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The Immortal Venerable Went Mad After My Faked Death [Transmigration]

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The Immortal Venerable Went Mad After My Faked Death [Transmigration]

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The moonlight, like cold, crisp frost and snow, fell upon the peach blossom branches. A dark blue butterfly clung to the tender yellow pistils of a peach blossom, its long, slender proboscis just extending when it was startled into flight by a sudden sound beneath the tree.

“Meow-ao-ao-ao-meow-wu!”

The system, wearing the skin of a little black cat, came scrambling and rolling all the way, shrieking as it rushed toward Yan Fulang’s room.Full novel: The Immortal Venerable Went Mad After My Faked Death [Transmigration] — read the rest free on N​o⁠v​e⁠l​C⁠o​d⁠e​x⁠.​o⁠r​g⁠

Unfortunately, due to a series of reasons including but not limited to tripping over the threshold when it slammed open the bedroom door, falling face-first into a dog-eating-dirt posture, stepping on its own left foot with its right foot while going down the stairs and rolling straight down, and finally managing to run normally only to step on an innocently passing rat snake and so on it arrived a step too late.

Despite rushing as fast as it could, it still failed to stop Yan Fulang before he entered the room.

The pitch-black hem of a robe disappeared between the cracks of the door, and the door panels opened and closed, making a few soft clicks.

The system’s fur instantly stood on end. It attempted to take over the control permissions of Ji Yunzhao’s small account to help him switch accounts ahead of time.

But it failed.

Ji Yunzhao had not signed the authorization form allowing the system to temporarily take over bodily permissions in special circumstances, so it could not operate beyond its authority.

The system collapsed onto the ground in despair, flattening itself into a cat pancake.

How could there be so many coincidences?

Host, I really, truly did my best.

On the other side.

Yan Fulang closed the bedroom door and dropped the lock.

After obtaining the secret manual, he had indeed intended to cultivate for the entire night until dawn, but,

He thought of the huge pile of food Ji Yunzhao had placed in the kitchen and storage pouch. Although he wouldn’t be cooking meals these days, he still needed to help heat up the dishes and pastries for Ji Yunzhao.

After all, that mysterious senior at home who couldn’t tell the five grains apart and possessed a distinct talent for blowing up the kitchen probably didn’t know how to heat food to the point where it was just right to eat.

With good luck, it would only be insufficiently heated; with bad luck, perhaps the home would need a brand-new kitchen rebuilt.

For him, cultivating straight until midnight wouldn’t bring the slightest feeling of fatigue, but he still had to wake up early tomorrow.

As Yan Fulang took off his clothes and walked toward the bath barrel behind the screen, he recalled the food Ji Yunzhao brought home, considering which ones were suitable to serve as breakfast.

The interior of the room was completely dark with no windows open. No matter how bright the moonlight was outside, it could not shine in.

He did not light a lamp.

After stepping into the world of cultivators, heaven and earth had changed their appearance in his eyes.

The deep night sky would no longer obstruct his vision, and even the minute sounds produced in the distance would completely enter his ears.

As his last piece of clothing was taken off, folded, and placed beside the bath barrel, the rustling sound of the fabric concealed the soft movements upon the bed.

Yan Fulang’s movements were not deliberately lightened, yet they did not startle the soundly sleeping person on the bed awake either.

Ji Yunzhao could never have imagined that Yan Fulang would be willing to return early, and was currently shrinking inside the blanket completely unaware.

He even felt that the blanket was covering his face too much, so he unconsciously flipped over in his sleep. His pitch-black hair scattered, winding and spreading all over the bed.

Splashing water sounds came from behind the screen one after another.

Ji Yunzhao’s delicate brows suddenly knit together. In his grogginess, his fingertips fumbled to pull over the blanket, muffling his head.

The bath barrels at home were all magical treasures prepared by Ji Yunzhao that could automatically replenish, replace, and adjust the water temperature, saving Yan Fulang a lot of housework.

Unfortunately, due to the layout of ancient rooms, there was no way to isolate the sound.

Ji Yunzhao’s sleep quality had always been poor. He didn’t sleep deeply; as long as there was a bit of movement nearby, it was very easy for him to be startled awake.

Yet tonight, after frowning with impatience for a moment, he muffled himself inside the blanket and tossed and turned like a moving glutinous rice ball, tossing around for a long time without waking up.

The water sounds quickly stopped.

The movements on the bed ceased at the same time.

