【I’ve finally waited for you! Two days, two whole days! Do you know how I’ve lived? No, you don’t; you only care about yourself!】
【With the streamer’s current traffic, she should be wishing she could stream all day, every day. Yet she still works five days and takes two off. I have to say, the streamer is truly indifferent to fame and fortune. I admire her.】
【?? Be honest, are you Little Su’s secondary account? Indifferent to fame and fortune? Why don’t you say that again while looking at the 9,900 yuan price tag for a connection?】
【Why was there a sudden stream during the rest period the day before yesterday? There must be some “under-the-table” transaction that we “family members” don’t know about!】
【What a beautiful horse. It’s completely white, without a single stray hair. I can’t imagine the joy of riding on its back—it’s a game for the rich… I’m salty, what about you guys?】
【I’m more looking forward to seeing if the horse will drop any gossip, hhhh.】
This white horse was of excellent quality, snow-white all over, and clearly worth a fortune.
However…
Su Yi stared at the horse’s forehead. Wasn’t there a tuft of black hair here? Had she mistaken it, or was this not Su Ye’s “horse son”?
“Little Su, talk to Ta… to him. Ask where he feels uncomfortable,” a voice-changed female voice came from the other side of the screen.
Glancing at the client who used special effects to hide her face, Su Yi confirmed her diagnosis: this was indeed Su Ye’s horse.
Heh, Cheng Lele, don’t think I won’t recognize you just because you changed your voice and used a different alias.
In fact, this horse had been bought at a high price by Cheng Lele’s mother. It was the birthday gift she gave to Su Ye the year before last.
Su Ye loved it dearly, practically raising it like a son.
If Su Yi and the horse both fell into the water at the same time, her biological father would undoubtedly carry his horse son to safety while stepping on her head to use his own daughter as a stepping stone.
Su Yi maintained a normal tone. “Alright. Hello, little horse. Is there somewhere you feel uncomfortable?”
The horse, which had been leaning its head in curiously to look at her, suddenly let out a loud snort. It began pacing and tossing its head in the stall, becoming restless.
Beside it, someone said cautiously, “He’s been like this for almost a week. He suddenly gets agitated. We’ve tried many methods, but nothing works. We’ve even had a doctor look at him—”
“Enough with the nonsense,” Cheng Lele interrupted impatiently. Her tone softened slightly when she turned back to Su Yi. “Little Su, hurry up.”
Su Yi repeated the question.
However, the horse, named Taxue, still didn’t respond. It continued to kick its legs, snort, and toss its head on the spot, looking like it was dancing to “Elderly Disco.”
Instead, a sudden burst of birdsong rang out.
“Hearing you directly call him ‘little horse’ made my heart skip a beat. What are you thinking? Is ‘Brother Horse’ a name you can just throw around? He is the second most noble bloodline here, the runner-up of the beauty pageant, the runner-up of the show jumping competition, the runner-up of the most popular horse… His golden body is the softest place in our hearts. Please show him some respect and call him ‘Brother Horse,’ thank you!”
Su Yi: “…”
Your “Cringe Literature” is really harming the birds!
But wait, why was he a “professional runner-up”?
Just as Su Yi was about to ask who the champion was, Cheng Lele unhappily ordered someone to chase the bird away. “Where did this bird come from? Chirping like that, it’s noisy as hell. Get it out of here.”
“Chasing me away? Hmph! If I leave, you’ll never know why Brother Horse became like this!” a sparrow perched on the railing behind Cheng Lele shouted indignantly.
Su Yi quickly stopped her. “Don’t chase it. The little sparrow knows the inside story.”
The words “inside story” reminded Cheng Lele. She immediately ordered the staff members standing by to leave.
Naturally, she firmly believed that Taxue couldn’t possibly spill some unknown secret like the previous pets did, because she was convinced her father was the most perfect person in the world. However, if privacy were accidentally leaked, it would just be unnecessary trouble.
At this moment, the horse finally spoke. “Don’t say it! If you do, we’re no longer brothers.”
“Brother Horse! You’re already in this state. Why, why won’t you say it? You’re in so much pain, and forcing yourself to endure will only make the condition worse, Brother Horse!”
“…Sigh, if the other horses find out, how will I keep showing my face?”
