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Variety Show: Too Many Petty Rivals, I Rely on My Absurdity to Be the Boss

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Chapter 14

Variety Show: Too Many Petty Rivals, I Rely on My Absurdity to Be the Boss

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Mo’s brand is a national household name, which would greatly help Qin Wanyin increase her Reputation Points.

The system excitedly urged: 【Host, say yes to her!】

Qin Wanyin: “My agreement alone isn’t enough.”Full novel: Variety Show: Too Many Petty Rivals, I Rely on My Absurdity to Be the Boss — read the rest free on N​o⁠v​e⁠l​C⁠o​d⁠e​x⁠.​o⁠r​g⁠

The original owner had signed a ten-year contract with the company, and only three years had passed so far. For the next seven years, all performances and endorsements required the company’s approval.

But would Phoenix Song Entertainment agree to let her take on this endorsement?

No.

They might even proactively contact the brand and claim that Liu Yiyi is more suitable for the endorsement than her.

After all, this wouldn’t be the first time Qi Heng had done such a shady thing.

Although the agents were the ones managing these matters, how could Qi Heng possibly be unaware?

Over the past few days, she had also been thinking about how to terminate her contract with Phoenix Song.

For celebrities, contract termination is a process that requires significant time, money, and effort.

In the world before last, she had been a girl group idol.

—That company was even more disgusting than Phoenix Song Entertainment.

The contract was for 30 years, with a penalty fee as high as 50 million.

The boss signed over a hundred young girls, painting grand illusions for them, describing a future as superstars, promising they would shine on stage.

He even used popular girl groups as examples.

Saying they would definitely become even more famous than those groups in the future!

But the boss didn’t focus on training the girl group; he wasn’t even willing to spend money on hiring vocal and dance coaches.

Instead, he made them attend drinking parties, accompanying various brand representatives and film company executives for meals.

To escape this misery, Qin Wanyin signed up for the civil service exam, studying administrative aptitude tests and essay writing intensively.

—According to national law, employers cannot charge penalty fees to those who pass the civil service exam, enroll in master’s or doctoral programs, or enlist in the military.

During that period, she slept at 2 a.m. and woke up at 6 a.m. every day, while still having to sing and dance during the day.

She survived each day on motivational quotes.

Things like: “Study until you drop, but don’t drop dead.”

Or: “Why sleep so much in life? You’ll sleep long enough after death.”

After three months of hard work, she successfully passed the exam and joined the local tax bureau.

The boss had no idea and still tried to exploit her.

It wasn’t until Qin Wanyin slapped her admission documents on his office desk that his expression changed.

Later, the company was investigated for tax evasion, and the boss ended up shedding tears behind bars.

Which employee doesn’t dream of sending their boss to prison?

So satisfying!

The system interrupted her reminiscence.

【Host, the national civil service exam registration is still five months away. Your current Reputation Points aren’t enough for you to survive until the written test.】

Qin Wanyin: “…”

It seemed she had to temporarily set aside her grand goal of becoming a public servant and find another way.

Ms. Mo was still waiting for her answer.

Qin Wanyin replied politely and obediently: “Thank you, but I need to discuss this matter with my company first.”

Then she turned to the camera and called out to Qi Heng:

“Little Qi, if you see this video, I hope you won’t be ungrateful and will agree to this endorsement. Otherwise, don’t blame me for performing a smile hiding shit.”

The live chat: ?

They’d heard of a smile hiding a knife, but never a smile hiding shit.

How disgusting!

The live chat started flooding: 【Perform it! Perform it!】

Qin Wanyin wasted no time:

“Hahahahahaha Qi Heng hahahahahaha.”

“…”

【That’s truly a smile hiding shit!】

【Learning a new insult trick from Teacher Qin every day~】

【Hahaha learned it! Learned it!】

【Qi Heng: How rude of you!】

【I predict Qin Wanyin will be fired tomorrow for stepping into the company with her left foot first.】

In the neighboring livestream.

Qi Heng sneezed.

He rubbed his nose, feeling puzzled.

He wasn’t sick or allergic, so why had he sneezed out of nowhere?

