Shameless 17: Chapter 17 You…
Shameless Facing him was a delicate smiling face that appeared extremely shameless, with drool hanging from the corner of his mouth, his gaze as greedy as that of a fifty-year-old lecher.
Just as Li Shengnan was about to reprimand Jiang Xiaobai, she suddenly saw another person lying on the ground, reaching out to grab the remote control that had fallen.
“Damn!”
Li Shengnan’s heart leapt to her throat.
Jiang Xiaobai was closest to the person at that moment, but his eyes were completely drawn to the exposed white skin on Li Shengnan’s chest, utterly unaware that he could become a dead man in the next second.
“Brat, all of you go…”
Before the person could finish his sentence, something heavy fell from the sky, landing squarely on his face and knocking him out cold.
Jiang Xiaobai came to his senses, snatched the remote from the person’s hand, and tossed it towards Li Shengnan.
Seeing the remote flying towards her, Li Shengnan broke into a cold sweat.
If it hit the ground and got damaged, they’d be in trouble.
Jiang Xiaobai threw it with considerable force, sending it high into the air.
Taking a deep breath, Li Shengnan jumped up despite her high heels and caught the remote in mid-air, but she accidentally twisted her heel upon landing, and fell to the ground.
Li Shengnan’s landing posture was rather ungraceful, inadvertently giving Jiang Xiaobai a glimpse of something he shouldn’t see.
Moron got up, jumping around and rubbing his butt, crying out, “Ouch, ouch, ouch!”
“Moron, you saved my life!” Jiang Xiaobai said, still shaken.
He stepped forward, gave Moron a symbolic hug to express his gratitude, and then quickly walked over to Li Shengnan, who was sitting on the ground, reaching out to help her up.
“Get lost, kid!”
Li Shengnan didn’t let Jiang Xiaobai help her up but instead got up by herself.
“Officer, you’re way too rude.
I saved your life, and you’re not even grateful, but why do you have to curse me too?” Jiang Xiaobai said.
Li Shengnan snorted coldly, ignoring Jiang Xiaobai completely, and walked straight to the two wanted criminals lying on the ground, helping her colleague to push them into the car.
Jiang Xiaobai stood in place, watching the car drive away.
Moron came over, blinking his big round eyes and asked, “Xiaobai, what are you looking at?”
“You wouldn’t understand.”
Jiang Xiaobai sighed desolately, “After today, we might never meet again.”
“Who are you talking about?” Moron asked.
“Stop nosing around and go home!”
Jiang Xiaobai paid the restaurant bill, and the two of them pedaled their tricycle back towards Songlin Town.
By the time they returned to Nanwan Village, it was almost evening.
When they got to Jiang Xiaobai’s house, they unloaded the stones, color TV, and DVD player from the cart.
Jiang Xiaobai handed Moron three thousand yuan, saying, “Take this home and have your mom keep it safe for you.
This is your future wedding fund.”
“I don’t want it!” Moron didn’t realize the value of money and muttered, “Why get a wife?”
“Why get a wife?” Jiang Xiaobai laughed, “Silly boy, don’t you want a woman?”
“What do you want a woman for?” Moron asked innocently, “Is it fun?”
This guy was really dumb enough, Jiang Xiaobai sighed, wondering if Moron’s condition could be cured even with money.
“A wife will cook for you, wash your clothes, and sleep with you.” Jiang Xiaobai listed the benefits of having a wife.
Moron said, “Then I definitely don’t need a wife.
I already have someone who does that.
Isn’t my mom my wife?
She cooks for me every day, washes my clothes, and coaxes me to sleep.”
At this point, Jiang Xiaobai had no idea how to explain it to Moron.
With Moron’s current level of intelligence, the more he explained, the more confused Moron would become.
“Just go home and give the money to your mom.
Without money, how is she going to buy fish and meat for you?” Jiang Xiaobai said impatiently.
Now Moron understood.
He immediately took the three thousand yuan Jiang Xiaobai gave him and said, “So money is that good.
Xiaobai, can you give me more?”
“Are you really that stupid?” Jiang Xiaobai looked at Moron’s honest smiling face.
“I’m not stupid, my mom says I’m not stupid,” Moron said, “She says only people who call others stupid are actually stupid themselves.
Xiaobai, are you a moron?”
“Get lost!”
Jiang Xiaobai feigned an angry face, and Moron, being scared, quickly pedaled the tricycle home.
Jiang Xiaobai piled the stones he bought in the corner, then impatiently hooked up the DVD player and color TV at home, randomly picked a disc and popped it in.
The screen soon displayed an arousing scene.
“Ha ha, it’s much more enjoyable to watch at home.”
Thinking that he no longer needed to huddle in the cramped cubicles of the Bright Moon Video Hall to watch movies and no longer be exploited by Li Guangming, Jiang Xiaobai felt incredibly happy.
Just as Jiang Xiaobai was engrossed in watching the movie, Lai Xiaoxia silently crept in and pushed open the door, witnessing a scene that made her blush.
“Jiang Xiaobai, what are you watching?!”
Lai Xiaoxia covered her face with both hands, but couldn’t hide her blushing face.
Jiang Xiaobai, who had been deeply absorbed in the adult movie, didn’t hear Lai Xiaoxia’s footsteps.
When he saw her push open the door, he was so startled that he froze, taking a few seconds before turning off the TV.
“Ahem, Xiaoxia, what you just saw was a TV drama, it was on TV.
Who knew it would have such scenes?
TV shows these days are really dirty, aren’t they?” Jiang Xiaobai said with a sheepish grin.
Lai Xiaoxia stomped her foot, “Jiang Xiaobai, do you think I’m a moron?
I’m not that easy to fool!
Was that a TV drama just now?
They were speaking some gibberish that I couldn’t understand a word of.
You were clearly watching…”
Lai Xiaoxia, being a shy girl, couldn’t finish her sentence.
“Watching what?” Jiang Xiaobai asked with a laugh.
“You… shameless!” Lai Xiaoxia bit her lip and looked angrily at Jiang Xiaobai.
“Shameless or not, what’s the big deal?
So, what did you come looking for this shameless person for?” Jiang Xiaobai asked with a grin.
“I came to tell you, Fat Tiger is getting out of the hospital tomorrow.
You’d better be careful, he won’t let it go easily.” After saying that, Lai Xiaoxia turned around and left, as if she didn’t want to stay there a minute longer.
“Little girl, still concerned about me, huh.”
Watching Lai Xiaoxia’s departing figure, Jiang Xiaobai stroked his chin and smirked.
Although he had a carefree air about him, Lai Xiaoxia’s words did catch his attention.
Wan Honglei might be able to suppress Liu Changhe, but not necessarily Fat Tiger.
Fat Tiger had a bunch of good-for-nothing friends; if they really tried to deal with him, he could be in big trouble.