"180!"
BONG!
"Mother, bless these souls, they do not know what lust can do to a person."
"Oh, it’s already morning. Meaning you three will miss your first day in the new semester. Excuse me, I have to do my work. I will be back in a bit."
With that, Sister Maren left us alone under the protection of the holy Mother, to look at our past imperfect selves and sit with the truth. But by the blessings of the holy Mother, we have overcome lust as a whole.
Fuck, who am I kidding. I swear to God this bell purification ritual would make any person turn to the church. But I’m built different.
Back in my day, we roasted church on the internet.
I can’t see clearly, everything is tripled and different shades than I remember. And I can’t hear any sounds besides the bell. I’ll tell you how it feels, but there’s nothing to feel. I don’t feel.
My inner monologue is just BONG!!
I found myself asleep. I was lying down in a bed, then my body subconsciously woke up. Then I heard another BONG! in my head~
The sound of the bell will traumatize me for life. I actually passed out, obviously, who wouldn’t, and now I’m back in my room.
⟨ Who hurt my poor baby? Did big sister scare you? Come to mommy, mommy will read you a bedtime story. ⟩
"Please stop."
⟨ Aw, you are no fun. Anyway, tell me which girl you’re going for, and quick. You have already wasted one day. ⟩
One day? She should have told me sooner! I looked around and realized that it’s already night.
ᕙ Lilathea’s Blade Harem System! ᕗ
⟨ Evolution state: Mortal human. ⟩
⟨ Rank: E. ⟩
⟨ Compatibility rate: 34. ⟩
⟨ Casllay mana points: 0. ⟩
⟨ Lifespan remaining: 73 hours, 47 minutes. ⟩
"Oh no, I have to rizz up that elf mommy in four days now."
⟨ It’s not going to be easy. She was outcast by her own tribe for being a half-elf. She may have a grudge against humans. ⟩
"So I just have to act as if I’m different from other humans, which I am, I don’t have to act. So the victory will be mine."
⟨ Hmm. And how are you planning to pursue her? ⟩
Alright, Lilathea is right. How? Saelith is an elf and is Rank Z. I don’t care about ranks, but we have nothing in common. It’s not like I’m rizzing up a modern chick.
"... Huh. First, tell me what other things this system can offer."
ᕙ Lilathea’s Blade Harem System! ᕗ
⟨ Skills: A skill is basically a magical ability humans shouldn’t possess under normal circumstances. It will be upgradable, sometimes not, and some are one time use. ⟩
⟨ Combat: You can enhance your combat abilities. Reflexes, vitality, strength, etc. But it will have a max limit according to your Evolution state. ⟩
⟨ Potions: You can pretty much buy any potions. But the cost will vary, depending on how much material you have or are lacking. ⟩
⟨ Magical sex toys: Same as potions. These are for both male and female. I will leave the rest to your imagination. ⟩
"Ohh shit, this much variety! What do we have for magical sex toys?"
The panel shifted to another frame, a gacha-style system, rows and columns of cards. On every card there was an image of a sex toy, below the image its name, materials, price, and price for each material as well.
Almost all of them look questionable, disgusting, and don’t look functional to me — tentacles, slimes with teeth, gems with spirits.
What is all of this? Then my eyes noticed a price.
"2000 with the materials. And 10000 without materials. This is robbery! You mean to tell me this slime costs the same as my lifespan!"
⟨ Magical sex toys are a luxury in this world. And they run on mana, so they are going to be expensive. But there are some cheaper ones too. ⟩
ᕙ Lilathea’s Toy Section! ᕗ
⟨ Name: Hummer Bell. ⟩
⟨ Material: Body of a hummer beetle. Breed will define its intensity. ⟩
⟨ Cost with material: 30 Casllay. Cost without material: 400 Casllay. ⟩
⟨ The hummer beetle is a species of beetle with the most amount of breeds. They are found specifically in cave forests. ⟩
⟨ This is like a modern vibrator, but better in every way possible. Runs on mana, knows the good spots, intense, and will make anyone cum in seconds. ⟩
"Ohh yeah, the Hummer Bell!! I see what you did there."
⟨ Mistaken. You couldn’t be more wrong. But you can use this on Sister Maren as revenge, when you target her, of course. ⟩
I looked at the image; it does have that beetle shape to it, with just the main body, and it doesn’t look as disgusting as the others. I genuinely like the idea.
Imagine Sister Maren naked, with one or more of these on her pussy as she just melts down from pleasure.
"It’s a fair price, but I have to cave dive for this. And Sister Maren is not the main target right now."
⟨ I have toys for elves. They are rather costly. Would you like to see them? ⟩
"No thanks. I don’t want to see those things. Show me what skills I can get."
ᕙ Lilathea’s Skills! ᕗ
⟨ Lilathea’s Six Senses: You will be able to sense another person’s sexual desires, kinks, fetishes. Even the darker ones if upgraded. Cost: 1000 Casllay. ⟩
⟨ Lilathea’s Vision: These eyes will grant you the ability to see the pleasure points on a person’s body. This will come in handy if the species is different. Cost: 1000 casllay. ⟩
⟨ Kinky Scent: This ability basically makes your body scent instant for the play. Females with a lower compatibility rate will feel a natural sexual attraction to you. It can change depending on the species you want to attract. Cost: 1000 Casllay. ⟩
⟨ Kinky Nose: This is for the safety of your nose. Sex is a rather smelly act, and different species smell different. So you’ll definitely need this in the future if you love your nose. You will have zero trouble with a half-human, though. Cost: 1000 Casllay. ⟩
"Wait. Stop. Nothing is cheap? I have less than four days."
I scratched my head and screamed because nothing came to mind.
"Come on, you should have at least thought of a starting bonus for me."
⟨ I spent the last amount of mana I had on your transmigration and on the system core. Okay?! ⟩
⟨ But I suppose you could sign a mana loan contract, if you like. ⟩
What?
"You are equivalent to the government! Seriously! What the fuck is a mana loan!"