#Relative Secretly Sells Property; Animal Communicator Streamer and Bunny Join Forces to Solve the Case#
#Shocking! Animal Communicator Emerges to Save Elderly Woman’s Assets#
【Empty-nest seniors are just too easy to target, especially the wealthy ones. Sigh.】
【This time it was really thanks to the bunny’s report. Let’s see who dares to say raising pets is a waste of money now.】
【Besides the rabbit, the most critical part was having someone who could actually understand it. I’m passionately recommending our Little Su @HeavenAboveHangzhouBelow. Same name on Douyin and Weibo. For just 9.90 yuan, you can pay for a connection and let her help you understand your pet’s heart!】
【Came here for the hype and watched the replay. Based on my many years of experience raising cats and dogs, this is definitely not a script. Followed.】
【Thankfully it was discovered in time. That was a close call; I was so worried that scumbag was too cunning and Little Su and the bunny would fail to find evidence. That old lady said she’s selling the house to move abroad and won’t be coming back—so what happens to Little Su? She paid a whole year’s rent, and what about the bunny? Can it be taken abroad?】
Su Yi stared at the most popular topic for several seconds, silently wondering: Which “genius” came up with these hashtags? Step forward; I promise I won’t hit you.
However, the fact that the “Secret House Sale” incident gained so much traction was largely thanks to the words “Animal Communicator Streamer.”
She skimmed through the comments again. Seeing people concerned about her future made Su Yi feel a warmth in her heart; there really were many good people in the world.
The house was in a great location with a good layout, and since it was priced below market value, it sold very quickly.
After the old lady sold the house, she didn’t just refund the full year’s rent; she even wanted to give Su Yi a massive “red envelope” cash gift.
Su Yi firmly declined. She was about to say, “If you really feel bad, just come to my stream and send me a few ‘Rocket’ gifts,” but before she could speak, the old lady said: “Actually, I have another property that nobody knows about. The location is quite good, but it was too big for me, so I rented it out. As luck would have it, the tenant wants to break the lease. I won’t look for a new tenant; Little Su, you go live there. I won’t charge you rent. Stay as long as you like—just consider it as looking after the house for me.”
At that moment, Su Yi nodded with tears in her eyes.
There are so many rich people in this world; why can’t I be one of them? It’s okay. At this rate, I’m not far from becoming wealthy!
As for the bunny, the old lady decided to overcome all obstacles to take it abroad with her.
After responding to the comments asking about the house and the bunny, Su Yi checked her follower count.
In just a few days, her total followers across two platforms had transformed from zero to 800,000. It was still rising; every time she refreshed, the number jumped. This growth rate was terrifying!
This truly qualified as a vertical climb in popularity; she had become famous overnight.
Su Yi stroked her chin, wearing the “smirking dragon king” grin.
She knew it! Having mastered the god-tier skill of understanding animal language, if she didn’t get famous, who would? If she didn’t make money, who would?
Over the past few days, several “Animal Language Deciphering” streamers had popped up to chase the trend. They drew a lot of traffic, but without exception, they were all flamed miserably. Eventually, the audience members who cried out about being scammed all flocked to her.
This is what you call core competitiveness—irreplaceable, with no substitutes.
Su Yi happily changed her price from 9.90 yuan to 99 yuan.
【The wait is over! It’s finally time for the stream! Even a donkey in a production team wouldn’t dare rest this much! In other words, Streamer, can’t you just stream twenty hours a day?】
【Agreed on the twenty-hour stream. Streamer, don’t sleep. How can you sleep at your age? (points and judges)】
【Holy crap! I just ran around like a monkey acting as a brand ambassador to recommend you, emphasizing it was only 9.90—great quality at a low price—and you went and raised the price?? Backstabbing your “family,” you’ve really got some nerve, Little Su!】
Su Yi cleared her throat and said in a melancholy tone, “Family, it’s not that I’m being insincere or price-gouging. It’s just that I… Sigh. I have an eighty-year-old father and mother who are frail, sickly, and addicted to gambling, waiting for me to support them in their old age. And below them, I have eight-year-old rebellious younger siblings in elementary school waiting to be fed. I have no choice.”
