Long, light-brown hair.
Half-lidded eyes.
Above all, she was so short that her head didn’t even reach my chest.
Seeing how her sleeves were so long they didn’t fit her at all, I thought she was just a brat at first.
“You there.
How dare you trespass into this place so recklessly?” Judging by her tone, she might actually be older than she looks.
Her arrogant way of speaking made me want to give her a good flick on the forehead, but… she was holding a shovel, so I figured I should be careful.
“Uhh.
I was wandering around and smelled bread.
I followed the scent while eating, and… well, I ended up here.” “I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about.” “I just came from over there.” I pointed toward the wall I had climbed over.
Huh?
It wasn’t a stone wall.
There was a high-end iron fence with quite an artistic pattern.
It looked like the fence of a mansion.
It was definitely a wall before I climbed over, wasn’t it?
A pretty high one, too?
Ah.
I get it.
The ground here is higher than the area outside.
From below, it looks like a wall.
“From over there?
You mean you came from the civilian houses?” “Yeah.
Some weird old guy was chasing me with a stick trying to kill me.
So I just jumped over.” “Hmph… You jumped over that?” The tiny noble looked me up and down as if she found me fascinating.
The way she stood with her hands behind her back made her seem like an old grandmother.
Even though she looked like a total kid.
Usually, characters like this turn out to be actual grandmas… or something like that.
Surely not, right…?
“Why?
Is this a place I’m not supposed to be?” “Is that not obvious?” “Where is this?
Seeing the vegetable garden, is this your house?
Am I trespassing?” “Sigh… Judging by the way you speak, it seems you truly do not know.” The tiny noble tapped the ground with her foot.
“This is an outlying facility of St.
Fellatio Girls’ Academy.
It is not a place where a commoner like you can just set foot.” “St… what?” “Fellatio Girls’ Academy.” “How can an academy be named Fellatio…?” Even in the webtoon, the comment section was flooded with people making fun of the academy’s name.
Even now, I really can’t understand the naming sense of the author who drew this webtoon.
They should have used a manly name like 6.9.
“Do you find the name bestowed upon this academy by the first Emperor of the Empire to be distasteful?” “No.
Not at all.
I love it.
I think it’s a great name.” Especially considering what’s going to happen at this academy in the future.
Anyway, I’m in luck.
I was planning on going to St.
Fellatio Girls’ Academy anyway, and I just happened to stumble right in.
I slowly looked around.
I was in a vegetable garden, but further in, I could see a well-manicured garden.
And beyond that, I saw buildings with extravagant architecture.
So that’s St.
Fellatio Girls’ Academy.
The place filled with noble ladies.
A place full of dreams and hope.
Slurp.
I licked my lips.
“Do not move.
You.
Where do you think you are going?” “You said it’s an academy.
I wanted to take a look around.” “And who said you were allowed inside?” The tiny noble blocked my path with her shovel.
Because she was so small, it looked like a child making a clumsy threat.
There must be at least a 50cm height difference between us.
“This academy is where the daughters of the Empire’s nobility come to receive their education.
Outsiders are strictly forbidden.
Especially men; they are absolutely not allowed in.” “Why?
Because it’s dangerous?” “You know the answer yourself, do you not?
Indeed.
It is dangerous.
What do you think would happen if a man were allowed into a place filled only with noble ladies?” Well, she has a point.
『St.
Fellatio Girls’ Academy』 When the noble daughters of the Empire turn nineteen and become adults, they are mandatory recruits for this academy.
The term is three years.
By living in the dormitory, their main purpose is to promote friendship and socialization among noble ladies, while being taught the Empire’s etiquette, customs, culture, and arts.
Originally, it was said to be a system created by the Emperor during the early days of the Empire to keep the local nobles in check by taking their daughters as hostages.
Nowadays, it has evolved into something more like an actual educational institution rather than a hostage situation.
In fact, it’s more common for the ladies to gather and form factions or get caught up in political struggles between families.
Above all, it’s a place for a noble lady’s most important duty: finding a groom and receiving bridal training.
On the surface, the ladies are all smiles and laughter, but behind the scenes, it’s a fierce battlefield of secret feuds!
It’s not the setting of a ‘Ropan webtoon’ for nothing.
For the record, men are strictly forbidden from entering.
It’s not that they can’t meet at all; there is a designated space for visitations.
Usually, the main story of this webtoon involved flings with the noble men who came to visit those areas.
“Furthermore, a commoner like you… it is unthinkable for you to even come near this place.” “Hmm, is it really that serious?” “If word got out that a black-haired Untouchable Commoner was wandering around the academy, do you think the noble parents would stay quiet?” That’s true.
If I were to translate this to my past life, it would be like a homeless man loitering around a girls’ dormitory.
The parents would lose their minds.
“I would likely be bombarded with an immense amount of protests.
How dreadful.
Simply dreadful.” The tiny noble let out a deep sigh and clutched her head.
“…Why would they protest to you?
Kid.” “Kid…?
You.
Do you truly not know who I am?” “Of course I don’t.
You haven’t introduced yourself yet.
Hey, kid.
You should introduce yourself when talking to an adult.” “Ugh… Kid….
I suppose it is because you are a commoner that you let that lowly mouth run so freely.” “So, who are you?
Oh, for the record, I’m 6.9.
My profession is Alpha Male.” “What a lowly name.” “My father gave me this name, you know?” It’s true.
He named me that because my cock was 6.9cm long when I was born, saying I was a healthy baby.
Though now, it’s 6.9cm in diameter.
Once again, thanks to my father for passing down such a magnificent cock!
“So, who are you?
Kid.” “Hmph…
Open your lowly ears and listen well.
