Xiao Little Young Master once fantasized about becoming a thrifty and virtuous omega, so he restrained his desire to spend, downloaded Pinduoduo, and only bought discounted items and cheap little things.
Soon, his home was piled high with useless stuff. Out of curiosity, he even bought a small room made from a shipping container, thinking it wasn’t expensive for him. But in just a few days, he maxed out his credit card limit. In a fit of anger, he ordered a bag worth hundreds of thousands to comfort himself, and his money-saving plan went completely down the drain.
Those squishy silicone stress toys were the cheap little junk Xiao Yu bought, and he had already thrown them all over the house. He spent the whole night in his dream playing with those not-so-great-feeling squishies.
When he woke up, his mind was blank. Hmm… Sleep paralysis? Xiao Yu’s not-so-developed but proud chest muscles hurt, as if countless handsome alpha buds were pressing on him, saying, “Baby, your orange pheromone smells so good.” Thinking of this, Xiao Yu was quite happy, smiled slightly, and was about to fall back asleep.
The coconut-flavored big bread lying on him stared at him with a resentful gaze for half an hour, finally couldn’t help but show its teeth—
“Moo!”
This sound was more like a tiger’s roar. Much more imposing than those meowing cat sounds. Leon, with a tiger-like vigor, flicked his fluffy little tail, making a crackling sound on the bedding, like an old man in the park cracking a whip during morning exercises.
He was hungry. As a strong Slavic alpha, he shouldn’t have to ask a delicate omega for help, even if he were starving. But the cat had just gone to the kitchen to cook noodles, and with inconvenient paws, it broke the ceramic pot. Now all the tools for serving and cooking food were gone, so he had to ask Xiao Yu for help. This weak yet fat cat body was really starving.
After mooing for five minutes, Xiao Yu showed signs of waking up. The omega’s half-asleep fox eyes didn’t look as enchanting as usual, instead showing a bit of innocence and cuteness, “Mimi…”
“…Your face is so big.”
Xiao Yu ruffled the angry cat’s head, thinking it was the renovation upstairs, but it turned out to be the cat’s call. What a poor little thing. It must have eaten garbage while wandering and made its voice hoarse.
The little orange cat energetically jumped down, angrily smashing the empty bowl on the ground.
“Moo!”
Ula, please provide me with food.
Xiao Yu was amused by his arrogant demeanor. The cat food was in the living room, so he got up, took a bowl, and walked out. After a few steps, he stopped as if struck by lightning.
Leon, with his tail tip held high, also stopped. The cat’s face, usually cold and fierce, showed a rare hint of guilt.
The timed smart curtains had already opened, and in the bright morning light, the apartment was a mess. The toilet paper had been evenly torn into small pieces, exploding like fireworks all over the house. A single clothes rack lay on the ground, and the high-end coat was covered in cat hair.
Xiao Yu: “…”
No way, really no way.
Leon didn’t know why, even though he knew those things were just ordinary household items. But he couldn’t help it. Now, whenever he saw the omega’s pink heels and slender, delicate ankle bones in the furry slippers, he wanted to pounce and bite them with his canine teeth.
If this little fish-like oriental porcelain doll cried and begged for mercy, he would be even more delighted.
The down-and-out Slavic boxer just wanted to do it now.
However, having blown up someone’s perfectly good house like this, no matter how good-tempered the owner was, it would be hard to tolerate such a wild and untamable pet.
If Leon were thrown out now, he could only become a stray cat living off the streets. Forget about regaining glory; even surviving would be a problem.
Xiao Yu, holding the empty bowl, took a deep breath with his eyes closed. Before he could scold, a warm, solid, yet soft little body rubbed against his leg.
The high-cold cool cat’s eyes had never been so round and innocent—
“Meow oh!”
The clip sound was extremely standard.
Leon couldn’t help but gag a little, and Xiao Yu’s angry expression paused, thinking the little cat had a stomach problem, not knowing it was the iron A disgusted by his own act of being cute.
Moscow doesn’t believe in tears.
When he catches whoever turned him into a cat, the alpha swears he’ll personally take them down.
Leon seized the opportunity, instinctively performing a set of rolling and belly-flipping moves. Xiao Yu, who had never been spoiled by a cat like this, soon had red cheeks, completely captured.
“Alright, since you know your mistake and corrected it, brother will get you some fresh salmon to eat!”
The coconut-flavored big bread sighed in relief.
Wait!
Sure enough, the omega who walked into the kitchen exploded into a series of national curses.
Cursing so dirty.
The little orange cat, along with the 1.9-meter-tall tough guy boxer deep in his soul, lowered his head, not daring to make a sound.
Xiao Little Young Master couldn’t do any housework, so he coldly booked a cleaning service, while he chopped up the salmon and prepared a bowl of cat food, then washed up and dressed himself in the dressing room.
When he came out, he was completely refreshed.
The sweet orange scent from inside out faded, replaced by a more pronounced, exquisite perfume scent.
“I don’t want to talk to you, you two-faced bad cat!”
The handsome face glared angrily at the little orange cat. When he got angry, the small red mole on his face became even more charming.
Leon suddenly thought he looked quite good when he was angry.
Couldn’t help it, he licked the hand that was about to hit him.
Xiao Yu was stunned for a moment, then suddenly hugged the cat into his arms.
