14 – Love You Slap Mama
After dinner, Lin Yaojia took a shower, closed the door, and officially began working on her big project.
She messaged her idol: 【Bro, shall we start at eight?】
Huo Songjin replied quickly.
h: 【Sure.】
It was only 7:30 now. Lin Yaojia opened her laptop and clicked on the game she had downloaded last time on the desktop.
This game was also very popular in reality, so the author directly incorporated it into the novel.
Lin Yaojia was addicted to novels but not so much to games.
Mainly because she was too terrible at them and had little gaming experience.
But she still knew the basics.
She created an account and started customizing her in-game character’s appearance.
Gender…
Male.
Skin tone…
Dark.
Hair…
Lin Yaojia was overwhelmed by the choices and, after some deliberation, picked an afro.
Facial features…
The ugliest ones available.
After finishing these, she looked at the character’s default outfit.
Suddenly, Lin Yaojia remembered that she was now somewhat considered wealthy.
!
She opened the in-game store and, without hesitation, started topping up.
Lin Yaojia: 【Does this outfit look good?】
998 took a glance at the screen.
An army green jacket paired with pants.
【Not bad.】 998 said, only to see Lin Yaojia let out a mischievous laugh: 【Hehe.】
She grabbed the mouse, made a few adjustments, and changed the outfit.
998 took a closer look and nearly fainted from how ugly it was.
Afro, red headband, army green jacket, and bright red shorts.
It practically screamed “idiot” and “clueless.”
Yet Lin Yaojia was beaming with pride: 【Am I amazing or what?】
998 reluctantly praised her: 【So awesome, truly worthy of being my host.】
At eight o’clock sharp, Huo Songjin logged in.
He invited Lin Yaojia into the room.
Lin Yaojia turned on her mic, and her sweet voice was transformed by the voice changer into a clear, youthful boy’s tone: “Hey bro, good evening.”
There was a slight pause on the other end before the mic turned on: “Good evening.”
His voice wasn’t as clear as it sounded in reality, slightly hoarse, which made it sound a bit more sensual.
Lin Yaojia was somewhat of a voice enthusiast. She unconsciously touched her ear, her gaze falling on Huo Songjin’s in-game nickname.
Love me, you fuck your mother.
Lin Yaojia was shocked.
Wasn’t this some kind of Martian text?
She copied the nickname and converted it online, getting the simplified Chinese version:
Love me, are you scared?
“…”
Lin Yaojia was utterly stunned!
Her idol was actually a hidden nonconformist, a secret emo kid!
Lin Yaojia glanced at her own in-game character beside her.
The girl had flowing blue pigtails, a pale yellow dress, and legs as slim as chopsticks.
She closed her eyes for a moment, then heard Huo Songjin say: “Should I start the game now?”
“Sure.” Lin Yaojia sighed deeply.
Her nickname was [Ultraman Zero’s Diehard Fan].
It was way too normal.
She had nothing in common with the big shot.
How frustrating.
Lin Yaojia scratched her head and followed Huo Songjin as they parachuted down.
Huo Songjin said: “Let’s do a duo match first today, then a squad match.”
“Sure, sure.” Lin Yaojia replied. “You decide.”
“But, just so you know, I’m pretty terrible at this.”
She gave a heads-up in advance.
“It’s fine.” Huo Songjin coughed lightly, unconcerned.
How bad could she possibly be?
After landing, Lin Yaojia clumsily moved her character with one finger and struggled into a house.
She found that all the supplies inside had already been looted clean. All Huo, the big shot, left her was a view of his back as he climbed out the window.
Lin Yaojia circled around and went to the neighboring house to pick up a gun.
Great.
Now she felt a bit safer.
She held her gun, keenly aware of nearby footsteps.
“Big shot! Save me!” She crouched down, her noob instincts making her panic uncontrollably.
“That’s a bot player, just shoot it confidently,” Huo Songjin said succinctly, and even the sound of a soda can opening echoed through the team voice chat.
He was drinking cola.
Lin Yaojia gritted her teeth and charged out.
Outside the wall stood a bot player, firing blankly into the distance where no one was.
Lin Yaojia aimed at the bot and pressed the fire button.
Without a silencer, the gunshots were soft—just a few tut-tut-tut sounds.
