Chарtеr 6: Аunt Jun, Аrе Yоu Herе tо Ехеcute Mе Аfter the Нarvest?
Аftеr lуing dоwn, Luо Qingхu grew аngriеr thе morе she thоught about it. Whо did I оffend? I’m just а nobоdу in thе entеrtаinment industrу, а tinу shrimр nо оnе’s evеr heаrd оf!
In this life and the last, I’vе nevеr donе аnуthing trulу evil. Thе most morаllу quеstiоnablе thing I’ve еver donе wаs dеlibеrаtelу disrupting the neаt fоrmаtiоn оf ants moving housе.
In this lifе (sсratсh that) bоth lives, I cаn stоmасh anything ехceрt being takеn аdvаntаge оf, аnd I can endure anything eхcерt bеing wrоngеd.
“Aunt Jun оnly said not tо reрly tо 【Entеrtainment Frontline】, but she didn’t say I couldn’t reply to others!”
Luo Qingxu mentally gave herself a thumbs-up, especially targeting those so-called “fans” who had swarmed to her Weibo account and were gleefully hopping around in her comment section. Luo Qingxu, who loved playing whack-a-mole, couldn’t resist swatting them down.
After all, in her previous life, she had once taken three days off just to argue with a netizen until they quit the internet entirely.
No time like the present. To ensure she could perform at her best, Luo Qingxu specifically logged into her main account on her computer. As soon as gossip enthusiasts detected her online, they immediately spread the word.
【Kicked out of the house, and still acting like a young lady?】
Luo Family @ Qingxu: 【Sorry, but my surname is Luo, as in the Luo family’s Luo!】
【Leave my brother alone! Stay away from him!】
Luo Family @ Qingxu: 【Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck, a hen laying eggs goes cluck cluck cluck!】
【Isn’t Luo Qingxu the Luo family’s young lady? Is she blind? Fancying a small-time idol?】
Luo Family @ Qingxu: 【Too naive last year, but this year I listened to advice and got glasses!】
【Don’t think you can cling to my brother just because you have a bit of resources.】
Luo Family @ Qingxu: 【Want to delete and repost? Your clucking brother’s fateful neck is in my hands (emoji: gotcha).】
【Let me see who’s trying to break up my CP?】
Luo Family @ Qingxu: 【Fake! Fake! Fake! Go bang your head against a wall to drain the water from your brain.】
【Look at how you sing, and you have the nerve to say others sing badly?】
Luo Family @ Qingxu: 【Singing like dog poop and still won’t let others say it?】
【You sing like a pile of (emoji: poop), and you dare criticize my Jiaojiao?】
Luo Family @ Qingxu: 【Only (emoji: dog) won’t allow others to comment on (emoji: poop)! Because it’s protective of its food!】
【Who do you think you are? Coming to slander our Tongtong, and even saying she sings badly!!】
Luo Family @ Qingxu: 【Born from the same root, but alas, too unpleasant! Even if Luo Shen is from my family, I can’t in good conscience say it sounds good!】
…
Luo Qingxu single-handedly defended her “Weibo” gate, relying on her lightning-fast typing speed and razor-sharp tongue to battle millions of netizens.
Especially when, just after midnight, another unexpected lightning strike hit without warning. The shuddering, all-too-real sensation of being struck by lightning, that familiar scent of roasted flesh, sent her adrenaline soaring even higher. She ordered barbecue in the dead of night!
With a skewer in her left hand and her right hand hammering the keyboard, she didn’t lose ground in the slightest.
And so, Luo Qingxu repelled wave after wave of relay-attacking netizens, fighting straight through until 5:30 in the morning. Only when she could no longer keep her eyes open, sporting two panda-like dark circles, did she finally go to sleep.
The thought that crossed her mind just before drifting off was: Back in the day, I could battle for three days and nights without feeling tired, hailed in the online world as the reincarnation of an ETC. My skills have really declined!”The Luo Family Heiress Battles Millions of Netizens,” “For Him, the Rich Young Lady Goes Crazy Late at Night,” “Who’s Best at Breaking Up CPs? Look for the Luo Family’s Young Mistress on Weibo”…
Luo Qingxu’s exploits from last night were edited and posted by various bloggers, with countless netizens creating memes.
When Fei Jiajun woke up, she felt as if the sky had fallen. “That brat really is the bane of my existence!”
Fei Jiajun checked the comments. With Luo Qingxu stirring the pot, the situation had successfully veered off course.
Netizens were amazed that a young lady from a wealthy family could also go crazy, and they found Luo Qingxu’s wild remarks novel. Her popularity among casual observers suddenly soared.
