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Chapter 20

You Act Unhinged, I Act Even More Unhinged, Side by Side on a Dating Show

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A corner of his mouth twitched, Xie Li turned to Shen Yan with a smile, “Can you help me open the water now?”

Shen Yan took the bottle without a word and twisted it open with a click.

Bai Jing looked shocked, “I thought you were going to make him say, ‘Brother Shen Yan, you’re the best.'”Full novel: You Act Unhinged, I Act Even More Unhinged, Side by Side on a Dating Show — read the rest free on N​o⁠v​e⁠l​C⁠o​d⁠e​x⁠.​o⁠r​g⁠

Shen Yan handed the water to Xie Li and smiled at Bai Jing, “Because my task really isn’t that.”

“Then what’s your task?” Bai Jing stood up and pressed.

Shen Yan kept backing away, “Not telling you.”

Bai Jing kept chasing after him, “No, tell me.”

“Won’t!”

“Tell me!”

“No!”

『Oh no, I think these two are a bit sweet too.』

『These two can probably only be besties. Shen Yan’s sexual orientation was announced publicly a long time ago.』

『But it’s kind of fun to ship… two silly adorable babies.』

He retreated.

She chased.

In the blink of an eye, the two were three meters away from Xie Li.

Xie Li sat on the ground drinking water, even getting it stuck in his teeth.

Why couldn’t he fit in!

It must be because Shen Yan did it on purpose… deliberately attracting Bai Jing so that she’d naturally distance herself from him.

Too despicable!

He absolutely couldn’t let Shen Yan succeed.

Xie Li stood up with his water bottle, smiling, and joined Bai Jing in chasing Shen Yan. “Thanks for opening the water for me just now, Brother Shen Yan. You’re the best!”

Shen Yan planted his hands on his hips and laughed three loud hahas right there.

“Task two-sixths complete! Ta-ta for now!”

Those two guests were no longer in his target range, so Shen Yan turned and left.

Bam!

He bumped straight into someone behind him.

Pei Heng caught Shen Yan, who was bouncing backward from the collision, looked at him with half-lidded eyes, and smiled slightly, “Did it hurt?”

『Pei Heng finished cleaning up the table and came over, deliberately standing here waiting for Shen Yan to bump into him. Oh my god!』

『Fine, these two are still the best to ship!』

『The Jury is the best to ship!』

The bridge of Shen Yan’s nose had crashed into Pei Heng’s shoulder; it felt almost broken.

Holding his nose, he looked up at Pei Heng, tears of pain in his eyes, “No kidding, of course it hurts.”

Pei Heng nodded, backed up a little.

Then…

Thud.

He lay flat on the ground.

“Your nose jabbed my shoulder and broke it. I think I’m about to die. I need a sincere kiss to come back to life.”

『???』

『President Pei, are you sick? Are you?』

『Hahahaha, such a stiff faked accident.』

『Kiss him! Go kiss! Make his legs go weak, make his thing go hard, make him flip you over on the spot and go at it big time!』

『Sis, calm down.』

Shen Yan looked at Pei Heng lying on the ground, stubbornly faking an accident, and gave a sly old fox grin, “Your hidden task wouldn’t be to have a guest kiss you, would it?”

Xie Li’s eyes lit up behind him.

Pei Heng lay on the ground, clutching his shoulder. “You’ve bruised my shoulder a big patch of black and blue, and you’re still talking about hidden tasks. Hurry over and give me a sincere kiss, or I’m not getting up.”

Shen Yan immediately stepped back very considerately, turned, and walked off. “Then you lie there. Lie a little longer.”

Seeing Shen Yan turn and leave, Xie Li was so happy he almost jumped up.

He held it in with all his might, put on a worried expression, and hurried over to help Pei Heng up. “President Pei, are you okay? Let me help you up first…”

Whoosh.

Before Xie Li could reach out.

Pei Heng was already up like a flash of lightning.

Not only was he up, he’d already chased over to Shen Yan’s side.

