As soon as the waitress returned, several colleagues immediately crowded over, “You got it! Ahhhhhh! They signed together!”
The waitress was full of smiles, using the notebook to cover the lower half of her face, and said excitedly: “They are so loving! The two of them are simply a perfect match! ‘Steady Gong and Skittish Shou!’ I definitely didn’t see it wrong!”
Everyone looked at the signatures on the notebook:
Bai Jiangnan: “Affectionate and lingering, our love will not change.”
Yan Yifan: “Together until our hair turns white, may you have an early birth of a noble son.”
Between the two names, they also drew a [heart symbol].
“Ahhhhhhh! Simply perfect!” Several girls huddled together and screamed.
Bai Jiangnan: “Why is your complexion so strange?”
“Ah?” Yan Yifan regained his senses, “No?” He smoothed his clothes and shifted while sitting.
Bai Jiangnan: “You’re not thinking about that waitress just now, are you? She fits your aesthetic?” Ever since she left, he has been looking absent-minded. Bastard! Even if [he] is a straight man, he is a super scum straight man!
Yan Yifan: “Not at all!” He was thinking about the thing that the waitress asked them to sign. At first, he didn’t feel anything, thinking that she just had some happy event recently, so she asked them to sign that way. But after drawing that heart, Yan Yifan seemed to understand something. Seriously, as a writer who mixes in online novel websites, how could he not know Danmei?
Ever since he got closer to Bai Jiangnan, all kinds of CP [pairing] fans for the two of them have flown all over the sky. They even built a Baidu Tieba, inside of which were all kinds of interesting, cute, or fujoshi-style short stories that were unbearable to look at. Yan Yifan has seen quite a few. Although he secretly laughed like a dog every time, he also knew that it wasn’t real. In his heart, these were all two-dimensional products.
But just now, the things that girl asked them to write, now that he thinks about it, made him unable to stop his face from turning red. This was the first time in real life that he had clearly and explicitly run into girls who fujoshi-fied the two of them. This involves the three-dimensional world. And those words just now really seemed like the kind of “sugar-sprinkling” behavior they would give to CP fans. It really makes one’s face turn red and heart beat fast, ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! They unconsciously showed off their affection once. Although it was fake, just thinking about it makes [me] feel so happy, ying ying ying ying~
Bai Jiangnan: [He] actually spaced out again! And even blushed! Damn it! Bai Jiangnan was so angry he couldn’t handle it, but it wasn’t good to show it. He wasn’t feeling very well. It was as if he had fallen into a vinegar jar, and his face turned black.
But Yan Yifan would also secretly look at him from time to time, and then secretly smile with a sweet face.
Generally speaking, it was just that a weird atmosphere—both sour and sweet—permeated between the two of them.
“Table 9, your yuan-yang pot base.” A gentle-looking girl walked over, brought the soup base up, and turned the induction cooker to the maximum.
“Table 9, your beef rolls.” A sweet-looking girl came over and brought the meat dishes they ordered one by one.
“Table 9, your enoki mushrooms.” A pure-looking girl came over and brought the vegetable dishes they ordered one by one.
“Table 9, your pineapple beer.” A girl with a very elegant temperament came over and brought the drinks they ordered one by one.
Girls with different unique features came over one after another like a flowing stream and then went down. During this time, Yan Yifan kept a smile on his face, which made Bai Jiangnan’s complexion turn darker and darker.
“Ahhhhhhh! Young Master Yan’s smile is so sweet!”
“Saw it at close range, hahahahahaha, my ultimate OTP!”
“So happy~ so happy I’m about to faint~”
Several people laughed extremely happily, but they didn’t know that their appearance brought a huge bomb to Yan Yifan.
The fire line burned past second by second, but Yan Yifan was still completely oblivious. He poured things into the boiling pot and said: “This shop is quite good. The atmosphere is quiet, and the environment is quite good…”
“And there are many beauties,” Bai Jiangnan spat out these words almost through gritted teeth.
“Ah?” Yan Yifan was still oblivious. Are there many beauties? He looked left and right.
This appearance of Yan Yifan landed in Bai Jiangnan’s eyes as if he had fallen in love with these beauties at first sight, and even when eating, he had to find an excuse to take a few looks.
Bai Jiangnan: So angry!!! And I can’t even say it out loud!!!!
Yan Yifan: Why is he looking so unhappy? Who provoked him?
The atmosphere between the two became incredibly weird.
Yan Yifan: “The beef rolls are pretty good.”
Bai Jiangnan: “Hehe, yeah.” I can’t taste anything at all; I just swallowed it directly!
Yan Yifan: “This frozen tofu, eat spicy or not?”
Bai Jiangnan: “Don’t eat.” I’m about to explode, what spicy stuff am I supposed to eat!
Yan Yifan: “Oh, then let’s put a few in the non-spicy side too.”
Bai Jiangnan: “…” Huff huff! Calm down, calm down!
Yan Yifan: Why did he become so cold today? Because someone recognized him and asked for an autograph? Probably overjoyed.
Bai Jiangnan: “I’m going to the restroom.” Can’t take it anymore! If I stay any longer, I’m going to explode!
Yan Yifan: “Oh, go early and come back early.” He added, “It doesn’t matter if you come back late.”