Forty rounds of ammo were gone.
The ground beneath the bot was littered with bullet marks, but the bot remained pitifully standing in place. It turned its head.
The next moment.
It aimed at Lin Yaojia.
“Bang—”
A gunshot rang out, and Lin Yaojia lost half her health.
“Ahhhh!” Lin Yaojia was so scared she nearly lost her head, quickly fleeing. Spotting Huo Songjin’s location on the map, she ran toward him.
“Help me!”
Huo Songjin: “…”
The goose-yellow figure skillfully vaulted out of the building and fired a shot.
[LoveYouPaNiMa knocked down TianshanYuanxing]
After Huo Songjin finished off the bot with another shot, his in-game character circled around the Black-skinned Explosion Head and asked curiously, “Are you a newbie?”
Lin Yaojia pondered for a few seconds.
In the end, she decided to admit the truth.
“Yes.”
The team voice chat fell silent.
Huo Songjin didn’t say anything more, leading Lin Yaojia all the way into the final round zone.
His aim was precise, especially with long-range sniping.
While lying prone on a rooftop, he took down enemies on a distant hillside—one headshot after another.
Lin Yaojia didn’t even see their figures, clutching her plain and ammo-less gun as she coasted to victory.
“Four-player squad?” Huo Songjin asked.
“Sure!” Lin Yaojia was eager to try.
Having just watched a round of the big shot’s gameplay, it didn’t seem too difficult.
She was determined to redeem herself!
In the random four-player squad, as soon as they joined, they heard a pair of sugary voices.
Number Four: “Oh my, we matched with two little brothers~”
Number Three: “Oh, they really are two little brothers. I wonder how good their aim is?”
Each voice was more saccharine than the last.
Lin Yaojia: “…” Did we just enter a White Bone Demon cave?
Your exaggerated voices are genuinely a bit over the top.
As the only real male in the team, Huo Songjin simply muted his mic.
“…”
Number Four: “Why aren’t Little Brother One and Little Brother Two talking?”
Since they still had to play a round together, the atmosphere couldn’t be too awkward.
Lin Yaojia bravely took on the responsibility: “My aim is pretty accurate.”
“Oh my, Number Two is actually a little brother~” Number Four let out a silvery laugh.
Not to be outdone, Number Three chimed in with a strained voice, “How old are you, little brother?”
Lin Yaojia was least afraid of White Bone Demons.
She’d tear one apart if one came, and two if two came.
“Nineteen, not exactly a little brother anymore,” she replied with a bright smile.
Her laughing voice, processed through the voice changer, sounded magnetic with a youthful warmth.
Number Three: “Only nineteen? Little brother is three years younger than me.”
Isn’t that the saying—”if the woman is older, she brings gold bricks”?
You really know how to talk.
Number Four: “You’re right, not exactly a little brother anymore. You’re a year older than me~”
The team voice chat instantly fell dead silent.
Lin Yaojia pinched her thigh, barely holding back her laughter.
Her expression grew almost twisted.
She nearly choked trying not to laugh.
Number Three: …This round is lost.
After parachuting, the four landed in a fishing village.
The area was sparsely populated, clearly because Huo Songjin was aware of Lin Yaojia’s skill level.
Huo Songjin entered the nearest house and began gathering supplies.
Lin Yaojia knew his hand speed, so she decisively ran two steps and entered the room next door.
Number Three and Number Four followed right behind her, both entering this small house.
The small house had two floors, and the supplies were decent.
Half a minute later, Lin Yaojia’s face was tense, her full lips tightly pressed together.
She had only managed to pick up two bandages.
Then she looked at Number Three and Number Four.
Each had a gun, and Number Three had even picked up a Level 2 armor.
“Number Two.”
When the deep voice came through the headset, Lin Yaojia realized Huo Songjin had turned on his mic.
“What’s up?”
“Come out.”
Lin Yaojia ran out the door with the bandages she had fought hard to grab.
She saw the girl in the pale yellow dress take out an SCAR-L from her backpack, along with two hundred rounds of ammunition.
A first aid kit, painkillers, energy drinks, and a Level 2 helmet.
“…”
Lin Yaojia was stunned for a moment and asked, a bit incredulously, “Is this for me?”
“Yeah.”
The guy responded softly.