“Ye. Mm.”
Ye Tang did not give Ruan Weibai any opportunity to speak at all, grabbing him by the waist and pinning him onto the table. This time, the kiss was overwhelmingly domineering, leaving Ruan Weibai without even a moment to breathe correctly. His mind went blank with a loud buzz, making it impossible to even hear what the system was saying clearly.
Even as mortal enemies, he had to honestly admit with a clear conscience: Ye Tang was truly super skilled!
Following the domineering intensity came a lingering, meticulous tenderness, perfectly balancing tension and release so that Ruan Weibai instinctively began to sink into and enjoy the sensation. He reached out to cup Ye Tang’s cheek, taking the initiative to return the kiss.
The surrounding air grew heated to the extreme.
“Lord, Qinghe sent another letter sealed in gold… yikes!” Xie Xun, who walked into the small kitchen completely unprepared, caught sight of this shocking scene and startled into spinning around, “Ap-apologies, I, I will leave immediately!”
As a result, rushing out too fast, he banged his head straight against the door panel, causing the door to rattle loudly with a series of thuds.
“Sss… ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch,” he panicked, rubbing his head without daring to turn back, speaking in a stammering, stuttering mess while facing away from the two, ” No, I, you know, carry on, pay no attention to me.”
Xie Xun, fleeing the scene in utter humiliation, could swear on his life that his face had never felt this hot before in his entire life!
The atmosphere between those two was simply off the charts! The kitchen was practically about to be burned down by their heat!
Help me!
It is over, it is over, it is over, that image is going to be haunting my mind for the rest of this period!
Disturbed by Xie Xun’s interruption, the two naturally separated. Ruan Weibai steadied his breathing, the corners of his eyes flushed a striking shade of red.
Tsk, what a pity, it was interrupted by that fellow Xie Xun!
[System: Ahhhhh, I mean, the atmosphere just now was so wonderful that you were about to succeed, host!]
Ruan Weibai was momentarily stunned: Succeed at what?
[System: Why… successfully seducing the Heavenly Lord, of course?]
Ruan Weibai’s expression briefly froze, followed by a sheepish chuckle: Oh right. hahaha, it was just missing that tiny little bit.
[System: Hold on, what are you feeling guilty about, host?]
Ruan Weibai: What, I am not feeling guilty at all!
[System:Could it be that you were kissed so dizzy and muddled by the Heavenly Lord that you forgot everything?!]
Ruan Weibai: When did you get so smart?
Still maintaining his previous posture as he sat on the table, Ruan Weibai looked at Ye Tang with a gaze that still carried a hint of lingering anticipation. Reaching out to tug at Ye Tang’s lapel, Ruan Weibai looked up at him: “Can we continue?”
[System: Holy cow, is he really going to be this direct?!]
Ye Tang pulled Ruan Weibai’s hand over, gently rubbing it against his cheek before turning his head to obediently kiss his fingers.
Seeing an supreme, peerless immortal god submit exclusively to you like this, the visual was simply explosive!
Ruan Weibai’s heartbeat instantly began to accelerate once more!
As expected of a drunk Ye Tang, this erotic tension was completely off the charts!
Ye Tang could not handle alcohol. Even a single sip was out of the question.
He had known this for hundreds of years. One year, on a whim, he had made sweet osmanthus wine rice dumplings, but Ye Tang had only taken a single bite before getting completely drunk. Yet Ye Tang’s drunkenness was entirely different from anyone else’s; once drunk, he became exceptionally obedient to Ruan Weibai.
And only to Ruan Weibai.
Ruan Weibai hooked his finger under Ye Tang’s chin, just as he stretched forward to lean in for a kiss.
“Master, why haven’t you come to see me today. Oh, um. ahhhh.”
Bai Ruogu appeared at the doorway. Midway through his sentence, he froze entirely in place, staring at the posture of the two inside the kitchen for a frozen moment before asking cautiously, “Um, master-father, did I come at a bad time? Should I come back to find you later?”
Ruan Weibai let out a sigh, massaging his forehead: “Since you know, why aren’t you leaving already.”
Bai Ruogu stammered an acknowledgement. Just as he turned to leave, Ruan Weibai called out to him, “Come back, help me pull the door shut first.”
“Alright, master!”
Just as he was about to close the door, Ruan Weibai added, “You do not need to wait for me today.”
Ruan Weibai, having been interrupted twice in a row, looked at Ye Tang and smiled, “Third time’s the charm, there shouldn’t be anyone else disturbing us this time.”
Ye Tang said, “I will take you back, alright?”
