To keep his girlfriend from being disappointed and to give the two of them the best possible experience, Gu Yanche washed himself especially thoroughly this time, taking great care.
The areas he usually washed hastily were scrubbed carefully tonight, making sure there wasn’t any unusual odor.
Up and down, left and right, he washed himself completely clean.
Outside, Lin Zheng was genuinely annoyed with Gu Yanche.
Where was the thing?
Couldn’t he give it to her before taking a shower?
Usually, she could complain to the system, but that damn system was truly something else. It had run off again just to eat popsicles!
What kind of system ate more than thirty popsicles a day?
Lin Zheng was impressed.
She sat on the bed scrolling through videos as she waited.
Not that she was complaining, but Gu Yanche was taking way too long tonight. Was he trying to scrub a layer of skin off himself?
She waited and waited.
Finally, Gu Yanche came out!
He came out—
Lin Zheng covered her eyes. “Ah! Gu Yanche, why aren’t you wearing any clothes?!”
Gu Yanche looked at the towel wrapped around his waist, then met Lin Zheng’s eyes through the gaps between her fingers.
“I am.”
The important parts were covered.
He was leaving her a little surprise.
Lin Zheng felt like it was more of a shock!
If she wanted to look, couldn’t she just sneak a peek?
She lowered her hands and scanned him from top to bottom.
Damn, he was seriously built!
Her gaze eventually stopped lower down, at the indescribable area.
A huge bulge was practically pushing the towel away!
It was hard for Lin Zheng to ignore!
Was he… not wearing underwear?
Gu Yanche felt the heat of his girlfriend’s gaze. He walked toward her and stood beside the bed, leaning slightly toward her.
“Didn’t you always want it before?”
“I’ll agree this time.”
His face reddened. He unclenched his fist, revealing a condom in his hand.
“But we haven’t bought a house yet. Let’s enjoy some time as a couple first. Later, after I make enough money to buy a house, we’ll think about having children.”
“We have to use protection.”
Lin Zheng really, truly had a fear of giant things!
She backed away a little. “Gu Yanche, didn’t you say you bought me some milk?”
Gu Yanche had been thinking along those lines, but facing Lin Zheng, he suddenly found it difficult to say.
“…Mine. Do you want the one on top or the one underneath?”
Lin Zheng’s eyes widened.
Wait, he meant—
Holy crap!
Lin Zheng hurriedly pulled the blanket over herself.
“Gu Yanche, you’re such a pervert!”
“Don’t come over!”
“I’m afraid your enoki mushroom will poke me!”
Gu Yanche’s face turned unbelievably red.
He had been nervous, but the moment he heard Lin Zheng say that, he felt like he could do it right now!
His girlfriend was still doubting him.
He clearly wasn’t an enoki mushroom!
He had to prove his ability to his girlfriend!
Gu Yanche knelt beside the bed and tugged at Lin Zheng’s blanket. Lin Zheng clung tightly to it, refusing to let him take it away!
She was only wearing a camisole and shorts tonight, both made of thin material. If he pulled too hard, they might actually tear!
Even at a moment like this, Lin Zheng’s mind was still filled with all sorts of inappropriate thoughts.
And because of the angle, she saw it!
Gu Yanche’s voice was hoarse. “Lin Zheng, didn’t you always want me?”
“We’re boyfriend and girlfriend. Why are you hiding from me?”
Seeing Lin Zheng reject him, he let go, but he looked deeply wounded, as though his desires had gone unsatisfied.
His exposed arm was slightly bulging with muscle, his shoulders broad and waist narrow, with only a piece of fabric covering him.
Combined with that face of his, his appeal was simply too strong.
Lin Zheng was certain that there wasn’t a woman alive who wouldn’t be tempted.
She swallowed, but her eyes kept drifting toward that area.
Holy crap!
It was actually sticking out!
Cover yourself properly!
Lin Zheng pointed at him, her finger trembling slightly.
“Gu Yanche, you—you need to cover yourself!”
Gu Yanche looked down and adjusted the towel.
“It’s too big. The towel isn’t enough to cover it.”
Lin Zheng: “…”
Her entire face turned bright red.
“You! Put your clothes back on!”
“Don’t take anything off, and don’t even think about it!”
Gu Yanche was excited.
He was going to think about it. He couldn’t help thinking about it, especially when he was in front of her. He didn’t even want to wear clothes around her!
She was his girlfriend. She loved him so much, so naturally she wanted all of him.
Just like he wanted all of her.
