14
After spending over half an hour in the study, Fu Qingheng finally managed to calm himself down.
By then, Yun Li had figured out what a bra was for and how to put it on. Remembering that her poop scooper still didn’t know, she ran over to teach him.
Just as Fu Qingheng had settled his thoughts, he heard Yun Li’s voice again. Instinctively, he reached up and loosened the button at this collar.
“Brother Fu, I know how to wear that little piece of clothing now. it’s called bra. It’s something we girls use to protect our—”
Before Yun Li could say anything more dangerous, Fu Qingheng cut her off. “No need. I already know.”
Yun Li let out a puzzled “Eh?” “You know?”
She stared at Fu Qingheng as if to say, ‘but just now you clearly didn’t know.’ Fu Qingheng only felt his throat growing drier. “It’s common sense.”
Yun Li said “Oh” in disappointment. Well, alright then.
To prevent Yun Li from blurting out something else earth-shattering, Fu Qingheng decisively took control of the conversation and asked, “Did you really graduate?”
He couldn’t be blamed for doubting her. Yun Li looked very young—she didn’t seem like someone who had entered the workforce at all.
Just as Yun Li was about to nod guiltily, Fu Qingheng suddenly pulled out a thick stack of books and said, “Do these.”
Yun Li picked up the book and saw eight big characters on the cover: “Five Years of College Entrance Exam Prep, Three Years of Simulation.”
What was this?
She flipped through it randomly and saw pages densely packed with text. She couldn’t understand a single word.
Fu Qingheng urged her, “What are you standing there for? Take a pen and start writing. If you can finish this, I’ll believe you graduated.”
Yun Li stared at him blankly, then foolishly picked up a pen and looked at the text in front of her.
Were these crooked, twisted characters supposed to be writing? Were they ghost scribbles?
Although Yun Li had attended school in the demon realm, she hadn’t liked listening in class. Every day, she either slept or convinced her friends to skip class with her. She had never actually paid attention to the teacher’s lessons.
Had the teacher ever even taught these things?
Biting the end of her pen, she tried hard to recall what class had been like, then looked down at the questions on the page. She didn’t understand any of it.
Fu Qingheng waited for a full ten minutes without seeing Yun Li write a single character.
“Why aren’t you writing?”
Yun Li looked up pitifully when she heard this. “I don’t know how to do it.”
Fu Qingheng sat down next to her and looked at the problem she was stuck on. It was a simple trigonometry question—one of the most basic problems there was.
And she couldn’t even do this?
“You don’t know how to do this either?”
Yun Li nodded and answered matter-of-factly, “Our teacher never taught us this.”
Even if the teacher had covered it, as long as she hadn’t been listening, it didn’t count as being taught.
Fine. If she couldn’t even do the first problem, there was no point in continuing with the rest.
“Tomorrow, you’re going to school.”
At the mention of school, Yun Li wilted. “Can I not go?”
She had come to the human world for the sake of plump chickens, not to be locked up in class every day.
Fu Qingheng shot her a look that said, “What do you think?”
This woman seemed innocent on the surface, but in reality, she was a mischievous troublemaker. Today, she had roasted his koi. Tomorrow, she’d probably be climbing onto the roof.
Better to send her to school and have some peace at home.
Fu Qingheng meant what he said. He actually had Guo Ziyang contact a school to enroll her.
Of course, before that, he made sure all her documents were properly arranged.
Yun Li insisted she was twenty years old, but her face looked more like seventeen or eighteen. After some back-and-forth, they settled on nineteen.
Having shrunk by over two hundred years all of a sudden, Yun Li felt a bit unaccustomed to it.
Pingcheng No. 1 High School was the best school in the city, consisting of both a public division and a private division.
The students in the public division had all earned their spots through hard work, each with excellent grades. As for the private division, it was the kind of school where wealthy families spent money to send their unruly second- and third-generation rich kids.
The two campuses were separated by only a narrow path—just a wall to climb over.
Yun Li belonged to the category of students with poor grades, so she was placed in the private school.
After the bell rang, classroom 13 of grade 11 was as noisy as ever.
The homeroom teacher was already used to it. These rich kids weren’t here to study—they were clearly just here to waste time.
But they came from wealthy families, and wealthy people started from a different baseline. Even if they were completely useless at school, they would still live more freely and extravagantly than the vast majority of ordinary people.
Especially the female student at the back—he had heard she was placed here by some big-shot. On the placement test, she had submitted a blank paper.
Fortunately, she looked like a well-behaved girl. If she were a troublemaker, he really wouldn’t be able to handle it.
The classroom was in complete chaos. The boys were roughhousing and playing games, while the girls gossiped, looked in mirrors, and fixed their makeup.
“Hey, I heard a transfer student is coming today!”
“How do you know? Did you see them? Is it a guy or a girl? Are they handsome?”
“I didn’t see them. I just overheard the homeroom teacher mention it when he pulled me aside to scold me.”
“Tch! You don’t have any information at all. So basically, you said nothing.”
“Once they get here, you’ll find out!”
The girl who had been touching up her lipstick immediately put it down, clasped her hands together, and prayed earnestly, “I hope it’s a handsome guy!”
Her deskmate interrupted her muttering and teased her with a laugh, “Even if it is a handsome guy, he wouldn’t go for you. Stop daydreaming!”
The lipstick girl rolled her eyes and called out her name in frustration, “Zhang Zihan!”
Zhang Zihan stuck out her tongue. “I’m just telling the truth. Look at yourself dressed like a little delinquent. What handsome guy would ever like you, Ouyang Mengyao?”
