Yin Shuwei’s voice, filtered through a voice changer, was flat and emotionless, making it impossible to tell whether it belonged to a man or a woman.
As if to prove she wasn’t bluffing, she even tried to tug at the green frog lying on the ground.
Shen Jin lay sprawled there, his tailbone throbbing with intense pain. He had intended to showcase his gentlemanly demeanor, only to run into a brute. For the first time, he regretted not sticking to his daily exercise routine as planned.
Seeing that Yin Shuwei was about to tear the green frog’s head off, Director Zhen let out a sharp, piercing scream and quickly called in professionals to handle the situation.
“Stop! If you keep going, he’s really going to die!”
【Holy crap, are they playing this hard?? What kind of married couple interacts like this?】
【My heart aches for the girl on the ground.】
【That was intentional, right? So rude. Who even is this, acting so wild?】
Yet Yin Shuwei paid no attention to any of it. The mere thought of having switched dressing rooms with Yu Xingzhi at the last minute and screwing over Shen Jin filled her with immense satisfaction.
Just as the production team confirmed there were no serious issues and was about to ask questions, Yin Shuwei spoke up: “This isn’t my husband.”
【Huh? She’s a woman???】
【Who is she? Is there anyone like her in the industry? None of the guests seem to match up.】
Yin Shuwei took a few steps back, hands on her hips. “Because my husband would definitely be able to dodge—”
A clean, beautiful backward flying kick followed.
The blue frog bent gracefully backward, did a neat backflip, and effortlessly avoided the attack aimed straight at his head. Even the bulky mascot costume couldn’t hide how slick and stylish he looked.
Please. Yu Xingzhi does his own fight scenes for real. Without genuine skill and reflexes, there’s no way he’d have sent Shen Jin to the ICU multiple times.
【Did I walk into the wrong set? Isn’t this a divorce reality show? Why is it suddenly Kung Fu Frogs??】
【These two “hidden dragons and crouching tigers” are really a pair?】
【“Weak, Pitiful, and Helpless, Yet Fearless” and “Frail and Unable to Care of Themselves”? Do their consciences’ not hurt after giving such evaluations?】
【Are you messing with us? But after tossing the green frog, you can’t toss me around~】
The red frog and blue frog successfully joined hands. Yin Shuwei raised her arms triumphantly, looking immensely proud, while the other frogs watched in stunned silence.
After the chaos subsided, the other frogs finally selected who they believed to be their partners.
Unfortunately, aside from the red and blue frogs, everyone else got it wrong.
Lu Jinming removed his mascot head and glanced at Shen Jin, who was sitting on a chair trying not to rub his aching tailbone while maintaining his composure. He fell into deep thought—this guy was so weak, he’d thought that one was his wife.
And his actual wife, meanwhile, stared at the person whose hand she was holding—Yao Yueying—and let out three consecutive, confused “Eh? Eh? Eh?!”
Lin Rongrong quickly let go. “Sorry, you seemed so aloof, I thought you were my husband.”
Yao Yueying nodded calmly. “You held onto me so firmly and refused to let go, I thought you were my husband too.”
That remark left everyone speechless, while the live chat erupted with laughter.
【Help, I’m dying 😂😂😂 So your impression of your own husbands is really that superficial??】
【Sorry, I ship it. This feels like some kind of Ex-Change Love crossover.】
【They’re not even divorced yet, please everyone, restrain yourselves!!!】
【So you mean once they’re divorced, it’s fine?】
【Something’s off—no, very off. If the ones who got it wrong are exactly two married couples, then doesn’t that mean the only correct pair is—[horrified]】
【No way, Emperor Yu!! You can’t be the blue frog that can do backflips!!!】
【Why do I feel like President Shen is kind of weak? How much strength could a girl even have?】
There was no avoiding it. As the mascot costumes came off, two faces—so exquisite they seemed like Nuwa’s masterpieces—appeared on the screen, making the entire livestream instantly feel blessed by divine light.
They’re just… a perfect match, okay?!
But then how did such a “telepathically in sync” couple end up on this show?
Just then, Lin Rongrong suddenly let out a sharp scream, covering her mouth in horror as she stared at Yin Shuwei. “A ghost! A female ghost! The blood-soaked female ghost!”
Even the usually calm Yao Yueying took a few steps back.
Yin Shuwei directly grabbed Lin Rongrong’s trembling hand and pressed it against her own wrist. “Pulse—beating. Warm. Alive. Don’t worry, I’m not a ghost. That night was just a minor accident.”
Lin Rongrong: “Huh?”
【Ahhh! So it’s her! The vengeful ghost who was running wildly in the middle of the night, covered in blood!】
【So why is the vengeful ghost Emperor Yu’s wife?】
【If it was her, running over ten kilometers in one night… that’s insanely strong. Absolutely terrifying!】
【Isn’t this just hype? Typical entertainment industry tactics, so boring.】
The haters completely lost it.