【A gambling dad, a sick mom, school-aged siblings, and a broken her… I’m crying, what about you guys?】
【Wait, let me do the math first. What’s eighty minus eight? Heroic parents! Still insisting on meeting the ‘three-child’ quota while being so elderly? I offer my deepest respects!】
The bullet comments were filled with laughter.
Even after rising to 99 yuan, the enthusiasm of the customers couldn’t be stopped. Su Yi had to urgently announce a limit on the number of slots.
The first customer connected, their voice sounding anxious: “Ahem, hello Streamer. My dog chewed on an orchid and has been vomiting ever since. We went to the hospital and got medicine, but there’s still no improvement. His spirits are very low, he’s totally listless. I don’t know where exactly he’s hurting; could you please help communicate with him?”
The person on the other end was physically “fully armed”—not a single strand of hair was visible, and they were using a voice changer.
Su Yi glanced at her ID, then looked at the dog’s head resting in her arms. “Hello, ‘Lavender.’ How should I address the dog?”
“His name is Flash—” Lavender blurted out before slamming on the brakes. “Get Out. His name is Get Out.”
“Alright, that’s a very… unique name. Hello, Get Out,” Su Yi said, her mind imagining the hilarious scene of the owner shouting “Get Out, come here!” while professionally asking, “Is there somewhere you’re feeling unwell?”
The dog only showed a black-and-white head on camera; it was clearly an intelligent Border Collie. Like its owner, it was wearing a pair of large sunglasses, looking very stylish.
Hearing her question, it only moved its head slightly and gave a lazy howl: “Even if I told you, you wouldn’t understand.”
“How do you know I won’t understand if you don’t say it?” Su Yi replied with a smile.
The dog’s head snapped upright instantly, and its body leaned forward, only to be dragged back by Lavender to ensure only the head remained in the frame.
Is it some celebrity who can’t reveal their identity? Even the dog is hidden so tightly. Su Yi scratched her chin.
【What a handsome dog! Damn, he’s handsomer than my boyfriend.】
【I showed this to my Border Collie and asked why he isn’t as handsome. He said the other dog definitely had plastic surgery.】
【Border Collies are the smartest dogs. I bet he won’t be like the previous animals, spilling tea the moment he opens his mouth. How disappointing.】
【Not necessarily. No matter how smart a Border Collie is, they’re only equivalent to a six or seven-year-old child. Kids that age have loose lips; they’ll say anything. Rubbing my hands in anticipation.】
Lavender was also worried about this. She was highly stressed, her hands loosely circling the dog’s neck. If this “ancestor” said anything that shouldn’t be said, she would cover its mouth immediately!
“Woof! You really can understand? Finally, an intelligent one has appeared among the humans,” the Border Collie complimented.
Meeting its approving gaze, Su Yi humbly accepted, “Thank you for the praise, Get Out.”
“My name isn’t ‘Get Out,’ it’s Lightning!” the Border Collie barked dissatisfyingly. “Little Lin called me the wrong name on purpose because she’s afraid of revealing our identity—”
It suddenly stopped, looking very annoyed. How did it let its tongue slip? As the smartest of the smart dogs, it never made such low-level mistakes.
It must be because it was the first time meeting a human who could talk to it; the novelty made it lose control. It would absolutely not let it happen a second time!
“Flash… what did ‘Get Out’ say, Streamer?” Lavender asked nervously.
Su Yi: “He said his name is Lightning, not Get Out.”
Hearing this, Lavender almost fainted. This ancestor! Sure enough, people in the bullet comments were already asking…
【Lightning? That name sounds so familiar. I feel like I’ve heard it somewhere.】
【It’s a common name. Cool horses and dogs all like to be called Lightning. It’s normal to find it familiar.】
【Wait a sec, my ‘idol’s’ baby is named Lightning. It couldn’t be his dog, right? Haha! If I find a sister-in-law by watching a livestream, I’ll die, haha!】
【Caught a fellow fan! LOL, it’s definitely not him. He just posted an update last night saying he was at home with his family, and Lightning was there too.】
The Border Collie was furious, barking at the screen: “You have no sense of honor! I told you the truth, and you sold me out the moment you turned around?!”