Ouyang Mengyao was absolutely furious and wanted nothing more than to throw down with Zhang Zihan.
The classroom was a complete zoo. Even before reaching the door, Yun Li could hear the noisy commotion inside, which made her very curious.
The homeroom teacher suddenly turned back. “You’ll be attending class here from now on.”
Yun Li said, “Oh,” and followed the teacher inside.
These rich kids weren’t afraid of their homeroom teacher in the slightest. Even with him standing up front, they continued doing whatever they pleased.
The teacher cleared his throat. “Class is in session. Everyone quiet down!”
The students ignored him. Any other homeroom teacher would have lost their temper long ago.
Chen Jie couldn’t afford to offend the forces behind these students. He slammed the desk forcefully to get everyone’s attention. “Alright, our class has a new student today. Everyone settle down.”
The news of a new student had already spread, and everyone was curious.
Sure enough, upon hearing this, each of them shut their mouths and looked at Yun Li, and the classroom actually fell silent.
If the students showed this kind of self-discipline during regular classes, Chen Jie would probably cry tears of joy.
Everyone stared at Yun Li standing at the podium. No one had expected the transfer student to be this good-looking.
The girl in front of the blackboard had skin as fair as a delicate porcelain doll, with exquisitely refined features. Her bright eyes were particularly striking—lively and captivating, with a seductive quality.
She was nearly 1.7 meters tall with a slender figure. Her school uniform was worn neatly, yet it exuded an intangible air of enchantment. Her long, jet-black hair cascaded down her back, giving her the appearance of a well-behaved girl.
Chen Jie said, “Introduce yourself to everyone.”
“Hello everyone, my name is Yun Li.”
With so many humans staring at her, Yun Li grew nervous. She smiled shyly, her lips red and teeth white, instantly capturing the hearts of most of the boys in the room.
Not only was the new transfer student good-looking, but her voice was also especially pleasant.
Wow, she was too cute!
Zhang Zihan poked Ouyang Mengyao’s shoulder. “Your handsome guy dream just shattered. She’s a genuine beauty.”
Ouyang Mengyao clicked her tongue. “So what? At least she’ll piss off you-know-who.”
Their class might not have good grades, but it had no shortage of handsome guys and beautiful girls.
The grade’s most beautiful girl sat right next to Ouyang Mengyao. Her name was Cheng Lulu, and they had been at odds for a long time.
This Cheng Lulu pretended to be something she wasn’t all day long—acting one way in front of people and another behind their backs. She was absolutely insufferable.
Ouyang Mengyao glared at Cheng Lulu, then suddenly had an idea. “What do you think about us befriending the new girl and using her to piss off Cheng Lulu?”
“I don’t think that’s a good idea.” Zhang Zihan rolled her eyes. “Haven’t you seen how well-behaved the new girl looks? Would she want to hang out with two little delinquents like us?”
Ouyang Mengyao dismissed her with a wave. “We’ll try it out and see.”
After the self-introduction came time to assign Yun Li a seat.
Yun Li was too good-looking. Letting her sit among a group of boys wouldn’t be appropriate. Chen Jie glanced at the seats below, hesitating, when Ouyang Mengyao raised her hand. “Teacher, I want to be friends with Yun Li. Let her sit with me!”
Zhang Zihan said, “Huh? Then what about me?”
Ouyang Mengyao shot her a glance. “Isn’t your boyfriend eagerly waiting for you to sit with him in the back?”
Chen Jie had a headache. He didn’t want Yun Li sitting with Ouyang Mengyao—she would definitely be completely corrupted by her.
At that moment, Cheng Lulu also spoke up. “Teacher, I have an open seat here too.”
Cheng Lulu wasn’t bad—she listened attentively in class and didn’t cause trouble.
Chen Jie was about to nod when Yun Li said, “Teacher, I’d like to sit with her.”
The person Yun Li was pointing at was none other than Ouyang Mengyao.
Chen Jie was stunned. “Are you sure?”
Yun Li nodded firmly. Ouyang Mengyao hadn’t expected Yun Li to choose her on her own. She was so happy she nearly jumped up. “Teacher, Yun Li wants to sit with me too!”
Since Yun Li had already said so, Chen Jie couldn’t object. He waved his hand, letting Yun Li go take her seat.
Zhang Zihan naturally moved to a spot behind and started playing games with her boyfriend.
Yun Li sat down next to Ouyang Mengyao. “Hello, my name is Yun Li!”
Ouyang Mengyao’s favorability toward Yun Li skyrocketed simply because she had chosen her over Cheng Lulu. “My name is Ouyang Mengyao. You can call me Ouyang. From now on, I’ve got your back!”
Yun Li nodded and sincerely complimented her, “Ouyang, your name is so pretty!”
Pretty? The name Mengyao was already completely overused.
The homeroom teacher was lecturing at the front, while the two of them whispered below.
Ouyang Mengyao was bursting with curiosity. “Why did you choose me?”
Yun Li scratched her hair shyly. “I don’t like studying. I was afraid I’d disturb the other person.”
Based on her experience, the other girl clearly looked like a serious student. She had never gotten along with that type, and she didn’t want to hinder someone else’s academic progress.
That essentially implied that Ouyang Mengyao wasn’t a good student!
But Ouyang Mengyao wasn’t angry at all, because what Yun Li said was true. Her grades were already bad to begin with.
“That’s fine. I don’t like studying either!”
**