He had really thought about sending this troublemaker cat back to the cat café, but thinking about how the little guy was in the same boat as him, he couldn’t bear it.
The omega had once been confessed to by an alpha he had secretly liked for a long time during his naive teenage years.
He thought it was a mutual first love.
When the omega, holding flowers hidden under the podium, heard the alpha and his buddies say, “An omega with pheromones overflowing must be very slutty, wait till I get him,” his fantasy of love was shattered.
Xiao Yu almost tore down the teaching building that day.
A cat that had just received a brief moment of affection and was then abandoned, wasn’t it just like his fourteen-year-old self?
“Little cat, little cat, I’ll like you a bit more, just be good, okay?”
The cat looked iron-willed.
In less than two seconds, it let out a tractor-like purring sound.
Xiao Yu, carrying the cat carrier with both hands, breathlessly and red-faced, bumped into the pet hospital with the nurse’s help, not even replying to his mom’s messages.
How heavy is this cat?
He didn’t even get this tired in his personal training classes!
The front desk nurse asked for the cat’s name for registration. Xiao Yu hadn’t thought of one yet, so he said, “Xiao Mimi—then!”
Nurse: “…”
“Alright, Xiao Mimi and Xiao Mimi’s owner, this way please.”
Xiao Yu had already booked a full body check-up and deworming for the cat last night. Various machines beeped and buzzed all morning, and Xiao Mimi’s health indicators were surprisingly good.
The calm and determined orange cat sat on the examination table, its green eyes looking at the data on the computer.
Physical examination.
Leon was all too familiar with it.
The body of a top athlete is their livelihood, and there can be no mistakes. Understanding these was no problem.
On the other hand, Xiao Yu was listening in a fog.
“So, my kid is fine, right?”
Doctor: “Yes, the only thing to note is that your son is now sixteen pounds, which is a bit overweight for a mixed breed of golden shaded and domestic cat. He needs a healthy diet to reduce the burden on his joints.”
Xiao Yu patted the cat’s butt.
“Baby, are you a pig?”
“Moo ow!” Leon quickly moved his cat butt away, his mouth tightly pursed in anger at this indiscreet sinful white tender hand.
The cat began to calculate a training and weight loss plan in its mind.
Over there, Xiao Yu and the doctor were whispering loudly, plotting.
“First do this, then that, I’ll act very sad…”
The coconut-flavored big fat orange’s white paws spread wide, its posture bold and rough, the cat’s mouth coldly curled into a sneer.
A secret?
He didn’t care.
Who knew that several medical staff suddenly hugged the solid orange cat and walked upstairs, the omega stood up with a start, poorly acting out two nonexistent tears, shouting, “What are you doing, let go of my Xiao Mimi!”
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Out of the corner of his eye, he saw a tabby cat with an empty crotch getting an IV, the doctor next to it taking pictures of the cat’s eggs to send to its owner. Leon realized something was wrong, knocked down three medical staff on the spot, and dashed out the door!
“Mimi!” Xiao Yu panicked.
The cat walked on the street, striding like a fast-moving orange sea urchin, nothing could describe the mood of the Russian cat at this moment.
Humiliation, betrayal, loss of dignity!
The beautiful omega was indeed a deadly poison, he’d rather die outside than look back.
Xiao Yu ran until he was out of breath, crying out.
“Baby, you don’t want brother anymore?”
The snow-white bean paste bun-like cat paw stopped in place, the orange tabby pattern on the plump arm like a cold-blooded tattoo, the cat’s eyes cold, indeed not looking back.
Xiao Yu circled in front of him, squatted down, and held the little cat’s shoulders, almost crying in anxiety.
The cat stiffened its neck, panting in anger.
It was the first time he had seen such exposed emotions on a small animal!
The little cat was actually sad.
Xiao Yu was shocked, tentatively murmuring, “I’m sorry, brother just wants you to be healthier…”
Leon angrily leaned forward, his iron fist hitting the ground with a snap, the white mouthpiece letting out a series of loud cries—
“Meow ow! Meow ow! Meow ow!”
Мелкий мерзавец!
(You little bastard.)
Did you forget holding me there last night?
Didn’t you like it a lot?
Last night, the alpha blushed to the point of bleeding, spending most of the night coaxing Xiao Yu to sleep, being held by him at the lifeline, and kindly using his tiger tail to pat him, wanting the savior to sleep better.
No omega had ever touched him.
Let alone there.
But Xiao Yu was sending him for a neutering surgery.
Passersby looked at the arguing person and cat, pointed at their heads, shook their heads helplessly, and left.
Xiao Yu never thought a cat could understand so much, feeling both guilty and heartbroken, he hugged the sixteen-pound big fat cat into his arms, softly apologizing.
The overwhelming fragrance made Leon quiet down.
“I canceled the surgery, don’t go, okay?” Xiao Yu’s eyebrows lowered, wanting to erase all bad memories, “Xiao Mimi isn’t a good name, brother will give you a new name.”
“Our baby is so handsome, majestic like a little lion…”
The little cat puffed out its chest.
Lion?
Being called Leon wasn’t bad.
Unexpectedly, this omega and he had quite the tacit understanding.
“Then you’ll be called Aurun Zhi, after me!” Xiao Yu said joyfully.
Author’s Note:
Little Fish: Fat cat, neuter it [sunglasses]
Fat Orange: You insect crisp is a red egg [angry]