Su Yi corrected him: “I didn’t sell you out the moment I turned around. I sold you out right to your face.”
Border Collie: “…”
This is enough to kill a dog with rage!
“I’ll repeat the rules. Once you enter my stream, it is defaulted that I will truthfully disclose everything the pets say. I won’t be selective. If you feel your privacy cannot be guaranteed, please pay with caution,” Su Yi said solemnly.
From her previous streams, she already understood what the audience wanted to see. First, they wanted to see her communicate with animals; second, they wanted to eat “melons” (gossip).
Su Yi: Traffic code? Wealth code!
As for the owner’s privacy… gomenasai (sorry). One can only say: think twice before placing an order. She had warned them of the risks beforehand, so don’t blame her for leaking privacy after the fact.
At this moment, Lavender was incredibly conflicted.
To avoid being doxxed by the omnipotent netizens, it would be best to go offline immediately. But—she touched Lightning, who was still huffing and showing his teeth—this ancestor’s problem hadn’t been solved yet… Hmm? She felt a wave of doubt. Why did he seem so full of life again?
While Lavender was dazed, Su Yi looked at the huffy Border Collie. “Lightning, why are you still vomiting even after taking medicine? Was the texture of the orchid bad? Did it leave you with psychological trauma?”
“Woof! Who’s vomiting? I was faking it, okay? Is this a joke? I’d get trauma from an orchid? I didn’t even chew it!”
“So you’re saying you didn’t chew the orchid, and the vomiting is fake?” Su Yi spoke rapidly, and before the dog could react, she acted as if she had reached an epiphany. “I get it. You did it to get your owner’s attention? To make her care for you?”
The Border Collie barked loudly: “Not at all! I didn’t chew the orchid. He was having such intense ‘human harmony’ with someone that they knocked the pot over. He would definitely think Little Lin made a mistake at work and knocked it over, and he would have screamed at her—”
The barking stopped abruptly.
The Border Collie welded its mouth shut. Had it just said something? No, it had said nothing!
Lavender was confused. Was Lightning just arguing with the streamer? Did he suddenly shut up because he lost the argument? Wait a minute, did the streamer say Lightning didn’t chew the orchid? And the vomiting was fake?
Then what was she? What was she, who had spent the last two days terrified that something was wrong with him?! Wait… another minute. Lavender suddenly recalled the second half of the streamer’s words.
Her heart shook. She hugged the dog’s neck tightly and said with a sob, “Baby… so your nonchalance was just an act? You crave the Boss’s care and love that much? You were just pretending to be strong—”
“NO!!” The Border Collie struggled desperately, screaming hysterically. “Don’t talk nonsense! I didn’t! Who wants his care and love? He uses me as a tool to flirt with girls! Every time, I’m the one who has to go out. Do you know how many girls I’ve been forced to sell my ‘charms’ to just to help him flirt? Even when he gets criticized, he uses my photos to stabilize the fans!”
“He says he’s my ‘Daddy,’ but does he treat me like a son? He has zero respect for my dignity as a dog!”
Lavender: “Streamer, what is he saying? Is he feeling shy?”
Su Yi slowly shook her head, a mysterious smile appearing on her face.
“Lightning’s owner is your boss, right? He says he doesn’t want the owner’s care. The reason he pretended to chew the orchid was that he was worried your boss would blame you for a work error. The fake vomiting was probably to make the performance more realistic.”
“He also said that the orchid pot was knocked over because your boss was having ‘intense life harmony’ with someone. Also, your boss doesn’t treat him like a son; he uses him as a tool to pick up girls. He has to do the heavy lifting every time. Oh, and when the boss gets flamed, he posts the dog’s photos to appease the fans.”
Lightning the Border Collie: “?? No, wait! You sold me out just like that? What happened to being each other’s angels?”
Lavender’s vision went dark. Help!