8 – Activating Past Life’s Alt Account
Upon hearing this bizarre rule, Lu Xiao Ning immediately clutched her stomach and burst into laughter.
“Hahaha!”
She never expected that in this world, there were actually people who monitored your bowel movements!
“Don’t tell me someone watches me every time I use the toilet?” Lu Xiao Ning teased.
Gan Song, however, nodded very seriously. “There are palace attendants specifically assigned to keep records. Sometimes, they even assess the master’s health by observing daily excretions.”
“Ugh!” Lu Xiao Ning nearly spat out a mouthful of blood.
“Does that mean I don’t even have to wipe my own butt?” she said offhandedly.
Gan Song replied as if it were a serious matter, “If the Imperial Consort requires it, we can arrange for a dedicated person.”
Lu Xiao Ning was aware that in Japan, there was indeed an industry for wiping people’s butts, and the income was quite good—reportedly reaching millions annually.
Because sumo wrestlers in Japan were often too large to reach behind themselves, such an industry had emerged.
Lu Xiao Ning never imagined that in T Country, such a profession existed as well.
“No, no! I was just saying it casually!” She quickly waved her hands in refusal, utterly embarrassed.
“Third Princess-Consort, why don’t we start with the first family rule? Allow this humble servant to explain it to you in detail.”
Explain? Lu Xiao Ning felt she needed detoxification instead!
Every single rule in this family code was toxic!
Having been part of a dark organization before, she knew the royal family had many rules, but she never realized they were this perverse.
“Another day. I’ve just arrived and would like to look around first.”
Lu Xiao Ning closed the book, clearly showing no intention of continuing.
Gan Song raised an eyebrow. “Third Princess-Consort, His Highness said you must learn the family rules well!”
He looked exasperated and somewhat pained, as if disappointed by her lack of effort.
Lu Xiao Ning stretched lazily, stood up, and patted his shoulder.
“Don’t worry. In three days, I’ll have every word of this book memorized.”
“Third Princess-Consort, one shouldn’t boast like this…”
The book was over a thousand pages long, containing tens of thousands of rules!
Even he, with his natural brilliance, had taken a week to memorize it.
How could this careless little girl possibly manage it?
Believing her would be foolish!
“Your Third Princess-Consort never boasts. I’m the most humble person in the world. Just wait and see!”
Gan Song: “…”
After making her bold declaration, Lu Xiao Ning strode out of the study and began wandering around the castle.
The castle was vast, but every corner was occupied by palace attendants.
She noticed alarms everywhere but saw no security devices in sight.
It seemed the castle’s defense system was far from simple.
If she wore infrared-sensitive goggles, she might be able to see the security layout clearly.
However, since her target wasn’t Zong Zheng Ye, she had no interest in studying the internal defenses at the moment.
After walking through the entire castle, she could already map out the imperial retreat in her mind.
“Please prepare a laptop for me. I’d like to go online for a while.”
“Yes.”
A few minutes later, a palace attendant brought over a sleek, brand-new laptop.
Lu Xiao Ning took it and headed toward the highest point of the castle.
“No need to follow me.”
After giving the order, she quickly made her way upstairs.
Arriving at the room with the best view in the castle, she sat cross-legged on the windowsill.
Opening the laptop, she found that internet access was secured with safety protections and restricted permissions.
Lu Xiao Ning quickly bypassed these barriers and logged into her private Dark Web account.
Her identity as Goshawk had already been eliminated by Zongzheng Ting.
But what the world didn’t know was that besides being Goshawk, she had another alias—A Ke.
As soon as she logged into A Ke’s private account, multiple messages popped up on the webpage.
[Boss, someone is offering a million to buy celebrity A’s private information. Should we take the job?]
[Boss, the First Lady of Country S is having an affair. The president is offering a billion for solid evidence.]
[Boss, three thousand bucks to steal a gaming account. This job looks fun, wanna consider it?]
…
Lu Xiao Ning frowned as she read the messages from her subordinates.
Her alias only took jobs based on interest, never on the price.
After browsing through all the tasks, she checked the box next to “three thousand bucks to steal a gaming account.”
Unexpectedly, her subordinate was online and replied immediately.
[Boss, you’re so unpredictable! 666!]
Lu Xiao Ning replied casually: [Give me five minutes, I’ll get it done right away!]
True to her word, she immediately opened a DOS window and quickly obtained the target’s online location.
A minute later, she infiltrated the target’s computer and retrieved their password information.
Frowning slightly, she thought for a moment. Soon, a smile curled at the corner of her lips as she swiftly modified the password.
[Done. Send the new password to the client.]
Somewhere in the world, a gaming-addicted teenager was playing a game with all his might.
Suddenly, his computer notified him that his gaming account had been forced offline!
To make matters worse, when he tried to log back in, he found that his username had been tampered with, and the system prompted that the user did not exist.
“Shit! What’s going on? Did I just see a ghost in broad daylight?”
…
The entire process took Lu Xiao Ning less than three minutes.
Her subordinate soon sent another message: [Boss, when are we going to pull off a big job? My hands are itching for action.]
[If your hands are itching, go scratch your ass.]
Lu Xiao Ning replied in a rather crude manner.
Her subordinate immediately sent back a nose-picking emoji.
She had a group of loyal followers, though they usually only communicated on the Dark Web.
Moreover, these loyal followers had no idea about her true identity.
Normally, this alias only took on small, interesting jobs for fun. She never intended for it to become a formal organization.
But now things were different. Her main account was dead, and she could only rely on this alias from now on.
Thinking this, she replied: [Alright! Once I find a good target, I’ll take you all on a big job!]
[Boss, you’re awesome and domineering! We can finally make a name for ourselves in the world and dominate! In the future, our Assassin Alliance will definitely surpass Goshawk and become the world’s number one Hacker organization!]
Lu Xiao Ning: “…”
Surpassing herself—well, that was kind of amusing.
Exiting the webpage and closing her laptop, Lu Xiao Ning leaned back against the wall.
Her mind, however, was busy figuring out how to bring down Zongzheng Ting.
Killing him outright would be too easy!
She wanted him to be disgraced and despised by everyone!
She wanted his name to be cursed for eternity!
Not only that, she wanted Song Yiyi to go down with him!
But how could she achieve all this?
The setting sun cast its afterglow, and the evening glow shone on Lu Xiao Ning’s face.
She had been sitting by the windowsill all day. Finally, her stomach growled with hunger.
Never mind, she’d deal with survival first.
Jumping down from the windowsill, she hurriedly grabbed her laptop and headed downstairs.
For the next month, Lu Xiao Ning’s days followed the same routine.
To outsiders, she appeared to be a girl addicted to the internet, glued to her computer every day with no one knowing what she was actually doing.