Сhарtеr 11: Will the Streamеr Dаnce thе Big Swing Hаmmеr?
Аftеr finishing dinnеr аnd taking а shоwеr, Sоng Jingwu cheсked the time—it was аlrеadу 9:30 р.m.
Аftеr sоme thоught, shе dеcided tо strеam fоr a while. Othеrwise, рeoplе might think she hаd gottеn tоo full of hеrself after еаrning mоnеy yеstеrdау.
As soоn as shе logged intо Tomаto, her inbоx was floоdеd with рrivatе mеssages. Somе werе frоm fans asking whу she hadn’t stаrted strеаming уet, оthers werе from fellоw strеаmers wanting to befriend her, and therе wеre even messаgеs from agenсу accounts expressing interest in signing her. Song Jingwu ignored them all and started her livestream.
She suspected everyone had been waiting at the virtual doorstep, as the moment she went live, a huge crowd poured in, leaving her a bit overwhelmed by the attention.
In the blink of an eye, the number of live viewers surpassed ten thousand.
【Wow, wow, wow! Wuwu is finally live! So happy to finally see her～】
【Sister Wu, didn’t you usually start at 7 p.m.? Why so late today?】
【Yan Yan’er: Finally, my hubby is here! I almost thought hubby wouldn’t stream today.】
【Oh ho? Is this the female streamer who imitates Yin Yingdi’s voice? Come on, call me “baby” and let me hear it?】
【Hahaha, it’s obviously just an AI-synthesized voice with pre-recorded scripts, and she’s just lip-syncing during the stream.】
【Dragon Horse Spirit: It’s so late, and you finally decide to stream?】
As usual, Song Jingwu wore the divine maiden fox flower mask, giving off an air of mystery while also appearing unique. It made people want to tear off her mask to see whether she was beautiful or ugly.
“Why are there so many people today? Have I gone viral?”
【Dragon Horse Spirit: Probably because you’re a bit crazy.】
Song Jingwu laughed. “Brother Long, done with your work for the day?”
【Dragon Horse Spirit: Done. So, what gift do you want?】
Song Jingwu didn’t hold back. “How about a Carnival?”
【Dragon Horse Spirit: Sure.】
Song Jingwu immediately grew excited, only to be utterly disappointed—
【User “Dragon Horse Spirit” sent Carnival Medal*1】(10 Tomato)
Song Jingwu’s smile dropped. “Are you doing this on purpose?”
【Dragon Horse Spirit: Aren’t you going to thank me?】
Song Jingwu said, “Thank you, Dragon Horse Spirit, for the Carnival Medal～”
【Dragon Horse Spirit: Tsk, not even calling me Brother Long anymore?】
【User “Brother Jiangnan” sent Porsche*1】(1200 Tomato)
【Brother Jiangnan: Streamer, can you take off your mask?】
Song Jingwu replied, “Thank you, Brother Jiangnan, for the Porsche. But sorry, I won’t be taking off my mask for now.”
【Brother Jiangnan: Could it be that you’re ugly? How about I send a Carnival if you take it off?】
Song Jingwu said, “No～”
Just kidding! Her fan babies were all so adorable. What if she scared them off by taking off her mask?
She had to wait until her face was fully healed.
It shouldn’t take more than a month for her face to return to normal skin condition. By then, all scars and spots would disappear completely.
After all, the Scar Removal Cream she made was practically divine—something you couldn’t buy even if you wanted to.
【I knew the streamer wouldn’t dare take off her mask. Does she have a face full of pockmarks?】
【When is the streamer going to start voice acting? I’m here to listen to voice acting, not to chat with you, okay?】
【Yan Yan’er: The streamer isn’t doing voice acting right now. If you want to listen to voice acting, go somewhere else, thank you.】
【Brother Jiangnan: Then how about dancing the Big Swing Hammer? I’ll send you a Carnival if you do it, how about that?】
“What on earth is the Big Swing Hammer? Sorry, I don’t know how to dance it～”Song Jingwu could sing but couldn’t dance. She probably lacked any innate talent for dancing, but if her adorable fans really wanted to see her dance, she didn’t mind wiggling a bit.
【333: No need to dance.】
【User “333” sent Carnival*1】X2X3X4X5 (150,000 Tomato)
【Yan Yan’er: Wow wow wow, welcome Third Brother! Thank you, Third Brother, for sending 5 Carnivals! Third Brother is so cool!】
【Little Star: Welcome Third Brother! Everyone, let’s give Third Brother a proper welcome~】
【Welcome Third Brother! Big boss is awesome!】
【Welcome Third Brother! Third Brother is domineering!】
【Haha, as expected, Third Brother is straightforward, sending Carnivals like they’re nothing and not even needing the streamer to dance!】
Song Jingwu was pleasantly surprised. She hadn’t expected the big boss from yesterday to show up again today, and immediately broke into a bright, radiant smile, placing both hands above her head to form a big heart: “Thank you for the gifts, Third Brother! Welcome home, Third Brother~”
【333: You’re welcome.】
【Dragon Horse Spirit: You call him ‘brother’ when he sends big gifts, but just read out the names for small gifts?】
【Yan Yan’er: Third Brother, you can join the exclusive fan group for big bosses. Currently, there isn’t a single big boss in the group. How about you come in and be Wu Wu’s hubby’s first big boss?】
【333: Okay.】
【Yan Yan’er: Wu Wu’s hubby, please follow Third Brother. Oh, I think I see ‘One Promise Worth a Thousand Gold’ big boss. Hubby, could you follow One Promise Worth a Thousand Gold big boss too~】
【Yan Yan’er: @One Promise Worth a Thousand Gold, big boss, do you want to join the fan group? Huh, big boss, why haven’t you joined the fan club yet? You can join the fan club and light up a Light Board~】
Yan Yan’er was truly putting in all the effort. Yesterday, there were also 9999 big boss and Ba Hun Dai Si Wa big boss, both very capable big bosses. If Wu Wu had just said a word of thanks to them at the time, they would definitely be part of the family now. Sigh, what a shame!