Beside him, Liu Yiyi smiled faintly. “Looks like someone’s thinking of you.”

The live chat revealed the truth.

【Thinking of him? More like Qin Wanyin next door is cursing him out.】

【Cursing him out? She’s clearly hiding him!】

【So, does President Qi agree to let Qin Wanyin be the spokesperson? This is important to me!】

Liu Yiyi: ?

They were all Chinese characters, but she couldn’t understand them.

“Kind-hearted” netizens sent them a replay.

When she saw the invitation from the founder of Mo’s brand, Liu Yiyi’s expression changed.

And when she saw the classic “smile hiding shit,” Qi Heng’s expression changed.

The live chat commented sharply: Is this what they call a shit-faced expression?

Mischievous netizens immediately took screenshots and turned them into memes.

—Amidst a sea of “hahaha” comments, Qi Heng’s face prominently appeared in the center.

Smile Hiding Shit.jpg

This image quickly went viral, even surpassing classic memes like “Eat Shit” and “Panda Head.”

Later, backstage after a red carpet event, a reporter asked Qin Wanyin: “What do you think about the ‘Smile Hiding Heng’ meme becoming the ‘Top 1 Most Used Meme of the Year by Netizens’?”

Qin Wanyin commented sharply:

“Top and number one? Isn’t he satisfied?”

“Or should I crown him as bottom zero?”

Netizens: How savage!

At this moment, Qi Heng’s face was dark with anger.

He hadn’t expected a national brand to choose an obscure, low-tier celebrity as their spokesperson.

Even more, he hadn’t expected Qin Wanyin, a female celebrity, to casually use that word without a hint of shame.

Qi Heng was caught in a dilemma.

Of course, he didn’t want Qin Wanyin to be the spokesperson.

After all, the company had actively recommended Liu Yiyi as the spokesperson before.

But Qin Wanyin deliberately shifted the conflict between her and the company to the brand and the company.

If he rejected this endorsement deal, people would think Phoenix Song Entertainment was playing favorites—being harsh on Qin Wanyin while favoring Liu Yiyi.

That wouldn’t be good for Yiyi’s reputation.

“Fine,” Qi Heng gritted his teeth. “Of course, I have no objections.”

Liu Yiyi also smiled and said, “Congratulations, Sister Wanyin, on landing your first endorsement~”

But off-camera, she instinctively grabbed Qi Heng’s hand, her fingertips trembling slightly, as if filled with endless grievances.

Qi Heng’s heart ached.

This endorsement should have belonged to Yiyi, but Qin Wanyin had snatched it away at the last moment.

This woman was truly cunning.

But it didn’t matter—they were sure to win today’s competition.

Just moments ago, a contractor had contacted them, wanting to buy all the fruits from Jinjiagou.

Checking the time, they would arrive soon.

He would definitely make Yiyi the winner today.

Meanwhile, Qin Wanyin was still on the call with Ms. Mo.

A sudden inspiration struck her.

In the future, she could host live streams at fixed times every day, helping people fulfill their wishes and accumulate Reputation Points.

She had even thought of a name for her live stream room:

The Turtle in the Wishing Well.

The types of orders she would take were quite diverse:

She could offer online fortune-telling to help people avoid misfortune;

She could provide heartfelt conversations to help them start a beautiful life;

She could also offer private detective services to help people deal with scumbags and fight mistresses;

And she could share entertainment industry gossip!

As an insider, her gossip would be fresh and reliable.

Of course, exposing secrets also followed principles.

She would target celebrities who sold a single persona while secretly dating or having children, taking advantage of their fans.

Her goal was to create a peaceful and harmonious entertainment world, free of fake “brothers-in-law” and “sisters-in-law.”

Just as Qin Wanyin was lost in her thoughts, Ms. Mo, who had been calm all along, suddenly stood up in agitation.

Pointing behind Qin Wanyin, her eyes changed, and she spoke eerily:

“Teacher Qin, there’s someone behind you.”

Full novel: Variety Show: Too Many Petty Rivals, I Rely on My Absurdity to Be the Boss — read the rest free on N​o⁠v​e⁠l​C⁠o​d⁠e​x⁠.​o⁠r​g⁠
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