Penny: "(Alarm starts ringing as she turns it off) Ugh, as if the night shift wasn't bad (get up revealing that she sleeps wearing a giant blue shirt with her face on it, signed by all her friends with a heart seeming to be drawn over someone's but is blocked by her blanket.) But now there's these black and white creatures appearing."
Once out of bed Penny leaps up to the ceiling and grabs her webbed up morning supplies as she started doing that in order to see just how much of her powers she's lost each morning, and this morning she had to jump about three times before sticking to the ceiling and had to crouch down with her hands and feet of the ceiling or else she'd start falling off.
As Penny got ready she could smell that Aunt May had cooked them up some pancakes, eggs, and bacon, which was a little odd since last time she new Aunt May was trying to cut back on such big meals.
But hey, she wasn't going to complain about it since the last time she did something like that was the last time either of them had seen Uncle Ben alive....
Aunt May: "(Sensing what Penny thinking) Don't worry dear, (caresses her hand) It's not your fault about what happened to Ben, and besides (puts both hands on her Penny's) the way we lived our lives it was only a matter of time before-"
Penny jumps out the chair and takes her back and rushes off too school while Aunt May wonders what was wrong as she sips her coffee and looks at both the morning paper and her phone with a picture of her, Ben, and Penny all hanging out in the beach two years ago.
Aunt May: "(Places two fingers on her lips and then on her phone where Ben was) Miss you."
(A/n I decided to make Aunt May more like MCU's where she isn't an old lady and is either mid thirties.)
At school Penny was feeling a massive since of dread as she saw Jake talking with Felica and Gwen and began to wonder if he was interested in blonds since it seemed like he enjoyed talking to them more than either her or MJ.
Penny: "(Taps Jake on the shoulder and gets jolts after seeing the bangs under his eyes) Whoa! Are you okay?"
Jake: "(Yawns) Yea its just another wonderful day in New York you know, just have to deal with some painful nightmares the past few weeks, and it honestly doesn't that thanks to them I can't really look my family in the eyes anymore."
Everyone goes silent after that and are thankful the school bell starts ringing as everyone started to rush into the halls and go to their classes and do their normal school routine with Penny, Gwen, Harry, and somewhat Felica all wondering if Jakes was really all right.
Everything changes however once they all make their way towards their health class as the teacher like always seems to be tapping her foot in impatience as all her students walk through the door and take their time to sit down.
Honestly no girl in the school really liked this teacher as she looked way too young to really be a teacher, and it certainly doesn't help that she likes to dress in a slightly seductive outfit with her black tits practically hanging out from how much cleavage she was showing!
Health Teacher: "(Talks in a sultry Bayou accent) Alright everyone listen up! (Takes out a box full of tiny phones with faces and status bars above it) For the next four weeks these are you're kids. (Everyone gasps) And before any of you talk (throws an eraser as Flash's head as he was trying to talk to some cheerleader who didn't even try to seem interested.) The School and state think you all are ready to be taught such delicate matters and while they wanted me and the other health teachers to teach *coughs* other subjects before this, I figured the effect would better demonstrate the repercussions of the cause. (Takes out a piece of paper) Now when I call your names (sits down and crosses her legs along with her hands emphasizing her massive chest in such a way that almost all the guys start start staring and drooling.) I want you to come up and take your baby!"
One by one everyone starts going up towards the teacher with some being friends, enemies, alone, same sex, and then there's Penny gets paired up with her Best Friend Harry while Jake gets paired up with Felica of all people.
Health Teacher: "(Talks in a sultry Bayou accent) Now I know you all have questions and want answers, (slams a bunch of parenting books, books about names, and other such things) life is full of surprises and most of the time you don't get to pick how you raise a kid if you get one. (Starts looking over the entire class and either notices and doesn't care or wasn't trying to see anything Penny Parker and a few other girls and many other guys all sneaking glances at both Jake and Felica.) Now then I expect all of you to log in at least six hours every day with your children if you have partners and if not then at least twelve hours a day, along with taking notes on what your "NAMED" child had the most problems with those days for either of you and what you did along with what you'd like to do with your child."
Before anyone can say anything however the school bell wrings once more as today was a half day since a special guest was apparently going to make a speech in the auditorium, with everyone already knowing who it was if not from the many times it's happened before.
Or it could have been the fact that as the even got closer and closer Harry looked more and more embarrassed and annoyed at the fact his dad was making yet another speech to become mayor of the city for the fourth time in a row with him the election always getting delayed by something.
Either it be stopped by Super-villains attacking the city, aliens or falling objects from space, cracks to other dimensions opening as hordes of monsters and other things spilling out of them, heck the only thing that hasn't attacked New York yet was the future or the past!
As everyone watches Norman make yet another speech as they always seemed to get some cool Oscorp products with last years being a brand new tablet to everyone except for Harry who already had one and Felicia who didn't even bother showing up.
Funnily enough however was that even though Jake was there as well and that he's also friends with Harry no one's ever really seen him use anything touched by Oscrop or even seem to care about the company at all.
