Su Meimei was so angry her face turned bright red; that jerk was obviously doing this on purpose to antagonize her.
So, Little Witch furiously pounced on Li Fei, raising her little fists to hit him.
As an ancient martial artist with profound skill, Li Fei had no pressure dealing with this delicate young woman.
He simply grabbed Su Meimei’s little hand in his, and suddenly felt a refreshing sensation in his palm.
Smooth and tender, just like top-quality satin, and a wave of virgin fragrance hit him in an instant…
However, the next second, while Li Fei was immersed in the land of gentleness, a gush of hot spring burst forth…
and this hot spring even carried the scent of stomach acid.
To put it precisely, because Little Witch Su Meimei had suddenly thrown up— her petite, sexy mouth was perfectly aimed at Li Fei’s head, and in an instant, Li Fei literally became a drenched chicken!
The funniest part was that the few stalks of greens she ate for breakfast hadn’t been digested yet; they spewed all over Li Fei’s face and head—a truly unbearable sight!
The classroom erupted in a roar of laughter, with the girls looking at poor Li Fei with eyes filled with pity…
Su Meimei finally felt better after throwing up and embarrassingly pulled out a tissue to wipe her mouth, “Um, that, I’m really sorry.
It wasn’t on purpose…”
Li Fei took a tissue from Su Meimei’s hand, randomly wiping his face, and thought resentfully, “Miss, can you give me a heads-up before you puke next time?”
“I just told you, I wasn’t feeling well…”
Seeing Li Fei’s unrelenting face, Little Witch’s stubborn temperament flared up again, “Hmph, why the long face!
I threw up because of you, didn’t I?”
Crap, this statement made all the single dogs completely lose hope.
So, Beauty Su getting pregnant was real, and the child was indeed Li Fei’s—this bumpkin really must have struck **** luck.
Ah, such a beautiful flower, and now it’s stuck in whatnot.
But what Su Meimei meant was that she had drunk too much soup in the morning, and then this Li Fei drove so wildly, even reaching over 200 mph in the city area, which filled Beauty Su with a bellyful of cold air, causing stomach discomfort, which then led to vomiting all her undigested breakfast on Li Fei’s face.
Ah, it was all this guy’s fault for bringing it upon himself.
But obviously, Chen Feng misunderstood Su Meimei’s words.
Hearing that Li Fei had gotten his dream goddess pregnant, Chen Feng could no longer contain his anger.
He swung his frail fists and marched forward intending to teach Li Fei a lesson.
“Damn it, how dare you defile my goddess Meimei, I will not let you off easily!” Chen Feng cursed as he swung his fists at Li Fei.
With his body already at superhuman level, Li Fei easily dealt with Chen Feng’s pathetic skills.
There was no need even to dodge; he simply stretched out his right fist and forcefully blocked the opponent while launching a lightning-fast punch.
Without surprise, his straight punch landed on Chen Feng’s cheek.
The next second, Chen Feng staggered back a few steps and then fell flat on his back.
Blood trickled from his mouth along with two blood-stained teeth!
Struggling to get up, he eventually fell back down again, crying and moaning nonstop, his previous arrogance gone and dumped in the men’s bathroom.
You know, this Chen Feng was also quite a tough character.
Although skinny, he was quick on his feet.
None of the school’s heavier guys weighing over 200 pounds were his match.
In the entire Boduo College, there were hardly any who could outfight Mr.
Chen—but today, he had met his match in Li Fei, and he lost without dignity.
As the class leader of the first-year students, Wang Yuqi naturally had to step forward—Li Fei, being a transfer student who had just started school and was already fighting, certainly needed some disciplining, “Hey, Li Fei, it’s only your first day at school and you’re already fighting.
Isn’t that a bit too much?”
“Oh, you’re the class leader, huh?
But even you can’t just lie with your eyes open, right?
He attacked me from behind first, and then I fought back.
This is called self-defense, you know?
Do you understand?”
“I only saw you hitting him.
I don’t understand what self-defense is…”
“Ha ha…” Li Fei led the laughter with malicious intent, followed by a few naughty, long-haired boys who laughed like hooligans, and then the whole class burst into laughter!
Playing innocent, huh?
Don’t know what masturbation is, huh?
Here, take this cucumber.
If that’s too thin for you, go with an eggplant or maybe even a beer bottle!
Li Fei smirked devilishly, “Yuqi, it’s okay not to play innocent.
We can teach you about masturbation, for free.
Want to learn?”
Wang Yuqi only then realized the deep meaning in Li Fei’s words.
Seeing those few poor students making fun of her, she blushed so deeply it was as though she were a ripe red apple in autumn.
Damn that Li Fei, making her lose face in front of the whole class—she would definitely remember this and get back at him someday…
“Hmph, shameless, jerk…”
Wang Yuqi, like a wounded little beast, huddled in her seat, her face buried in her desk, cheeks glowing red.
“Hey hey, big class leader, you are mad, huh?
I’m sitting next to you; you won’t assault me, right?”
“Hmph!” Wang Yuqi gave him a ferocious glare, wishing she could devour him alive.
Just then, Su Meimei’s sweet and coquettish voice came from behind, “Li Fei, it’s break time now.
Come out and eat something with me.
I’m really hungry…”
Damn, no wonder she’s hungry after vomiting so much, but Li Fei wasn’t in the mood to eat.
Looking at the pieces of green vegetables that had fallen from his head, a wave of nausea overwhelming him like an overturning river, “Look at me, covered in mess from your puke.
You believe I can eat?
Just go eat by yourself!”
“Whatever!” Then, Su Meimei tossed the mansion keys in front of Li Fei, “Here are the front door keys.
You better go home and take a shower quickly; it’s embarrassing…”
Damn, you still know what embarrassing is?
Then why don’t you stop vomiting everywhere?
Even spitting in public gets you fined fifty by the police, so that should be at least five hundred just for vomiting!
But this remark from Su Meimei made those single dogs feel all kinds of emotions.
Damn, this bumpkin really hit the **** luck—not only did he impregnate Beauty Su, but he was even cohabiting with her!
What merits and virtues did this guy have to get such a good deal?
Why couldn’t it ever be us, those tall, rich, and handsome ones?
However, Little Witch Su Meimei didn’t feel the slightest remorse towards Li Fei, “Also, you reek, don’t even think of driving my car.
If you make my car stink, you’ll pay for it.
Forget it, just walk home.
I’ll ask for leave for you with the teacher since you wouldn’t understand the lesson anyway…”
Damn it, this woman is really f***ing annoying—I stink because you drenched me with your vomit!
But skipping school on the first day and having someone ask for leave felt pretty awesome…
So, Li Fei happily skipped his first class at Boduo College, elated.
Returning to the Su Mansion, Li Fei stripped off immediately, flinging his shirt and kicking off his pants, leaving only his boxer briefs as he headed straight into the shower room, leaving the door unlocked—after all, at this time, the Su Sisters wouldn’t be home, and there wasn’t anyone else around to catch a glimpse of him.