When Yan Fulang emerged from behind the screen again, he only had a bath towel wrapped around his lower body.

A few droplets of water that hadn’t been wiped dry remained on his shoulders and back. He took a cloth and was about to wipe them when his movements suddenly paused.

Upon the cloth that ought to be perfectly clean hung a strand of black cat fur.

Thinking of something, he checked the other items placed outside the cabinet.

Beneath the screen was a fallen cat whisker, and on the soft couch was a very distinct grey cat paw print.

Yan Fulang: “…”

Evidence of the system’s crimes was left in various places around the room. Yan Fulang knit his brows slightly, not understanding what Tongtong had run into his room for.

Before entering the room, he had heard Tongtong’s shrill shrieks. But when he looked back, he only saw the little black cat trip and fall face-first while running. Thinking it couldn’t die from that, he hadn’t minded it.

For Tongtong to become this agitated upon seeing him enter the room, could it be because.

His gaze landed on the edge of the bed.

Beneath the heavy layers of bed curtains, a dark shadow seemed to be hidden.

A thin mist diffused at this moment. The snow-white mist was very distinct in the dark night, only thanks to the bed curtains was most of it blocked.

Yet there were still wisps and strands of mist, like smoke, drilling out of the heavy curtains and falling into Yan Fulang’s eyes.

Accompanying the white mist was a very faint, crisp, and ethereal fragrance.

This mist was very familiar.

Yan Fulang’s expression turned stern. He strode to the bed and yanked the curtains open.

The white mist instantly vanished without a trace, and the slightly bulging blanket turned flat the moment the curtains were pulled open.

On the wide bed, only a very small, palm-sized bulge remained.

The rustling sounds came once more.

Beneath the blanket, something was nuzzling back and forth, moving with great difficulty.

Before long, the edge of the blanket was pushed open by a bit of tender yellow.

A red-and-white, fluffy, and round little bird crawled out from inside the blanket.

Its round little head tilted up. The little bird looked as if it hadn’t fully woken up yet. Seeing the suddenly appearing Yan Fulang, instead of being startled into flying away, it actually blinked its eyes very familiarly.

“So, it was you.”

Yan Fulang’s gaze was dark and deep. He stared fixedly at the sleep-dazed little bird. It wasn’t until the little bird’s head tilted and it fell fast asleep again that he lightly lifted the blanket a bit and took away the feather the little bird had dropped on the bed.

Ji Yunzhao slept very soundly during this slumber.

Except during the middle of the night when either because he dreamed he fell into water and kept splashing around, or because he heard some splashing water sounds in reality he slept a bit unstably, the rest of the time he slept quite well.

He wasn’t sure if it was a dream or if it really happened, but when he was half-awake, he seemed to see Yan Fulang standing by the bed?

Forget it, ignore it, it’s no big deal. Anyway, his cover didn’t drop, so just treat it as a dream.

Sleeping early meant waking up early, and he opened his eyes right before sunrise.

Entering his sight were the youth’s firm, beautiful, and smooth abdominal muscles, his skin without the slightest flaw, not a single past scar to be seen.

The only eye-catching thing was a very shallow red mark on his collarbone.

It was very small, and its shape was also somewhat familiar.

Ji Yunzhao paused, crawled out of the blanket, and hopped onto the pillow.

His bright red tail feathers perked up, and his snow-white little head tilted slightly. Ji Yunzhao crooked his head, staring at that mark, extending a wing to gesture at it.

Hmm, this… this couldn’t have been accidentally pecked out by his bird beak while he was asleep, right?

The more Ji Yunzhao looked, the more he felt it was possible, unconsciously shrinking his neck.

Calm down… by the time Yan Fulang wakes up, maybe this little mark will have long faded.

The certain little bird who had committed a misdeed didn’t even have time to flee the crime scene before it was suddenly scooped up by a large hand.

The youth who was supposed to still be asleep opened a pair of peach blossom eyes devoid of any sleepiness, quietly looking at the little bird in his palm.

His thin lips hooked into a very shallow arch, and Yan Fulang let out a light laugh. “Caught you.”

Ji Yunzhao: “…”

Ji Yunzhao: “???”

Wasn’t Yan Fulang still cultivating until midnight last night? How could he wake up at this time?

He only slept for a few hours, yet his spirit was this good?! Young people are truly terrifying!

A golden light suddenly reflected on the window panels.

Time was almost running out.

Ji Yunzhao instantly became both shocked and anxious. As if having a stress response, he struggled hard in Yan Fulang’s palm.

