One Hundred Questions (Part 2)
51.May I ask if you’re on top or bottom?
J: ?
Z: Which kind do you mean? If it’s just about positions, I can do both.
J: Uh… me too, I guess.
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52.Why did you decide that way?
Z: Oh, so it wasn’t about the position. In that case, there’s only one phrase that fits — “survival of the fittest.”
J: Actually, it’s just that I haven’t shown my true strength yet.
Z: Mm-hmm.
J: 🙁
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53.Are you satisfied with the current situation?
Z: Pretty satisfied.
J: … It’s okay. (changes answer) Satisfied, satisfied.
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54.Where was your first H?
J: On his bed.
Z: On my bed.
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55.How did it feel back then?
Z: (thinking back)
J: Not happy, not comfortable, not fun.
Z: Seeing my little darling cry really hurt my heart.
J: But you still didn’t stop.
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56.What did the other person look like at that time?
J: Didn’t really look carefully. Anyway, I didn’t like it.
Z: Kept crying, no matter how I coaxed, it didn’t work.
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57.What was the first thing said the next morning?
Z: “Don’t look at me with that kind of expression, little darling.”
J: Get lost.
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58.How many times a week?
Z: About three to four times.
J: Around three times, I guess.
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59.In the ideal situation, how many times a week?
Z: Keeping things as they are is great — good for body and mind 🙂 J: So you’re getting old, huh.
Z: ?
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60.What’s your ideal “rolling around” like?
J: I’m the one in charge.
Z: (not very civilized, got censored)
J: Aaaaaahhhhhh!
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61.Where’s your most sensitive spot?
J: Seems like my whole body is…
Z: Nose.
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62.Where’s the other person’s most sensitive spot?
Z: Chest.
J: His back seems kinda sensitive too? Every time I scratch it, he trembles — so fun.
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63.Use one sentence to describe how the other person looked at that time.
Z: Fragile little crybaby.
J: …
J: True colors revealed.
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64.What do you call each other in bed?
Z: Quite a few, actually. Like darling, wifey, good wifey…
J: Stop talking.
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65.What’s your favorite position?
J: Ah, definitely being held up.
Z: That quick with the answer?
Z: (thinking) I like them all, really. Mainly because it’s with my little darling.
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66.What do you do afterward? Do you feel embarrassed?
Z: I coax him. Not embarrassed at all.
J: I listen to him coax me to sleep. What’s there to be embarrassed about?
Z: Wow, suddenly so enlightened?
J: 🙂
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67.What kind of play do you most want to try?
Z: Definitely in the office. He’d still be wearing my shirt…
J: Kind of want to see him in a maid outfit.
Z: ?
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68.Do you like dirty talk?
Z: I prefer it to be sweeter.
J: Liar.
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69.Can you accept special kinks?
J: As long as it’s not… too much, it’s fine.
Z: ?
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70.Do you ever get tired of each other?
Z & J: Absolutely not.
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71.How many times in one… night?
Z: Three to four.
J: ……
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72.Up till now, where’s the most exciting place you’ve done it?
J: … In the car.
Z: Got it.
J: ? Got what exactly?
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73.Where do you like being kissed the most?
J: Forehead.
Z: Chin.
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74.Where do you like kissing the other person the most?
Z: Fingers, eyes, lips… and from now on, I’ll kiss his forehead more.
J: Chin.
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75.Have you ever used toys?
Z: Yeah.
J: Aaaahhhh can we have some normal questions please.
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76.Will you have a wedding?
Z: We will.
J: We will, we will. I’m actually looking forward to it.
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77.Where do you want to go for your honeymoon?
J: Kinda want to go to Antarctica.
Z: Somewhere in Northern Europe.
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78.Do you make travel plans when you go out? Who does it?
Z: We do. Together.
J: I handle the wild ideas and sudden changes, he handles organizing and adjusting 🙂
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79.What do you think about when the world’s turning upside down?
J: Why are we back to these kinds of questions again?!
Z: He’s so cute.
J: ?
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80.Do you take off your clothes yourself or does the other person help?
Z: Both.
J: He helps me take them off more often…
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81.What kind of expression do you like seeing on your partner at that time?
Z: Eyes half-closed, tears falling.
J: I can’t see, I can’t see, I can’t see!
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82.What’s the most painful thing when doing it?
J: He won’t let me… uh… you know.
Z: None. With my little darling, nothing is painful.
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83.When your partner tries to seduce you, what do you do?
Z: Nothing at all.
J: He’s never really tried to seduce me…
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84.What does “doing it” mean to you?
J: Just human nature.
Z: An impulse toward the one I love.
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85.Have you ever made any promises during it?
J: Seems like we always say we’ll be together forever. I’m usually half out of it, don’t remember clearly…
Z: To always be together.
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86.Shower before or after?
Z: During is fine too.
J: ……
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87.What do you want to hear from your partner during it?
Z: Say you love me.
J: Mm…
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88.This number’s great, wishing you both wealth and prosperity.
J: Only I need to get rich, he doesn’t need to anymore.
Z: ……
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89.Do you ever have darker thoughts during it? Like what?
Z: (not very civilized, got censored)
J: Nope, I’m pure and innocent.
Z: ?
J: Okay fine, actually I still wish I could be on top.
Z: Aren’t you already on top?
J: ……
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90.Can you accept outdoor play?
Z: Depends what kind. If it’s purely outdoors, then no — my little darling would get hurt.
J: Not really into that.
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91.If you met each other as kids, what would you do?
J: Play with him.
Z: Trick him into coming home with me.
J: ?
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92.Do you think it’s okay to do it with someone other than your lover?
Z & J: No way.
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93.What pleases your partner the most during it?
J: Uh… calling him “husband” and stuff, I guess.
Z: Keep praising him for doing well.
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94.Would you give up your principles for your partner?
J: Does he even have any principles?
Z: I’ll just listen to my little darling 🙂
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95.What are your plans for the future?
Z: Live well.
J: Hopefully find a good job, and also live well.
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96.What do you think the ending of your love will be like?
Z: Like a snowball fight — growing old together 🙂 J: As long as we’re happy and joyful.
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97.Do you plan to adopt children?
Z: No. J: Ah, we probably wouldn’t be able to take proper care of a kid, so let’s not.
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98.Do you like drinking? How’s your alcohol tolerance?
Z: Only drink during business dinners. Never really measured my tolerance.
J: Don’t like it. Don’t drink.
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99.Another nice number! Wishing you both happiness forever.
Z & J: Thanks 😀
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100.Say one thing you want to tell your partner.
Z: Ji Chi, I love you very much.
J: Zhou Shou, remember to come home.
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Wei Xin Theory
There’s still one last chapter — the wedding — which will be released at the right time ^^ PS: The “special play” mentioned here is that that, but no matter how it’s edited, it just couldn’t pass review, so…