Saying it and doing it, after finishing the meal, the two went to the gym together.
After changing clothes and coming out, Yan Yifan asked: “Which one do you play with often?”
Bai Jiangnan looked smilingly at the sit-up [machine] in the very corner, patted him on the shoulder, and said: “This side.”
Yan Yifan followed him over. Bai Jiangnan demonstrated a few for him and asked: “Understand?”
Yan Yifan looked at Bai Jiangnan’s near-perfect figure and kept drooling, not paying attention at all to the precautions Bai Jiangnan had just mentioned. He nodded casually: “Understood, isn’t it just sit-ups? I can do over a hundred!”
“Good.” Bai Jiangnan stood up and let Yan Yifan sit over.
Yan Yifan lay on it, his feet hooking onto the machine.
Bai Jiangnan stood to the side, supporting his head, and asked: “Do you need my help?”
Yan Yifan: “What’s this? Let me down.”
Bai Jiangnan let go of his hand and smiled at him. Yan Yifan smiled back and exerted force upward.
Hey hey hey hey hey! I get up! Get up! Come! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Still didn’t get up!
Yan Yifan lay on the machine, panting for breath.
Bai Jiangnan covered his mouth and laughed. Yan Yifan: “You just wait!”
Bai Jiangnan didn’t point out Yan Yifan’s mistaken movements; he just watched him get up little by little like that, watching his fair, tender waist be revealed, watching the flush on his face, his eyes watery.
Hehe, teasing me? I’ll let you taste some bitterness first!
Yan Yifan finally got up once. He was so tired that a layer of fine sweat emerged on his forehead. However, once he touched Bai Jiangnan’s playful gaze, he couldn’t help but guiltily shift his gaze away.
Bai Jiangnan laughed: “Tired? Rest for a bit first?”
Yan Yifan held his breath: “Not tired? Where am I tired? Isn’t it just that I haven’t exercised for a long time and don’t know how to exert force? You wait!” Yan Yifan said, lying backward. After lying flat, he again tried little by little, like squeezing toothpaste, relying on the strength of his waist to get up.
After doing ten sit-ups repeatedly like this, Yan Yifan couldn’t move anymore; only the strength to pant was left.
Yan Yifan panted: “W-we, let’s go play with something else!”
Bai Jiangnan laughed brilliantly: “Okay!”
Yan Yifan: Why does a sense of ominous premonition suddenly arise?!
Bai Jiangnan: “Come over, come try the chest muscle workout.”
Yan Yifan walked over, served two repetitions, and found it extremely tiring. Only after doing a few did his shoulders and arms get incredibly sore. He felt a bit embarrassed and secretly took a peek at Bai Jiangnan. Bai Jiangnan turned his face away—he was actually laughing at him!
Yan Yifan was suddenly angered by embarrassment. He gave up the seat, laughed hehe, and said: “You try it.”
Bai Jiangnan nodded, walked to the machine, placed both hands on it, the muscles of his entire arm protruding, his posture perfect to the point of being earth-shatteringly handsome.
Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! So handsome! Super handsome! Giant handsome! Yan Yifan’s heart bloomed with joy. The feeling he had when he first saw him—that feeling of his heart thumping, almost jumping out of his throat—had returned!
“Ahhhhhhh! So handsome~”
“Yeah, yeah~” As soon as this sentence left his lips, Yan Yifan hurriedly sobered up. He looked at a guy next to him with a slender figure, fair and tender skin, covering his face with both hands, making a “gesturing orchid finger” [feminine hand gesture], and wearing a pink tight-fitting sports suit. His whole body shuddered. His internal radar told him that this person absolutely, absolutely is GAY!!!
No way! Yan Yifan looked at that man, then looked at Bai Jiangnan who was sweating slightly from exercising. Beads of bright sweat were oozing out on Bai Jiangnan’s muscles, wrapping around the beautiful wheat-colored muscle lines, making one just want to swallow their spit!
Yan Yifan urged himself to collect his thoughts. He scanned the gym with his gaze and discovered that there were actually many people looking toward this side; there were even a few blatantly staring at Bai Jiangnan, and they quite looked like they intended to go up and hook up with him!
My god! How could it be like this!
Yan Yifan thought to himself that he is simply a fox spirit! Not doing proper business all day, attracting a pile of people wherever he goes!
Just as he was thinking, the man next to him bumped his shoulder and asked: “Hey, you know him, right?”
Yan Yifan pretended and told a lie: “Don’t know him.”
The man: “How is that possible? I saw you two came together? What’s his name?”
Yan Yifan: “Why do you care what his name is? He is a straight man!”
The man tsk tsked twice: “So what if he’s a straight man? Straight men don’t need to make friends?”
Yan Yifan looked at him sideways: “Hehe, he likes more MAN friends.”
The man scanned Yan Yifan up and down, “You’re MAN?” His tone was full of ridicule, which made Yan Yifan very unhappy, saying: “What’s wrong with me? I’m taller than you, more MAN than you!” He thought maliciously, at least I’m not feminine! He looked at this man’s beautiful, gender-ambiguous appearance, and his vigilance reached its peak.
The man sneered: “Are you not confident? Also, whoever is within three steps of me, they won’t be able to see anyone else in their eyes.”
Yan Yifan: One by one, they are all male fox spirits!
Bai Jiangnan did it for a while, and when he stood up, a drop of sweat dripped from his forehead.