Red-and-white feathers rustled down, filling the bed. Before turning into a bald little bird, he hardened his heart, brought his sharp bird beak over, and pecked Yan Fulang’s fingertip.

The large hand completely wrapping his body unconsciously loosened for a split second. Seizing the opportunity, Ji Yunzhao spread his tiny wings and shot out with a whoosh.

His movement was so urgent that the door panel was directly pierced with a large hole by his bird beak, and his round bird butt almost got stuck in the door.

At the critical juncture, he kicked hard with both legs and quickly squeezed himself out.

【Ah-Tong, save me, ah-ah-ah!!!】

Ji Yunzhao grabbed the system in his mind and shrieked, 【Wake up quickly! Block Yan Fulang!】

The system emerged from the main house with a face full of bewilderment.

It had been forcefully woken up, so its brain wasn’t very clear yet. But it reflexively obeyed Ji Yunzhao’s command, running swiftly toward Yan Fulang’s room.

The cat and the bird met at the door.

The system’s body seemed like highly malleable rubber, lengthening and widening in the blink of an eye, blocking the door like a wall.

A series of neither heavy nor light footsteps came from behind the door, and then the door shook gently twice.

Yan Fulang was opening the door.

【Ah-Tong, hold on for just a bit longer!】 Ji Yunzhao shouted loudly, 【Just two more seconds and I’ll fly out, Holy crap!】

The sunrise’s light hit Ji Yunzhao’s body.

In the next instant, the little fat bird still flying mid-air turned back into human form with a poof.

The system, which was struggling to block the door, also shook all over and was sent flying by the opening door panel.

The youth’s pitch-black hair fell messily down to his waist, and his inner robe hung loosely on his body, unable to cover his snow-white, jade-like skin. His bright, clear apricot eyes widened slightly. Seeing that he was about to crash to the ground in a tragic and embarrassing posture, he was suddenly caught by a pair of large hands.

The moment he switched back to his large account, he fell into Yan Fulang’s embrace.

“Senior?”

Yan Fulang held him steadily, a touch of doubt flashing across his peach blossom eyes just right as he asked, “You are?”

The youth’s chest muscles were very firm, hard as rock when he tensed up. Ji Yunzhao fell down dizzily and crashed into him dizzily, almost making his nose ache from the impact.

He wrinkled his face, not wanting to look up, his voice muffled with a trace of soft nasal tone.

“Tongtong climbed onto the roof and couldn’t come down. I went to fetch him, and then.”

“So that’s how it is. Senior must look after Tongtong well and not let it run around casually,” Yan Fulang said understandingly. “It even sneaked into my room yesterday.”

“Mm, I’ll educate it in a moment,” Ji Yunzhao responded vaguely. “Put me down first.”

Yan Fulang did not agree.

His gaze lowered slightly, landing on a patch of snow-white toes exposed beneath Ji Yunzhao’s hem.

“Down? Is Senior certain? Coming out to fetch Tongtong, how come you didn’t even wear shoes?” His tone was faint, his slightly low voice carrying no discernible fluctuations. Without waiting for Ji Yunzhao to answer, he carried him, turned around, and walked back into the room.

Returning to Yan Fulang’s bed once again, Ji Yunzhao’s mood was a bit complicated. His hand unconsciously rummaged through the blanket twice, and as he rummaged, he touched a feather.

Oh no, why was his small account always losing feathers recently? If it kept dropping, it would really become a bald bird.

Before he could pinch his feather to look at it a few more times, that touch of bright red was drawn away by a slender hand.

“Senior, this is precisely the feather dropped by that little bird I mentioned to you before, the one that wants to build a nest at home,” Yan Fulang said. “Speaking of which, when Senior was on the roof just now, did you happen to see a red-and-white fledgling?”

Ji Yunzhao: “…”

The system that followed them into the room: “…”

“No, I didn’t,” Ji Yunzhao said steadily, his apricot eyes clear and full of innocence. “Why ask this?”

Yan Fulang seemed very worried about the little bird’s safety, his brow furrowed slightly. “It’s nothing, it’s just that I finally managed to see it while awake, but who knew it would flee right upon meeting. What if it gets caught by Tongtong.”

The system immediately raised its paws to show its innocence, putting on a very obedient look it would absolutely never lay a hand on its host’s small account!

Yan Fulang didn’t give the system a single glance, merely looking at the feather in his hand, speaking softly: “It’s still better to keep it in a cage.”