This one’s name is Nekane.” “Nekane?” I’ve heard that name somewhere before.
Then it clicked.
A tiny character who didn’t have much screen time in the webtoon but appeared whenever there was an event… “I am the 3rd Headmaster of St.
Fellatio Girls’ Academy.” * I was arrested.
Literally, my body was tied up tight.
As soon as I heard she was the Headmaster, I tried to bolt, but I was immediately caught by a binding spell that spat out something like rope, tying me up.
I wondered how a tiny kid Headmaster like Nekane could be so relaxed while facing me.
She was a mage…!
“Do not move.
If you resist, it will only tighten further.” “Ugh…!” I was dragged away just like that by the tiny mage Headmaster.
The place I was dragged to was a building within the academy.
“…?” I thought she’d throw me into a dungeon or something.
[ Headmaster’s Office ] It seemed to be Nekane’s workplace.
I’ll just think of it as the Chairman’s or President’s office.
When she opened the door, I saw a fairly spacious, Gothic-style office.
“I won’t run away.
Can’t you untie me?
This is tight and it hurts.” “That will not do.
Who knows what you might try.” “I really won’t do anything.
Seriously.” “How can I trust you?
Just sit over there.” I went and sat on the sofa Nekane pointed to.
It was clearly a sofa for guests.
“What’s going to happen to me?
I’m not going to be punished just for wandering into the academy, am I?” “Why ask such an obvious question?
An Untouchable Commoner entered a place where even noble men cannot easily set foot.
It would be perfectly natural for your head to be severed and your corpse hung in the square to be pelted with stones.” “Whoa.” How terrifying.
Slide.
“?” Nekane set a cup of tea in front of me.
“Drink.” She even released my arms from the magical binding.
My legs were still tied, though.
In any world, fantasy or otherwise, serving tea means treating the other person as a guest.
There’s no reason to refuse if she’s giving it to me, right?
“Thanks for the treat!” I drank the tea along with the bread I had stolen.
Man, I was getting a bit tired of just eating bread; this worked out perfectly.
Munch, munch.
Gulp.
Ohh.
It’s delicious.
Replenishing the stamina I spent on the Imperial Princess with bread!
Nekane, who was sitting in the seat of honor watching me eat, spoke quietly.
“You certainly eat like a commoner—lowly.” “It’s because I’m hungry.
Hungry.” You try ejaculating five times as soon as you arrive in another world.
See if you aren’t hungry.
“Is that so?
Following your instincts is indeed typical of a commoner.
Noble etiquette dictates that one must never show haste, no matter how hungry they may be.
Tsk, tsk.” Nekane clicked her tongue.
What a bossy brat.
I’m starting to get a feel for what they teach here.
This place is pretty uptight, probably because it’s a finishing school for young ladies.
“However, that is precisely why you will finally be of use.” “?” I stopped eating and looked at Nekane.
When our eyes met, she smirked.
I knew it.
She didn’t bring me here instead of a dungeon for nothing.
She has an ulterior motive, doesn’t she?
I downed the rest of the tea in one gulp and asked Nekane.
“Just get to the point.
You have a reason for bringing me here, don’t you?” “You are quite quick-witted.
For a commoner.” “How would a commoner survive if they weren’t quick-witted?” “A fine answer.” Stand.
Nekane rose from her seat.
“There are many commoners in the outside world besides you.
Even a noble daughter, once she marries and lives her life, is bound to encounter a commoner at least once.” “I guess so.” “But what do you think would happen if a young lady, who has lived her entire life only in a mansion and grew up hearing nothing but bad rumors about black-haired commoners… were to actually face an Untouchable Commoner one day?” “I don’t know….” Thinking about the Imperial Princess’s reaction, she was disgusted.
And seeing the baker and other people’s reactions, they didn’t even want to be near me.
“The answer is that they piss themselves.” “……?” “Piss.
Urine, I mean.” “…Is that for real?” A lady would wet herself just by facing me?
Seriously?
Wow.
Damn.
That’s hot!
“It is something that actually happened.
Only a few months ago.” “That really happened?” “Indeed.
The commoner was caught and executed, and everyone kept quiet about it as if they hadn’t heard…
but the story of a noble daughter pissing herself in the street is a fact known to many.
Thanks to that, that lady has not stepped a single foot out of her house since.” “….” Execution just for a chance encounter is a bit much.
I instinctively rubbed my neck.
It’s still attached, right?
“Consequently, protests have come to the academy from some noble parents.
They ask what kind of education we are providing that a graduate would wet herself out of fear the moment she meets a commoner.
They likely fear their own children might suffer the same fate and lose their honor.” “I guess there are Mom-chungs here too.” “Mom-chungs…?” “You know.
Entitled people who protest to the school over nothing.” Nekane nodded as if she understood the sentiment.
“Thus, as the Headmaster, I have given it much thought.
Why did the noble lady piss herself just by seeing a commoner?
I concluded it is because the environment of this academy is purely a greenhouse designed to protect these ladies.” “So… you’re saying they were raised too comfortably?” “There are only noble ladies and maids here, and the professors who teach are all women.
They have no chance of even encountering a commoner man.” “That’s true.” “Such an environment, conversely, is the reason they cannot properly handle an encounter with an Untouchable Commoner.
It means they have had no opportunity to adapt.” Wait a minute.
Listening to what she’s saying now….
Nekane looked at me and smirked.
“Do you understand now why I brought you here?
If you are quick-witted, you should know.” …So, to put it simply.
“You’re going to use me as a Commoner Sample here?” “Precisely.” I’ve seen this in a manga.
I’ve seen it with my own two eyes!