Chарtеr 18: Тwо Level 75 Big Вrоs Facе Off
“Hоlу shit!”
Не соuldn’t cоntаin his ехcitemеnt and blurted out a сursе, doubting his оwn еуеs. Нe аlmоst rubbеd his eyеs tо loоk again, onlу to сonfirm that he hаd indeеd won thе Luсky Bаg—and it was the big 500 Тоmаtо one аt thаt. Не was so оverjоyed hе nearlу burst into teаrs.
Suppressing his innеr есstasу, hе hurriedly joinеd the fаn сlub, lit up his Light Bоard, and аpрliеd fоr the fаn group аll in one gо!
Тhе smile on his face stretched аlmоst to the back оf his еars. He suddеnlу realized that Mist Treasure’s livestream really did bring him luck—no wonder she was the first streamer he’d ever followed in his life. He was over the moon!
[Little Star: Congrats, Brother Nuo, for snagging 500 Tomatoes! Oh, Brother Nuo, you finally joined the fan club and lit up your Light Board!]
[One Promise Worth a Thousand Gold (scratching head): Hahahaha]
[Yan Yan’er: Brother Nuo, did you join the fan group yet?]
[One Promise Worth a Thousand Gold: I just applied.]
“Huh, why does this Su Jiuli keep trying to connect with me?”
Song Jingwu had already clicked “reject,” but the other side kept sending connection requests, showing quite some persistence.
Mentioning this Su Jiuli made everyone angry.
[Yan Yan’er: Hubby, accept her PK! That little bitch probably wants to provoke you again!]
[Little Star: Mist Treasure, don’t be afraid. We’ve got big bros now—just go head-to-head with her!]
[333: Accept.]
[Dragon Horse Spirit: You’ve got big bros. Accept it boldly and confidently.]
“Alright… Huh, what’s going on?”
Just as Song Jingwu was about to click “accept,” she realized the screen had already split into two halves before she could. And the streamer on the other side wasn’t Su Jiuli but an eight-star big streamer named “UC Nainai.”
[Yan Yan’er: Damn! This is a forced connection! Misty hubby, you’ve been forced into a connection—there’s no way to refuse!]
“Forced connections are a thing?” Song Jingwu was a bit confused. Could they really play like this?
[Little Star: Big streamers have the privilege to force connections, but it’s limited—at most once or twice a day.]
“Hello there, want to play a round?”
UC Nainai looked quite innocent and had a sweet voice, but her eyes were filled with disdain and contempt, as if she didn’t take the streamer on the other side seriously at all.
At the same time, she was still connected with “Ao Banma” in the bottom right corner, so Ao Banma’s voice could be heard on Song Jingwu’s side: “Nainai, just crush her! Set the punishment as ‘maggot crawl’!”
“This old Banma looks so familiar, just like that bag of trash I threw out yesterday.”
As soon as she finished speaking, Song Jingwu directly disconnected the call.
“Huh, so I can disconnect after all?”
She thought she couldn’t disconnect from a forced connection, but when she tried clicking, it actually worked.
[Yan Yan’er: You can disconnect; it’s just that you can’t refuse a forced connection.]
[Yang Yang from Sister Wu’s Family: I bet that old Banma won’t let this go easily.]
[Level 75 Emperor User 「Ao Banma」 has entered the livestream]
[Ao Banma: Too scared to play? Weren’t you so tough just now?]
[Ao Banma: Streamer, you’ve got guts. You’re the first one who dares to mess with me!]
[Ao Banma: Come on, come on, dare to kick me again?]
“Kick you? Why should I be afraid?”
Song Jingwu wasn’t one to be intimidated. She tried to kick him, but…
“Huh, why can’t I kick him?” Song Jingwu realized she didn’t have the authority to kick him at all.
[Yan Yan’er: Hubby, he’s max level and has special privileges. Only a Level 75 Room Moderator or a ten-star streamer can kick him!]”So that’s how it is?” Song Jingwu frowned. “Meaning there’s nothing I can do about him?”
[Dragon Horse Spirit: What kind of man bullies a young girl?]
[Ao Banma: What young girl? Just because she wears a mask she’s young? She probably has grown children by now.]
“This young lady is 22 years old! Let me do the math—you old zebra must be over 40 and balding, right? Let me calculate further—you only got rich thanks to your wife’s family’s support. And let me calculate once more—you’re about to be caught cheating with a female streamer by your wife, who will film a little video, and then you’ll become famous.”
