Some disciples used spiritual power to turn it into the shape of scissors and began cutting.
Some directly drew longswords and made a few swift slashes.
Others held embroidery needles, threading them back and forth with smooth, flowing movements and a pleasing style. Then they used the coolest poses to do the most virtuous things.
They gritted their teeth and coaxed the two little ancestors into happiness.
Although it was a little difficult for them, it was not too hard to carry out; you could even say it was overkill.
In the future, whenever they remembered it, it would definitely be a lifelong black mark in their cultivation history! It would bring shame to their sect… anyway, it could never be something that brought honor to their ancestors. Sigh.
Li Shijie saw this scene, his vision went black, and he fainted on the spot.
We… we came here to reclaim our dignity!
Not to make clothes…
Chen Ziyuan and Chen Zihao saw that they were doing a decent job, and joy appeared in their eyes.
Satisfied.
Then they also began to imitate them.
“Qi-blade Technique!” On their little faces was an expression of extreme seriousness.
Then,
A terrifying blade-shaped phantom appeared!
It was about to strike at the silk brocade…
The disciples were startled, thinking the little ancestors were going to tear them apart.
They hurriedly stopped them. “Little ancestors, it is too big… this will ruin the cloth.”
“Oh, then make it a little smaller.” The two little ones were very obedient.
They were making clothes for Daddy, mother, and little sister, so they could not make mistakes. They had to be humble and ask for guidance.
The disciples let out a sigh of relief. Goodness, they could casually shape something that big. The two little ancestors must be even stronger than Senior Brother. Could they really be Transcendence realm cultivators?
They were convinced!
And they were glad they were clever enough.
They wiped the cold sweat from their brows, did not dare say another word, and quietly played the part of virtuous little wives.
And so, deep in the Chaotic Ancient Mountains, an extremely harmonious yet absurd scene took shape.
Before long…
“Look! The disciples of Qingshan Sect are actually doing embroidery in the Chaotic Ancient Mountains! Unbelievable!”
A group of passing cultivators spotted the scene and began to question life itself, their eyes widening.
“Aren’t they here to gain experience? They can still do other things in a place like this?!”
“Who knows? Maybe Qingshan Sect is too poor and came here to make some extra money.”
The cultivators stopped almost instinctively and gathered around to watch, because this was far too strange.
“Could Qingshan Sect have learned some underhanded tricks?”
“Doesn’t seem like it. They’re just cutting fabric.”
“I get it! This must be some scheme by Qingshan Sect… using this behavior to put on a show for everyone else, to make the other sect disciples let their guard down so they can secretly advance while hiding their real intentions!”
“Hah, and they even brought two children as cover. Truly shameless!”
“Whatever. Test them and we’ll know!”
“Hey~ Brothers of Qingshan Sect… what are you… doing… being so virtuous…” someone shouted from far away.
“Get lost!”
“…”
“What did you say?!”
“We said get lost. If you don’t want to get lost, come over here if you’ve got the guts!”
“As if we’re afraid of you!”
The group of cultivators jumped in anger and charged over immediately!
They wanted to see what kind of trick Qingshan Sect was up to!
Know yourself and know your enemy, and you will win every battle! After all, there was competition between them!
However, after rushing over in a great fuss, they found two small children staring at them.
???
But none of the Qingshan Sect disciples dared make a sound; they just kept busy with their own work, stifling laughter.
Not long after…
“Qi-saber shears!”
Forced to join in, each of them wore a miserable expression.
But their hand movements were as virtuous as could be.
Waaah waah waah~
So the disciples of Qingshan Sect had been kidnapped…
By two little brats!
They almost could not catch their breath.
Good heavens, whose kids are these?
You people are so noble! So amazing! You are so filial that you dragged us in to do this kind of thing…
Until the sun sank beyond the western hills.
The disciples of the sect, hearts aching, tearfully bid farewell to the two little ancestors. This was dark history, absolutely dark history!
