The castle crew eyes my class like it’s a riddle.
”Onanist-I’ve never heard of that class,” Günther says.
”First time for me too,” Alicia replies.
Günther, a total hunk in metal armor, exudes an aura of strength. With his short blond hair and beard, he’s probably a high-ranking knight.
I take another look at my status.
Race: Human
Gender: Male
Name: Daisuke (17)
Lv: 1
HP: 10
MP: 10
Condition: Normal
Class: Onanist
Title: Ten Thousand Onanism Master
Blessing: Green God’s Blessing
Ability:
STR 10
DEF 10
AGI 10
DEX 10
INT 10
MND 10
Skills:
Private Power Generation, Mental Memory, The Onanist’s Tribulation,
XP Boost, Appraisal, Language Comprehension, Item Box
The ability values are decent-average for this world. But the class “Onanist” and the title “Ten Thousand Onanism Master”? That’s a whole new level of weird.
Osamu and Ina-shi approach with smirks.
”You’ve got a seriously rare class,” Osamu grins.
”Yeah, my MP and INT are low, so I’m kinda jealous,” Ina-shi adds.
”Haa,” I mutter.
”Wait, is Onanist like a stronger version of Sage or something?” Osamu presses.
”Private Power Generation is a class-specific skill, right? Is it a lightning-type skill?”
Annoying. Infinitely annoying. But I don’t know the effects either. There’s a chance they could be amazing.
”If you want to check your detailed status, use the Appraisal skill on yourself,” Martina advises.
”Thanks,” I reply.
‘Appraisal’
The skill works with a thought.
Race: Human
Gender: Male
Name: Daisuke (17)
Lv: 1
HP: 10
MP: 10
Condition: Normal
Class: Onanist
Title: Ten Thousand Onanism Master
Blessing: Green God’s Blessing (Reincarnator Set)
Ability:
STR 10
DEF 10
AGI 10
DEX 10
INT 10
MND 10
Skills:
Private Power Generation, Mental Memory, The Onanist’s Tribulation,
XP Boosts (10x), Appraisal (1)(0/10), Language Comprehension, Item Box (1)(0/10)
EXP: 0/2
Skill Points: 10
The numbers after the skills are probably skill levels. And the ones next to them are skill EXP. More info on the blessing too.
First, let’s look into “Onanist.”
Class: Onanist
A class obtained by those with the title “Ten Thousand Onanism Master.”
Grants the unique skills “Private Power Generation,” “Mental Memory,” and “Onanist’s Tribulation.”
So the problem is the title. I can kinda guess what it means.
Title: Ten Thousand Onanism Master
Proof of having m**urbated 10,000 times.
Sexual experience is irrelevant.
Yep, figured as much. My first time was around 13, and in my youth, I did it daily-sometimes even 2 or 3 times a day. By my late 30s, I hit around 10,000. Never thought my overly fulfilling murbation life would give me such a weird class.
No use complaining. Just hope these unique skills are strong.
Skill: Private Power Generation
M**turbation yields 1% EXP, once per day.
Skill: Mental Memory
Clearly remember sights, sounds, etc. Can organize into folders.
Skill: Onanist’s Tribulation
Affinity with women increases very slowly (1/10th the normal rate).
Looks like even after reincarnating, I’m still far from losing my virginity.
Jokes aside, Private Power Generation is meh. Better than nothing, but 1% is rough. At Level 1, EXP needed is 2, so 1% is 0.02. Surely EXP can’t be decimals… right?
Mental Memory is totally a murbation support skill. True, there’s no PCs, smartphones, or internet here, so this’ll help. But shut up! I appreciate it!
Onanist’s Tribulation is a debuff skill, obviously. Normal romance seems tough.
”So, what can you do with Private Power Generation?” Osamu asks.
”You gain 1% EXP from m**urbation,” I reply.
Not lying.
”Pfft… And the other two unique skills?”
”Mental Memory lets you clearly remember what you see, and Onanist’s Tribulation makes it harder for women to like you.”
”Guh, I can’t hold it in! This is a trash class!” Osamu laughs.
Osamu’s completely lost it. And he’s got a creepy laugh. Always looked grumpy, so this is new. Ina-shi’s trying to calm him down, but it’s not working.
”Old man, what kind of gag is Onanist!” someone shouts.
”Yeah. We’re the chosen ones, he’s just the sidekick,” another adds.
Even the high schoolers are on board now.
”You! There’s no need to laugh that much!” Yumiko steps in, her face red.
Yumiko, Osamu’s wife, is a decent woman. And she’s turned into a cute girl, though her clothes are plain.
”Huh? What’s up, Yumiko? What’s wrong with calling a trash class trash?” Osamu sneers.
”No, that’s not it!” Yumiko protests.
”Good, since I’m young again, let’s reset our relationship. Let’s divorce and start fresh,” Osamu declares.
”But… to throw away 30 years over something like that…” Yumiko trails off, stunned.
Osamu’s smirking at Martina. Probably hitting on her. Of course, Martina looks annoyed. And Yumiko’s shocked by the sudden divorce talk.
I feel for Yumiko, but right now, I need to focus on my class. Annoying as it is, with only 1% EXP and women not liking me, the debuffs seem bigger. What should I do?
Thinking about this, everyone except Martina looks pale. What’s going on?