“I don’t have a condom. It’s not that I’m unwilling.”
In her hazy state, Lin Zheng heard someone speaking beside her.
The man’s voice was deep and incredibly pleasant to listen to.
Lin Zheng thought, Am I dreaming?
But why could she only hear his voice and not see anything?
As she wondered about this, she slowly opened her eyes and found herself staring at an incredibly handsome face.
The man was ridiculously good-looking—far more handsome than every male lead Lin Zheng had ever seen in those domineering-CEO dramas!
He was so handsome that she couldn’t even find words to describe him.
Lin Zheng giggled foolishly. “So I really am dreaming!”
She reached out her claws and rubbed the man’s handsome face, looking like a shameless little pervert.
“Baby, come here. Come into Big Sis’s arms!”
“Big Sis will pamper you!”
She had never even dreamed of a man this handsome before. Since she finally got the chance, she had to enjoy it.
She couldn’t have a handsome man in real life, but surely she could have one in her dreams, right?
She wasn’t asking for much.
Gu Yanche stepped backward, dodging the hand that was reaching toward his chest, and frowned slightly.
“I don’t have a condom. Does it have to be today?”
A condom? What condom? She’s dreaming!
She’s the master of her own dream!
Lin Zheng put on an unhappy expression.
“Not today. I want it now! Right now! Immediately!”
“Come here!”
“Let me lick—”
Gu Yanche’s pupils trembled violently.
“Lin Zheng, what did you say?”
“My feet!”
Lin Zheng casually stretched out her fair little feet.
Oh. Her feet. Not…
Gu Yanche breathed a sigh of relief. He touched Lin Zheng’s forehead.
“No fever.”
Seeing that teasing him had no effect, Lin Zheng found it rather strange.
This dream is way too lame!
Lin Zheng gave him a lustful look.
“Can’t I have a fever?”
She put on a coquettish voice.
“Big Brother~ Come here~ I want you~”
Goosebumps covered Gu Yanche from head to toe.
He quickly backed away two steps and warily stared at Lin Zheng.
“Not today.”
No room for negotiation.
Lin Zheng: “…”
Gu Yanche added, “Calm yourself down. If that doesn’t work, go take a cold shower.”
With that, he hurried out, as though afraid Lin Zheng would cling to him.
Lin Zheng stretched out an Erkang-style hand toward him.
“Big Brother~ Don’t go~ Don’t go~”
She shouted several times, but the man didn’t return.
Lin Zheng muttered, “So even the handsome men in dreams can fly away.”
She flopped back down to sleep when a voice suddenly appeared inside her head.
[Host, host! System 001 is sincerely at your service!]
The voice exploded inside her mind.
Lin Zheng immediately sat upright again, looking left and right.
“What 001? Who’s talking?”
“Handsome guy? Is that you? You just couldn’t bear to leave me after all, so you came back to throw yourself into my arms?”
System: [001 is neither a person nor a handsome guy. 001 is a system! Host, you’ve transmigrated into a book!]
System: [You’ll understand once you see it, okay!]
Along with a slight ache in her head, countless memories flooded into Lin Zheng’s mind.
Scene after scene of ridiculous, melodramatic nonsense hit her like a bolt of lightning!
She had transmigrated into a novel called The Cold-Blooded CEO’s Little Wife, becoming one of its cannon-fodder female supporting characters!
Lin Zheng was very frugal—stingy—and read free novels on a certain tomato reading app.
When she discovered that the female supporting character in The Cold-Blooded CEO’s Little Wife had the same name as her and an absolutely miserable ending, she transformed into a keyboard warrior and ruthlessly cursed the author.
“Damn you, author! My name is so beautiful, and you made me a female supporting character who dies young! Do you have any morals?”
“I’m just asking you, do you have any morals…”
She became so emotionally worked up that she fell backward, smashing the back of her head hard against the floor.
“Ugh… help… help…”
And thus, a talented young woman and professional novel-ranter met her untimely end!
Lin Zheng regretted it terribly.
Just because of a female supporting character who happened to share her name, she had paid for it with her own life!
What an idiot!
Who could have imagined that an ordinary, overworked wage slave like her would transmigrate into a novel just because she stayed up late ranting about The Cold-Blooded CEO’s Little Wife?
In the original novel, “Lin Zheng” took in the amnesiac CEO Gu Yanche. Three months later, she was abandoned.
