Director: （╯‵□′）╯︵┴─┴
【Forgive me for laughing out loud in such an unrefined way.】
【Here she comes, the spicy gluten strips girl is back again.】
【I would like to call her the wild guest of this variety show.】
【Wild Guest: I will watch you forever... forever...】
【Hahaha, that hits the spot.】
"Everyone!"
The director announced through gritted teeth: "Switch channels."
Guest 1: "Received!"
Guest 2: "Received!"
The signal on Guest 3's end was not very good. After a burst of buzzing, she frowned and asked.
"I can't hear you, I can't hear you... Director, what did you say?"
Lu Ling: "He wants you to switch to the third channel."
Guest 3: "Oh~"
Director: ╰_╯╰_╯╰_╯
Driven to madness, the director directly set up an encrypted channel.
After a while, everyone had more or less entered.
Director: "Has everyone entered?"
"Can you receive my message?"
"Please reply if you receive it."
All guests: "Received!"
Lu Ling: "Apprentice received!"
The director shouted in a breakdown.
"Are you ever going to stop?"
"Are you a devil? How can you even hack into an encrypted channel?"
In all his years working as a director, he had never seen such a difficult star.
It's truly insane!
On the other end of the walkie-talkie, Lu Ling smiled faintly.
"Dou Dou, let me tell you, you really have a great eye."
"If you admire me, you have to say it out loud."
The director pinched his philtrum with all his might, barely holding back from fainting.
His name is Hao Dou, because his father's surname is Hao and his mother's is Dou.
He had always felt that his name had deep meaning.
He was very proud of it.
But that club Lu Ling, what did she call him?
Dou Dou?
To hell with Dou Dou!!!
Bullet Comments.
【Hahahaha, what the hell is Dou Dou?】
【Hao Dou instantly turned into Hao Dou (How funny).】
【Help! I am really going to die laughing in this live stream room.】
【The wild guest is truly a talent, I suggest making her an official member.】
【Official member +1.】
【+111111111...】
Soon, several strange search terms rushed onto the trending search.
#《Chosen Working Star》 Wild Guest!#
#Hao Dou vs Hao Dou#
#Who exactly is the wild guest?#
#The wild guest is killing me!#
...
And Director Hao Dou had completely broken down.
He endured the dizziness and called Ye Jing in a fit of rage.
"I'm telling you, Agent Ye, can you please control that street ruffian of yours?"
Ye Jing was confused and dumbfounded: "Which street ruffian of mine?"
"Lu Ling, Lu Ling!" Hao Dou shouted in a breakdown.
"That street ruffian Lu Ling!"
Ye Jing: "..."
"Oh, her."
"What's wrong with her?"
Hao Dou's head was throbbing with pain: "She came to the live broadcast site of my variety show early in the morning and kept causing trouble, kept causing trouble. My variety show can't even go on."
"I'm telling you, this is against the law."
"It's against the law!!!"
Ye Jing closed her eyes, almost dying of anger.
She took a deep breath and asked: "What did she do?"
Hao Dou: "As soon as she sees me, she follows me. Every time we try to follow the process, she comes over to stir up trouble."
"You need to get her out of here, right now, immediately!"
"..."
Ye Jing: "..."
Ye Jing said: "You guys just film your show, don't pay attention to her."
"At most, she's just there to stir up trouble and eat melon to vent her feelings."
"Who said that?" Hao Dou's voice rose sharply, "We communicate using walkie-talkies, and she keeps eavesdropping and interrupting."
"Then you should encrypt it."
"We did encrypt it." Hao Dou was about to break down, "We encrypted it a long time ago."
Ye Jing didn't believe him, "Director Hao Dou, you're being a bit alarmist. You said it's an encrypted channel, so how could she interrupt?"
"She cracked our password!" Hao Dou yelled in anger, "I racked my brain to set that password, and she cracked it in seconds."
