Raja, after another
chaotic yet victorious
night at Charlie Harper's, decided it was time to
apologize to Rose.
"I was too rough last night... and not in a good way,"
Raja thought.
So, like a
true gentleman
, he packed a
hot meal
, grabbed some
soft drinks
, and knocked on Rose's door.
The door opened slowly, revealing
Rose
, arms crossed, expression unreadable.
Raja:
"I made chicken and rice."
She stared for a second before stepping aside.
Rose:
"Fine. Come in."
Inside, Raja
cleared the table
,
served the food
, and they ate in complete
silence
—which was a
world record
for Rose.
After finishing his meal, Raja took a deep breath.
Raja:
"Look, I'm really sorry about what happened last night. I swear on my first edition Batman comics—I have
never
forced myself on a woman before. I... I don't know what came over me."
Rose
narrowed her eyes
, tapping her fingers on the table. After a painfully long pause, she let out a
dramatic sigh
.
Rose:
"Fine. Apology accepted. But just so you know... If found out you talked to anyone about this thing." rose made a cut throat sign.
Raja nodded like chicken.
To
celebrate
their newfound
understanding
, they decided to take a
walk and talk along the beach
.
A peaceful night. No chaos. No drama.
But as soon as Raja
turned to leave
, Rose
closed the door but two 3 sec after opened Again.
Raja who just took a two steps hearing the door opening sound turn around enter the house yanked by Rose.
Rose:
"You're not leaving that easily, champ."
Thus, another battle broke out.
This time?
Passionate. Mutual. Deadly.
Rose gave it her
all
.
Raja loses control again, enters his beast mode, and Rose also becomes violent.
Raja still
won.
The next morning, Raja
woke up first
and
cooked breakfast
. As he handed Rose a
coffee with a secret energy potion
, she took a sip and immediately
felt rejuvenated
.
Rose:
"Wait a minute... DID YOU DRUG ME?"
Raja:
"No! It's a home recipe! Zero drugs, I promise!"
Rose
narrowed her eyes
but accepted it.
With a final goodbye (
and a very smug smirk from Rose
), Raja
vanished from Malibu.
Next stop?
Pasadena, California.
Raja
transformed
into full
nerd mode
—loose Batman T-shirt,
baggy pants
, and a strategically
messy
hairstyle.
His target?
The Cheesecake Factory.
His mission?
Meet the Nerd Lords.
He spotted
Rajesh Koothrappali
(
finally, another Indian!
), approached him confidently, and
introduced himself
.
Raja:
"Namaste, my Indian brother! I am Rudra D. Raja Kumara, the wandering intellectual and Batman enthusiast."
Raj, Leonard, and Howard
welcomed him warmly
—but one man sat there, judging him
like an offended owl.
Sheldon Cooper.
Sheldon:
"Another random variable disrupting the equilibrium of my social structure... UNACCEPTABLE." Try to warn his friends about the equilibrium.
Leonard " Explains about Sheldon a little."
Raja with an understanding expression looked at Sheldon for a while and nodded his head, Sheldon got irritated by the look.
Raja:
"Relax, Mr.
Emotionally Stunted Man-Child
. I'm just here to enjoy some cheesecake."
Sheldon
fumed.
Sheldon:
"What are your academic credentials? What university did you attend?"
Raja (grinning):
"I'm a high school graduate. I prefer the
school of life
."
Sheldon
gasped dramatically
, looking at Leonard like he just brought home a
feral raccoon
.
Leonard quickly apologized,
but Raja wasn't offended.
Raja:
"Sheldon, I won't be mad at your insults... because I know you're still a child inside. A very...
very
intelligent but incredibly immature child."
Sheldon's
eye twitched.
Raja
continued psychoanalyzing him
like a psychologist on a mission.
Raja:
"For example, your extreme aversion to change, your obsession with schedules, your irrational fear of buses—it all aligns with classic childhood attachment issues."
Sheldon (red-faced):
"LEONARD! Take me home.
NOW.
"
Leonard and Howard?
Dying of laughter.
Despite
Sheldon's protests
, Raja
tagged along
to their apartment.
Once inside, he
sat on the floor
(
because chairs are for weaklings
) and started a
deep conversation about movies, anime, and comic books.
Then, Howard, being Howard,
asked about Raja's dating life.
Howard:
"So... you're
21
? How many girlfriends have you had?"
Raja:
"Not in the market for a while, but let's just say... enough."
Howard & Raj (jealous):
"HOW?!"
Raja (shrugging):
"I don't know. They say I'm cute. They use me, then say goodbye."
Leonard:
"That's... kinda sad, dude."
Raja:
"Not really.
It's efficient.
"
Then, Raja
offered to read their palms.
Howard:
"You need a full makeover—
fitness, wardrobe, hair
. Otherwise, just wait for the right girl to
tolerate
you."
Rajesh:
"You need
alcohol
to talk to women. And you'll get married late."
Leonard:
"You'll get your dream girl, but only if you prove your sincerity."
Sheldon (before he stormed off):
"You
will
find love, but your ego might ruin it."
Howard and Raj?
Mind-blown.
Leonard, intrigued, asked:
Leonard:
"Okay,
real talk
—how do you afford your lifestyle?"
Raja
casually took a sip of his soda
and dropped the bomb:
Raja:
"Two women take care of me financially."
Sheldon:
"So you're a GIGOLO?"
His friends
immediately defended Raja
, but Raja
shrugged.
Raja:
"Technically, Sheldon's right. I guess I am a well-paid sugar baby."
Howard?
Taking notes.
Then, Raja explained
his legendary Las Vegas winnings with Luck
and how he met
Jessica Pearson and Jan Levinson in a bar.
His
one million dollar
investment in their
business empire.
Their
billion-dollar company.
And their
monthly financial support
.
Howard, Raj, and Leonard?
SCREAMING.
Howard:
"You're telling me you FUNDED
SHADOW CORPORATION
?"
Raja nodded.
Leonard
fell off the couch.
Raj:
"Dude... you single-handedly unleashed the
Queens of the Business World.
"
Howard:
"That's it. I'm starting a Vegas fund."
Sheldon, watching this unfold,
hated everything.
Sheldon:
"This is why society is doomed."
Raja simply smirked, leaned back, and took another sip of his soda.
Raja
successfully infiltrated
the Pasadena nerd squad.
He had:
✅ Roasted Sheldon.
✅ Shocked Howard, Leonardo and Rajesh.
✅
Revealed himself as a secret billionaire.
✅ Established
dominance.
And most importantly?
✅
Got free cheesecake.
Mission:
SUCCESS.