Yan Yifan kindly let him go and have his excitement alone, but Bai Jiangnan heard it as: Come back late, I’ll chat with a few beauties~
Bai Jiangnan’s figure as he walked to the restroom walked out a sense of sorrow.
Bai Jiangnan sat on the toilet for a while, and just when he finally calmed down, he suddenly heard someone calling outside: “Bai Jiangnan? Bai Jiangnan?”
Bai Jiangnan’s body paused. He quietly opened a slit and looked out. Sure enough, it was Yan Yifan who came over.
He walked inside while pushing open door after door of the restroom stalls, “Are you in there? Bai Jiangnan~”
Bai Jiangnan’s eyes lit up. Why did he come? But as soon as he thought about Yan Yifan’s philandering appearance just now, his anger wasn’t smoothed out, so he didn’t move at all.
Yan Yifan walked closer and closer, until the last door. The door was slightly open and unlocked. Probably not here, Yan Yifan thought. He turned to walk out.
Bai Jiangnan had already heard Yan Yifan’s footsteps getting closer and closer. Who knew that in the end, he actually just left. Bai Jiangnan angrily pulled the door open, grabbed Yan Yifan, and dragged him back inside.
“Mmph mmph.” Yan Yifan struggled hard, thinking he had encountered a pervert. But the person behind him had such great strength, and he was firmly dragged into the restroom stall.
No way? This is a hotpot restaurant, right? Am I that unlucky? I actually ran into a pervert? I’m a grown man, am I going to be dragged away to have my heart and kidneys dug out and sold?! Cold sweat broke out on Yan Yifan. A slightly familiar but extremely weird and deep voice said in his ear: “Move again and I’ll rape you!”
After Yan Yifan heard this, he struggled even more violently. Brother! I’ve encountered a perverted sex offender!!!!!!
But Yan Yifan could never break free. Not only that, he could also feel that person’s head resting next to his neck, gently licking him with his tongue.
!!!!!!
Yan Yifan didn’t dare to move all of a sudden. He let out a few “woo woo woo” sounds, looking extremely pitiful.
But hearing this in Bai Jiangnan’s ears, it sounded like an enticement. His mood instantly became pleasant.
Yan Yifan: What is this pervert doing? Why is his body shaking and shaking?
Bai Jiangnan: So cute, I want to eat him!
The two had different thoughts, in this small restroom stall, sticking tightly together, even their breathing tightly entangled.
Yan Yifan suddenly stepped hard with his foot. When escaping, he found that the door was locked at some unknown time. He took a sharp breath, turned around, and looked at the pervert, making a fighting stance: “Don’t come over, be careful or I’ll blow your head…”
Bai Jiangnan laughed “hehe” at him.
Yan Yifan’s face was a mess. Remembering everything just now, anger rose in his heart, “It’s you!”
Bai Jiangnan touched his nose embarrassedly: “Hehe, just a joke, your reaction was too big.”
Yan Yifan’s chest rose and fell a few times, wishing he could beat him until he held his head and cried bitterly. He attacked Bai Jiangnan with his hands. Bai Jiangnan used one hand to discharge the force from his hands, and used the other hand to flip his whole person over, circling him in his embrace.
The specific posture was: Yan Yifan’s back was tightly pressed against Bai Jiangnan’s chest. Bai Jiangnan used both hands to lock Yan Yifan’s two hands from behind. Yan Yifan’s hands were firmly locked in a “z” shape, unable to exert any strength at all.
Just now, he didn’t know it was Bai Jiangnan, so he didn’t feel much. But now that he knew the person behind him was Bai Jiangnan, Yan Yifan suddenly felt his body become a bit hot, and his ears were burning. He struggled, threatening with weak confidence: “Let go of me!”
“Letting go is fine, but you can’t fight anymore.” Bai Jiangnan said. His breathing went along Yan Yifan’s earlobe, making Yan Yifan’s heart beat violently with heat.
“You let go of me!” Yan Yifan barked. Suddenly, ta ta ta, someone walked in, and Yan Yifan stiffened.
Bai Jiangnan took the opportunity to hug him tighter: “Don’t move, someone is here.”
That person’s rustling sound never stopped, and Yan Yifan’s heart also jumped to his throat.
Bai Jiangnan laughed lightly twice, his chest vibrating, making Yan Yifan’s face get redder and redder, and his head was also a mess of paste. He wanted to curse, but dared not make a sound, for fear of being discovered by others—the two of them, two big men, hugging each other in such a posture.
But Bai Jiangnan was still [leaning/pasted] against his ear, asking: “Something up with looking for me?”
Yan Yifan’s body was tense, winking: Don’t talk!
But Bai Jiangnan couldn’t see, so he continued: “I heard you calling me.”
Yan Yifan was between tears and laughter. While pricking up his ears to listen to the movement of that person outside, he was being harassed by Bai Jiangnan until his heart was in a state of turmoil.
After much difficulty, the person left. Yan Yifan turned back and glared at Bai Jiangnan fiercely. Bai Jiangnan let him go, laughed, “hehe,” “Let’s go back, the hotpot is about to burn dry.”
Yan Yifan glared at him fiercely, not wanting to pay attention to him at all, and walked outward on his own.