Ji Yunzhao: “…”

Why did he feel a chill down his spine?

“In short, the situation is just such a situation.”

In a small corner of the yard far away from the kitchen, Ji Yunzhao squatted on the ground, speaking in a low voice to the little black cat before him.

“I think I probably didn’t drop my cover in front of Yan Fulang.”

Ji Yunzhao recounted what happened last night to the system, analyzing, “It’s just that I suddenly appeared before him and startled him. If he really discovered it, then it’s absolutely impossible for him to chat with me this calmly for so long, go get shoes for me, and go heat up breakfast for me, right?”

A little fat bird slipping out of the room suddenly turned into the master in the blink of an eye. Replaying it, it was quite terrifying to watch a living person transform like that first thing in the morning.

Yan Fulang’s expression at the time didn’t look like he was scared at all, but the system’s intuition felt something wasn’t right: “But when you automatically switched accounts, he just happened to come out of the room, and there’s a hole broken in the bedroom door, eh!”

“With a hole only this big, what could he possibly see clearly? Stop worrying blindly,” Ji Yunzhao said, perhaps also persuading himself not to overthink.

He shook his head: “Anyway, during this upcoming period, I’ll keep a low profile, you act properly as a system, and we’ll behave ourselves and live our lives well, allowing Yan Fulang to focus on his cultivation.”

Since he could level up now, who would remember this little matter? If his cover didn’t drop, to Yan Fulang, it was just a slightly strange morning where his master descended from the sky.

The system flicked the tip of its black tail, sighing with deep worry, “Makes sense, we can only do this. I’m acting properly enough, so you better take it easy, Host, and stop fooling around so much.”

Ji Yunzhao: “Me, fooling around? When did I fool around?”

Ji Yunzhao was just about to scoop the unruly little kitty over to teach it a lesson when his peripheral vision suddenly caught a tall silhouette walking over this way holding a tray.

The system, which was stealthily crawling to evade Ji Yunzhao, rapidly adjusted its posture, putting on an obedient appearance and sitting properly on the ground.

Ji Yunzhao also withdrew his hand that was about to land on the cat’s head, placing it behind his back.

“Senior, the millet porridge and fresh meat small steamed buns are heated up.”

Yan Fulang placed the tray onto the stone table in the yard.

Ji Yunzhao sat down at the table properly, observing the youth’s expression. “You… aren’t eating?”

The breakfast was a single portion, and there was only one pair of chopsticks.

“I already ate while in the kitchen,” Yan Fulang said.

Ji Yunzhao remembered to exercise some restraint recently. Hearing this, he only casually asked a couple of questions about what he ate and how his cultivation went last night. Yan Fulang answered them one by one, his expression completely normal, with not the slightest strange detail to be seen.

Ji Yunzhao ate this breakfast very slowly.

When analyzing with the system, he looked very calm, but in truth, his heart was still a bit flustered.

Dropping his cover was a small matter; it would be troublesome if it affected his future retirement life.

The system offered a bad idea: 【Host, pushing things to the absolute extreme, even if cultivation didn’t distract the male lead’s attention, you can still find other ways to prevent him from thinking about the small account.】

Ji Yunzhao asked curiously: 【What way?】

The system: 【Anyway, you’ve kissed and hugged him before. Why don’t you go seduce the male lead? Once young people fall in love, how could they care about anything else?】

Ji Yunzhao was left silent by it, only speaking after a good while: 【Are you sick? Remember to run an anti-virus check later.】

However.

Ji Yunzhao stirred the millet porridge in the bowl with his spoon half-heartedly, his beautiful apricot eyes staring without focus toward the black-clothed youth cultivating not far away.

Neither he nor the system had received a plot deviation warning, so it should not be a big issue.

Ji Yunzhao and the system spent a period of time in trepidation.

Particularly Ji Yunzhao; he didn’t stir up trouble, didn’t idly tease anyone, and even when he went over to find Yan Fulang to sleep at night, he very honestly refrained from pecking randomly.

Perhaps because his small account had performed well recently, Yan Fulang never mentioned the birdcage matter again. He only brought it up occasionally during casual chats, wondering why the little bird couldn’t be seen during the day and would only fly over in the dead of night.

Ji Yunzhao didn’t want to chat with him about this, quickly diverting the topic every time he was about to speak.

The frequency of going out to hunt recently had also decreased. Before the ingredients in the storage pouch were completely consumed, Ji Yunzhao only went out once every three to five days, bringing back a free-range chicken to add a dish.

