← Novel

The Salted Fish Princess Loves to Eat Melons, the Entire Court Dotes on Her

Chapter 1 / 60

‹›

Chapter 1 of 60

‹›

Chapter 1

The Salted Fish Princess Loves to Eat Melons, the Entire Court Dotes on Her

📱NovelCodex for AndroidYour library, progress and tokens, in an app made for reading on your phone.Get the app

(Brain Storage Area~~~)

Ye Chuchu died of sudden death due to working overtime!

When she opened her eyes, her hands and feet were tied, a bamboo pole was slid through them, and she was being carried by two old maidservants. She looked exactly like a pig in the countryside about to be carried off for slaughter.Full novel: The Salted Fish Princess Loves to Eat Melons, the Entire Court Dotes on Her — read the rest free on N​o⁠v​e⁠l​C⁠o​d⁠e​x⁠.​o⁠r​g⁠

Ye Chuchu tried to cry out, but her throat felt as though it had been scalded by boiling water.

It hurt!

She could not make a sound at all.

What was going on?

The maidservant carrying the front end spoke up: “It rained heavily just this morning and the well is full. Drowning ten Third Misses wouldn’t even be a problem.”

The maidservant carrying the back end smiled so widely her teeth showed but her eyes narrowed into slits: “It hasn’t rained for half a month, yet our Madam acts tonight and it rains this morning. Heaven is truly helping Madam!”

The front maidservant smugly shook her buttocks: “The Third Miss is mischievous. Normally she loves sitting on the big scholar tree next to the well. If she dies in the well, everyone will just assume she lost her footing and fell in.”

“Madam is too clever!”

“Walk faster, young General Ye is about to return…”

Ye Chuchu blinked her eyes. So they really were about to slaughter a pig!

Oh, no, they were murdering a person!

Suddenly, flashes of memories flooded into her mind.

She had transmigrated as the third daughter of the Minister of Rites of the Great Jing Kingdom.

Her mother was a peasant woman who gave birth to her eldest brother, her second sister, and her.

Relying on her own two hands, her mother supported her poor scholar father all the way until he became the top scorer in the imperial examination.

When her poor father sent people to fetch her mother and the three children to the capital to enjoy a life of wealth, a fire broke out in their thatched hut. To save her eldest brother, her second sister, and her, her mother was burned alive!

The poor scholar-turned-top-scorer father grieved for two years before taking a second wife.

The current Madam, Lady Chen, gave birth to the fourth brother and the fifth sister!

Once when her father was drunk, he slept with a maid servant and took her in as Concubine Liu, who gave birth to the sixth sister.

Her eldest brother was successful and had been fighting wars away from home. Days ago, he won a victorious battle and became the illustrious young General Ye. He was also a famously doting older brother.

Today just happened to be the day her eldest brother, Ye Jinmo, triumphed and returned to court.

Ye Chuchu was a simp for the current Sixth Prince, but the Sixth Prince and her fifth sister happened to be mutually in love.

Lady Chen was afraid that Ye Jinmo would use his military achievements to request an imperial marriage alliance between Ye Chuchu and the Sixth Prince. Therefore, she not only poisoned Ye Chuchu dumb, but also decided to put her to death before Ye Jinmo returned!

Great, the start was already a dead end!

Suddenly, an excited voice echoed in Ye Chuchu’s mind.

“Respected Master Host, allow me to introduce myself. I am your Gossip Assistant, Zhazha, and I specially selected this script for you to enjoy the gossip. Are you happy? Are you surprised?”

Ye Chuchu was dazed for quite a while.

Since she had transmigrated, a system or whatever wasn’t that surprising anymore.

Wait, she roared in her mind: [The script you selected?]

[This young lady is currently being carried like a pig by these two people to be slaughtered, and you selected this?]

Zhazha’s excited voice rang out again: “Yes, yes, yes!”

“Zhazha specially chose this kind of opening. Host, is it thrilling? Is it exciting?”

Ye Chuchu stared speechlessly up at the dark sky, roaring with rage inside: [I truly thank your entire family!]

Zhazha giggled: [No need for thanks, no need! Zhazha’s family right now is you, Little Chuchu.]

Ye Chuchu: “…”

Can I decline this kind of family?

Ye Chuchu lost all desire to live: [Dying right at the start, how did you even get employed?]

Zhazha: [Take it easy, take it easy, don’t panic. Small scene! Little Chuchu, you won’t die today. In a moment, your eldest brother will come to save you.]

[Let’s eat some gossip first. The one walking ahead of you, with her big buttocks swaying like a blooming flower, is Maidservant Lin from the estate. This Maidservant Lin has slept with the Fourth Young Master of the estate. That fourth brother of yours was drugged and raped by this maidservant. Maidservant Lin is incredibly cunning; she ran off right after doing the deed, and your fourth brother still doesn’t know about it yet.]

[The one carrying you from behind is Maidservant Qian. She’s a lesbian, you know! She and Meixiang from the Old Dowager’s courtyard are a couple. But here’s the thing, Meixiang secretly loves your stepmother, and your stepmother likes…]

Ye Chuchu: “…”

[Stop, stop…]

[Zhazha, can you care about this young lady’s life or death first?]

[The well is almost here. Where is my big brother who is supposed to save me?]

A series of “beep beep beep” sounds echoed in her mind.

[Little Chuchu, wait a moment, Zhazha is checking.]

After a good while, Zhazha let out an [Eh?].

[About that, Little Chuchu, because of our arrival, it caused a tiny time lag. Your eldest brother is still on his way back.”]

