(Brainless Power Fantasy + Abstract Madness)
Jiang City.
At the Su Family ball.
A woman with an arrogant gaze and a face that could topple nations coldly said to a handsome man before her, “A mere live-in son-in-law of the Lin Family dares to be so arrogant.”
“Hey, go teach that guy a lesson.”
The handsome man immediately lowered his head and responded, “Yes! I will make the Eldest Miss satisfied!”
With that, he turned and walked toward a plain-looking man sitting in a corner of the ballroom.
As he turned, a hint of helplessness appeared on his face.
His name was Qin Luo.
In his previous life, while crossing the street, he was accidentally hit by a car and thrown into this urban fiction world composed of all kinds of Long Aotian power-fantasy plots.
The plots included things like the live-in son-in-law Dragon King, the mountain doctor, the foreign assassin organization veteran, or my daughter living in a doghouse, and so on.
Although he had come in his original body and had obtained the 『Strongest Lackey System』 which gave rewards for doing lackey-like things, if he didn’t bind a villain target within a month, he would completely die and vanish.
The woman giving orders was named Su Muwan, the biggest villain in this urban fiction world.
She had one advantage: she only died at the very end.
That’s why Qin Luo chose to bind her.
The current plot was the ballroom chapter of 『Urban Live-in Son-in-law Dragon King』.
This was also the point where Su Muwan and the Dragon King Xiao Tian had their conflict.
On Su Muwan’s side, unnoticed by everyone, her originally arrogant expression gradually softened, turning into a dazed look.
She looked around, and her dazed expression gradually turned into surprise.
This is… the Su Family ballroom?
I’ve been reincarnated?!
Realizing this, Su Muwan almost cried out loud.
In her previous life, because she had extraordinary martial arts talent since childhood, plus a superior family background and pampered upbringing, she developed an overbearing and arrogant personality.
She was even foolish enough to repeatedly provoke the Chosen Ones favored by heaven, ultimately leading to a tragic death.
This life, Su Muwan told herself she must stay in her place and absolutely not follow the same path again!
Oh, right!
Su Muwan suddenly remembered that there was a key figure at this ball who must not be provoked.
That was Xiao Tian, the live-in son-in-law of the Lin Family. His true identity was actually the Dragon King of the Dragon King Palace!
In her previous life, because she was arrogant and looked down on others, she had a conflict with him. She remembered… she had called a lackey to insult him a few times.
No, she had to stop it quickly. Hopefully, it hadn’t reached that part of the plot yet!
But just as she thought that, a commotion came from a distance.
Smack!!!
A crisp sound echoed through the ballroom.
A mocking voice followed: “Kid!”
“So you’re the Dragon King!?”
Su Muwan looked toward the source, and immediately… her vision went dark.
It’s over!
Meanwhile, Qin Luo walked up to Xiao Tian with a cocky expression and viciously slapped him.
『Successfully humiliated the Chosen Dragon King!! Attribute Points +1!』
Nice, perfect.
Qin Luo kept a straight face on the surface, glancing at Su Muwan with the corner of his eye.
He thought that this should make her satisfied, right?
But, huh?
Qin Luo was startled, seeing Su Muwan walking over with a grim expression.
Why? Did she think one slap wasn’t enough?
On this side, the Dragon King Xiao Tian’s cheek stung fiercely. His mind buzzed, and he was slow to react.
Although he was often slapped at home by his wife, mother-in-law, father-in-law, sister-in-law, and many other relatives, those were his family members.
But who did this Su Family lackey think he was?!
He stood up abruptly, his eyes dark as he glared at Qin Luo. “You… dare to strike me?”
He had been sitting in the corner, minding his own business after showing off, and now an outsider had hit him?
Hearing this, Qin Luo turned his head and looked at Xiao Tian with contempt. “A piece of trash dares to call himself ‘His Highness’?”
“If I don’t teach you a lesson, you’ll really think you’re someone!”
As he spoke, Smack!!
Under Xiao Tian’s furious gaze, Qin Luo slapped him again with the back of his hand.
“You’re looking for death!”
Xiao Tian’s eyes flashed with anger.
You still hit?
I endure everything, and you push it this far?!
“Stop!”
Just then, Su Muwan rushed over to stop her little lackey.
This, this, this!!!
She grabbed Qin Luo’s arm and whispered to him, “Why did you hit him twice?”
In her previous life, the Dragon King Xiao Tian had revealed his identity and ordered the execution of all outsiders who had slapped him.
Hearing this, Qin Luo immediately understood.
So that’s it.
She thought his little fuss was beneath the dignity of Miss Su’s status.
That made sense. The Su Family ruled Jiang City with an iron fist. He was just a live-in son-in-law hiding his identity!
And Su Muwan didn’t know Xiao Tian was the Dragon King!