Yan Fulang seemed not to have discovered the caution of the person and the system, nor did he notice the undercurrents moving within the home. He practiced diligently every day, not only successfully drawing Qi into his body, but also quickly reaching the Fengchu Stage, and breaking through to the Qinxin Stage today.

The one whose cultivation increased wasn’t himself, yet Ji Yunzhao was even more excited than Yan Fulang himself, claiming he wanted to prepare a surprise for him.

Cultivation would increase the experience bar, and the system’s battery recovery speed also became much faster.

Yan Fulang merely smiled, letting him toss around. “Alright, then I shall await Senior’s grand gift.”

After eating breakfast on this day, Yan Fulang went to cultivate as usual. Ji Yunzhao took the system to stroll around the mountain like patrolled territory, and even went for a stroll in the Treasure Pavilion within Yuncang City.

However, after strolling through it, he didn’t discover any particularly good items.

Yuncang City was small after all, and the most expensive sword in the Treasure Pavilion couldn’t match the products from the system mall.

As the plot progressed, more and more areas of the system mall were unlocked. Furthermore, after he took this new job, the Main God didn’t restrict him much.

Rather than picking and choosing in Yuncang City, it was better to pick one out from the system mall.

“Since we’re already here, let’s catch a free-range chicken before heading back,” Ji Yunzhao said to the system. “Tonight I’ll go ask around on the forum to pick out a good sword for Yan Fulang.”

However, when walking back, Ji Yunzhao not only held a free-range chicken in his hand, but also carried a large pile of miscellaneous items.

There were fish and shrimp, as well as fruits and flowers picked because they looked pretty, just like he had gone out for a spring outing.

“When the male lead sees this many things, his high blood pressure is going to act up again,” the system shook its head. “Can the kitchen still hold it all?”

Ji Yunzhao didn’t care. “What high blood pressure? Talking nonsense again. Our retirement insurance must have long since gotten used to it.”

As they walked, right when a corner of the bamboo house was about to come into view, Ji Yunzhao and the system received a warning from the monitor at the same time.

Someone had trespassed into this territory.

A semi-transparent screen floated in mid-air. Ji Yunzhao stopped carrying the ingredients, collecting them all into the system space.

“Tsk, good thing when the mall permissions opened, I bought some things to arrange around the surroundings.” He glanced at the golden silhouette inside the screen. “Ah-Tong, it’s that little villain who threw Yan Fulang down the cliff who found his way here, right? Let me think, what was he called… He Wenhua?”

Just right, it’s time to advance the plot.

Ji Yunzhao stretched his wrists, taking the system along to walk toward the position where He Wenhua was located.

“Ah-Tong, get ready to start work!”

Not far away, He Wenhua had absolutely no idea that he had already triggered the alarm.

He had already searched in the mountains for a long time and was almost running out of patience.

A few days ago, the magical treasure he bought at a high price detected the aura coming from the Yan family’s jade pendant. But the aura was too faint and intermittent. He took his guards to search for a long time, walking all the way to the bottom of the cliff.

The jade pendant held by the Yan family was the key that could open the only ancient secret realm in the world. It was just that very few people knew about this matter, and it was only discovered by chance by He Tiancheng, the sect master of the Biyun Sect.

As the number one sect of the Eastern Continent, the Biyun Sect naturally couldn’t do such a filthy thing as seizing another’s magical treasure. Thus, these matters that couldn’t see the light of day were handed over to He Tiancheng’s clan to handle.

Those who needed to be silenced were all silenced, and the Yan family was also burned down by a fire. It was merely an accident; no matter who came, they wouldn’t be able to trace it to their heads. They just hadn’t expected that the Yan family’s youngest son would still escape.

This escape lasted for ten years, and it wasn’t until recently that they found traces of Yan Fulang.

He Wenhua was a direct descendant of the He family, so such an important errand naturally fell upon his head. After catching Yan Fulang, he only wanted to get the jade pendant and kill him to silence him. He just hadn’t expected that the jade pendant he obtained was actually fake.

After the incident, he had gone to the bottom of the cliff to search for traces of Yan Fulang. But aside from some torn cloth, bloodstains, and dragging marks, he found nothing. He then learned that traces of the jade pendant had appeared in Yuncang City, rushing back in a hurry.

But he hadn’t expected that it wasn’t just one identical jade pendant appearing in Yuncang City, but several of them. Sorting through and finding them consumed quite a bit of his time.

