi-jie, don’t you like waking up early? It feels really good.”
Bo Zhi felt that at twenty-two, she wasn’t old yet, but there was already a generation gap with this nineteen-year-old.
“I love it.”
She picked up a cherry and viciously bit into it.
“It gives me the wonderful feeling of having my coffin lid pried open.”
Jiang Can: “…”
The live chat was already dying of laughter from the conversation between this silly pair of siblings.
The next second, they watched as a pair of slender, cool hands lightly tapped Bo Zhi on the head.
A magnetic voice sounded pleasantly, “What nonsense are you talking?”
Live chat: 【!!】
Bo Zhi: 【!!】
She covered her head and turned around, unsurprisingly seeing Fu Jingyan standing behind her, holding an exquisite white jade plate, calmly looking down at her.
As if he felt the fire wasn’t stoked enough.
He elegantly leaned over and placed the plate in front of Bo Zhi.
Bo Zhi: A question mark slowly appeared above her head.
This man, what’s his problem?
Watching Fu Jingyan calmly sit down across from her, Bo Zhi couldn’t hold back.
“We just made the hot search last night, aren’t you going to avoid suspicion today?”
Fu Jingyan elegantly took a sip of rich coffee, then looked up and replied, “Don’t you think avoiding suspicion would make it seem like there really is something?”
Bo Zhi was taken aback.
That did seem to make some sense.
Live chat: 【When you two discuss avoiding suspicion, aren’t you going to avoid suspicion from us?】
【Looking at it this way, it really seems like there’s nothing—just ordinary partners?】
【? There’s nothing? Don’t you think they’re very familiar? When has Yan Shen ever been this close to anyone!】
【I also think their relationship seems very familiar, like an old married couple (is it okay to say that?)】
【No, no, no, I won’t listen, I won’t listen!】
“Fiancée.”
Three cold, magnetic words fell, plunging the entire living room into dead silence.
The live chat was stunned.
Only Fu Jingyan remained expressionless, his long eyes sweeping over her plate as his jade-like fingers tapped it casually.
He reminded her, “Finish the carrots.”
Bo Zhi looked at the orange carrot pieces on the plate.
As if for refinement, the man had even used a mold to shape them into little fish, making them look crisp and delicious.
But Bo Zhi didn’t want to eat them.
She wanted to pick them up one by one and throw them at Fu Jingyan’s forehead.
Is. He. Crazy?!
Bo Zhi was so angry she wanted to roar—was this what he meant by not avoiding suspicion?
Was it?!
The guests all watched the two of them, their expressions varied.
Zhu Zhou slowly stirred his plain porridge with a spoon, his gaze gentle as it wandered between the two.
Chen You’s expression remained as frowning and unpleasant as ever.
The one who couldn’t control himself the most was Jiang Can, who covered his mouth with a look of ‘oh my god.’
Unable to help himself, he pointed at Bo Zhi and asked his idol, “Yan Shen, you two…”
Before Fu Jingyan could speak, Bo Zhi cut in.
“We’re not close!”
Bo Zhi didn’t look at Fu Jingyan, instead turning directly to the live camera.
“He is the April sky of the human world, I am the three delicacies of the Northeast.”
This answer could be said to carry a strong will to survive.
The barrage didn’t even know where to start with their criticism.
【Something’s off, really off.】
【I also think Bo Zhi is acting strange—she loves to ride coattails so much, yet she directly denied any connection.】
【It’s not Bo Zhi who’s acting strange, it’s Yan Shen!!】
【What on earth is my brother doing? I feel like he likes Bo Zhi—could he be a love-struck fool?】
【If you put it that way, I’m getting excited. These two together would be absolutely stunning, wouldn’t they?!】
【Should we call their couple name “Divine Beauty Pair”?】