Lu Zhou wore the custom-made blazer with absolutely nothing underneath. As Si Yin approached, he pulled her hand toward him and gave it a squeeze.
“Baby, help me put this on.”
Si Yin had never tried it before and found it quite amusing. Once the chain was fastened, her gaze became somewhat fixed. Lu Zhou was shy at first, but as he realized Si Yin’s eyes were lingering on him longer and longer, he instantly turned into a peacock in full bloom, showing off from every angle.
Internally, Si Yin marveled that Lu Zhou had the best physique she had ever seen. Suddenly, she felt a chill on her skin; the very chain she had just draped over him had somehow ended up on her own body.
Floating in and out of consciousness, she lost track of time. Si Yin was clearly being put through the wringer.
The clock finally struck midnight. Si Yin had been waiting for this exact moment. Having flirted with and provoked him on purpose just now, she could finally take her “revenge.”
“Surely President Lu wouldn’t lose his self-control, right?”
Her voice was soft and sweet, but her words were laced with provocation. Looking at the triumphant Si Yin on the bed, Lu Zhou let out a frustrated laugh and slowly closed in on her. A man caught up in the moment usually doesn’t care about the time, but today had already been long enough. Noticing the sudden spark of surprise in her eyes, he turned and headed for the bathroom.
Sensing the danger, Si Yin immediately closed her eyes and faked sleep. When she heard the sound of the shower, she breathed a sigh of relief.
Ever since they got together, their constant late-night antics often led to them not sleeping at night and not waking during the day. Consequently, they had planned two “Sages’ Days” per week. If either of them lost control during these two days, they had to “unlock” a new toy. Si Yin’s favorite happened to be the pair of silver handcuffs. It was her chance to see the usually stoic, commanding CEO transform into a whimpering puppy.
There were only two days left in the week.
A figure radiating the damp warmth of a shower settled beside her. “You’re not allowed in bed until you’ve dried off properly.”
After some rustling, Lu Zhou pulled Si Yin’s hand and placed it on himself. “How about now? Can I get in bed?” “Mhm…” “Mmmph…”
Si Yin gave a little shiver, but as she pressed closer, the cool sensation felt rather refreshing.
As the days passed, Si Yin grew a bit bored with being stuck at home with Lu Zhou every day, so she decided to go into the office. Lu Zhou was more than happy—he used to hate working, but now he wished he could be at the office every second.
“Where’s my secretary?”
Si Yin emerged from the lounge grumbling. This didn’t feel like working at all; it was pure cosplay. She felt like a lamb wandering into a tiger’s den. But since it was her own idea, she had to bite the bullet and go through with it.
“President Lu, what are your orders?”
She spoke through gritted teeth. It wasn’t that she was a great actress; he was the one demanding she play the part.
“Make me a cup of coffee!”
She picked up the cup on the desk and then set it back down. Lu Zhou took a sip. “Too bitter.” “Make it yourself then.” “Fine. I want a latte.”
Si Yin felt he was doing this on purpose—luring her out, saying these things, and then twisting her words. She was naturally unwilling. “It’s working hours.”
With one swift tug, Si Yin fell right into his lap. The power disparity was vast, and since he knew her every weak spot, it wasn’t long before they were lost in a passionate, fierce embrace…
A few days later, Lu Zhou was kneeling before Si Yin. “Baby, don’t go. I can’t live without you.”
Only then did Si Yin realize: she could literally be the President of her own company. Why was she here acting as a secretary? It was a total waste of talent. With the Lu family’s backing, the Si family’s company was thriving.
“Be a good boy. We’ll see each other when we get home tonight.”
Lu Zhou was having none of it. With so many “wild men” out there, he suddenly felt a crisis of security and wanted to be “officially licensed.”
“Go then, baby. But don’t forget to miss me!”
Si Yin felt she was finally getting her freedom; she didn’t suspect for a second why Lu Zhou was being so uncharacteristically easy to talk to. Of course, he used that as an excuse to keep her busy all night long.
As a result, when Si Yin woke up, she found Lu Zhou there… again. “President Si, I am your new secretary, Xiao Lu.” Lu Zhou had a devious, successful grin on his face.
Ahhhh! Lu Zhou, you big liar! I’ve been scammed! Si Yin decided to be even more demanding of him as her secretary, but things slowly started to veer off track again.
“If you don’t want those wandering hands of yours, I’ll chop them off!” Si Yin finally reached her limit, grabbing his “salty pig hands” and biting and twisting them.