Bai Jiangnan walked over, casually lifted the hem of his shirt, and wiped the sweat off his body, revealing sweaty, tight eight-pack abs and sexy mermaid lines, making people want to scream. At least Yan Yifan discovered that everyone’s gazes had brightened; it seemed even the surrounding temperature had risen quite a bit.
Watching Bai Jiangnan walk over, Yan Yifan hurriedly stepped forward, blocked him, and said: “Hey, hey, teach me while you’re at it!”
But he was vigilant against that flamboyant feminine GAY, but that feminine GAY wasn’t easy to talk to either. Seeing him step forward, reaching out a hand to Bai Jiangnan, “Hey! Your muscles are so pretty! Can you impart some knowledge, how did you train them?”
Bai Jiangnan glanced at that person.
That person said: “Hey! My name is Lin Jiang.”
Yan Yifan pulled Bai Jiangnan: “Let’s just go over there.”
Bai Jiangnan said: “Eat less, train more; it’s best to find a private coach to correct your posture.”
Lin Jiang: “Ah, ah, thanks! Which areas do you focus on?”
Yan Yifan watched Lin Jiang follow them as they talked and talked. He cursed directly in his heart: I already said I don’t want to talk to you! Why are you still following! He also blamed Bai Jiangnan for being unable to move his feet just because he saw someone good-looking!
Bai Jiangnan: “Mainly those few areas. Abs are harder; morning and night, you can do a quantitative amount of push-ups, sit-ups, and planks. They are all very helpful.”
Lin Jiang: “Really? I did push-ups before, but I couldn’t persist at all!”
Bai Jiangnan: “Planks would be better, easier to persist with.”
Lin Jiang: “I’ll try it as soon as I go back!”
The two spoke enthusiastically, completely dumping Yan Yifan aside.
After Bai Jiangnan finished speaking, Yan Yifan: QAQ So pissed off!
Lin Jiang: “How about I go up and do a few to try? You help me see where I’m failing.”
Bai Jiangnan glanced at Yan Yifan and slightly hooked his lips, “Okay.”
Yan Yifan said in a deep voice: “I haven’t finished yet, Mr., isn’t there a first-come, first-served?”
For a moment, the atmosphere was a bit awkward.
Lin Jiang laughed hahaha: “Right, I forgot you were here, hahaha! You don’t mind, do you!”
Yan Yifan gnashed his teeth and said: “Don’t mind, why would I mind? We’re all here to exercise!” As he spoke, Yan Yifan got on the machine. He hadn’t had the chance to be angry at Lin Jiang yet; after doing a few movements, he felt a wave of soreness.
Yan Yifan: … So, so tired!
Lin Jiang: “Brother Jiangnan, do you see any problems with his posture?”
Yan Yifan: Already calling him Brother Jiangnan!
Bai Jiangnan: “Look at his arms, his spine, tsk, the whole posture is a bit problematic. This way it’s easy to get tired, and the fitness effect isn’t big either. Actually, many fitness postures, if done incorrectly, will be extremely laborious. This not only fails to exercise the muscles that should be exercised, but instead wears down one’s will because it’s too tiring…”
Lin Jiang: “Oh~ so that’s how it is~ Yeah, yeah…”
Yan Yifan was panting so hard from fatigue, just wanting to flip the machine and throw it at the two of their faces! Flirting in public, and you’re a star, Bai Jiangnan! You’re a public figure! Don’t you want your face [shame] anymore!!!
Yan Yifan stood up in a fit of rage.
Bai Jiangnan: 🙂
Yan Yifan: “I’m tired!”
Lin Jiang: “Then Brother Jiangnan, come guide me?”
Bai Jiangnan: “You watch me do it, compare it with his posture just now.” Bai Jiangnan sat up as he said this, introducing it to Lin Jiang in great detail.
Yan Yifan: His grandmother! So angry my lungs are about to explode!
After Bai Jiangnan knew for a while, his phone rang, and he walked to the side to answer the call.
Lin Jiang leisurely walked to the equipment and started practicing with a very standard posture.
Yan Yifan: “You already knew how to do it!”
Lin Jiang: “Yeah, I already knew how to do it. But what does that have to do with anything? It doesn’t stop me from using it to hook up with a boyfriend, does it?”
Yan Yifan: “He is not your boyfriend!”
Lin Jiang: “He’s not my boyfriend, but he’s not yours either, right?”
Yan Yifan retreated a step as if burned. Although he felt very guilty and ashamed inside, on the surface, he expressed great surprise, saying: “Of course he is not my boyfriend! He is my iron buddy! Hey! I advise you to stay far away from him! He is a straight man!”
Upon hearing this, Lin Jiang looked at him with some surprise. Yan Yifan said: “We are both straight men, neither of us is your target. If you want to find a boyfriend, go find someone else!”
Lin Jiang: … Too weak to complain.
Yan Yifan: “Get up quickly! Don’t waste time! Soon all the good ones will be hit on by others and gone.”
Lin Jiang stood up. When he passed Yan Yifan, he stopped and leaned into his ear to say: “Hey, you like him, don’t you?!”
Yan Yifan’s whole body shuddered, as if shocked by something, and he retreated two steps. His panic was very obvious, “W-w-what are you talking about! Don’t guess wildly! Don’t arbitrarily pin labels on people!”
Lin Jiang laughed, with an expression that everyone understands, don’t make it up. He said: “Fine, fine, fine, you are all straight men—straighter than a pencil!”
Yan Yifan shamefully turned his ears red, glared at him fiercely, and whispered: “Dead sissy!”