Heck neither Jake nor Felicia were even in here as Harry and Penny tried their best to talk to one another about what to name their child with Penny wanting to name her Mayday as she thought it was kind of funny in a twisted sort of way which Harry like but he did promise his father that his first child would be named after either of his parents.
The two settled the Gender of a coin flip and their cellphone daughter was going to be called Emily Parker after Harry's mother with the last name still being Penny's as she refused to give up her name or have at least her first born to have any other last name.
Once the assembly was over everyone (except for Harry once again) was a brand new Oscorp smarter watch would if worked as advertised was supposed to be even better than any other smartwatch available on the market.
Kind of a shame that just like the tablet Penny was going to destroy both of these so she could make her Spiderwoman gadgets better or make some really fun and interesting brand new gadets.
But if Penny was going to be honest with herself what she needed right now was better web shooters since the ones she uses are good but have to me manually replaced whenever she wants to use a different kind of web fluid anytime she has to hit something other than buildings or living creatures.
Penny: "So Harry (rustles his hair) when should I come over (skips towards the front of the school before turning around with the sun shining off her like an angle)?"
Harry: "*Sighs* Honestly I'd rather go to your place now more than ever what with my dad basically going mad trying to become Mayor even more so than usual."
Penny: "Its that bad huh."
Harry: "Its even worse than whatever your imagining."
Penny: "(Playfully punches Harry's arm) Well I got nothing on tonight and no after school jobs I got to take care of so why don't we just hang out, eat a pizza, and watch cheesy horror movies with Emily Parker (puts the cellphone's face next to hers as they both smile.)"
Harry: "(Lets out a faint chuckle like he's been dying for something fun to do) Sure lets go but-"
Penny & Harry: "But no Tony's as they always serve too much crust and not enough sauce."
Harry: "Yea, yea ha ha."
Harry messes with Penny's hair a bit giving her a sort of small mohawk before taking a picture and leaving with his father as she sticks her tongue out at him before running down the steps to leave school for the day.
As she does however she spots both Jake and Felicia laughing about something in an alleyway seeming to be really good together even though Penny could have sworn they hated each other just yesterday.
With Tears in her eyes Penny runs up the stairs and into her room completely forgetting to greet Aunt May along with not seeing that she was on a "date" with some office worker who was very nervous once the door opened.
Office Guy: "Um... I guess I should go WOAH!"
Without letting him even think about anything other than her Aunt May drags that man down so the two could continue their "date" in peace as Penny slams the door to her room shut and begins getting to work on modifying her web shooters and suit.
By the time her date or hangout with Harry had come to pass Penny had just finished making her new web shooters that acted sort of like revolvers with all the different web shooter liquids with her just having to slide through them on her panel to use the ones she wants.
Once she finishes everyone could hear Penny make a racket in her room once she realizes the time as Harry stood downstairs with Aunt May as the Office worker guy makes his way awkwardly out of Aunt May's house with Aunt May smiling the entire time as Harry tries his best to not think about what just happened.
Harry: "(Coughs as he places the pizza and soda's down on the living room coffee table) So uh... how long have..."
Aunt May: "(Sips some coffee like nothing happened or because something happened) Oh, don't worry about it sweetie, Penny had no idea it was going on all this time and even if she did we probably won't meet up again for a very long time."
Before Harry can even ask what she meant by that he turns his head once he sees Aunt May pull out a bra and from the sounds coming from the living room that wasn't the only thing she and that Office worker had left behind.
Penny: "(Stumbles down the stairs in a crop top of some crappy joke about her or the shirt being as soft as pancakes with form fitting blue jeans and for some reason a plad jacket even though they weren't going anywhere.) Ugh, Sorry I'm late got lost in taking care of Emily and my own projects."
Harry: "Its fine besides I've been having fun waiting here."
Penny: "Aww that is soo sweet (lightly punches Harry in the gut) for someone who hates waiting, now Spill! Why were you having fun waiting outside the living room when its literally right next to the kitchen?"
Harry not really knowing what to say, says nothing as she takes the soda's and pizza as he hopes their child, the movies, and Penny's somewhat short term memory on things that aren't really important cause her to forget the question.
Thankfully it does as the pair laugh at everything they see while Harry worries about Penny remembering the question, where the two might have been siting, and worst of all how his dad was doing since he's even more desperate to become Mayor than he's ever been before.
That's not even mentioning the fact he's spotted his dad wearing more purple and lots of money from his bank account seeming to just disappear with his dad being oddly fine with it when he's the same type of guy who would demand a penny back from a tip he gave the delivery boy.
Meanwhile across the city there is a creature full of scales, eyes glowing yellow, and ready and willing to fight back against a certain spider!
Lizardman: "SoOn, My ReVeNgE sHaLl BeGiN!"
As the mad creatures laughs a giant white silhouette jumps above their hiding place as it chases after a certain Black-Cat who seemed to be having fun making the creature angrier as she dodges after every failed attack.
Black Cat: "Oh, come on (pats herself on the bum and caresses it) I know how hot this looks and all but if you ever want a piece of this then you're gonna have to be even faster than that to catch me."
Anyway that's all for now and hope you all enjoyed and until next time stay safe and peace!