So, Fei Jiajun immediately mobilized the legal and public relations departments.
Two minutes later, a lawyer’s letter addressed to @EntertainmentFirstLine was posted on Luo Shen Media’s official verified account, primarily accusing EntertainmentFirstLine of spreading rumors about a minor to gain traffic, causing adverse physical and mental effects. Yes, although Luo Qingxu claimed to be 18, her birthday was at the end of August, so she was actually not yet 18—a bona fide minor.
【Luo Luo, you’ve failed in your duty! Your young mistress handled it herself.】
【Fun fact: the Luo young mistress who wreaked havoc everywhere is a minor.】
【Let me tell you a joke: ‘Because it’s guarding its food.’ No, no, you’re just guarding your master.】
【Exactly, our Luo young mistress is just a minor who can’t stand being wronged.】
【Was the Luo young mistress really kicked out of the family? Can I find an interesting Luo young mistress if I go out?】
Luo Jiankai: 【The Luo family’s @Qingxu is still part of our family. We have no intention of discarding her.】
With the title of President of Luo Shen Media and a gold V verification, the official account stepped in personally, instantly exploding the comment section.
【Gold V verified, caught a live President Luo.】
【Scatter! Scatter! It’s pretty much confirmed. There’s no Luo young mistress to pick up on the roadside.】
【Oho, someone kicked an iron plate. I won’t say who @EntertainmentFirstLine】
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Once again infuriated, Fei Jiajun, after failing to reach Luo Qingxu by phone, wasted no time and headed straight to Luo Qingxu’s apartment with an assistant in tow.
Fei Jiajun opened the door and saw Luo Qingxu still fast asleep in the bedroom. Fuming, she pulled open the curtains and yanked off the blanket. “Luo Qingxu! Get up!!!”
Having just fallen asleep not long ago, feeling a sudden chill and hearing a roar, Luo Qingxu, wearing panda pajamas, immediately sprang upright. “Ah-da~ What evil spirit dares disturb me? Balala energy…”
Luo Qingxu’s sudden outburst startled Fei Jiajun, who grabbed a nearby pillow and threw it at her. “You little troublemaker, up to your antics again!”
A moment later, with messy bedhead, Luo Qingxu widened her panda-like eyes, yawned, sat up straight, and put on an innocent expression.
“Aunt Jun, how dare I trouble you to grace my humble abode? If there’s anything, just give me a call, and I’ll rush right over!”
“Stop your nonsense. You’ve got quite the nerve, huh? Pulled off another big stunt last night?”
“Aunt Jun, are you here to execute me after the harvest?”
“Pfft—” The assistant who had come with Fei Jiajun, having watched the whole scene, couldn’t hold back any longer and burst out laughing.
“You and your cheekiness!” Fei Jiajun’s stern expression finally cracked.
“I’ll let last night’s incident slide for now.”
“Come, this is Ming Yuekui, Xiao Kui. She’ll be your life assistant from now on.” Fei Jiajun pulled the assistant forward.
“Miss Luo, hello, I’m Xiao Kui. Pleased to meet you.” Assistant Ming Yuekui introduced herself with a hint of nervousness.”Xiao Kui, hello. The child is still young, no need for formal titles. I’m the fifth in the family, you can call me Luo Wu!”
Seeing Luo Qingxu acting up again, Fei Jiajun patted the back of her head,
“You, outdated? From now on, Xiao Kui will be with you 24 hours a day. Don’t cause any more trouble for me.”
“Just joking! Better just call me by my name, Qingxu.”
“By the way, your computer, tablet, phone—all your electronic devices are confiscated. I’ll return them after you finish the Program. Xiao Kui, don’t give her your phone.”
Fei Jiajun rarely played the tyrant, directly punishing the severely internet-addicted Luo Qingxu.
Sure enough, Luo Qingxu immediately clung to Fei Jiajun’s leg, “Aunt Jun, please don’t! Spare my beloved wives and concubines! I won’t dare do it again.”
“Let go! If I don’t teach you a lesson, you won’t know who’s in charge.”
Unmoved, Fei Jiajun picked up Luo Qingxu’s beloved wives and concubines and left with style, showing no attachment.
Left behind were the hollow-eyed Luo Qingxu and the bewildered Ming Yuekui.
“Forget it, since my beloved wives and concubines have left me, I’ll just go to sleep first. Xiao Kui, you can stay in the room next door. Clean it up yourself.”
With that, Luo Qingxu dragged her slippers back to her room, closed the door, and went back to sleep.