After experiencing the life of a President for exactly one day, Si Yin announced she was quitting. Unfortunately, her timing was a bit off.
“I’m working this hard, and you still have the energy to think about other things?” “Wifey, are you tired of me?” Si Yin explained, “How could I be? I’ll never be tired of you.”
…
Just as Si Yin was getting caught up in the moment, Lu Zhou stopped. “Does this mean you’ll stay with me forever? Like, for a lifetime?” Si Yin nodded, wanting him to continue.
They had reached the legal age to marry the previous month, and Lu Zhou had been planning a proposal. But this coincidence was too good to pass up; he’d regret it if he didn’t seize the chance.
Suddenly, Si Yin opened her eyes and realized she was in a car. Her mind immediately jumped to some R-rated scenarios, and she snapped in embarrassment: “Lu Zhou, can’t you give it a rest? How can you do this in a car?”
Then she realized something was wrong. Lu Zhou suppressed a laugh, his tone suggestive. “If you want to try it in a car next time, I’m willing.” “Haha…” “Wait, why did you bring me to the Civil Affairs Bureau?”
“To get married. Didn’t you promise yesterday to be with me for a lifetime? Are you going back on your word?” By the end, Lu Zhou’s gaze turned dangerous, looking as if he wouldn’t let her leave the car if she dared refuse. Si Yin took the hint and shook her head rapidly.
Taking advantage of her distraction, Lu Zhou nipped her cheek in mock retaliation. He didn’t use much force, but her fair skin was left glistening with someone’s saliva. Si Yin rubbed her face, only making the spot turn red.
“You’re so childish! Are we going in to get the certificate or not?” “You’re actually willing?” In the end, Lu Zhou got his wish.
Life didn’t change much after getting their marriage certificate, except for one thing: Si Yin was proposed to every single day. She couldn’t understand why he kept proposing over and over when she had already said yes.
Until one night, thinking she was asleep, Lu Zhou whispered—either to himself or to her: “Baby, wifey… I never gave you a formal ceremony for our dating or our marriage. You must be so sad! I have to punish myself. I must propose ninety-nine times before we can hold the wedding.”
Exactly who is being punished here?!
Once she knew the truth, Si Yin cooperated with him every day. Day 1: “I do.” Day 2: “I do.” After several days of this, Si Yin finally snapped. “It’s the same every day! Aren’t you bored?!”
Lu Zhou realized his mistake and apologized sincerely. He changed his tactics: every day he wore a different outfit. It started with suits, then sportswear, then school uniforms, then professional uniforms. Seeing a handsome man every morning cured Si Yin’s grumpiness—the uniforms, in particular, made her very happy.
By the ninety-ninth proposal, Si Yin felt like her waist was going to break. Finally, the wedding could happen. After the ceremony, they immediately went on a honeymoon, leaving everything to Assistant Lin. Over the next few years, the number of assistants grew from one to six—all named Lin. Assistant Lin 1 and Assistant Lin 2 even ended up together.
Their romance was quite dramatic: they went out for a business deal, drank too much, and had an “indescribable” encounter. Friends-with-benefits turned into a committed relationship.
Recently, Si Yin became obsessed with “CEO falls for me” novels. In these books, the CEO’s mother always hands a check to the “white flower” female lead to make her leave her son.
Having been married for so long, she had never met her mother-in-law. Was it because the mother-in-law disapproved, and Lu Zhou was keeping them apart?
When Lu Zhou found out what she was thinking, he took her on another trip. In the middle of their travels, they met his parents. They were a deeply loving couple who had left to travel the world the moment Lu Zhou was capable of taking over the busines
Lu Zhou occasionally had to attend business functions personally. During one social event, a business partner was holding a baby—a soft, fragrant little thing that suddenly produced incredibly stinky poop.
Si Yin loved being clean; she definitely wouldn’t want to give birth to a “stink-bomb” like that. Consequently, from that day on, the Lu Group began researching how men could conceive and carry children.
Only about half the people supported the research initially. Someone leaked the news, and everyone expected the stock price to tank—but instead, it skyrocketed. No one argues with profit, so they went into full-scale research.
As a male lead who didn’t turn “dark” despite the broken world, Lu Zhou’s luck was already off the charts. With Si Yin as the new female lead of the world, her added fortune made the “male pregnancy” research a success.
So, in this world, it was Lu Zhou who gave birth to their child.