The disciples of Qingshan Sect could not even cry; they dragged Senior Brother Li Shijie along and ran for their lives.
How were they supposed to explain this when they got back? They could not possibly tell the truth…
Chen Ziyuan and Chen Zihao, however, were overjoyed, holding a few finished samples and looking excited.
This proved that human joys and sorrows are not shared.
“Xiao Hao, we learned it!”
“Yes, sister. Once we finish making clothes for Daddy, mother, and little sister, they will definitely like them.”
“But I heard we still need to measure the right sizes… Mother has never met us, Daddy has gone off to get us a little sister, and little sister is not born yet. Where are we supposed to measure?”
“Hmm~ Sister, how about we measure other people’s Daddies and other people’s mothers?”
“Huh? That does not seem right.”
The two little ones fell into worry again, not knowing whether they should really do that.
Then Chen Zihao flew up and gestured at a height. “Daddy is about this long…”
Chen Ziyuan thought about how Daddy felt when he held her and made a gesture too. “Daddy is about this wide…”
Then a flash of inspiration came over her, sudden as enlightenment. “I know. Our Daddy is very handsome, so let’s find handsome people to measure.”
“But sister, no one is more handsome than our Daddy.”
“That’s true. Then it is fine if they are a little less handsome, right?”
“Okay, okay! Then for mother’s size… we just need to find especially beautiful people to measure! Our mother must be very beautiful.”
The two little ones instantly agreed, feeling that they were extraordinarily clever.
“But where do we find them… it is not easy. Xiao Hao, let’s head back first…”
“Okay, sister.”
…
Somewhere in the Chaotic Ancient Mountains.
An old man with a body full of the smell of blood appeared. He had a gaunt face and vicious eyes.
Then he took a deep sniff of the air and showed a slightly intoxicated expression.
“Demon Children Descend? Looks like there are cute children in the Chaotic Ancient Mountains…”
Heh heh heh~
He had come here specially.
Then he licked the corner of his mouth.
“Those people have not offered young boys and girls to this old ancestor for a long time… I wonder what changed.”
“If there are no more children, this old ancestor’s lifespan will soon run out…”
He was the Blood Demon Ancestor.
He cultivated a wicked art. The technique was powerful, but it consumed his lifespan; only by continuously devouring the vitality of the young could it be sustained.
Then the Blood Demon Ancestor snorted coldly. “If not for my caution around that person in Anta City, and if the other sects were not always sticking their noses in everything, why would this old ancestor need to go through such trouble!”
He would have just charged in and stolen the children! How could ordinary villages and cities possibly stop him?
There would be no need to rely on other cultivators to deliver them to him, and no need to buy children through trade.
Now it was fine; those people had not made much of a reaction lately, and the one suffering was him.
“Since I cannot easily show myself in the outside world, then in the Chaotic Ancient Mountains, surely no one will bother me…”
“These two little brats will do for now.”
“Once this old ancestor’s wicked art reaches completion, no one will be able to stop me… heh heh heh~”
The Blood Demon Ancestor gave a strange laugh and concealed himself, beginning to search for his target.
…
Compared with the two little ones wreaking havoc everywhere, the parents in the Immortal Realm started cuddling again.
Inside the small house, when they woke from their nap, they were still holding each other.
“Wife, you’re awake.” Chen Junye wore a smile, looking utterly content. It was obvious that he had been living a comfortable and happy life.
He gazed at the children’s mother in his arms with deep affection.
His wife was so beautiful, and her figure was absurdly perfect, her skin so smooth… Having a wife really was great; it was much more interesting than fighting and killing.
Xia Zhiyao’s expression was much the same as Chen Junye’s. After all, they had been separated for so long that it was hard not to want to enjoy themselves to the fullest.
With longing and emotion bursting out at once, who still had the energy to care about anything else?
This was pretty good now. Fully satisfied.
She leaned against Chen Junye’s chest and smiled softly. “Husband, let me prepare a meal for you…”