Eventually, unable to obtain what she wanted from him, she went completely insane and was sent off to a psychiatric hospital, where her story came to an end!
“Lin Zheng” had watched far too many domineering-CEO romance dramas on television since she was little. She dreamed every day that some overbearing CEO would fall in love with her!
Especially after discovering the unconscious male lead, Gu Yanche, by the seaside, his handsome and striking face captivated her completely.
She brought Gu Yanche home and firmly believed that he was her Prince Charming!
Taking advantage of his amnesia, she lied and told him that she was the woman he loved most.
She even wanted to consummate their relationship and become his wife!
She felt that if she missed out on Gu Yanche, she would never find another top-quality man who looked better than him!
Yes, “Lin Zheng” wasn’t merely bold.
She was insanely bold!
While Gu Yanche was unconscious, she stripped him completely naked and looked him over from head to toe!
After conducting her own thorough “inspection,” Lin Zheng concluded that Gu Yanche was exceptionally well-endowed.
He perfectly matched the image of a domineering CEO from novels and television dramas—and perfectly matched her fantasies!
A perfect man needed three things measuring 180.
A height of 180 centimeters, a certain measurement of 180 millimeters, and a house of 180 square meters!
Gu Yanche was over 180 centimeters tall, and that was over 18 centimeters too!
The only thing he didn’t have was a house.
But “Lin Zheng” simply assumed he did!
A man this handsome and tall couldn’t possibly be homeless!
He was merely a fallen prince who needed her to save him.
If she took advantage of his amnesia and became intimate with him, turning him into her husband, she would never have to worry about food or clothing again!
At worst, Gu Yanche might turn out to be broke.
But that didn’t matter either. A man this handsome could never starve, even if he had to sell himself.
“Lin Zheng” had already imagined the worst-case scenario, and she felt she could accept even that!
After Gu Yanche regained consciousness, she became obsessed with getting intimate with him.
But although Gu Yanche had lost his memories, he wasn’t an idiot.
Every time the original host tried to get intimate with him, he found all sorts of excuses to avoid her.
So far, the original host had only successfully ambushed him with a few kisses on the cheek.
As for getting close enough to “eat Tang Monk’s flesh”?
That was impossible!
After Gu Yanche rejected her advances once again, “Lin Zheng” became so furious that she went completely berserk, screaming and shouting.
She ran around the room like the Monkey King himself!
Why?! Why wouldn’t Gu Yanche sleep with her?!
No!
She was going to buy some medicine when she got back!
She would drug Gu Yanche with the kind of aphrodisiac used to induce pigs to mate. She wanted Gu Yanche to sleep with her!
She absolutely wouldn’t give up!
As she imagined it, she seemed to see Gu Yanche burning with desire and having no choice but to want her!
She pounded her chest and laughed wildly.
But in her excitement, disaster struck.
Her foot slipped, and her entire body fell backward!
The back of her head slammed against the hard floor.
And she was dead.
That was when Lin Zheng transmigrated into her body.
Thinking about the original host’s outrageous behavior, Lin Zheng genuinely didn’t know what to say.
Then she thought about herself.
She wasn’t much better than the original either.
Who else would transmigrate into a novel just because they complained about it?
Probably only her!
Lin Zheng was on the verge of tears.
Heavens! Earth! Queen Mother of the West! Jade Emperor! Buddha! Guanyin Bodhisattva!
What exactly did I do wrong?!
If I did something wrong, then please just make me infertile for the rest of my life!
Why do you have to punish me like this?!
The system suddenly appeared in a cute, childish voice.
System: [Host, don’t be sad! 001 is here! As long as Host completes the missions and follows the plot, you can go home!]
System: [Host, difficulties are only temporary. The process may be tortuous, but the ending will be beautiful. You have to believe in yourself!]
System: [001 believes Host is the best!]
Lin Zheng hung her head dejectedly.
“What if I don’t do the missions?”
System: [You’ll quickly be taken offline and won’t be able to come back online.]
Lin Zheng: “Can’t you just say I’ll die?”
The system tried to defend itself.
System: [But Host isn’t dead yet. 001 believes in Host…]
Lin Zheng: “…”
“If I complete the missions, do I get a reward? Or do I just get to stay alive and go home?”
The system’s voice immediately became cheerful.
System: [Of course there’s a reward! Host can take four billion yuan home with her!]