"Tell me, isn't she a devil!"
"No, she's even more terrifying than a devil."
Ye Jing was shocked: "She's that capable?"
Hao Dou: "..."
Hao Dou was even angrier, "Ye Jing, do you know what you're saying?"
"Is now the time to discuss whether she is capable or not?"
"She cracked it in just a few seconds." Ye Jing exclaimed again.
"Impressive!"
Hao Dou: "!!!"
Hao Dou felt like he was going crazy.
He took a deep breath and gave Ye Jing an ultimatum, "You and I both know that Lu Ling is here for Gu Nianchen."
"You'd better advise her, there's really nothing left between them."
Ye Jing curled her lips, "Nothing left is good."
"That guy Gu Nianchen is not a good person."
"His character is too poor."
Hao Dou: "..."
Hao Dou completely broke down and roared directly.
"Ye Jing, can you grasp the point of what I'm saying?"
"Am I discussing whether Gu Nianchen's character is good or bad with you right now?"
Ye Jing said the same thing, "Then next time you see Lu Ling, you guys should just stay away from her."
Hao Dou: "..."
Playing the lute to a cow, aren't you?
Just as he was about to speak, he was interrupted by Ye Jing.
"Director Hao Dou, I have things to do on my end, let's stop here."
"Goodbye!"
After saying that, with a snap, she hung up the phone.
Hao Dou: ヽ(｀⌒′メ)ノ
It made him so angry, it really made him so angry.
After a while, Hao Dou realized belatedly that Ye Jing was taking revenge on him.
That day, after he chased Lu Ling away, Ye Jing had called him.
He admitted that what he said at the time wasn't very pleasant, but everything he said was the truth.
So annoying!
Just then, Assistant Xiao Gao happened to come looking for him.
Xiao Gao looked very anxious, "Director! It's not good, Director!"
"What are you panicking about?" Hao Dou said irritably.
"Is the sky falling or something?"
"No." Xiao Gao said: "That... that Lu Ling, she went towards the Central South Road, and she's about to run into one of our guests."
"I'm worried she's going to stir up trouble."
"What?" The director was shocked: "Which guest is ahead?"
Xiao Gao: "It's Ling Yue'er, she's busking on the street."
Hao Dou hurriedly leaned over to the monitor to take a look.
Lu Ling's figure was not yet discovered in Ling Yue'er's live stream room.
He breathed a slight sigh of relief.
"She's not there yet, she's not there yet."
"Hurry up, arrange for someone to stop her. No matter what method you use, you must block Lu Ling."
Xiao Gao received the order and hurriedly ran out.
But soon, he ran back.
With a happy face: "No need to go, Director, Lu Ling has left."
Director: "Left?"
Xiao Gao said excitedly: "She scanned a shared electric scooter and changed her route."
"She shouldn't be causing any more trouble."
"That's great!"
However, the director always had a bad premonition.
He just felt it.
If nothing goes wrong, something is about to go wrong.
Sure enough.
Looking up, he saw a familiar figure on the monitor.
It was that club Lu Ling again.
Lu Ling had been loitering all morning and was a bit tired.
So she scanned a shared electric scooter and continued to loiter.
When she reached an intersection, there were only five seconds left on the green light.
That was enough, Lu Ling decided to accelerate and rush through.
But she never expected that the tricycle in front would stop right before the intersection.
Lu Ling hurriedly braked, but it was already too late.
With a "bang!", Lu Ling's small electric scooter slammed heavily into the tricycle in front.
The driver of the tricycle lost his center of gravity, and his body tilted backward violently.
He tried to steady himself, but eventually lost his balance and fell into the carriage of the tricycle in a comical pose, limbs splayed.
Only a pair of legs sticking up were visible.
Lu Ling hurriedly got off the scooter to take a look.
A man crawled out of the carriage in a disheveled state, covered in bright red blood.
He said:
"What a strong push-back feeling."
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