“You hurt me and just walk away like that? You’re so heartless!” Pei Heng complained with deep resentment.

Shen Yan glanced sideways at him, “Aren’t you lively and kicking?”

Pei Heng said, “My shoulder is all black and blue. If you don’t believe me, look.”

He kept repeating that sentence.

That actually sparked a bit of curiosity in Shen Yan. “Could your hidden task not be for me to kiss you, but for me to look at your shoulder?”

Pei Heng’s smile was ambiguous. “Anyway, your bump left my shoulder black and blue. You can’t just ignore it, can you?”

As he spoke,

Pei Heng pulled a stack of cash from his pocket.

“Give me a sincere kiss, and this ten thousand yuan is yours.”

Shen Yan: Why didn’t you say so earlier!

“Like I care about your ten thousand yuan?”

He snatched the ten thousand yuan.

Tiptoed and kissed Pei Heng on the cheek.

A kiss is just a kiss, no loss… Pei Heng was handsome and paying money!

“I’m after your body.”

After the kiss, he turned around, rolled up the money, and stuffed it into his pocket.

Pei Heng looked down at him, smiling, and after Shen Yan had put the money away, Pei Heng said, “Now can you look at my bruise? I wasn’t lying to you. You really did hurt me.”

Quick as a flash,

As if afraid Shen Yan wouldn’t look,

Pei Heng yanked the collar of his shirt off his shoulder.

Revealing a large black-and-blue bruise on his shoulder.

『Damn, it really is bruised.』

『Is Shen Yan’s nose that powerful?』

『I honestly don’t even know what to say right now!』

『This is the last thing I expected.』

Shen Yan looked at the large bruised patch on Pei Heng’s exposed shoulder and fell into confusion.

He even guiltily touched his own nose, made of bone and flesh, with two invisible question marks popping over his head.

Pei Heng laughed, “I didn’t lie to you, did I? It’s really bruised. Can you put some ointment on it? It really hurts.”

Shen Yan.

Though, but.

Hesitated for a moment, “I can, but you have to promise me one thing.”

Pei Heng raised an eyebrow.

Shen Yan said, “You have to quietly tell Bai Jing what your hidden task is.”

Bai Jing, who had been hanging around gossiping the whole time and even forgotten to do her task, suddenly lit up.

There was more good fortune coming?

Whoosh!

She rushed forward.

Politely and respectfully offered her ear to Pei Heng.

Even to make it easier for Pei Heng to whisper, she considerately stood on tiptoe to reduce the height difference.

Pei Heng gave Shen Yan a meaningful look. “You’re pretty nice, helping Bai Jing out like this?”

Shen Yan hesitated again. “Sister Bai Jing just gave me the last slice of lamb from the pot. No one’s ever cared about me like that.”

Big Mom, Second Mom, Third Mom, Fourth Mom, Fifth Mom, Sixth Mom, Seventh Mom, Eighth Mom, Ninth Mom, who were watching the livestream: …

This son… they might as well give up on him.

Click.

They turned off the livestream.

Bai Jing looked at Shen Yan a little sheepishly.

So that was why.

But that lamb… she had tried to pick it up, missed, and it fell on the table. She thought eating it would be a bit dirty, and throwing it away seemed wasteful, so she gave it to Shen Yan.

Hmm!

She never expected Shen Yan to be so touched.

From now on, she would definitely give Shen Yan more lamb!

Making that silent resolution, Bai Jing stood on tiptoe even higher. “President Pei, are you going to tell? I can’t hold out much longer.”

Pei Heng glanced at Shen Yan, paused, and told Bai Jing his hidden task.

Bai Jing’s eyes sparkled.

She couldn’t help exclaiming, “You little rascal!”

『What is Pei Heng’s hidden task that makes Bai Jing make that expression!』

『Bai Jing’s expression right now is like she’s looking at a pervert like me.』

『I feel like Bai Jing’s about to drool.』

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