Ye Chuchu roared internally: [Too unreliable! I must have your boss fire you.]

Zhazha: [Don’t panic, don’t panic, Host! We have a mall. Buy a Mighty Pill, beat them up, don’t be afraid, don’t be afraid!]

Ye Chuchu: [Buy it quick, buy it quick!]

Beep beep, purchase failed!

Zhazha gave an embarrassed laugh: [Little Chuchu, just now it was only two pieces of gossip. The points aren’t enough.]

Ye Chuchu burst into tears: Heavens, what a trash system, dying right at the start!

[Little Chuchu, hold on, hang in there, Little Chuchu! Zhazha supports you in spirit…]

[You shut up!]

The two maidservants stopped. In front of them was that very well.

The two maidservants threw Ye Chuchu onto the wet ground, pulled out the bamboo pole, and looked at Ye Chuchu, who had already opened her eyes, grinning savagely.

Maidservant Lin put her hands on her hips: “Yo, the Third Miss is awake! There are big carps in the well, this old servant will send the Third Miss down to have a look right away.”

Ye Chuchu: “…”

Big idiot!

Maidservant Lin lifted from the top, and Maidservant Qian lifted from the feet.

“Throw!”

Ye Chuchu’s eyes widened. With a fierce kick, she knocked down Maidservant Qian who was holding her feet.

“Ouch!”

Maidservant Qian clutched her stomach and let out a miserable shriek.

This lady didn’t transmigrate here with great difficulty just to die easily!

Ye Chuchu used every ounce of her strength and slammed her head right into the stomach of Maidservant Lin in front of her.

“Ouch!”

Maidservant Lin was rammed by the bull-like Ye Chuchu straight against the trunk of that big scholar tree.

Zhazha was excited: [Wow! Little Chuchu is mighty! You directly ruptured this Maidservant Lin’s hemorrhoids! Little Chuchu is awesome!]

Ye Chuchu: “…”

Maidservant Qian, who had been knocked over from behind, stood up and rushed over.

Zhazha yelled: [Little Chuchu, behind you, behind you!]

Ye Chuchu turned around, bared her teeth, let out a wild howl, bounced into the air, and landed magnificently right on top of Maidservant Qian. She opened her mouth, biting her face, biting her neck, biting her chest…

Zhazha cheered: [Wow! Little Chuchu is as heroic as a mad female dog, awesome…]

The mad female dog Ye Chuchu: “…”

Thank your entire family!

Maidservant Lin clutched her stomach, pulled a small knife from her sleeve, her face contorted in rage: “Rupturing my hemorrhoids, go to hell!”

Zhazha was anxious: [How is she still so ferocious even with ruptured hemorrhoids?]

[Host, bite her butt! Quick, bite her butt!]

Ye Chuchu: “…”

Can I unbind from this system?

The small knife flashed with a cold light. Ye Chuchu jumped onto the bamboo pole that had just been used to carry her.

The bamboo pole flipped up.

“Smack!”

It struck Maidservant Lin right on her forehead!

The knife dropped to the ground. Ye Chuchu hurriedly scrambled over, picked up the knife, and slashed through the ropes binding her hands and feet.

Zhazha: [Wow, Little Chuchu is mighty!]

Maidservant Lin clutched her bleeding forehead, while Maidservant Qian clutched her bitten face. Both scrambled up, screaming in a breakdown: “Bitch girl, we’ll fight you to the death!”

Ye Chuchu gripped the knife and charged forward.

She would kill whichever one she could. Who told these two dog servants to hunt her down to kill her!

“Ah, help! Help! The Third Miss is committing murder…”

The two maidservants turned and fled forward in panic, only to see a man clad in armor with a sword at his waist coming toward them in a hurried rush.

“Little Sister!”

Ye Jinmo was greatly shocked to see Ye Chuchu with disheveled hair and blood at the corner of her mouth.

“Little Sister, what happened here?”

Looking at the eldest brother in front of her, Ye Chuchu’s eyes filled with hot tears.

My good big brother, you’ve finally arrived.

Maidservant Lin and Maidservant Qian fell to their knees in panic, wailing: “Eldest Young Master, two days ago the Miss mysteriously lost her ability to speak, and became completely unhinged. Now she even wants to kill the two of us old servants!”

Ye Jinmo’s face showed heartache and worry: “How could this happen? Don’t be afraid, Little Sister, Brother will go into the palace right away to ask for an imperial physician.”

Ye Chuchu hurriedly grabbed Ye Jinmo’s hand.

[Brother! You can’t leave! These two old bags wanted to push me into the well to drown me!]

Ye Jinmo froze!

Who was speaking?

Just now, his younger sister clearly hadn’t opened her mouth. He looked around.

In the dead of night, was there a ghost?

Ye Chuchu was anxious: [Brother! What are you looking around for? Your younger sister was just about to be thrown into the well by these two maidservants.]

Ye Jinmo looked at Ye Chuchu in absolute shock!

This was his sister’s inner voice!

He could actually hear his sister’s inner voice.

These two maidservants wanted to drown his sister, whom he held in the palm of his hand and doted on so dearly?

Full novel: The Salted Fish Princess Loves to Eat Melons, the Entire Court Dotes on Her — read the rest free on N​o⁠v​e⁠l​C⁠o​d⁠e​x⁠.​o⁠r​g⁠
📱NovelCodex for AndroidYour library, progress and tokens, in an app made for reading on your phone.Get the app
Next ›