One Hundred Questions (Part 1)
The following uses Z & J as abbreviations.
1. Names?
Z: Zhou Shou
J: Ji Chi
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2. Age?
Z: 30
J: 20
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3. Birthday?
Z: May 14
J: April 17
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4. How would you describe your own personality?
Z: My coworkers all say I’m pretty domineering. Little cub sometimes says that too. So… probably domineering? I’m also kind of insecure.
J: My friends say I have a savior complex, but I think I just don’t really care about most things.
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5. The other person’s personality?
Z: Absolutely perfect.
J: A bit twisted, not easy to communicate with sometimes… maybe even a little self-destructive.
Z: No good points at all?
J: …He’s good at cooking.
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6. Where did you two meet?
Z: The first time I saw him was at a bar.
J: Convenience store.
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7. First impression of the other person?
Z: Has a really beautiful singing voice, and looks good too.
J: Crazy.
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8. What do you like about the other person?
Z: Every single part of him.
J: Hmm, honestly, I don’t really know what “liking” feels like. But he needs me, and he brought something different into my life. I really like that.
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9. What do you dislike about the other person?
Z: None. I fully approve of Ji Chi 🙂
J: He’s still too domineering!
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10. Do you think you two are compatible?
Z: Not really. I left too bad of a first impression—no matter what I do, I can’t make up for it.
J: What counts as “compatible”? If being comfortable together counts, then yeah, I guess we are.
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11. What do you call the other person?
Z: Little cub, baby, my good boy…
J: Just his full name. Am I boring?
Z: Not boring. I like it. It makes me feel secure.
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12. How do you want to be called by the other person?
Z: Anything’s fine.
J: As long as it’s not… that’s fine.
Z: Hm?
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13. What does the other person like to do most?
Z: Sleeping in, acting cute, secretly staying up late, secretly ordering takeout for midnight snacks… (gets his mouth covered)
J: Sleeping while holding me.
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14. If you were to give a gift to the other person, what would it be?
Z: Something like a necklace or a ring. I want to keep him close.
J: A handmade gift. I only want him to receive something I made myself.
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15. Which part of the other person do you like the most?
Z: I like every part of him 🙂
J: His hands. Every time he holds mine, they’re so warm.
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16. Favorite season?
Z: Winter. That’s when we got together.
J: Winter! Snow is super fun!
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17. What kind of intimate contact do you like more?
Z: Hugging.
J: Holding hands.
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18. Who has the stronger possessiveness?
Z: Me.
J: Him.
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19. How would you introduce each other to your friends or coworkers?
Z: My wife.
J: …
Z: ?
J: My… partner.
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20. How do you split house chores?
Z: …We have a housekeeper.
J: I swear, you rich people are too much.
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21. How far has your relationship gone?
Z: We’ve done everything. Lately, we’re even thinking about going abroad to get our marriage certificate.
J: …
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22. Where was your first date?
Z: Strictly speaking, it was the time we played in the snow together.
J: Mm-hmm.
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23. What was the atmosphere like back then?
Z: Great.
J: I really liked it.
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24. How far did things go at that time?
Z: We did everything we were supposed to.
J: I’m gonna fight you…
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25. Where do you usually go on dates?
J: Probably my school, since I spend most of my time there. I’ve got so much coursework.
Z: The convenience store counts too, I guess.
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26. What do you do if you stay home on weekends?
J: Sleep. Literally just sleep!
Z: Take care of my little cub.
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27. Who confessed first?
Z: If saying “I love you” counts as a confession, then little cub did it first.
J: Me, I guess.
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28. Do you get anxious when you’re apart?
Z: Yeah. When I’m on business trips, I just wanna talk to my little cub 24 hours a day.
J: Nope. I know he’ll come find me.
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29. Do you ever feel insecure in the relationship?
Z: Yeah. He’s just too good.
J: I do too. But honestly, I kind of feel that way with everyone I’m close to…?
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30. What kind of words from the other person make you give up resistance?
Z: Whenever he acts cute…
J: When he doesn’t say anything at all.
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31. When do you think the other person is the sexiest?
Z: Always.
J: (quietly) When he’s shaving.
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32. When was the last time you kissed?
Z: Right before we started answering these questions.
J: …
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33. What would you do if your partner was over an hour late for a date?
Z: Go find him myself.
J: I’d ask if he had to work overtime.
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35. Do you check each other’s phones?
Z: No. J: Nope.
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36. When does your heart race the most when you’re together?
Z: Every single time.
J: When we hold hands. I really like holding hands…
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38. Who needs aftercare more?
Z: Him.
J: Him.
Z: ?
J: He won’t let go until I tell him I love him several times…
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39. Do you play games?
Z: Yeah, always playing with him.
J: We still haven’t beaten Overcooked yet…
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40. Who’s better at kissing?
Z: Me.
J: …
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41. Who gets emotional more easily?
Z: Him. He always cries when there’s a touching scene in a movie.
J: But those parts really are moving!
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42. If you were reincarnated, would you want to be lovers again?
Z: I want it to be forever.
J: Let’s just finish this lifetime first.
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43. Do you prefer gentle or rough?
J: …Which kind are we talking about? Never mind, gentle, I guess.
Z: …
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44. When does the other person get especially clingy?
Z: When I catch him doing something bad (like secretly ordering takeout). He keeps acting cute and I just can’t resist.
J: He’s always clingy. Like sticky candy!
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45. When was the last time you said “I love you”?
Z: This morning.
J: …Last night.
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46. What would you do if someone hit on your partner?
Z: 🙂
J: Ah… I’d think it’s normal. But he loves me, hehe.
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47. Do you keep secrets from each other?
Z: Yeah. About my family.
J: Yeah. My test scores.
Z: ?
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48. Do you prefer using protection or not?
Z: At first, no. But after we got together, always. I’ll never let him get hurt again.
J: 🙁
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49. Who’s better in bed?
Z: Me.
J: Why did the questions suddenly turn into that…
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50. Where do you want to try next?
Z: My office.
J: Aaaahhh I’m not answering this anymore!