So two slaps were far from enough?
Thus, Qin Luo nodded with a loyal expression and said, “Young lady, rest assured. This is just the beginning… Next, I’ll make him know what it means to oppose the Su Family!”
With that, he glared arrogantly at Xiao Tian. “Waste of a live-in son-in-law!”
“Offend Miss Su, and there’s no future for you, Xiao Tian, in Jiang City! Even the Lin Family will suffer!”
No, no, no!!
That’s not what I meant!!
Su Muwan shouted inwardly, but she couldn’t say anything explicitly.
Because that would make others notice her abnormality.
Meanwhile, from around the ballroom, mocking laughter rang out.
“Humph! A mere live-in son-in-law of the Lin Family dares to cause trouble at the Su Family’s ball. He really doesn’t know his place!”
“Exactly. A useless piece of trash dares to call himself the Dragon King? If he’s the Dragon King, I’ll eat shit on the spot!”
“I’ll throw in half a kilo!”
Ah, yes.
Su Muwan was inwardly devastated. In her previous life, she loved hearing flattery like this, which made her countless enemies.
This time, she absolutely could not repeat that!
No, she had to stop this.
Thinking this, she forced a smile and looked at Xiao Tian. “Xiao…”
The next second, Xiao Tian clenched his fists, glaring at Su Muwan beside Qin Luo. “Su Family’s Su Muwan, so all this was your doing. Good, very good.”
“You send people to humiliate me repeatedly. Once I recover my strength, I will massacre the entire Su Family!”
As he finished speaking,
“How dare you!!”
Smack!!
Before Su Muwan could say anything, Qin Luo stepped up and delivered a vicious slap.
“Urgh!!”
Xiao Tian covered his cheek, steadying himself against the table.
He stared at Qin Luo in disbelief.
You… you still hit?
Qin Luo angrily stepped in front of Su Muwan and roared, “A mere trash dares to speak rudely to my young lady!”
“This slap is for your lack of respect!”
Smack!
With that, another slap.
“This slap is for your arrogance!”
Smack!
Another slap!
“This slap is for your conceit!”
Smack, smack, smack, smack!!
“These slaps are for being too ugly!!”
“This…”
“Wait.”
Not only was Xiao Tian stunned, but even Su Muwan was dumbfounded. She stared blankly at Qin Luo’s speed.
What the hell!
Why do you even hit him for being ugly?!
Although watching this little lackey beat up the Dragon King felt satisfying, when he recovers his strength, it’s me who’ll die!!
In my previous life, I don’t remember my lackey being this arrogant?!
Oh no, how many times did he hit the Dragon King?!
Su Muwan wanted to cry, but on the surface, she had to maintain a persona fitting her current self.
After all, to outsiders, she was still arrogant and domineering!
A sudden change would definitely arouse suspicion.
Qin Luo pulled his arm free from Su Muwan’s grip, waved his hand, and laughed. “Young lady, I’m not tired. Let me slap him a few more times, and this waste will behave!”
No, no! I’m afraid he’ll kill me once he reveals his identity!
Su Muwan screamed inwardly, but outwardly, she smiled lightly and shook her head. “That’s enough. This is, after all, my Su Family ball. It wouldn’t look good to make too big a scene.”
With that, she looked at Xiao Tian, who could barely contain his fury. “Mr. Xiao, right? I think we can turn enemies into friends, bury the hatchet.”
“What do you think?”
Su Muwan knew it sounded far-fetched, but she had to try anything.
Qin Luo, listening nearby, began to speculate on the big villain’s intentions.
As a big villain, she certainly wouldn’t make peace with the protagonist.
So… Qin Luo’s eyes widened!
She was using another method to humiliate Xiao Tian?
Damn, no wonder she was the big villain who made countless enemies in the original story. She was already showing her talent for attracting the protagonist’s hatred!
Xiao Tian felt the same.
First, Su Muwan sent someone to humiliate him at the ball, then she sent a lackey to slap him.
Now she was publicly proposing to turn enemies into friends.
Xiao Tian took a deep breath and said coldly, “Miss Su.”
“The Su Family’s grudge… I will remember it!!”
Su Muwan smiled on the surface.
But inside, she had already started crying.
No!! Isn’t there any way to save my precarious life?!
Oh, right!
Su Muwan suddenly remembered that Xiao Tian was especially protective and caring toward the Lin Family’s Eldest Miss, Lin Wanrong.
If she could befriend Lin Wanrong, wouldn’t she avoid the death ending?!
Yes! That’s it!
Meanwhile, Qin Luo saw Su Muwan’s grim expression and thought she wasn’t satisfied, so he was about to continue.
And just as Xiao Tian was about to retaliate, the next second,
“Xiao Tian!! You worthless piece of trash! I look away for one second, and you cause such a huge mess!”