Gu Yanche knelt and moved closer. Under Lin Zheng’s stunned gaze, he wrapped his arms around her, blanket and all.
The force was so strong that Lin Zheng suspected he was trying to squeeze her to death!
Gu Yanche’s voice was hoarse.
“Lin Zheng, why? You said before that I belonged to you. Why don’t you want me anymore?”
“Or do you think it’s too ugly and you don’t like it?”
Lin Zheng struggled with all her strength.
She struggled harder.
She used every ounce of strength she had!
But he was like an impenetrable wall, holding her firmly in place.
Lin Zheng looked at his muscular arm and gave up struggling.
“What are you talking about? I didn’t see anything!”
Gu Yanche said hoarsely, “You did see it. You even stared at it.”
There had been shock, doubt, and some other emotion in her eyes.
He wasn’t entirely sure what she meant.
Was she disgusted by him?
Lin Zheng: Fine, she had indeed seen it!
But she had only seen half of it!
Well, seeing half of it was enough to get a pretty good idea of the whole thing!
It was practically a bottomless abyss of a monster!
Seeing that Gu Yanche was holding her but wasn’t forcing her to do anything, Lin Zheng relaxed slightly.
“Gu Yanche, I have a fear of giant things.”
“You know that. I’m scared of big things.”
“You’re so big that I’m scared just looking at you.”
“You can’t blame me. Who told you to grow so big?”
Gu Yanche: “…”
Being big was a problem now?
Had he learned the wrong thing? Other women liked big ones, but his little meatball didn’t?
But he was naturally this big. Was he supposed to undergo surgery to make it smaller?
Gu Yanche asked, “You like them enoki-mushroom-sized?”
Lin Zheng gritted her teeth and admitted, “Yes. Enoki-mushroom-sized is just right. There’s no strange foreign-body sensation, and I imagine the experience would be better too!”
Gu Yanche loosened his hold slightly and looked directly at her.
Lin Zheng widened her eyes, looking as though she was daring him to challenge her.
He lightly flicked the soft flesh of her cheek and chuckled.
“Looks like you don’t actually like enoki mushrooms either.”
Lin Zheng stubbornly said, “They’re my favorite. Enoki mushrooms are delicious and pretty, and they’re cheap. That’s what makes them good!”
Ahhhhh!
She didn’t like enoki mushrooms!
They were too small!
Waaah!
Seeing her obviously insincere expression, Gu Yanche understood.
“Enoki mushrooms are pretty good, but king oyster mushrooms are even better. You have to be brave enough to try them. Once you do, you’ll know how good they are.”
“King oyster mushrooms have more meat than enoki mushrooms, so they’re better!”
“And they don’t cost anything!”
Lin Zheng: Damn it!
She was never going to be able to look at a king oyster mushroom normally again!
“I don’t like them even if they’re free!”
Gu Yanche didn’t know what to do with her.
Just because she didn’t want it now didn’t mean she wouldn’t want it in the future.
He would let her get used to it slowly.
Lin Zheng felt his arms tightening around her, accompanied by increasingly heavy breathing.
“Gu Yanche, if you really can’t hold it anymore, go take a cold shower and cool yourself down!” she suggested.
Gu Yanche rested his chin on the top of her head, his broad chest holding her petite, soft body close.
He wanted to fiercely—
In the end, he still let her go and stood up to head for the bathroom.
Lin Zheng hurriedly wiped the sweat from her forehead.
“Oh my God! Gu Yanche has gone crazy! He really wants to sleep with me!”
“As expected, male leads are all horndogs! The moment they see a woman, they want to sleep with her!”
She muttered complaints under her breath and hurriedly changed into the original body’s long-sleeved top and long pants.
She finally felt a little safer.
No wonder the original Lin Zheng always said she was a conservative woman.
Now she understood.
It was because Gu Yanche was anything but conservative!
Give him the slightest encouragement and he’d take the bait!
Lin Zheng recalled Gu Yanche’s body just now.
She couldn’t deny that she had felt a tiny bit stirred up too.
She began furiously punching her pillow.
“No! It’s not time to sleep with him yet!”
“001 said I have to take it slowly, have a plan, study the situation, and make my move carefully! Not jump into bed with him now!”
Lin Zheng buried her head under the blanket.
“Ahhhh! If I can’t do it now, then can’t I at least touch him now?”
“Touching should be okay, right?”
“Ahhh! No! I can’t even think about it! Thinking about it is a sin too!”
“Ahhh! I really want to touch him…”