Deep in her memory, she recalled such a news story that had once trended on Tomato’s hot search, so she had some impression of it.
Ao Banma was stunned for a moment, not expecting that his age, baldness, and reliance on his wife’s family had all been guessed correctly. But he figured she must have just made lucky guesses.
[Ao Banma: Utter nonsense!]
[User “Ba Hun Dai Si Wa” has entered the livestream]
[User “Ba Hun Dai Si Wa” has sent Golden Carnival*20]
[User “Ba Hun Dai Si Wa” has sent Heart of the Universe*20]
[User “Ba Hun Dai Si Wa” has sent Nebula Duke*20]
[User “Ba Hun Dai Si Wa” has sent Romantic Carriage*20]
A striking line of text suddenly refreshed at the top of the screen, scrolling three times—
[Congratulations to “Ba Hun Dai Si Wa” for advancing to Level 75 Emperor!]
[Congratulations to “Ba Hun Dai Si Wa” for advancing to Level 75 Emperor!]
[Congratulations to “Ba Hun Dai Si Wa” for advancing to Level 75 Emperor!]
[Yan Yan’er: Wow wow wow, oh my god! Congratulations to Brother Bahun for joining the max-level Emperor club! Thank you for the gifts, Brother Bahun!]
[Little Star: Brother Bahun is so cool! Brother Bahun is amazing! Congratulations!]
[Holy shit! Another max-level boss has appeared! Rich people really are everywhere!]
[Ba Hun Dai Si Wa: Streamer, make me a Room Moderator. I’ll help you kick him out!]
[Ao Banma: Brother Bahun, are you sure you want to do this?]
[Ba Hun Dai Si Wa: Who the hell is your brother? Are you even worthy?]
[Ahhh Brother Bahun is so cool!]
[Brother Bahun is domineering! Brother Bahun, stand up to him!]
[Both are Level 75, who’s afraid of who? Streamer, hurry up and make Brother Bahun a Room Moderator, give it to him!]
Song Jingwu felt conflicted. On one side was her enemy, and on the other was a disgusting and annoying guy. Comparatively, she seemed to dislike that dog “Ao Banma” even more.
After all, “Ba Hun Dai Si Wa” had at least gifted her quite a bit, which had moved her a little.
So…
“Alright, you can be a Room Moderator.”
Song Jingwu reluctantly made Brother Bahun a Room Moderator, and then she saw “Ao Banma” actually get kicked out, with a full blacklist service to boot!
[Brother Bahun is the GOAT!]
[Brother Bahun is insanely cool! I want to marry him, marry him, marry him ahhhhhhh!]
[333: Tsk, you really showed off.]
[Dragon Horse Spirit: Impressive (thumbs up)]
[Ba Hun Dai Si Wa: You flatter me, hahahahaha]
At that moment, Song Jingwu realized she had been forced into a voice chat again, this time with UC Nainai. Soon, Ao Banma’s voice came through from the other side:
“Ba Hun Dai Si Wa, you’re so awesome for kicking me out! Dare to have a one-on-one? Whoever loses deletes their account! If you don’t dare, you’re a coward!”
[Ba Hun Dai Si Wa: Fight him! I’ve never been afraid of anyone in my life!]Song Jingwu’s gaze shifted slightly. Only a fool would turn down easy money. She knew exactly what it meant for two level 75 big spenders to duel one-on-one—the gifts would be flying nonstop!
So she clapped her hands together and said, “Let’s do it then!”
Free money delivered right to her doorstep—why refuse it? And once you take it, you’ll only want more!
Ao Banma said, “Let’s set the rules first. It’s just the two of us in a one-on-one duel. Votes from others don’t count. Whoever loses deletes their account. As for the streamers on both sides… the loser has to perform the ‘maggot crawl.'”
“What crawl?” Song Jingwu raised an eyebrow, seemingly unfamiliar with what the “maggot crawl” entailed.
[Yan Yan’er: The maggot crawl is when you wiggle and squirm on the ground like a maggot, moving forward by arching your body without using your hands. It’s a pretty harsh punishment.]
Song Jingwu frowned. That punishment was indeed a bit… something. Wouldn’t her image take a serious hit after doing something like that?
[Ba Hun Dai Si Wa: Don’t worry, we won’t let you lose.]
[333: Trust him.]