One was pleading and the other was enduring. While Su Yi’s forehead was covered in black lines, her heart was also hanging in suspense. Could it be some major illness?
Even if Su Ye wasn’t a “human,” his horse was a good horse.
Seeing that the special effects couldn’t hide the streamer’s increasingly solemn expression, Cheng Lele’s heart sank. she immediately urged, “What are they saying? I’ll give you ten ‘Rockets.’ Translate it quickly.”
【Wealthy sister is generous! Wealthy sister’s tip is my tip. Little Su, move it!】
【I’m new here. Does this streamer always keep people in suspense to bait for tips? If she keeps acting mysterious to tease us, I’m reporting.】
【Pretending to be a newbie, are we? Take off your fan badge, hhh. Little Su, you should change your nickname to @I_Want_To_Annoy_You_To_Death.】
【Are the horse and the sparrow arguing? I never expected to see a horse and a bird fight in my lifetime, haha. So cute.】
【I’m saying, can’t you just—can’t you just translate sentence by sentence as they speak? Huh? My dear Su?】
After listening to them argue for a long while, Su Yi figured she couldn’t just keep them waiting. Moreover, the situation looked serious. She decided to give everyone a heads-up and followed the audience’s request for a real-time translation.
Then, she heard the sparrow shout as if it could no longer bear it: “Do you know how much it hurts me as your brother to watch you suffer from a ‘sugar addiction’ and be powerless to help?”
Sugar addiction?
Su Yi’s solemn expression cracked.
“Sugar addiction?” she raised her voice, repeating the words one by one.
The sound of the argument suddenly vanished.
The little sparrow was stunned, scratching its right foot with its left in a bit of a daze. “Brother Horse, I…”
The horse let out a sigh and said as if conceding, “Yes, I developed a sugar addiction. My irritability these past few days is because of… withdrawal symptoms.”
Its high-held head drooped, as if it had instantly lost all its pride.
“What ‘sugar addiction’ (tang yin)?” Cheng Lele didn’t quite understand.
Su Yi raised a hand to stop her from tilting her confused head and pressed the horse, “Tell me more.” She paused and added two words: “Brother Horse.”
Brother Horse returned to silence, looking as if the words were too difficult to say.
“Oh, let me say it!” The little sparrow once again bravely stepped up as the spokesperson.
【Sugar addiction? Tanning? Scalding silver? Tangyin? Tang Yin? Tang Ying? “Sky-Ear Secret Technique,” activate!】
【Hahaha, Little Su is calling him ‘Brother Horse.’ Brother Horse, why aren’t you talking?】
【Did the little sparrow take an endorsement fee from Brother Horse?】
Su Yi took the opportunity to first explain the reason for the horse’s abnormality. “The reason he’s like this is because of a sugar addiction. Uh, he wants to eat sugar but can’t get any.”
Hearing this, Cheng Lele was immediately furious. Who gave Taxue sugar! She suppressed her temper and continued to listen.
The little sparrow chirped excitedly and passionately, making Su Yi more and more confused.
“Equestrian Lao Ai?” she asked slowly.
The sparrow, which had been speaking with spit flying everywhere, suddenly stalled. It was just an uneducated little sparrow! It had heard others say it; how was it supposed to know what it meant?!
The horse sighed and finally took over. “There are ‘Academic Dajis’ in schools. Correspondingly, in the stables, there are ‘Equestrian Lao Ais.'”
Su Yi widened her simple, big eyes, her tone incredibly sincere. “Please tell me more. Thank you, Brother Horse.”
The horse’s narrative ability was much stronger than the sparrow’s. It was concise and to the point. Su Yi finally understood what was happening and couldn’t help but let out a soul-deep exclamation: “That works too?!”
【Sugar addiction? Can you even get addicted to sugar? Wait, can horses even eat sugar?】
【Everyone is already on the highway, and you’re still playing with blocks.】
【My god, did I hear that right? It’s ‘Equestrian Lao Ai,’ right?? Is it the meaning I’m thinking of?】
【’Academic Daji’ refers to certain women in academia who use their beauty and charm to obtain academic resources, like publishing papers. May I ask: what does an ‘Equestrian Lao Ai’ use their beauty and charm for? To successfully master the secret equestrian skills of major masters?】
【I can understand what those four words mean… but is this Lao Ai a person, or a horse…】