【Bitch Wei, why aren’t you dead yet!!!】
【Holy shit, that’s Wei Yi Rouzhi—just because she’s not wearing makeup you guys couldn’t recognize her?!】
The trending topics and discussion forums were in absolute chaos.
【Can someone tell me why Emperor Yu’s wife is this trash Wei Yi Rouzhi?? Has she gone crazy trying to get famous? Family business not doing well so she’s here to cash in? First she clung to Shen Jin claiming he pursued her, then she dressed up as a ghost to scare people in the middle of the night—does it ever end? Why is a homewrecker allowed on the show? Poor Yao Yueying!!!】
【As a passerby I don’t understand, but I am shocked—so in such a short time that night, Yin Shuwei managed to pull off all these extreme stunts? Her stamina is honestly enviable. And Shen Jin not responding… that feels suspicious, doesn’t it?】
Looking at Shen Jin’s face, twisted almost into a kaleidoscope of colors, Yin Shuwei smiled brightly and said to him.
“Qiangzi—your daddy’s here!”
Shen Jin was fuming. Wasn’t the red costume supposed to be given to Yu Xingzhi? Why was Yin Shuwei wearing it?!
And wasn’t “fearless” referring to Yin Shuwei? Where was she “frail and unable to take care of herself” at all?!
With the livestream cameras rolling, Shen Jin suppressed the malice in his eyes and smiled gently.
“There might be some misunderstanding between us.”
Those three men had already been dealt with, and the accounts used for chatting were all registered under fake identities. Having cleaned up the loose ends, Shen Jin felt calm again—after all, he had plenty of ways to kill Yin Shuwei.
【I’ve never seen such a thrilling dating show! This is the first time I’ve seen a guest who acts on grudges so openly!】
【Bitch!!! I think President Shen is just too nice.】
【Can’t we call the police and have her arrested? I’m going crazy—she nearly killed President Shen out of personal vendetta!】
#YuXingzhi YinShuwei ShenJin
#WeiYirouzhiIsYuXingzhisWife
#YinShuweiBloodSoakedGhost
The hashtags topped the trending charts, drawing curious onlookers in droves. After the initial shock, they saw Yin Shuwei’s bold taunt to Shen Jin—“Qiangzi, your daddy’s here!”—and instantly started memeing it.
So much so that amid the sea of angry comments, plenty of bullet comments yelling “Qiangzi!” were mixed in.
The meme-lovers were torn—afraid of getting sued, but still itching to play—tacitly started calling Shen Jin “Brother Qiangzi” and “President Qiangzi.”
The discovery that Yin Shuwei was actually the female ghost from the recent urban legend that had been spreading like wildfire, quite a few people fell into deep thought.
Sure, it was scary, but lately, their bosses hadn’t been nagging as much when they left work early.
The truth just came too suddenly, leaving them … a little sad.
So, grief-stricken melon-eating office workers turned Yin Shuwei’s mad midnight sprint into a set of reaction memes.
On the blurry, eerie images were written four bold words:
“Qiangzi, your daddy’s here!”
The only ones who couldn’t laugh were Shen Jin’s fans—and everyone who had ever been verbally destroyed by Yin Shuwei.
【Damn you, Yin Shuwei! You almost killed our President Shen!】
【Is Yu Xingzhi out of his mind, marrying such a lunatic? Turning from a fan to anti right now.】
【Doesn’t the production team monitor public opinion at all? With this kind of character and conduct, you still invite her? I’m reporting all of you!!!】
Director Zhen watched the flood of angry comments and the skyrocketing popularity, his mood bouncing around like a beef meatball—full of elasticity. It wasn’t like he hadn’t considered it—hadn’t he privately asked Shen Jin’s opinion, and hadn’t the other party said to proceed as normal?
But still… why did Yin Shuwei’s mental state seem genuinely unstable?
But the show had already started. Filming had already begun.
Director Zhen decided to gamble.
What surprised everyone was that Yao Yueying, after briefly asking about Shen Jin’s condition, didn’t say anything more.
【Yao Yueying is so cold, truly heartless.】
【Isn’t Shen Jin also kind of weird? A man who loves his wife that much—how did he end up choosing Yin Shuwei?】
【Oh no, could there really be something between them?】
【Couldn’t it just be that President Shen was trying to be polite? Who knew Yin Shuwei was crazy?】
Under the watchful eyes of everyone, Yin Shuwei walked up to Shen Jin with a smile, raised her hand, and extended her middle finger.
Then, under the director’s horrified gaze, she flicked out her index finger as well.
“Just flashing a yeah, President Shen,” she said cheerfully.
“Keep smiling—good luck will come naturally.”
T/n: The New Chapter is up! Stay tuned for more becoz our FL is not stopping anytime soon🤣🤣🤣. You can support the original author here. If you’re enjoying what I am doing you can buy me a Ko-fi. Happy Reading 💅 🙃.