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Why Is Everyone Naked on Campus?

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Chapter 15: The Calculus of Curves

Why Is Everyone Naked on Campus?

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Yui remained at the lectern, her posture a masterpiece of invitation that suggested if gravity had a problem with her, it could go find a boulder to bother instead.

She didn’t stay solo for long.

The silence, stretched thinner than a cheap condom, snapped as two more figures detached themselves from the mass of sweating, panting bodies.Full novel: Why Is Everyone Naked on Campus? — read the rest free on N​o⁠v​e⁠l​C⁠o​d⁠e​x⁠.​o⁠r​g⁠

They didn’t walk so much as ooze forward, drawn by a primal, lecherous current that found modesty to be a redundant annoyance.

First came Fizzle.

She waddled toward the podium, her walk a hypnotic, heavy-thudding affair that made the very floorboards moan under her weight.

She was, to put it bluntly, a glorious, overflowing testament to the joys of unbridled squish—a soft, massive expanse of pale, yielding skin built like a tectonic plate of warm, soft clay.

Her ears were long, pointed, and possessed a twitchy, nervous habit of pinging toward Jake like radar dishes hunting for a signal, completely betraying her hunger.

“This contest is mine for the taking,” Fizzle squeaked, her voice hitting a high, breathy pitch that made the blood run straight to the groin.

She gave a defiant, meaty hop, and her breasts performed a demonstration of wobbling, jelly-like inertia that would have left Newton staring, mesmerized and fully engorged.

The sheer mass of her cleavage was breathtaking; it looked like two heavy, doughy cushions strained to their absolute limit.

“God, look at the size of her,” a student nearby muttered, his voice thick with a mix of shock and blatant, unfiltered arousal.

“She’s built like a damn goddess of fertility.

How is anyone supposed to top that much meat?”

Jake watched, his own throat dry, as she settled into place, her soft, heavy rolls of skin shifting with every breath.

“She’s massive,” he whispered to himself, his gaze locked on the way her heavy breasts hung, defying everything but the pull of gravity.

“She’s a fucking planet,” another student growled from the back, leaning forward so hard his own cock was pressed against the seat in front of him.

“Look at those tits…

they’re absolutely enormous.

She’s definitely taking the prize.”

Trailing behind her was Moon-Glow, a creature of such predatory, polished lust she made the rest of the room look like amateur hour.

She was completely naked and impeccably shaved, save for tiny, shimmering crystals studding her skin like constellations; they trailed from her collarbone down over her breasts, across the swell of her hips, and fanned out in a deliberate, intricate pattern around both her backside and her exposed, hairless pussy.

She shoved her chest against the wood, arching her back until her cleavage formed a dark, shadow-filled trench, those crystals winking with every calculated breath.

“I wonder how she even applies those,” a student muttered, his eyes locked on the shimmering stones decorating her smooth mound.

“Forget that,” another hissed, his face flushed and jaw tight.

“I’m wondering if they fall off in the shower, or if they’re still there when she’s having intense sex.

“Size is a cute hobby, Fizzle,” Moon-Glow smiled, her voice like silk dragged over a feverish tongue.

“But shape?

Symmetry?

That is where the real fucking science happens.

It’s practically a structural masterpiece.”

From the back of the hall, a whisper tore through the haze, sounding like a desperate moan.

“What’s the point?” a girl muttered, sinking lower in her seat as she kneaded her own flushed, heavy breasts.

“Look at them.

You’ve got the Goddess, the Marshmallow, and the Statue.

It’s a goddamn specialized buffet where the rest of us are just the appetizer.

How the hell am I supposed to compete with that?”

“I know,” another girl hissed, her face twisted in a mask of pure, frustrated heat.

“I was going to stand up, but I’d be laughed off the stage.

They’ve set the bar into the stratosphere, and I’m just standing here with a soaking wet cunt and no hope of winning.”

Halloway, watching this anatomical freak show with the slow, heavy grin of a man who had long ago traded his tenure for a front-row seat to pure, unadulterated smut, tapped his own thigh.

“Excellent,” he rasped, his voice echoing with a perverse, scholarly pride.

“A veritable showcase of biological variety.

A triumph of tits over logic.

Jake, the data is presenting itself in a most magnificent, throbbing format.

How do you intend to grade these variables?”

Jake stood frozen in the open space before the dais, his bare skin prickling under the weight of two hundred hungry, prying eyes.

He focused on the mental discipline the Headmistress had drilled into him—the icy, sterile corridors of his mind—desperately trying to stifle the traitorous, throbbing pulse of arousal that threatened to betray him.

He was a statue of composure in a room screaming for chaos.

He forced his gaze to remain steady, locking onto the three women with a look he hoped passed for academic detachment rather than desperate, suppressed hunger.

He took a shaky, controlled breath, his hands clenched at his sides.

“Right,” Jake croaked, his voice strained but trying for a professional, clinical edge. The source of this chapter is g.com.

“If we’re going to be thorough, I suppose I’ll just…

grade the boobs very, very carefully.”

A ripple of laughter and catcalls washed over the room, but Jake didn’t flinch.

He couldn’t afford to.

Every fiber of his being was locked in a silent, agonizing war to remain flaccid while standing in the epicenter of the most concentrated display of flesh he had ever witnessed.

Jake stood naked in the centre of the hall, feeling like a very fragile egg in a room full of very hungry hammers.

He leaned hard on his mental “Headmistress-Approved” file cabinet, desperately shoving his libido into the back drawer labeled DO NOT OPEN OR YOU WILL EXPLODE.

He squinted, trying to view the trio not as a fever dream of biology, but as a series of complicated physics problems.

First, there was Yui.

Her breasts were less “anatomy” and more “a daring architectural experiment in defying the laws of nature,” perched high and firm as if they were waiting for gravity to realize it had forgotten to do its job.

Then, the unfortunate lectern groaned under Fizzle.

Her breasts were, quite frankly, a structural hazard.

They were enormous, pale, doughy orbs that possessed more inertia than a rolling boulder and seemed intent on consuming the furniture entirely.

They were less “body parts” and more “two tectonic plates of soft, wobble-prone gelatin having an argument.”

Finally, Moon-Glow.

She looked like someone had tried to bedazzle a predatory shark.

Her breasts were perfectly round, crystalline mounds framed by a constellation of shiny bits that led the eye downward to an area that looked less like a human feature and more like a high-end, vacuum-sealed landing strip.

Jake’s heart hammered against his ribs like a frantic animal trying to claw its way out.

He stood there stark naked, clutching his own shivering cock and balls as if they were a live grenade he’d forgotten how to defuse.

He felt like a man trying to explain the complexities of quantum mechanics while someone kicked him in the shins and a very hungry bear circled his exposed backside.

He blinked, his brain momentarily short-circuiting under the pressure.

He felt the heat rising in his face, the weight of two hundred eyes boring into his bare skin, and in a moment of pure, unadulterated panic, he blurted out, “I mean…

they are, uh…

they are very nice boobs.

Top-tier.

Very nice.”

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