Since Wu Wu’s hubby didn’t know how to maintain relationships with big bosses, she would handle it on her behalf.
In any case, today she absolutely had to lure Third Brother and One Promise Worth a Thousand Gold big boss into the fan group.
【One Promise Worth a Thousand Gold (awkward): I’ll join the fan group later.】
Damn it, he spent another whole day snatching Lucky Bags today and still didn’t get a single thing! Is there anyone unluckier than him?
He just wanted to snatch a few Tomato to join the fan club and light up a Light Board—why was it so difficult?
After all, he hadn’t even joined the fan club yet, so he couldn’t enter the fan group because only fan club members could apply.
Song Jingwu had learned her lesson now and quickly added, “Welcome, One Promise Worth a Thousand Gold big boss~ Sending hearts~”
She clearly remembered that One Promise Worth a Thousand Gold had sent 10 Carnivals yesterday, which showed he was also wealthy. Of course, she had to hold onto his leg tightly!
Seeing her send hearts and welcome him, Xu Nuo couldn’t help but blush. His fair, handsome face revealed charming dimples, and the smile at the corner of his mouth was impossible to hide.
But soon, he felt embarrassed. After all, he had no money left to send her gifts and was worried the streamer might ignore him from now on.
For some reason, he really liked listening to her voice—it was so sweet, soft, and captivating, making his heart flutter.
【Yan Yan’er: Congratulations to Third Brother and One Promise Worth a Thousand Gold big boss for becoming Room Moderators~ Please take good care of us from now on, hehe~】
She immediately gave Wu Wu’s hubby a mental thumbs-up for her cleverness. Her hubby had finally caught on, and she felt deeply relieved.
This way, the two big bosses probably wouldn’t run off, right?[One Promise Worth a Thousand Gold (Overwhelmed): No, no, no, that’s really not necessary, is it? I wouldn’t be a good moderator.]
[Yan Yan’er: It’s easy. You just need to protect our awesome streamer; you don’t have to handle anything else.]
In short, from now on, as a big supporter, you’d only need to help send some gifts, especially during PKs—that’s when the big supporters step up.
After all, making a big supporter a Room Moderator serves two purposes: first, it shows respect to keep them around, and second, it makes them feel extra honored, making it easier to, well, encourage their generosity.
[Dragon Horse Spirit: Can I apply for a crowd control position?]
[Dragon Horse Spirit: Let me earn some money so I can send you Carnivals.]
[Dragon Horse Spirit: Half-hour probation period.]
Song Jingwu was straightforward: “Alright, let’s give it a try.”
[Yan Yan’er: Brother Long, I’ll teach you. Right now, whenever someone enters the stream, you welcome them.]
[User “Xiao Lami” (Level 40) entered the livestream]
[Dragon Horse Spirit: Welcome, big sucker Xiao Lami.]
[Dragon Horse Spirit: Welcome, all you big suckers.]
Song Jingwu’s face darkened: “Just welcome them normally! Why call them big suckers? How rude can you be!”
[Yan Yan’er: Pfft hahahaha, Brother Long, you’re fired.]
[Dragon Horse Spirit: I know other things.]
Song Jingwu: “Fine, one more chance.”
[Dragon Horse Spirit: @Xiao Lami, send some gifts]
[Dragon Horse Spirit: @Mo Bao, send some gifts]
[Dragon Horse Spirit: @Huya Ge, send some gifts]
He spammed the chat, and now the entire screen was flooded with “send some gifts send some gifts send some gifts send some gifts…”
[Dragon Horse Spirit has been muted by the streamer]
[Hahahaha, suddenly I feel Brother Dragon Horse and the streamer’s mental states are quite a match!]
[Brother Jiangnan: Streamer, are you doing the Big Pendulum or not? One Carnival for one swing. I’ll send as many Carnivals as you swing. One word: swing or not?]
Song Jingwu smiled: “If you want to see that, you can go to a dance streamer’s channel. The most I can give you is one Big Pendulum punch to show you the might of my Li Yuanba!”
[User “Brother Jiangnan” has been muted by moderator 333]
Song Jingwu raised an eyebrow and praised: “Well done, Third Brother!”