Hello, audience friends! Once again…
Hello, audience friends!
It’s Monday the most painfully miserable day and NPC Ding Li is here to perform for you a day of walking dead, soul detachment, and mental breakdown!
Today, the sky is overcast, lightning flashes, and rain pours down…
Just kidding!
The weather today is clear, the sun is shining, and it’s another day perfect for bosses to exploit employees while the staff wail in despair.
Ding Li, an eternal worker, got up at 6 a.m., washed up, put on makeup, changed clothes, packed her bag, and after all the morning fuss, left the house at 6:40. She squeezed into a crowded bus for half an hour, then a packed subway for another half hour, and finally ran for 19 minutes, arriving at the office punch clock just one minute before the 8 a.m. deadline.
Beep…
Ding Li..
Clock-in successful. She entered the office, spent ten minutes slacking off, and then dove into a whole day of busy, busy, and more busy work, barely even managing to wolf down lunch.
Yet, when reviewing her daily summary, she realized her work had been fierce and intense, but the results? Zero point five. No achievements, no wins, no income…
Ding Li had no idea when this walking-dead life would ever end. Retirement seemed far away, money flowed out like water, her bank balance was insufficient, daily grievances piled up, and she felt numb to the core…
After returning home dizzy and drained, Ding Li made herself some food, washed her hair, took a shower, and after all the fuss, saw it was already 10 p.m. She quickly lay on her bed and opened a certain green app on her phone.
Thankfully, thankfully the silly author finally updated today.
Crossing Over Green Tea to Love Yo full of tropes within tropes, melodrama upon melodrama. From the first page, you already know how the last page will end. After being scolded all night by readers, the flaky author announced she wouldn’t write anymore “If you want it, write it yourself.”
Then she was scolded for a whole week…
A week later, the scolding ended with readers conceding, and the flaky author returned, chest puffed up, making a glamorous comeback.
Why “again”?
Because this wasn’t the first time…
The peak battle between the flaky author and the rabid readers always ended with readers losing, followed by a few chapter updates, and then the cycle of scolding resumed…
So the question is, why does everyone agree that the novel is ridiculous, and the author is ridiculous, yet they persistently keep reading?
Probably because everyone is curious just how melodramatic, trope-laden, and boring this story can get.
Crossing Over Green Tea to Love You male lead Lu Qianchuan, female lead Chu Zilan.
They are the senior brother and sister of the Cangshan Sect, a double strong character setup, and unsurprisingly, childhood sweethearts with mutual feelings, a model couple.
However, when Chu Zilan descended the mountain to eradicate demons and uphold justice, out of kindness, she took in a person the “green tea” of the story, the second female lead, Su Xiangqing!
As everyone knows, male second lead loves the female lead, and the female second lead loves the male lead, an ironclad rule!
So unsurprisingly, Su Xiangqing fell in love at first sight with Lu Qianchuan, the reportedly handsome, elegant, and extraordinary senior brother of Cangshan Sect.
To win over the male lead, the green tea second female lead tried every trick acting delicate, pretending to be pitiful, disguising herself as an innocent little flower. One tactic after another, yet Lu Qianchuan remained unmoved.
So Su Xiangqing shifted her focus to the female lead framing her, sowing discord, acting one way while plotting another using every possible scheme. Yet Lu Qianchuan still did not waver.
Finally, during a sect crisis, Ding Li found an opportunity, poisoned the head of Cangshan Sect, and successfully framed Chu Zilan for the sect leader’s death…
Ding Li flipped her phone, reading with relish. The previous chapter ended with Su Xiangqing framing Chu Zilan for the sect leader’s death and summoning Lu Qianchuan and others to the scene. Chu Zilan was at a loss, and then… nothing.
After a week of scolding, the flaky author updated again. This chapter revealed that Lu Qianchuan, in disbelief that the person he loved was not who he thought, questioned the feelings between them all these years, realizing that all the trust he had placed had been misplaced!
Pfft…
Ding Li felt blood rush to her head, and in the next second, a red light flashed before her eyes. Her mind barely managed to process one thought before she collapsed onto the bed…
The thought was stupid author! Revenge on society! Deserve to be scolded!
“Are you awake?”
Ding Li, half-conscious, heard a low, pleasant voice and struggled to open her eyes slowly.
Before her was an unbelievably stunning face, eyes like autumn water, brows like green mountains, flawless pale skin a true masterpiece of beauty!
Ding Li’s hand instinctively reached for the woman’s hand on the blanket. Just as she was about to speak, she realized.
Something was wrong!
Why does the beauty have her hair in a high bun, wearing white robes? What’s going on? Cosplay?
The woman pulled her long, fair hand from Ding Li’s grip without hesitation: “It’s good that you’re awake.”
Can you tell me what you’re playing at?
Ding Li’s head spun even more. What kind of doctor is this fashionable? Huh? So human-friendly?
Looking around at the antique-style decorations and sturdy beams of the room, Ding Li was completely disoriented…
Seeing that Ding Li had woken, the woman immediately tried to get up.
Just as she was about to leave, Ding Li reacted quickly and grabbed the woman’s sleeve!
No, beauty, isn’t it too irresponsible to leave now? I’m still dizzy. Can’t you stay with me at a time like this?
Ding Li opened her mouth to speak, but another person entered through the door. She had to close her mouth and turn to see the newcomer.
Seeing him, Ding Li almost fell back again, a handsome man in ancient costume! Though strikingly handsome, he was wearing white robes matching the woman’s, holding a sword in his hand!
What’s happening?
Not cosplay?
Transmigration?
Ding Li, a struggling student, howled to the sky, covering her face with tears. If this is truly transmigration, can I at least get a chance to go back and memorize the major events in history? Even if it’s just the length of one song!