“No way!” Ruan Weibai’s rebellious streak flared up again, “I insist on staying right here today, I refuse to believe this!”
Then, glancing at the utterly obedient Ye Tang, a mischievous thought suddenly popped into his head.
“Ye Tang, take out your Chijiang.”
Ye Tang very obediently extended his hand, and the immortal artifact Chijiang wound around his arm like a coiling snake, its purple radiance flickering like lightning: “What does Ah-Ruan need Chijiang for?”
“Naturally, it is to.” Ruan Weibai hooked his finger around the edge of Chijiang, smiling, “Tie you up.”
With that, he yanked Chijiang forward, intending to bind Ye Tang’s hands, when a crescent of silver brilliance suddenly materialized right between them!
Clang.
Ruan Weibai instinctively dodged, leaping backward by a, the brilliance in his line of sight so dazzling it made his eyes sting slightly.
It was Yueying, Ye Tang’s natal divine artifact.
In this world, only artifact-tier weapons possessed self-awareness, capable not only of communicating with their masters through spiritual consciousness during ordinary times, but also actively manifesting to protect their masters when determining they were in danger.
[System: Ah, so Yueying came out to protect its master because it saw you trying to tie him up, host?]
Precisely. Truly worthy of a divine artifact, its loyal devotion to protecting its master was simply mouth-watering!
Ye Tang pressed down on the blade of Yueying guarding in front of him: “It is fine, Ah-Ruan will not hurt me.”
Hearing this, Yueying did not vanish. Instead, shaped like a waning moon, it slowly began to orbit around Ye Tang’s side. This was the unique state Yueying assumed when forming a protective barrier, and the brilliance of its blade resembled sharp silver fangs, stinging the eyes with its harsh light.
Ruan Weibai straightened his posture, chuckled softly, and said, “Not only will I not hurt your master, I am even going to make him blissfully happy. Little Yueying, do you want to stay and watch?”
[System: Host, you really have no fear of death, you even dare to flirt with a super divine artifact right in front of its master?!]
Ruan Weibai was utterly shameless: I even dare to flirt with its master in public, let alone the artifact itself!
Yueying was so enraged that its entire radiance trembled.
Ye Tang gently patted Yueying’s blade: “I am truly fine, you should head back first.”
Yueying directed a grumbling expression toward Ruan Weibai, but unable to overrule its master’s firm command, it ultimately vanished between the two of them with helpless reluctance.
Oh well, it left. Missing the chance to watch its own master get completely manipulated by me was genuinely quite a pity.
[System: Host, your tastes are truly, giving people the ultimate thrill.]
Ruan Weibai continued pulling on Chijiang, wrapping it round and round, slowly binding Ye Tang’s hands: “Still refusing to let Yueying protect you? Aren’t you afraid that a crooked villain like me might take advantage of the situation and devour you?”
Ye Tang smiled softly, “Ah-Ruan, I merely drank a single sip of wine, I have not reached the point of being completely incapacitated.”
“What, after so many years apart,” Ruan Weibai’s index finger pressed against Ye Tang’s chest, inching upward bit by bit, “Don’t tell me you want to claim your tolerance for alcohol has improved?”
Ye Tang smiled and shook his head slightly.
Ruan Weibai hooked the other side of Chijiang, gently placing it across Ye Tang’s eyes, and tied a loose knot behind his head. At this moment, Chijiang resembled a thin blindfold of dark purple gauze, casting a deep, shadowy barrier before its master’s eyes. Before Ye Tang could fully adapt to the profound purplish darkness, he was nudged back two steps, leaning heavily against a nearby pillar.
With his eyes covered and his hands bound, he could only yield to the guidance of the person before him.
Ruan Weibai’s voice whispered bewitchingly beside his ear: “Can the Heavenly Lord. let me have a taste?”
The firewood in the stove continued to crackle and burn.
Ye Tang paused for a moment, leaning against the pillar with his bound hands raised, suddenly catching Ruan Weibai firmly by the jaw. Tilting his head slightly, just as he was about to.
“Huh, why does this door have a restriction spell from the Nine Realms of Wufan? Let me break it and take a look.”
With a “bang”, the freshly locked kitchen door was pushed open once more!
Murong Yan poked his head in and walked inside: “Strange, there actually isn’t anyone inside.”
Shang Xingyun glanced at the burning firewood: “For some reason, I always feel like we just missed a grand show.”
On the other side, Ye Tang, who had instantly teleported away, pressed Ruan Weibai firmly against the couch and looked down at him from above: “I always feel that Falling Moon and Crying Crow suits you much better, Ah-Ruan.”