Tossing and turning, he still returned to the bottom of the cliff.

“Unlucky, how come he still gives me trouble even after dying,” He Wenhua cursed as he slapped away the weeds stuck to his sleeves.

The more he slapped, the angrier he became. But with important business at hand, he still forced himself to endure it, his face grim as he followed the position detected by the magical treasure.

Walking forward a bit further, within the woods, a white silhouette suddenly flashed past.

The slender and tall back view looked very familiar. He Wenhua recalled for a moment and remembered.

It was the beautiful rogue cultivator from that day!

But why would the rogue cultivator appear here?

Taking his guards to conceal their figures, he followed up.

【Ah-Tong, has the fish taken the bait?】

Ji Yunzhao appeared completely unaware on the surface, still humming a song as he walked leisurely toward the bamboo house. In reality, he was speaking in whispers with the system.

The system: 【A total of three people. One little villain to farm experience, and two extra guards. They’re all following behind us.】

Ji Yunzhao found it funny: 【How come only three people came? They look down on the male lead too much, right?】

The person and the system brought the experience points back to the bamboo house.

The moment the courtyard door closed, the handsome youth dressed in black came up to greet him, and the two walked into the room talking and laughing.

Looking at that familiar face, He Wenhua almost slipped his footing and fell down from the large tree near the bamboo house.

He wondered why the jade pendant was so hard to find; it turned out Yan Fulang wasn’t dead yet!

Unlucky, truly too unlucky.

He took out a packet of medicinal powder from his storage pouch and handed it to the guard.

This medicine was said to be able to drug even cultivators of the Qianyuan Stage. The petty He Wenhua also told the guards to pour the entire packet into the water and food.

Taking the medicine, the guard suggested another faster method: “Young Master, why don’t we wait until nightfall, and this subordinate will directly go bring Yan Fulang out.”

“Go when you’re told to go, why so many words? Wait until the medicine takes effect before bringing that little beast surnamed Yan out,” He Wenhua said. “As for that rogue cultivator… find a way to destroy his cultivation, then bring him back together.”

His two guards had higher cultivation than him, both being at the Huiyang Stage. Facing the rogue cultivator who was also at the Huiyang Stage, two against one, they weren’t afraid of being unable to win.

Such a beautiful face ought to be taken into his chambers to be carefully enjoyed.

While He Wenhua was squatting on the tree fantasizing, Ji Yunzhao had already waited for them for a long time.

【Ah-Tong, if we keep waiting like this, Yan Fulang is going to finish making lunch. Should I eat first, or let him farm experience first?】 Ji Yunzhao said, 【If they don’t come soon, I feel like just dragging them in myself.】

The system: 【Host, let’s wait a bit more. If they still don’t come over, we’ll strike first and take them… Huh? They’re coming.】

Ji Yunzhao used the excuse of wanting to learn culinary skills to stay in the kitchen, and the system squatted on the ground licking its paws while staring at every move of the guards.

Seeing the guard heading straight in the direction of the kitchen, the system exchanged a glance with Ji Yunzhao.

Ji Yunzhao understood instantly, using the excuse of wanting to eat peach blossom pastry to drag Yan Fulang out into the yard to pick peach blossoms. The system naturally followed out as well, and the kitchen was instantly cleared out.

“Senior, isn’t having fermented glutinous rice sweet dumplings enough? Adding another plate of peach blossom pastry, I’m afraid we won’t be able to finish it all,” Yan Fulang reminded.

Ji Yunzhao let out a series of “mms” and “ahs”, expertly perfunctory, “It’s fine, what we can’t finish this meal can be eaten next meal, and what we can’t finish next meal can be eaten the meal after next.”

While the two were picking peach blossoms, the system was still monitoring the guard’s movements. After watching for a bit, it felt exceedingly bored, 【Bor-ing. How come it’s drugging again.】

Ji Yunzhao’s inner actor was acting up, rubbing his hands together in eagerness: 【Drugging is good. Let them drug. When the time comes, I’ll directly jump up and scare the little villain to death!】

The system: 【Wait, that’s not right. How come he put medicine in the water jar and still wants to put it into the ingredients?! Holy crap, those are my small dried fish!!!】

Seeing the image shared by the system, Ji Yunzhao also flew into a rage: 【My free-range chicken!】

What acting unexpectedly or striking with surprise? He wanted to drag the little villain out right now and give him a violent thrashing!

That was the free-range chicken he had personally caught with great difficulty for the first time!

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